When I Grow Up

[Partypoisionjr]

I wanna be a musician

[dankkfairyy]

you suck, and so does miley cyrus!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy touching yourself..

[silenthunder6]

@dankkfairyy it's been four years

[MrKp1998]

How did I get here?

[ZoeyZombie73]

OhMyGod HE IS SOO HOT! i wanna be Jill xD



[jazzgirl11235]

i wanna b a nukka xD

[figmass]

-Anyone else realize his poster thing in the backround is falling down... Just sayin...

[kaitlinmpettis]

a model ! (:

[DORA8108]

i wanna be a turtle, not just any turtle. a nijia turtle

[lexxxisthebesteva]

i wanna b an athletic trainer..ive known this since i was 4..thts dedication. check my friends covers out: jpalacio0041..hes an aspiring singer..plz like him..were trying to get him to the top XD

[Vossler305]

1:44 ??? xD!!!

[SunitaCharran2000]

I want to be a chef. Love to cook and i am really only 11 years old. Seriously... :l

[mcluv166]

I wanna be swiftys prostatute:D

[BrigitteMurphyTV]

When I grow up... Wait... I have to grow up? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME? :^'{ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[PWDRULEZ]

I wanna be a nukka.

[prettypinktoes13]

I want to be a porno filmer. ;)

[WolfFury1000]

I wanna be a Black Veil Bride =^-^= Photographer <3

[court135642]

I want to be a pair of pants! :D

[doublephycho]

WELCOME TO THE FAIMLY BY A DAY TO REMEMBER

[EamoQ14]

I'm in a band so, bassist FTW :)

[kissmyassk2]

they teach you absolutely nothing in school my brother works at mcdonalds for fucks sake

[inuyashalol1001]

Well i'm in a band right now :P -Guitarist <3

[DrPenguin4280]

When I grow up I wanna be you. (Not be like you, but... YOU)

[nelliesixx]

i want to be in a band!!!!!

Those glasses make you look like my cousin

[KilljoysRise13B]

I don't want to be Swifty or a Black Veil Bride. I want to be Jill. B|

[MsIamtiger]

UR HOT!!!!!

[CourtneyMoTro]

I love his voice. <3

[Ladydiclonius]

I wanna be....a porno.

But wait...that's for sluts

Imma whore!

There's a difference

xD

[TheNinjaNanner]

@Ladydiclonius You cannot be a porno. You can be IN a porno. But you cannot be a porno.

[greendayxfliebediebx]

@HexLovesxMe16 ftw!



[XNem0EscapesTh3Fat3X]

I wrote AYE NUKKA on my boobs in English... xD

YES.

[the96twilightfanatic]

its so sad swifty never does videos anymore :(

[busterbaby101]

I don't wanna grow up..

[WolfieluvsBVB]

u r awesome and I wanna be a psychologist!

[Wolfzwhisper]

@HexLovesxMe16 :O me too!

[deadgrim0]

i wanna b a human eating potato

[SWAGERIFICNESS]

dude i wanna freakin be a tator tot..!!

[harry1743]

me love u long time! ure jokz

[lillasyrranedith]

I wanna be a tattoo artist :)

Or Andy Biersack or Oliver Sykes wife ;D

lol

[TheEmmalinaShow]

i wanna be swifty's stalker...o wait im all ready that 0.o

jk

[TheEmmalinaShow]

@HexLovesxMe16 aaa can i be a black veil bride 2 !!!!!!! XD

[CraveTheBitch]

YOU AND THAT ACCENT<3 :D

[bybouch10]

I wanna be chill and happy when I grow up.

[killerofbob39]

penis



[20thFoxTrot1]

A YOUTUBE SENSATION!!



[mamineluvscake]

I WANNA BE A UNICORN!

[emogirl78]

i wanna be a panda:D

[KatelynPurdy]

I wanna be Andy biersack's or Ashley purdy's girlfriend!

[anywherebuthere333]

YOU SO HAVE FANS!!! <33

[mshuckster12]

if my cat were human, 0:01 - 0:04 is what he would act like.

[OzzyRocksYourSocks]

so your like the less mature version of shane dawson? o_O

[sweetey98]

i have to get up at 5:30am for school and im in 8th grade!!!!!

[ipod52040]

lmfao



[plankinplatypus]

i wanna be a 'nukka'

[HoneySenpai1998]

manga artist, animator, or violinist.....or mass murderer HAHAHA jk -.- first 3 were true tho :3

[MuthaFxinUndeadNinja]

I wanna be a vet. :D

[AllTimeMaisy]

A bumble bee.

[KittyNekoOfficial]

When I grow up I wanna model and act in japan:3

[RaccoonTails1]

i wanna be your gf ;) lol jk jk. i wanna be a fashion designer

[samanthasexable]

I wanna be a porn star....only not really. I wanna be you're BFFFFFFF. Best Friend For Friday Fever Farts For Food. Yeah.....

[LeahLovesAshiieboo]

when I grow up I wanna be the place where matt touches himself XD

[NinjaCookieEatsYewh]

When I grow up I wanna be a banana :D Guess why!

'Cause they're long and hard and yummy in my tummy! :3

[canadianfallout]

I'm gonna kill myself.

[tarabeara510]

@canadianfallout Dude you put this on every video of him. stfu

[itsbreezy87]

I wanna be the worrlds first door to door taco sales man!

[ameliasanders12]

a photogapher...and if not that, idk....lol

[XxShAuN23Xx]

When I grow up, I wanna be a Unicorn n_n 

[leoreoosh]

i wanna be a taco awkwarddddddddddddd crap

[littlemissrocker1000]

=D

[littlemissrocker1000]

when i grow i wanna be a teaching assistant, a baby sitter and a nursery worker......

[Askingbrooklyn69]

i seirously want to be A dinosaur it look like fun RAWWWWRRR IM GONNA EAT YOU (are you scared yet ) haha

that intresting that you like to touch your self i kinda didn't need to no that

[Askingbrooklyn69]

i seirously want to be A dinosaur it look like fun RAWWWWRRR IM GONNA EAT YOU (are you scared yet ) haha

[BlackAmbu]

porn star <3

nemo_katie13@yahoo.com

:)

[pwrdog3rd]

i wanna be a baconhawk >>

[SunitaCharran2000]

lml.... Oh Destery... and Mathan... Did he kill his son??? o.O :P

[YourMomsLover14]

I wanna be a fucking dinosaur! :O

[puppydogs22]

swifty when did u finsh high skool???

[Espo2123]

I want to do nothing! >.>

[XXNIKXX776]

When i grow up I wanna be a racist green dinosour

[GetCrunkBxtchez57]

I wanna be a rapist..

[Jade131997]

@GetCrunkBxtchez57 haha mate, good luck

[GetCrunkBxtchez57]

@Jade131997 Im a girl ._.

[Jade131997]

@GetCrunkBxtchez57 ok, mate can be a girl

[GetCrunkBxtchez57]

@Jade131997 Okay, I didnt know :P

[Msjadedinsanity]

i want to work in a mental hospital and be a nurse

[HisVampireBaby24]

do do...do do...AHHH

[ravensgirl09]

I wanna be a vet! Then I can be the magical doctor for unicorns and all the awesome little animals of the muthafking rainbow!

[panthercrazy12]

i dont wana be u ur a dumb ass

[030morethanalive]

@panthercrazy12 thats not very nice

[LexiSlaughterHouse]

When I grow up, I wanna be Swifty's wife... He can tell me 2 get back in the kitchen all he wants. x3

[GuitarxBoyx]

i wanna be a FluffyChu that farts sprinkles and has a black aura that can throw shadow shurikens! yay! :3

[xxForeverxxDawnxx]

You should have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more views :3

[bassem008]

i wanna be a bee

[Dmhlcmb]

Vagina Taste Test Technician

[Molliestefani]

I wanna be Batman.

[Ajattack21]

I wanna be in rock/screamo band when i grow up !:D

[plaidfire64]

1:17 his voice cracked

[We2Pnst]

Dude.. you are so fucking idiot.. i wasted like a minute and a half... fuck that shit.

When i grow up, i want to become the only neuron in your hed that you have, and fucking kill myself after that.

[deathmagnetic13]

@We2Pnst lol funny you should call this dude an idiot cuss.... well.. he gets paid to do it and you well.. your grammar sucks ass sticks buh buy

[TheMessiah4Life]

i want to become a pokemon master as soon as i get out of this mental asylum or if i get out

[emocutie1522]

Haha I love you!. Haha

You're fucking funny!

lmfao

[missLUVSgreenday]

I wanna be Swifty when I grow up.

[TheHannahr]

i want to be a anime and manga artist

[malibudolls]

i wana be a bird/monkey/dragon so i can be the weirdest thing you see at a freak show

[XXXXEpicCookieXXXX]

A Vampire And A Fallen Angel And Elmo... (I Wanna Know Where Everybody Lives Lol) Hehe

[BubbleGumPrincessLOL]

i wanna be... a MURDARAH.....

[jener98]

I wanna be just like you! Just kidding, I wanna be a Medical Examiner.

[TheAfterlife96]

i want to be a comedian!

[Taylorhfrbnbon]

126 people r ASSHOLES.

[3xKayx]

tududu tududu AH! ur so epic xD

[Lilja541]

1:19 jizz face!!!!

[xXFretzzXx]

i wanna be a consoler :D

[ducky19991]

I wanna be a freakin vampyre fallen angel zombie unconsecrated person xD yup,....my parents say i can do anything if i try so i WILL be a freakin vampyre fallen angel zombie unconsecrated person.

[natchelsshow]

I Wanna be a CSI:D

[BrookeWolfBetch]

i wanna be a parent

but thats gonna be waaaaaaay in the future

[laneychamb74]

i wanna bee a hobo [:

[WizKhalifaIsMyBabe]

I Wanna Be A Pancake XD

[SmellyMarkers8467]

I wanna be a nukka :3

[maniacmarleyy]

i drank tea.. lmaoooooo

[vampireelenas]

i wanna be nothing

[KaraBear1232]

i want to be a shovel!

[PorkchopTheHobo]

Jw....What kind of accent do u have???

[iSKATEforLIFE101]

whats ur intro song bro?

[emillya1995]

duude love how its all hard core music...and then this freak...but freaks are cool so its ok:)

[laurenmacneil800]

i wanna be a cop

[UnicornsG0RAWR]

i wanna be a unicorn-noob coz they like to say the n word ;)

[slimshady99097]

i wanna be the person who pierces ur ear,lip,eyebrow,etc. xD

[maniacmarleyy]

@slimshady99097 Same here!!!

[slimshady99097]

@maniacmarleyy Kool.!!! xD Watz yo name.?:)

[maniacmarleyy]

@slimshady99097 marley lol you?

[slimshady99097]

@maniacmarleyy Jenny

[AutherUnknown]

I wanna be a taco from TacoBell :)

[MyMillepille]

Omg you are weird... But really hot :3

[CuterDenU4567]

hahahahahaha dinosaur 

[MsEmoGirl180]

lawyer :)

[nightsfinaltear]

i love how similar he looks to shane dawson

[DaniLovesYou99]

a model

[MsMoravian]

A lawyer

[kamlovezsonnym]

OMG I GET UP AT 6:30 ASWELL!! HIGH FIVE!

[amyglass75]

thumbs up for 00:48!!!

[KilljoysRise13B]

VETERNARIAN! :) <3 but, i constantly fail science D: good-bye dreams

[Ranblackheart01]

Author. :)) U should read my books if they ever get published. XD

[mersaphireful]

i wants to be a plate of waffles ^__^ and that does NOT require any training whats so ever yaaayy

[CuterDenU4567]

@mersaphireful omg i do to lol no iim jk i wna b sumthn i juz dont kno wat

[mersaphireful]

@CuterDenU4567 ha-ha-HA ( runs away )

[dermockvomork]

shut up emo!!!



[katielovesgoth]

@dermockvomork why on earth would u make fun of someone its not rite its fucked up soo leave them alone they might be diffrent but u need 2 leave them the fuck alone

[SuicidalScremo]

Tatto Artist :D

[chelsiacoons96]

@SuicidalScremo tattoo artist!? ME TOO

[cordeliarose100]

idk

[TheWhisper365]

Teacher and Writer! In fact, I'm already working on a story which I hope gets published

[303msmissy]

Writer.

[ParamoreGreendayMUSE]

i wanna be a manga comic book artist :3

[courtney00011]

you gots pretty eyes (:

[teeandkracing]

i wanna be a FLYING UNICORN MONKEY!!!

[Legosz13]

Famous!

[FredFan2961]

andd i drank teeaa.....all the time neha eh eh eh eh

[11adventuretime11]

i wanna be a pancake... cause id be a good one

[dman1170]

i want be a dildo

[TheRealHippie1996]

I want to be an awesome person.

YOU HAVE SEXY EYES.

[44Millz]

hold 8 to see him raping his cupboard

[44Millz]

hold down 0 for multiple orgasms

[FallenAngelsTears10]

I WANNA BE A ROCK STAR!!!!

[blueeyedsk8ergirl11]

hey Swifty i just graduated HS can u make a video for me love you swifty

[kelli034]

i wanna be a stripper :D lol

[LetsRunawayJuliet]

NUkkA, i wanna Be a Math Teacher that Says "Thats how you do It".  xD

[123123tomlee]

1:58 to 2:10 xD LMFAO

[bmfluffle100]

A wanna be a Nyan rainbow sparta cat that can shoot poptarts out of its eyes :3

[MadisonLovesTrenton4]

I wanna be a prostitute. (;

[187bmac]

i want to be a mexican thats not illigel

[aylinmelchor]

i mrs. dahvie vanity <3

[EmoGirlxDx13]

I wanna be Mrs. Andy Six <3

[lovecakes2k11]

I want to be a tattoo artist :)

[Berrykiss141]

I wanna be a chef. If not, your wife. ;D ♥