Work for IGN: Our Robot Died

[TwinBladeFury]

I want the job...

[13scarfare13]

really, i mean, that's the dream of my life!!!!

[hassmann2000]

So not for UK'ers

[GR3GORY90]

okay, wierd

[austinismadcrunk]

The cheesy bass riff reminds me of bad commercials from the '90s

[pspcow]

Any gamer AT ALL can make a review better than IGN

[PlayItRough09]

Look at Damien's Screen saver, is that Chobot? O_O, what have they been doing in the closet?

[enicot]

nooooo the dancing robot of the mass effect 2 videos

[MrMajenta]

wait wait wait, i've got my review: compelling

[opengamedb]

Did robot died

[Bodminder]

that was actually terribad

[mobin11]

SOLEUSSS

[nadim2naruto]

nice wallpaper.

[tjohn1986]

fuck working with these geeks

[Razear]

lol @ the Jess wallpaper and Fallout bobblehead

[Killzor97]

@Razear

That's not Jess

[Jumpster2525]

ill work for Jess any time ;)

[Scykei]

:o

[RTX94]

I'll work as IGN's financial advisor! But they'll have to wait for four more years, when I get my degree.

[mysterymastermind175]

I can't work for IGN because I got a soul.... BURN!!!

[zwinco]

i love video games but im only 15 and i would love to work for ign but i never had a real job before and i could probably write a kick ass review on most of the new ps3 games

[Godjinx1337]

wont it be funny a 12 year old gets the job if all he does is lie in the resume xD

[Killzor97]

@Godjinx1337

They actually call the people you list in your resume and ask about you and search around for you not just accept anything that comes in

[RockonTF]

will i get paid?

[CleverDjembe]

Haha, why do you have JAck Daniels at the work desk, haha?

[jazzrocker13]

@CleverDjembe the real question is why don't you have a bottle of Jack Daniels at your work desk? o_0

[CleverDjembe]

@jazzrocker13

Because I already drank it empty and threw it across the room. True story :D

[CrazySkraps]

This explains why their reviews have sucked lately..

[purebone00]

@CrazySkraps screw off man just because you don't like someones point of veiw you don't have to bitch about it

[gjm7bf]

@TaylorFxC: Yes, you're the only one who hates me.

[Wakkawakka388372]

@gjm7bf haha xD

[daemzero]

i was drinking brandy.

[Diegobrandan15]

WTF was he drinking at the begining of the video?!

[DareVids]

I think IGN's computer died when they were making the Top Ten Kills of Halo Reach 12/08/10. Somebody seriously cannot count in the IGN office, so lets hope it's a machine.

[bombgranade]

0:10 look at the background in the computer :D

[MisterDyslexo]

The reviews are rebelling. They will not be biased and bullshit anymore!

[Exscaliber70]

Has nobody noticed Daemon's background for his computer at 0:12?! What's wrong with you guys today... (Thank God I have a radar for sexy chicks)

[lzfb44]

why do so many little kids want the job? v v v v v

[sniffy1233]

1 more year! even tho i want to do comp repair!

[3picFilms]

I'm 17 and finished school. Fly me from Sydney to USA with a work visa and I'll do it...

[TheAL845]

How old do you have to be?

[DanMason2010]

Why can nobody spell daemon right?!?!?!

[Wakkawakka388372]

The mystery of crap reviews is soloved

[chistogo3]

@Wakkawakka388372 You win good sir!!!

[EBMD4]

I would so fucking do that... but i am 12...

[aXque]

Now all you faggets that complain on every review cause you know so much better have a chance to prove it.

[ric0shay95]

HEY DOOFY STOP STICKIN YOUR DICK IN THE VACCUM CLEANER!

[supdedopa]

Haha in the beggining on demon's computer there's some girl

[FSM129]

hahahah This is their way of getting off work: Have the community do it for them

[ilMafiosso]

Sucks that i don't live in the US

[GvariColt]

cant even apply cus im icelandic :-(

[suffernow97]

lol this was funny as

[theyepicgamer]

how olld do you have to be to enter

ps ill wock for $10.00 a day

[geonsik]

That would be a rly cool job, too bad im not 18 >:3

[LtMing23]

Wait...does that mean that Soleus' ghost will haunt the IGN building like Nate's ghost did?

[MrChownes]

Who cares if the robot dies, as long as chobot doesnt

[Banango3]

Hah! So that's why most of their reviews suck...

[Qeter1]

deamon your having a sexy pic of your colleague as a wallpaper? RESPECT!

on second thought its not her, but it looks like her! RESPECT!

[Starcraft2Rogue]

@MLGProSam yeah :( i'm a very good drawer i want to work with anything that is related to video games too bad!we are suffering aren't we ? xD

[vipersnake2895]

If you want to be a corrupted asshole who gets paid by game companies to give games high scores then work at IGN TODAY!

*You must be a complete douche in order to qualify*

[kingofmusic89]

@vipersnake2895 whats wrong with getting paid to play and review games? people needs them some money!

[dudetube911]

These two are like Kevin Butlers sons xD

=D

[TheOneForEverything]

I love damon and greg.

[EDDY2553]

LMAO Hilarous

[fanatykdody]

And funny thing is that haters gonna write most of the applications.

[xjames0x]

117 are IGNorant

[nochumplovesucker2]

Hey. Maybe your reviews won't be as bias anymore

[ChillPilgrim1138]

Notice the big tits brunette wallpaper on the one guys computer? If I had that in my workplace I would get written up. It must be nice to work in a place like IGN where you can be yourself and not worry about EEO rules/laws/regulations and etc....

[15935715935788224466]

oo me me me o i forgot

1 i am not in the usa

2 i am allmost 18 but not yet

3 i dont know where i have to study to get into places like ign so.

[360guyftw]

My chance is gone lol no way they would fly me over from ireland lol

[TerranZombie]

SCCCOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!

[enzofall]

Jess in the background....

[MrSneakySly]

Lol finaly they are looking for reviewers! they finaly found out that IGN cant review shit

[sereda008]

I am a writer, and a gamer, but this trailer discourages me. If you want professional writers, make a professional trailer.

[bestkutter]

write jessica chobot on google photos

[EireBurton123]

@bestkutter Me likeyy haha

[toovann]

man, I would love to work there~

[MrConundrum2020]

dude what are the needed qualifications to be a game reviewer for IGN?

[EireBurton123]

Gimmy the job! I will play games for you! :P

[sonicGTA]

sorry IGN but i just had 2 say this.....

I bet the person who actualy set up the reviews quitted since they made such gay reviews...

Gran Turismo 5 (360 gamer that HATES racing games)

lbp Prehosortic Moves (Moves are lame or something like that)

NFS Hot Pursuit (No Bonnet view.... SERIUSLY it should have got 10/10 or 9.5!)

[Exist64]

lol! funny i am to young for that job but 0:11 was cool XD

[DayLight95]

do ign have dev kits?

[vidirolafs]

@DayLight95 i think so, to play early builds of games

[DayLight95]

@vidirolafs thats cool

[quackstar84]

No more sucky fucky for the IGN lads.

[codyjt5150]

@VidStation ?

[CrazyStreetable]

18 + ?

im 15

[acebunny17]

You ign editors should stop fucking the robot

[Exist64]

@acebunny17 sh*t, are you funny guy!

[benavnon10]

Do you take a 14 year old?

[Gregoric399]

so tempted to apply..

[rios0963]

Good ol Jack at 0:12

[speedomike747]

I heard the 208th viewer has a huge dick!

[Skybluezsam]

@speedomike747 thats a terrible comment

[future9mm]

@speedomike747 i do how do you know i got a big dick

[BrewmasterFuzzball]

They should have made it "amazing gamers who love writing" instead

[965halfevil]

0:16 fallout bobble head

[Seldanas]

Lol someone likes Chobot's tits <3

[2KZEXO]

thats y ign sucks in reviews , cz no good writer n they r searching for one now !

GT >IGN

[ThatRaNd0MfatGuY]

@2KZEXO Learn how to spell.

[Starcraft2Rogue]

dam!!!!!!!!i'm under 18:(

[hassmann2000]

US only?

[iPerfection68]

It would be awesome to work at IGN

[WelliesOfWellington]

Best bit was the screen behind Damen ;D

[Darkcurse101]

" Will it be you? " Dude, you already pointed at the cameraman. So, let him answer.

[shurtugalchrispy]

i wonder if he gets away with having a picture of chobot on his desktop all the time <.<

[yurgenzen]

0:12 look at screen of the computer......nice.

[Indigjudgement]

cool, you guys who are always drolling over jess, can now get close to her :) good luck.

[veemon6]

IGN are xbot fans so they can roll over and die.

[HipHopJun]

@veemon6 Then unsubscribe you dumb cunt. I don't get why people like you bitch about IGN yet you keep watching and commenting in their vids. You know you are only giving them more revenue.

[loxton93]

Thats also their girlfriend

[noog0909]

:D Awesome.

[forrenz]

I can't review games without bias, so I do not review games.

[knotseinsei47]

FAKE AND HOMOSEXUAL

[codyjt5150]

this is so fucking gay.

[SkeletonRiver]

Fail Acting lol

[playstationkinect]

R.I.P Soleus

[watts4563]

TBH I'd write game reviews for free, but i'm way under qualified and under age :L

[Profissexy]

I'd rather work for Roosterteeth, they get content out on time.

[karazytim]

so wait what do they want?

[pkerch00b1]

@karazytim lol not the kind of think to say on a job interview XD

[ILGamesReview]

0:09 is that chobot?

[cryteeek]

@ILGamesReview NO rtard

[SoraDrive]

@ILGamesReview No, that's Justene Jaro she's in Babeology in IGN.

[flectz]

@ILGamesReview no her boobs are so huge

[acebunny17]

@ILGamesReview her tits aren't that big

[TheRealJawnz]

@ILGamesReview Nope.

[Charlehmeister]

@ILGamesReview No, that's just some chick from IGN Babeology. lol

[DrIScream]

@ILGamesReview nope

[iampepheb]

@DrIScream I think he means on Damon's screen...

[DrIScream]

@iampepheb look at her tits it aint jess

[XxSniperTeamBxX]

@ILGamesReview tis lol

[DayLight95]

@ILGamesReview ofc it's not chobot has next to no tits atal and that chick has big bazoomaz

[psyckojoe]

@ILGamesReview yep

[mizen3098]

@ILGamesReview dude i think so o.0 ....... damn shes hot :D

[Myth1322]

@ILGamesReview ... its angelina Jolie...

[ridabelaco]

@ILGamesReview nah jess boobs aren´t that big, look good at 0:12

[sufy1000]

@ridabelaco You never know she might have had a boob job.

[777fmm]

@ILGamesReview NO

this girl boobs are so much bigger O_o

[rashin]

Lol @ desktop wall paper.

[jarrod2415]

writers who will take pay from other companies to score their games well

[xGameremaGx]

@jarrod2415 Sounds good

[cantorock]

Damn... I thought you wrote "Chobot Died"

[carlosporrais]

now i understande why some reviews are so god damn retardedly wrong...

[pipboy2277]

I don't want to work with Jess...

[skogis1992]

Best part was the Tony Hawk bit xD

[Avgen14126]

On one condition... If i can get to **** jess :)

[pyro00567]

was that a vacuum? lol

[Luxeron]

.....

The acting made me unsubscribe.

[Timmberman24]

The funny thing is that robot is actually just an air conditioner

[tonderus8]

@denniswarcrafter1 i can spell mop :)

[denniswarcrafter1]

@tonderus8 I'm dutch. Blame the country for bad education.

[MrBlackhawk276]

Im only 13, but you can pay me under the table "wink wink"

[9DarkSoul6]

@MrBlackhawk276

you and 70% of IGN's subscribers.

[tmm213]

British applicants welcome?

[mjchalo3]

@tmm213 no

[trevisfat]

i could get crackheads 2 write better reviews but they think a CV is something u sniff

[linkisraw]

I better not get paid minimum wage...

[DarthRavan2012]

I Doubt any of us Guys could get any work done around Jessica Chobot.

[trav4oilers]

Lovin the jessica chobot background their damon LOL

[DonkeyDelight]

@trav4oilers You blind? It's obviously not Chobot, 720p, fullscreen.

Having a naked picture of your colleague would be plain weird.

[Arnoud4]

if i apply can i write positive reviews on sonic

[ErkZ2]

@Arnoud4

Inpossible :D

[TenzionX]

This video woulda been better if Jessica Chobit was in it, she can act better than both of you

[hasahisa2006]

@TenzionX another depressed teenager

[TenzionX]

@hasahisa2006 Enlighten me how. These 2 suck in acting and you're telling me im depressed because Ir ather have jessica in it because she CAN act? lmao you're so stupid

[hasahisa2006]

@TenzionX well you got a point their about their acting but think about it this way if theyre not in it that dosn,t a automatically mean it,s chobot time

[HaloReachSpot]

Sounds like Porn music and the beginning of a Porn video

[Moutassim]

And work next to Jess? Fuck that, count me out!

[ErkZ2]

The desktop at the begining; Hot

[MrPaddyR]

Damn right it will be me cause your crap at reviewing games

[Sepharite]

No wonder the past reviews sounded so automated.