I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel

[Misterneedles]

Sellout Sheppard

[swtorelite]

the male version is better , sounds more like real advertising

[asskickerfoo]

Scumbag Shepard

[kantana1022]

good thing skynet doesnt understand lies yet

[LilRussh]

Fuck every other decision in Mass Effect...If my favorite store isn't in 3 I'm not buying!

[dalluc]

0:41 "You know I like your buttocks"

[190shepard]

i am commander shepard and i destroy reapers in favourite store on the citadel

[TheLotharx]

I'm commander Shephard, and Miranda has the biggest ass on the citadel.

[MisterMortarious]

I'm Commander Shepard, and Windows 7 was my idea.

[SchnitzerRS4B6]

i use to favourite a store on the citadel. untill i took warp ammo to the knee

[fajonkee]

.....why is it considered "Paragon" to lie to a ton of store owners? i hope in ME3 that like 10 store owners run up to you and start yelling "BUT YOU SAID MY STORE WAS YOUR FAVORITE!"

[jbirdsproductions]

@fajonkee it's not paragon, it's a charm response.

[operationmeh]

I'm Garrus and this is my favorite unfinished calibrations on the citadel.

[JellooMeMelloo]

I don't get what's so funny....

[TheSweenyToad]

I am Miranda's ass and I am the best ass on the Citadel.

[arowerlikenoother]

sneaky sneaky salarian, He wants to EDIT it

[Esfirius]

Shepard is on a Citadel and my store is this favorite Commander

[AS1ANxFURY]

Thats how you do it! I always miss this part because i button mash X so i can actually buy something

[TheRome111]

My name name is Maximus Decimus Meridius Shepard....AND THIS IS MAH FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL

[Le457]

In Soviet Russia, stores favorite you

[OrangeMango30]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on youtube.

[kw1ksh0t]

Female Shepard sounds like such a bitch

[kody216]

@kw1ksh0t this is the first time i heard her voice, she sounds like she has more personality

[sirwinsalot]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm an alcoholic. lol

[Marsden117]

someone should hake a remix about this line

[Detiminator]

In Mass Effect 3, this is what happens

*Shepard walks into a new store*

Storekeeper:Don't tell me, this is your favorite store on the Citadel

Shepard: ....I should go

[inouyejulio]

i will try that on my school to get a dicount on the doritos

[1oktay1]

iam Commander Shepard and i am the origami killer

[shortanimationz]

@1oktay1 I am Commander Sheppard and I love kidnapping kids and drowning them in order to let out my internal pain.

[albatross1977]

I've never played paragon Shepard before. I've been wondering why I keep seeing this meme in all the comments sections.

[MaxBanKai1]

every female shepard looks the same, is it on default like on the male or what ?

[Antimanele104]

I'm Commander Shepard....and I'm bored of all the meme's about me. ;)

[Rave7557]

Later that day the local shopkeeps all met at Darkstar for a drink, and to discuss their new "Privet" endorsement deal.

[Tommygun1135]

You should really not be able to get away with that.:P It would be very funny if eventually shopkeepers realised you were doing the same thing all over.

[Elfuser24]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm taking a heavy risk...but the prize of a discount on the Citadel.

[mercwithamouth100]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm horing myself out for discounts

[BloodStatic76]

I'm Commander Shepard and I have problems making decisions.

[OrthodoxParadoxBox]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm an alcoholic.

I'm Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau and I have Vrolik's disease.

I'm Tali Zorah vas Normandy and I have almost no immune system.

I'm Grunt and I have a slight problem with anger.

I'm Samara and my daghter kills people.

I'm Thane Krios and I'm dying.

I'm the Ilusive man and together with Bioware's RPG Help Foundation I help RPG characters sort out their unique problems every day. Log onto RPGhelp.extra on your extranet terminal and help today.

[vendo233]

@OrthodoxParadoxBox Fucking hilarious bro

[BumperSticker95]

I'm the Citadel and this is my favourite stor on Commander Shepard.

[metalnat28]

HAHAH thanks for the vid mate : P

I kept wondering WHY everybody kept saying ""Im commander Shepherd and this is my favorite. ....... on the citadel". And such lol

[MCtotheJOE001]

I'm Commander Shepard, I'm a PC, and Windows 7 was my idea.

[MichaelKlump]

It's not as funny when the female says it because Jennifer Hale is too good of a voice actress. Mark Meer, however, says it as monotone as possible. Thus, hilarity ensues.

[MrZacattack4]

the next morning "im commander shepherd and im being arrested for discount fraud" XD

[Badgersprite]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite celebrity endorsement on the Citadel.

[gurezurei]

i'm commander shepard and this IS a store on the Citadel.

[GarethandSarah]

I'm commander citadel, and this is my favorite Shepard on the....store?

[karlniarb]

I am Commander Shepard...and I now know why people keep on saying that. Didn't do this on my play-through. Can't believe I missed it.

[Blacksun388]

Aw yes, "my favorite store on the citadel". We have dissmissed that claim.

[gufu1992]

Endorsement? ENDORSEMENT!

[tha1sith]

uhm how did you gett a geth assault rifle

[Rave7557]

THIS IS... My favorite store on the Citadel

[cheese4g]

I did that in my file! What can I say, there were alot of good stores on the Citadel.

Also, I love how Thane nods at Shepard going on about "Why's the ship turning around?"

[Xbogey]

I'm favorite store, and this is my Shepard citadel on the commander.

[theonetheycallbob]

This comment discriminates against the poor!

[flyboy941]

I'm Commander store and this is my favorite citadel on the Shepard.

[Makinoija]

IRAISHHIMASE

[Clatterzz]

I'm a store and this is my favourite commander shephard on the citadel.

[TheCirnoFairyOfDeath]

@Clatterzz

commander shepard:WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

lol

[fezan84]

@Clatterzz lmao

[Fosax]

@Clatterzz I'm the citadel and this is my favorite commander shepard on the store.

[MrOpenGamer]

@Clatterzz

Fucking dyslexic cunt.

[Masterpivot292]

@Clatterzz

I'm a Citadel and this is my favourite store on the Commander Shepard. ._.

[NoobtuberUSA]

@Clatterzz In Soviet Russia

[nintendoaddict1]

@Clatterzz I'm a Citadel and this is my favorite Commander Shepard on the store.

[GUTZZZ]

I'm Commander Youtube and this is my favorite video on the youtube.

[2k8IDominicI2k8]

No, I'm Shepard.

[Keitarokun581]

No, I'm Spartacus.

[zoushaomenohu]

And what's even more hilarious is that no one ever calls you on it.

[JD867]

@zoushaomenohu That's because the vender's are paid to never leave their stores :O