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  •  I lost it at "We have sent the idiot to hell" when they killed the Pope.

  • @Masterdindin Well at least you will have the benefit to elect a new one ;)

  • @Attila16 Preferably one from your faction, or an allied one.

  • @dAvgaV4Li3F Then those altar boys got some RAGE or probably played warhammer 40k space marine

  • @dAvgaV4Li3F

    Yup...probably Mexican, Irish, Filipino, Italian altar boys that could push your shit in.

  • eww you're using syphilis

  • I killed the pope cause he was younger, then i elected an old person from spain to be pope. He died a couple turns later and i was made pope. XD

  • I actually hacked into the system and started playing as Papal States. Lol in less then thirty turns, Milan, Venice, and Sicily got excommunicated for attacking me.

    What is fun is that any faction that pissed you off quickly becomes excommunicated. You can then send Crusade nukes on them.

  • Fear the ninja combat assault nuns.

  • @NathanRomml You mean Christian "Onna Bushis"??!!!

  • Everytime I attack the Pope, he acts like a coward hiding in Rome.... I managed to destroy nearly his ENTIRE army XD It was hilarious.

    I stationed a massive army of cavalry right outside the gate (In battle-mode) circling it... The only unit left was his General Bodyguard AKA the Pope. Everytime he went through the gate, he lost one man then fled until he had ONE unit left and just stood there at the city-centre.

    I got stale-mated by the Pope!

  • @angryboy2k9

    Hide and fight another day.

  • He wont rape any kids anymore, that's for sure.

  • The Hardest campaign and i use hardest very lightly in my opinion is the Byzantines with the Turks and Egypt constantly harrassing you with Jihads on Constantinople and Venice and Hungary to the North its quite intresting plus allies are far and few still it is a joke that you should be able to win when you have a Jihad and Crusade on your capital at the same time... <3 Napoleon Total War were you can declare war on every faction on the first turn wish they used the same system for Medieval.

  • till my pope got elected i do this everytime to get a pope i like

  • I sit around in Rome with a squad of gunners and a heavy horse unit and every time a new Pope is elected, I kill him the very next turn. It DOES get me a lot of favor points since I keep voting for the right one. Then finally I just ask to be reconiled once I have max favor and the Pope loves me!!!! Repeat every time he excommunitates you.

  • @stingray970 One time as sicily i had gone on a SHITLOAD of crusades for the pope in the middle east i had only one general do it tho this one general claimed a title full command stars and everything he even had the title "The Crusader" then he died of old age after that the pope who loved me so much died the new pope was from ventia he hated me so much he almost excommunicated me so i had a few cardinals so i decided to go assassinate the pope didnt work so i brough in army and did this (con)

  • i conquered rome, killed the pope numerous times with my assassin, can someone tell me why it wasnt-'faction destroyed'?

  • @DEADPOOL275

    The Papal States can ONLY be destroyed when all Loyal (not excomunicated) Catholic nations are destroyed first. Everytime they lose their last territory, they force a Catholic nation to give them a new territory. So if you want to destroy the Papal States, then you need to destroy the ENTIRE catholic world first.

  • thats the popes army? i dont see any peodophiles!

  • @joezzzify How do they look like then?

  • @VonTavast lolwut?

  • @joezzzify

    thats just wrong man, just wrong.

  • @gundar300 Oh man. The irony is that you should read more about the Holy Roman Empire and their relations with the Papacy over the course of history, rather than you not agreeing with Catholicism.

  • The pope does make a good ally im playing as Sicily and i continue they are a powerful shield against the English empire in the north, while i slowly invade Iberia their territories in Iberia. I also called a crusade on Spain which was their ally they fell for the bait and attacked Spain i used this opportunity and now Spain is my Vassal.

  • I charged the popes army with Venice epic thing was that they got reinforcements 4 freaking general units :))).Lucky the battle was on a bridge and i had loads of spearmen(italian spear militia with attack and 2 defense) and venetian archers+pavise crosbowen.Theyre cavalary and infantry just charged my spearmen like mads.Generals were dying one by one but the units still fighted.Was a massacre in which i remained only with crosbowen and venetian archers they did the most kills

  • we have sent the idiot to hell,what a very christian like thing to say

  • @gundar300

    Haha, me too; The Holy Roman Empire turned against the Pope numerous times anyway... and looted Rome, raped half of the city and killed almost all of the Swiss guard.

  • @gundar300 that makes sense, they got fucked upside down by Martin Luther.

  • Damn laggy

  • @gundar300 So do I but hey you get to conquer rome ^^

  • The papals dont stand a chance... The norman knights have viking heritage!

  • only an army of deaf 10 year olds would be afraid of the popes army

  • I'm not sure but in the original Medieval Total War you could never really defeat the Papacy. They just spring up somewhere else on the map. I think its the same in Medieval 2 as well.

  • @Dithrick Yes the same. They will ask a another country for a piece of land and settle down in that new territory. Which is a pain, untill you conquer all lands that practice christianity.

  • I have an assassin that has killed at least 10 popes. The church is pratically out of cardinals that could be made pope.

  • @demomanchaos

    lol. The next in line would be the nuns.

  • @mhilhatori Ironically, I am using the Holy Roman Empire.

  • lol when i finally got elected pope i couldnt do shit with him..

  • lol i killed the pope with hre until my cardinal would be elected and when i saw that he exocommunicated me i killed him and it took time to elect a new pope but by then he had forgiven me lol

  • @ShikaStoner that is not exactly true the pope lost all of his power when we refused to let King Henry to divorce his wife and excommunicated England from catholism which was the birth of all the other branches of christianity after a new religion was made others followed leaving catholism behind

  • ive killed the pope 5 FUCKING TIMES!!! every time i kill one the elect another dam jesus freaks>:

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  • @kogakicksbutt

    hahaha thats funny

  • the POPE'S army?!?!?!? that is just SO so EVIL!!

  • were is the pope located !! cant find him

  • Sicily always fights with the pope i do too he gets very annoying like having a splinter under your nail digging further down....

  • i never thought that the one country with  the balls to stand up to the pope would be sicily

  • It's funny though. None of the European states tried to step in besides Venice,Milan and Sicily. Probably because they were all excommunicated or just gone. >=3

  • The battle took longer than it should have because I wanted the pope to watch as I burned down half of Rome before I came for his last men. That and I kinda felt like breaking stuff. lol

  • Yeah I totally smashed Rome as the HRE. Got tired of the corrupt pope destroying my allies. Both the Christian and Muslim ones. The pope's constant crusading and excommunicating had dissolved 5 of my allies. And all but one of them were Catholic. Go figure. >_> The Italian states kept attacking me but I always got in trouble for defending myself.

  • So I just decided to take the asshat out. Hit Rome with my best general but it turns out it's defenses were laughable. Only the basic stone wall and towers and only 3 units of papal guards plus his personal bodyguard. No ranged units or anything.

    Cocky bastard didn't even work on his defenses and most of his men were out on pointless campaigns or something. Probably figured that nobody had the stones to attack Rome. Ha!

  • yeah whit sicily is easy i have conqered rome one day...

  • I really hate the Pope, he started sending crusades agains't me when I didn't do anything. >:(!

  • kill the freakin pope and send him to hell where he deserves to be!

  • lol the pope always come back just stay at his good side :).

  • it would be so jokes if the pope actually came out and fought, he had like some massive crucifix and turned into a beserker. XD

  • @PrinceOfMalta1 HAHAHA

  • @PrinceOfMalta1

    If the pope were to go out and fight, he'll bring all the heaven's angels with him... or is it?

  • @mhilhatori what have you been smoking

  • @PrinceOfMalta1

    some cocaine and weeds. why?

  • @mhilhatori stop talking you cunt

  • @PrinceOfMalta1

    fuck you faggot

  • @mhilhatori hahaha no.

  • @mhilhatori shut it you ignorant moron has your mum been raped by monkeys on steroids?

    kthanksbye

  • @PrinceOfMalta1

    He does actually fight on horseback in the game

  • haha you just sent the pope to hell!

    @ 1:00

  • hahahahahahahaha good joke :)

  • I hate the pope (only in the game though) becasue he's always telling you to stop attacking "fellow christians" and it annoys me bcaues to win you have to destroy a "fellow christin" country.

  • I only hate in this game that when you kill the pope you cannot put your own or your leader become the pope or if the other major powers don't like whould fight to put their own creating a schism of the church or scenario something like that.

  • that would teach the bitch

  • I want to get M2TW mostly because I want to kick the pope's bible imposing, heretic burning and god fearing ass.

  • I agree

  • i always use a full cavalry army during open ground battle.never fail me,even against spear man.

  • LOLOLOL!We have sent the idiot to hell.

  • what faction is he using?

  • It looks like Sicily.

  • ya thats what i guessed

  • for some reason i like this game more the empire =P im just more into the charge the enemy and wipe em all out

  • I agree. In Empire I cant "feel" the combat.. allthow sea battlers are quite awsome!

  • hey hey im gonna comment here cause i cant add you, and i cant message your profile.

    so i got a question

    how do i get those 2000-5000 man armies

    i changed the unit size to huge in game settings but i still only get 1000+ men in a fully stacked army

    do i have other settings to change?

  • iv made a new roman empire with the Sicily faction

  • Im wondering when you destroy the papal states is there no more way to call crusades or elect a new pope

  • I've destroyed it once but i didn't get the message faction destroyed !!

  • indeed, untill you give the papal states some land, from then on the start building up again..

    i don't like them, so i take em out and give em no land:)

    but it's your choice:)

  • @R0M4NC4ND1E52 What actually happens is that you can suck Rome, but the faction does not get destroyed. they exist.

    I don't know where, cause i have taken over almost all the map and with towers and spies, still don't see Papal armies.

    HRE, and France, always betray alliances.

  • I conquered all of europe with the english never could get past italy though!

  • Save it for last. Everyone gets ticked when you go around killing the Pope.

  • Jackass its only a game.

  • Ass you was hinting you wanted a suggestion.

  • well it didnt help.

  • Yea you gotta quit suxing first.

  • And you gotta quiet replying.

  • yeah you kill the fuckin pope and his big hat, i hate him everytime i play the campaign, the french come n destroy something of mine, i go to attack them n get bealed at by the big man (pope) ... prick.. lol

  • I chose the french and control almost all of europe and, the pope kept sending in factions on me, now all that stands between me and him is sicily, not so cocky now eh lol.

    Btw great game, has anyone played empires yet? I heard its graphic killer and full of bugs too? :\

  • yes the pope is anoying (in the game),

    the french always betray me even after I give i merge them with my royal family, and when they always betray me, they always atatck a single settlement then i build a army and chase them but they always run away but the pope gets pissed, it would be coo lif you can launch a crusade against rome

  • @Brian91506 well then kill them to hell with the pope

  • Dude i know the feeling , in Teutonic Campaign i eliminated the Lithuanians and then the Holy Roman Empire cam into the fray and asked me for an alliance and to help them invade poland , i helped them do that then they attacked me but i had like 7 huge armys so i pwned em xD

  • the french betray me in a stupid way, ok first i give them like 50k florins (I SOMETIMES cheat) and then I have like 6 huge armies in the border with forts and fully upgraded soldiers wityh max xp, and then they sned tehyre princess saying "Give us these 2 regions and some florins or we will attack " and I laugh and decline and then they send a small army that relies on reinforcements and i defeat them, they ask for peace but i declien and take over many of theyre regions until the pope gets mad

  • the papal states is the only playable non playable faction it says its not playable but it is.

  • but its hard cause you lose money (i know its like that in rome total war with senate, im pretty sure its the same with pope though)

  • Okay....you lost me. Please go over that again?

  • did i hear you kill pope and the guy said "we have sent the idiot to hell"??? lolz

  • LOL xD thats soooo funny xD

  • attila u should battle prince of macedon some time. that would be a good battle!

  • hey you dude if you don't know yet there's a MOVIE CREATOR in MEDIEVAL WARS 2 TOTAL WAR. You can make a movie out of your saved replays. Not like this that you are playing at the same time you are recording. No offense meant bro. Purely a comment and suggestion. Thankyou

  • how do you do that?

  • what is this for faction you are playing??

  • sicily

  • unlockable?

    like the majority of the playable factions in rome total war?

  • no you can't unlock the papal states or the mongolians.

  • yes u can unlock some factions, altough i am not sure which ones. but u should be able to play papal states etc with a cheat u can find on google

  • you wont enjoy playing as a mongolian

  • LMAO. you sent the pope to hell LMAO.

  • the pope is a jack ass in this game when ever i invade the scottish the pope will always tell me to cease hostillties and gives the scotts to regroup and i have to fight a whole new army

  • @budthefreindofall Thats why you say screw you and keep attack the scottish xD

  • how to make an assassin in medieval 2 ???

  • its easy

    when ur in campain mode

    build buildings like taverns,brothels and inns.

    to get them

  • how do you make the hud dissapear?

  • Is Medieval 2 better than Rome?

  • yes

  • Yea I got it like 4 days ago. It is like 50 times better than Rome Total War. When your army gets attacked they react. Unlike Rome where they just sway thier swords around. Plus better graphics.

  • Rome: Total War will never be trounced by any other Total War game....ever!

  • i like medieval 2 better, i dunno why, perhaps they got cool combos?

  • So true.Mostly cause i suck at fighting in M2 lol.

  • Is Medieval 2 better than Rome?

    matter of opinion. I like medieval better but rome has much more charm, medievals is dull and slightly comlicated where as rome is wondefully colourful and and having legions is also good

  • hey atilla do you have msn?? i need a little help at this game, it is simple, maybe you can help me. Answer me please man!

  • cause that won't get you excommunicated

  • I attempted to kill the pope once. He left out of the city in one of the rare times that he did and I sent my finest general who was lucky enough to be in the Italian Peninsula at the time. The Pope's Bodyguard unit outnumbered my general's bodyguard unit by about ten men and they were the only units on the feild. Needless to say the pope was a badass fighter and I was watching him duel it out with my soldiers. I won the battle but it was a pyhirric victory. I captured the pope and ransomed him.

  • whats a phirryc victory?

  • A victory won at a great cost to the winning army. For example the victor could emerge from a battle with an 1/8 of his original force, essentially this victory has crippled his army so badly it would force the commander to return home.

  • Ok thanks.

  • Could i run this smoothly if i have a 1.9GH processor?

  • depends on your video card, a 6600gt should run it rather well if you disable pixel shader

  • nice try to get rome, but in this game the papal states never can lose. each time u get all the settlements, theyll find somehow a new one.

  • yes, but if you get a certain mod you can turn something on that allows the papal states to be eliminated :D

  • Apparently the only way you can properly get rid of The Papacy (without cheating) is if there are no Cardinals anywhere in Europe and you have conquered all their lands

  • thats gonna be hard, evry time u kill a cardinal, their will be a new one next turn

  • precicely

  • you just need to kill them all in the same turn, or destroy all christian factions - then you can focus on the cardinals in the papal states - to bring them down at the same time.

  • unless u killall cristain factions and have an army of assasins available

  • man im dizzy shudve finished wat i was saying

    u cant get rid of the pope unless u kill all the christain factions

    and i really find doing the egy[pt campaign hard

    got crusaders byzantins turks and mongols all at once was nite mare tho the moors were almsot ded

  • thats no true, u have to kill all the priests, bishops, cardinals and the pope to stop the papal states

  • dude i did that once and then all the catholic factions started raping my contry bad idea :(

  • So? I did it with Venice lol, Every nation except Russia and the Turks attacked me, it was so lame and fun, I kicked them all without using cheats, but then I gave up as I wanted to conquer the world, so I took Sicily :)

  • your right if you got excomunicated.its a bad idea to be excomunicated early of the game me,I took a lot time become the dominate faction because all of the christian nation except spain i control and they attack east,n-west,n-east,south part

  • How many factions can you play as total in this game?

  • Its

    " Charging the POPE'S army "

    but i know u are not native to english

    just correcting

  • "We are blessed! The enemy general is dead! We have sent the idiot to hell!"

    If the Pope can't get to heaven, what chance have we got?

  • You can't send The Pope to Hell unless he killed someone in that battle

  • well sometimes if you look at other factions cities, they have more then 20 units :P that sucks.

  • how do you get more then 20 units on the map? (if you can?)

  • you can't

  • well you can have two seperate armies attack the same target but one group will arive latter as reanforcements

  • I played as Sicily and sacked Rome within first 10 turns killing two popes in the process (1 from a battle outside of Rome and another from killing heir in Rome), was kinda sad when it didn't tell me that the faction was destroyed.

  • The pope faction can`t be destroyed...

  • actually, it can, but only if every priest and cardinal is dead. unfortunately, the only way to do that is to either be an islamic faction, destory every catholic army, then Rome, or be a catholic faction, not recruit any priests and wipe out the rest like that. It can be done, it jjust takes a lot of time, effort, luck and gold to pay for the numbers of troops your gonna need :(

  • the best thing about him is that u can take him prisoner >:)

    (the papal states always give me the money to get him back >:))

  • the pope is so annoying,everytime i attack other christian factions he hates me =(

    stupid asshole

  • lol i killed him 3 times just to attack france and i still havent owned them yet -.- damn denmark is attacking on my bordering cities and france has like no army so im safe from the south

  • when u start u should send diplomat to papal states and offer trade rights to them if they accept come back after 2 turns or so and make an alliance. then u wait someone to attack and when enemy attacks u the pope won't care so much if u attack the enemy

  • LOL "We have send the idiot to hell!" XD

  • Does the pope look like a regular general or actually Popelike?

  • Regular general ...

  • what you expected him to be in the pope-mobile all hail REAL Christianity, to the Muslims: if you guys would stop bombing everybody you could use the airports. XD

  • I only answerd the guy his question ...

    So wy did you respond on me?

  • wsszystkie filmiki by Atilla są do kitu...