Whose Line: The Probation Officer Hoedown

[buffyslayer30]

good shit right here.

[buffyslayer30]

@buffyslayer30 I mean this with everything I have this is the truth not a lie.

[CdL3o]

HAHA

oh the hilarity of that charlie sheen joke now

rawrr tiger blood

[pokeremaster]

Hold 5 down and see Wayne turn into a ware-wolf.

[nowhammies10]

1:45 #winning

[zKaoticKangaroo]

@12Medbe i only watch your videos cuz i trust u with the quality quality and every single skit they did and then some!!!! good job

[kcwb1234]

I wish charlie sheen was my probation officer.

[NigateHonyaku]

coilin mowkaree tiger blood has allowed him to travel through time

[history32jr]

You know, the thing about charlie sheen then woulda been good. but now? omg that is epic. "Epic Winning" ;)

[11grapegatorade11]

A hoedown about nannies.

Hire a nanny, that's what all my buddies said. But when I came home one day all my kids were dead. I guess I really screwed up as you can probably see. The nanny that I hired was named Casey Anthony

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

Colin's is the funniest for me because it still rings true for Charlie today LOL

[Bartman954]

Just the other day I was released from jail,

I was in there because of tempering with my neighbour's mail,

My probation is not hard though, I'm not whineing,

With Charlie Sheen as my probation officer, I'm always WINNING!

[brittboo858]

The 7 people that disliked, were the ones Drew made pick up the soap

[pikachurulez]

I think it is so cute when Ryan checks on Colin to see if he's alright.

[CosmoandTails]

i love how when drew wacks colin, ryans the one checking hes ok whilst wayne is laughing and drew then just turns it into a joke

[goingcrazy568]

you never smack the funny bald man.

[binsoku6]

I don't understand Drew's

[XavyWin7]

7 people didn't get Charlie Sheen as their Probation Officer.

[FlameOfGodith]

if only they knew bout charlie (present) back then XD

[MrStoneer]

I love how up to date this got whit that Charlee Sheen joke ; )

[PiecesofEternity]

My probation officer just isn't right;

When I go to meet with him he beats me with his flashlight!

Then he has to strip-search me and shoves me on the floor;

And by the time I leave my ass is really sore!

[drdudemeister]

0:00 does drew always pause like that when there is a commercial break? :P

[Lu103is]

even back then they knew charlie sheen was fucked up

[urrpeg77]

1:45 Winning!!

[SamuraiSam]

All this Charlie Sheen talk is making me remember this hoedown.

[tktru]

Charlie Sheen was and still is a drug addict. Times never change.

[someone4guitar]

Lmao. Charlie sheen.

[RedSandStudios]

@someone4guitar It's so relevant now!!!

[LynnieChan]

@nicolelectric he was going to but it would get cut by the censors. Which is why he started looking down and laughing after he finishes his verse.

[DrClawizdead]

Drew owned this hoedown!

[happykitty11]

...drew violates parole with a tadpole. i don't even....uh.....okay. 

[nicolelectric]

@happykitty11 he was expected to rhyme it with 'asshole' and make a prison rape joke but didn't at the last second! that's why it's funny :)

[dexterdamonkey]

@happykitty11 'frog' or 'tadpole' is slang for policeman.

[metzdawg3000]

my probation officer is a jerk to me

she never lets me do a thing and just won't let me be

she's the biggest jerk and is so full of hatreds

because she also happens to be a dominatrix!

[oatmealpizza4u]

he was gonna say asshole!! It rhyms with tad pole. how stupid are u people

[BasketCaseCraze]

@phuunggdiary yes

[iluvezanessa4ever]

haha at the beginning it was so funny, after drew hit colin :P Ryan looked like he was about to kiss his "boo boo" hahaha <3

[RandomLimit]

My probation officer, scare all the crows

I Really Hate that guy because he really blows

He's really big N' round and really scary

Yes, you guessed it his name is Drew Carry

(made it up on the spot)

[FutureWHC]

@RandomLimit Perfect for Ryan hahahahaha it was funny.

[666BLAzEN]

@phuunggdiayy yea he is

[cliffrichardfan1995]

lolz

[KaristaSwiss]

what was Drew trying to sing?

[RailiJaklitch6]

OMFG!!!! AMAZING!!!

[orang3c4rt]

what was it that drew carry said at 1:25? i couldnt really get the joke cuz i couldnt understand what he said, anyway great video as usual and if anyone knows please reply=D

[CiruChris]

@orang3c4rt He says, "My idea of fun is to go to Alabama / to see all my friends who are stuck there in the slammah. / Then I find a frog or a tadpole, / and take him into a room and violate parole."

[Nileylover4eternity]

i personally think us hoedowns are better than uk

[kevindiesal]

@Nileylover4eternity uk hoedowns suck

[Yyyyzyyy]

...I don't get Drew's punchline. Would someone kindly enlighten me?

[MidgetTall16]

@Yyyyzyyy i didn't even, but it didn't rime, at least i didnt think it did ..

[labordayweekend]

@Yyyyzyyy I think it's a bestiality joke involving a tadpole.

[ATL45]

@Yyyyzyyy "then I find a frog or a tadpole, and I take 'em into a room and I violate...parole."

I think "parole" is a stand-in for "their asshole," which would rhyme better with tadpole. Frog or tadpole would then refer to one of the inmates, maybe prison vets (frogs) vs newbies (tadpoles).

Maybe a bit of a stretch, but that's how it seems to me.

[smooshedgrlz]

i went to work last night and all i had in my head was hoedowns

[ciccarello]

im everybodies wife!!!!!

[jwbballer]

duz ryan ever win

[FlamingSwordOfDoom]

@jwbballer once

[MrTvshowclips]

im jacking off

[paindisguise]

How ironic and now Ryan Stiles is on Two and a Half Men XD

[BOWIEGIRL30]

Arjan he says violate parole, not made parole

[UltMitSinner78]

Violated parole but I think I am ok

I won't go to jail oh no I won't stay

I picked up a phone book it sure was a chore

I'm gonna go free since I hired OJ lawyer

[michel19612009]

@ 0:19 drew almost took his eye out lol

[ArjanTheGunslinger]

i dont get finally made parol at allll

[Crimedog3333]

A month ago I got drunk at this sleazy little bar.

I didn't have a ride home so I hot wired a car.

My P.O. says I'm lucky that my lawyer made some deals.

But I will go to jail if I steal anything on wheels.

[abridgedfan]

I am starting to see things, I think i'm going nuts

I'm seeing tiny blue blobs and I think I'm in a rut!

Here is a little tip, Don't follow it and you'll meet your ends,

Never get house arrest in foster's home of imaginary friends!

I thought that up very quickly, FWI. probably as long as it would take to get through all their verses or shorter.

[walgenbach98]

i luv it abridgedfan. :p

[zvucnjak]

AAaahahahaa LOL Drew!

[rrrsegmentat7]

loxoos, really. you don't know who Charlee Sheen is. Watch an episode of "Two and a half Men". He's on that.

[loxoos]

@rrrsegmentat7 wo, oke. Will do! ;)

[minnieying1st]

@rrrsegmentat7 not anymore (:

[MCEProd22]

@rrrsegmentat7 used to be on that

[THEmGt97]

@rrrsegmentat7 not anymore.

[Death319319]

@rrrsegmentat7 Not anymore he's not.

[loxoos]

who's charlie seen?

[Mardenator]

the guy that plays Charlie on Two and a Half Men

[moonlily1]

the reason charlie sheen would be a lax parole officer is because he's known for drugging, boozing, and whoring, if you don't get the joke. like his character on 'two and a half men', only scuzzier.

[prdfmc]

lol Wayne's reaction after Drew nearly hit Colin.

[prdfmc]

Never mind, I guess he did hit him. I thought at first he pulled up just short and Colin moved out of the way.

[TheBigCheeseSauce]

♪♫ My probation officer isn't really nice,

He wants me to learn that everything has a price,

I don't really care, I just want to leave this cell,

So I can go back outdoors and cause everybody hell. ♪♫

[xArtemisFowlx]

DUDE how DID you Get the Notes ON THE COmment

[MAJCSTIC]

it only works if you have a keypad on your computer. i'm trying to remember the combination cuz i dont have one on this computer lol. make sure "num lock" is on/lit. then fool around with different ALT combinations (alt-1, alt-2, alt-3, etc). it should be before alt-15. hold down ALT while pressing the number. like, hold down ALT & press 1 & let go. it won't come up until you let go. i think it is alt-7 or alt-8 but like i said i'm not sure exactly. u can get some spanish letters like that too

[Voice463]

notice ryan never wins, they want to keep him in

[SourExplosion]

@Voice463

No, he wins, but he's only been behind the desk once.

[trainboy911]

hes won like once when it was a hoedown if i'm not mistaken and it was still a good one

[terp4life59]

i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it

[RobynReginaLyle]

LOL at Drew's face right after he says "violate parole!"

[dregreen225]

not sure if hes talking about sex with animals cause alabama / frog / violating parole or if thats like prison slang for new inmate n he fucks him

[SNKLoneWolf]

Maybe Drew's best hoedown verse...

[EverythingOrNothing9]

LANGUAGE!!

[jlcosgrove2009]

i can't believe he smacked colin in the face!

[mfrobins]

anyone know about the hoedown when the audience was clapping offhand? please e-mail me at my account on here mfrobins

[HendrixcommaMartin]

It was the "You're Ugly" hoedown.

[Manstein3000]

damn they are so funny

[808Angelgirl]

Colin always plays with his ring when he does hoe downs.

[craziijess007]

Notice ;; he plays with it all the time ;; it's his tick

[ImmynimmyX]

colin is the muhammad ali of improv

[1053857]

Well said

[dstebbin]

Which one had Wayne saying "I wanted to be cop so bad that I joined the village people?"

[SamuraiSam]

@dstebbin The Police Officer hoedown

[birdman3631]

what did drew say?

[Hatscatsandwaffles]

Ryan & Wayne are the best

[princess202352]

Lol, Ryan's everybody's wife! Omg, these guys kill me every time!

[TennyConductor]

0:19!!!! AH hahhahahaha!!!!!

[asxnkmb]

why is the last 2 always gets...

[phuunggdiary]

IS COLLIN ALWAYS THIS FUNNY?!?! ;P

[xbeckaiix]

yes

[RedRahman]

@phuunggdiary yes

[tigerlily2329]

@phuunggdiary yes!

[AMG528]

@phuunggdiary yes he is!!

[lilblackbelt0001]

@phuunggdiary YES!

[metzdawg3000]

@phuunggdiary yup :)

[metzdawg3000]

@phuunggdiary yep

[michael9brindley]

my moms a probation officer lmao :)

[fucked666]

violating parole ftw lmfao

[bloodguzzler]

Colon got PWNED @ 0:19

[ohohothisrocks]

hoedowns are the most toughest of all the skits

[reptyl013]

especially when our english aint no good

[JoeyBieg]

Thank you.

[Pinkfurryone]

Let people comment as they want. It's applicable to the video, not to mention not all the hoedowns in the show are all that funny, and they often have 4-6 takes to practice, so it's not exactly improv either.

[kyrakun]

That's a lie. The hoedowns that they don't show aren't "practice". The censor just makes them do it again if it's too inappropriate. The fact that you think that not all of the hoedowns in the show are funny has nothing to do with people writing their own on here. I find the made up hoedown verses people post to be very annoying, and judging by all the thumbs down they're getting, I'm not alone.

[Pinkfurryone]

They have every right to write them, as much right as you have to complain about them writing them in the first place.

And I never claimed those takes were solely for practice, but doing something multiple times allows them to hone their idea to fit in their verse.

Also, quit making hasty generalizations about whether something's unpopular/annoying. Logical fallacies piss me and most intelligent people off.

[kyrakun]

Hm, if I have a right to complain about those writing them, why did you call me out on it in the first place?

They have to think of an entirely new verse every time they repeat the hoedown, so it's just as difficult the sixth time as it was the first time. And actually it's probably harder because at that point they're running out of ideas.

I looked at the comments and ratings and drew a conclusion from that. Way to mention "intelligent people" along with yourself; my confidence is shaken! -_-

[Pinkfurryone]

I have a right to complain about you complaining. :D

[babyjuneinscotland]

lol

[CenetaurmanE52]

Uh huh, because something's only good when it's improv.

[pcf180]

@kyrakun Who are you to stop them

[orliluvr1432]

@kyrakun hey, people are allowed to have fun!!! Quit being such a party pooper I find some quite hilarious!

[tragicdeceit]

@kyrakun butthurt much?

[tubolosis]

Aww, Ryan at 0.20! They're so in love.

[icemanwasbanned]

i didnt get drew's

[MOROZchannel]

beastie...as in he has sex wth animals

[voxextremos22]

Then I find a frog or a tadpole and I take them into a room and violate Parole LOL

[followingit]

could u explain to me Drew's verse meaning plz? i dont quite understand its humor.

[Froggerking]

then I find a frog or a tadpole

and I take them into a room and violate there asshole

Thats what he wanted to say but it would of been bad

[aj19bcx]

but they've cussed on whose line before

[followingit]

nvm though, I just saw the flaming on previous page of comment and kinda understand now ^^

[ErIcBaLLiN24]

the best hoedowns are where they make fun of drew those are always the funniest :D

[NapkinSaviour]

Why are these froobs fighting on a who's line video?

Just laugh and shuddap.

[ZogxUNB0UNDx]

I actually felt compelled to post this because this is the 4th hoedown I've thought of mid-video:

I was on so many drugs,

my arteries were starting to clog

So I decided I would use a urine sample from my dog

My PO put me in a room and

in a cup I did dribble

but I was screwed because my piss tested positive for kibble

[dstebbin]

Hey, do you have something better?

[wildbeemer]

to the three of you, i suggest leaving the hoedowns to the professionals

[skullsamurai]

lol everybody's wife XDD

[Vastspartan117]

KillarKings some people are naive on jokes others arent. Hell I get jokes most of the time others it takes me a while to actually figure out. Some people get others don't. Dont fucking insult people on understanding or not. I should call you a fucking child talking shit on cyber space for one thing. All jokes arent common sense either some are a puzzle figure out the punchline and the joke is revealed.

[dstebbin]

I don't get Drew's. Why did everyone crack up at his?

[DeepSnowMan]

he said he would "violate" his parole, because he must have been a sex offender...

[dstebbin]

I still don't get it.

[killarkings]

your a fucking idiot if he takes a frog of a tadpole into a room and violates parole it means he was caught mollesting a frog of a tadpole previously and is still on probation..

[dstebbin]

Okay, how the hell am I supposed to take you seriously when you're mindlessly flaming me like that? Just because I didn't get a joke, that makes me a "fucking idiot?"

[killarkings]

when its a simple fuckin joke like that yeah that does make you a fuckin idiot

[dstebbin]

First of all, ABSOLUTELY no joke makes ANYONE an idiot for not getting it. That's just a part of humor; some get it and some don't.

Second, how am I supposed to take you seriously when you act like some nine year old who thinks he's a big boy now because he's learned the F word? That makes YOU the idiot, even if you're right otherwise.

[killarkings]

um. if its a common sense joke like this that im sure a 8 year old could understand it does make you a fuckin idiot

[dstebbin]

And what makes it "a common sense joke?"

Also, can you at least TRY to be mature?

[dstebbin]

Okay, if I'm such an idiot, tell me, why are the prices of groceries still the same, even though gas prices are going down, and the high price of gas was their excuse to raise grocery prices in the first place?

If you're so much smarter than me, you should be able to tell me this; I mean, without looking it up, of course. This isn't a nit-picky think like "how many elements are on the periodic chart," because this is something that is relevant to life.

[dstebbin]

Uh huh. No answer. It figures.

[Reaprar]

Hello! I see you're providing the weakest arguement on the planet and I thought I'd jump in here and lay a dump on such terrible form.

He doesn't have to be smarter than you for you to be an idiot also. This is why film critics make a living, they don't have to be directors or actors to know when they see a bad one.

The fact that you're both arguing over something so trivial makes you both idiots.

[dstebbin]

Hey, the fact that you joined in on this "trivial argument" makes you no better than either of us.

[jinglebis6536]

they rock!!!

[BottlesAndKazooie]

There all my favorite.

[fuzzypear123]

im sure drew never allows ryan to win just so he has to do the hoedown. ;)

[WavemasterAshi]

There actually WAS a Ryan-less Hoedown!

[fuzzypear123]

haha wow really?