Worst possible way to die in FF7

[sephiroth1386]

and just prances away, BITCH!

[TheJeressy]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[Crudemcc]

and you couldnt have healed? XD

[eternalinsignia]

Chocobo:

Wark Wark Wark Wark !!! : Stupid, I'm the 14th !!!

[XxEveMyFairyxX]

o_O Say What???!!! O_o

[Turlast]

I would've raged.

[Dre9036]

Lol

[inushamagelet]

Statement retracted. :)

[inushamagelet]

Fake so very fake. The Chocobo can't have three turns in a row. The Chocobo attacks then another character attacks and then the next character till its the Chocobo's turn again. Also the Chocobo when it attacked only dealt 21 damage to each player and there health was 9999 which is impossible to kill someone with just 21 damage if they are that powerful.

[Cyberhamon]

@inushamagelet They each had only 1 HP left out of that 9999, so ANY attack would have killed them. Also, their Active Time bars were empty, which is how the Chocobo attacked three times in a row. It's still obviously a setup to create a funny video, since that scenario would pretty much never happen in normal gameplay, but it's not fake for the reasons you think.

[divinedragon2000]

@Cyberhamon actually that's what the chocobo does when you attack it.. it attacks everyone on the battleground including its own ally before it runs off.. don't believe me?? try it.. it happened to me a lot when i rush things to capture a chocobo lol

[cmsasuke17]

@inushamagelet

Chocobos on FF7 have counterattacks. You can't kill them but they can only be defeated but whenever you do beat them, even if your level 99 all part and have health nearly 1 on all your party members you can still die because they always do counterattacks right before they lose.

[Ahmetyst]

LOOOOOOOOLLLLSSSS

i'm still playing ff7 on my ps3 and when i watch this i'm out man :D

[Thorobred4ever]

LOL!

And thats why, people..chocobos are the center of gravity in ff games! ^.^

(My cockatiel is the splitting image of a chocobo *.*)

[bersekcrow]

it´s over 90 000!!!!

[solidnuke93]

hahahaha dat sucked stupid bird

[Thorobred4ever]

@solidnuke93

No bird is stupid! Chocobos are victorious!!

[SamIves85]

2:06 Haters gonna hate.

[937olter]

after all that awesomeness... it all came down to a chocobo finishing the party all at once.

[mitsubas1]

.... WHAT?



[wolfkingaka]

XD

[rdunbar003]

i have to agree that this is a really sucky way to go... but in my personal opinion I think the worst is Cait Sith's limit >.<

[o0osora]

would it really take that much to kill a chocobo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leftfield2004]

I think even Septhiroth will have a hard time beating a chocobo. That darn thing is invincible. Septhiroth will be like WTF???????????????????? Then BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time paradox and the chocobo will be laughing his/her's little butt off

[jobonga99]

O-O that is one tough chocobo

[Tellthatruth]

Knights of the Round, still to this day, the single coolest summons in a FF game. 

[crisphate95]

Chocobo should take Sephirot's place.

[herpkingsenseiderp]

Sensei: Ok, like, what the fuck is with this Chocobo !? Is it a friggin gypsy, or something?

[DisgruntledBastard01]

what summon was that

[Hinasil]

@DisgruntledBastard01 Knights of the Round is the name if I recall

[Hunteristics]

To Chocobo: Kill yourself

[CookieNamedVanilla]

shitt if I ever see a chocobo in front of me... I try to stab it and then run when it's pissed

[IisPAD]

Add a trollface onto the chocobo at the end and I'll like this video.

[ADoucheWillReadThis]

damn you CHOCOBOOOOOOOOO!!!

[59Magma]

2:07 - 2:09 Like a Boss.

[HeRBa89]

owned by choky

[DarknessInside0]

The chocobo killed the party... little did the chocobo know that his/her action leads to the world's destruction afterward... xD

[Thorobred4ever]

@DarknessInside0

LOL! Your right though! And thats hilarious! :D

[wogboypaul]

killing a chocobo is fucked hahaha

[Fliuck]

Death by Chocobo, man.... Now that was unexpected. ;)

[REALTachikomaia]

Be more defensive Xb

[GBugmantisBoss]

hilarious! good vid!

[Misterluigi2]

chocobo pwer xD

[MaherLeary]

if only you had used an mp turbo with your knights of the round... lol

[Sonicwizrd]

Chocobo: HAHAHAH TAKE THAT BITCHES I OWNED YOUR ASS

[Robotnik]

I would have laughed at you so hard if I were there that you would have wanted to kill me LMAO. This is too funny hahahaahaha.

[brtshstel]

LOLcobo

[BigArtek1]

opfer

[BigArtek1]

luser



[magnetica2288]

man that wouldfuck me off

[201714999]

I would have broke my computer over this

[bobaneko]

my god all these mighty warrior try to defeat the chocobo it true what my friend said then sephiroth is not scary how he use to be THE REAL MOFO AND FOE ARE THE CHOCOBO THEY ARE TIRED OF BEING RIDED D:

[barryl33t3r]

that was the most epic fail i've ever seen in my life

[citsilamina]

"Trollcobo" is more like it.

[Arlathancrispy]

@citsilamina "Demoncobo", maybe?>:3

[stahleisen]

Knight of the rounds for a fucking chocobo ?! CMOOONN :D

[Simpsons163]

Chochobo = OP :D

[patapon145]

E for epic fail =.=

[megazero713]

Well... E for effort team... E for effort....

[tacodude464646]

at first i was like poor chocobos then at the end i was like poor darkoneRRp :(

[youngfly44]

The "game over" music is so soothing xD.

[shengaorenhasser]

knight of the round...and chocobo doesn't die XD

[herpkingsenseiderp]

well...that kinda sucks XD

[drod0612]

Haha he killed u he pwnd u sick bro

[gbot10]

chocobo pwned u (Y)

[AlBhedWonderGirl]

Well... the Chocobo seemed happy! :D

[xXbuster09Xx]

XD

[SapphireCarbuncle009]

"Listen to the Chocobo!"

"Do the wark wark wark wark wark wark wark wark wark wark!!"

"...one annoying chocobo..."

[Vide30]

CHOCOBO!!

WHY

WON'T

YOU

JUST

DIE?!

[dambers100]

how did you get all the players to 1 HP?

[bisquittheclown]

omg roflmao sooo brilliant "warrrk"

[TrahniMoiMozg]

lol

[ibsayem1337]

hahahah you made my day. It's official random chocobo > one winged angel

[iDesignStudio1]

hearing the chocobo theme makes me wanna dance the monkey ^_^

[VEGETADTX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! I just choked out of laughing! :) Yes this is indeed the worst way to die in FF7 :)

[bloodiedmoon88]

@VEGETADTX yeap, but also killed by the murdrous penguin in the northern cave :)

[VEGETADTX]

@bloodiedmoon88 Oh you mean that shake boss? :)

Oh yes, there are a lot of silly ways to die in FF7 :) including killing oneself by accidentally pointing cursor at the wrong direction even that happens :D

[QuebecStorm7]

Isn't that Knights of the round?

[TalDSruler]

WARK WARK.

And thus, the voice of the devil spoke.

[PaladinLight101]

That Chocobo is Chck Norris in disguise.

[MsZeroHarpuia]

@PaladinLight101 not very manly of Chuck Norris. Dressing as birds is hardly manly.

[foo176]

this just in chocobos are gods fuck worrying about weapon

[FF7RLZ]

At first, I was like, dude, you're trolling on a chocobo. and then it killed YOU! holy crap.

[finalfantasygirl369]

ROFLMFAO, at the end the choccobo was like "yea! i killed u!" then danced away. Wtf? lolz :D XD

[MayTheMagnificentHD]

i was laughing so hard because at the end it was dancing off the screen lmao

[djFrog11]

diss...

[lightbrownwolf1000]

lmfao kickass chocobo... my chocobo I just rode around to that addicting song X3

[kidlatdakila2]

eeeeek. yellow.

[MrHeidiful]

I love how the chocobo does that little dance after you got murked on, and then walks away like he doesnt give a shit

[dreakheart]

the most stupidest thing i´v ever seen is why the hell would you go out with 1 health in the first place , ,* dumbass alert *

[IngoWarpServer]

poor chocobo

[tacticdavid]

sucka

[princedarienlover]

Fuckin humiliating

[eCstaTicBomB]

ok so i was reading a blog about cloud vs link, and alota people said that link could block this attack....... how exactly?

[DiagramOfTruth]

i love the cheerful music that goes along with this cast of knights of the round

[MonsterSpartan]

Warrk  Wark

[GeranylTube]

Seriously, that Chocobo has some serious hit-and-run skills. Should join a gang or something.

[Rockchanzita]

Chocobo have 999,999 HP.

[zerosoma33]

2:01 - to the end is the most hilarious thing I've seen in FFVII yet.

Wark! Wark! I showed you!

and three dead peeps on the ground...Chocobo runs away...game over...lollll

[jeremyalaniz]

after killing your party, that chocobo runs around like...

" HAHA FUCK YO' COUCH NIGGA!!!"

[wildphoenix1984]

Brill :D Even if just for the absurb image of the powerful knights of the round going on with the insane Electric De Chocobo playing in the background XD

[TheBronf]

I never use this summon it takes to long

[Bewley000]

Why was your HP at 1 for each character? I've never played VII so I don't know if that is some special thing a chocobo battle does or not.

[calleymacleod]

@Bewley000 nah, they set it up that way, must have taken some doing to get them just on 1HP....just never thought a Chocobo was THAT tough!! I have a new respect for them!!! At Distant Worlds concert, they did a piece entirely dedicate to Chocobos, with the screens showing Chcoobos through the ages, it was fun!

[pooponparade]

hahahaha i definitely saw this coming from within 3 seconds of the start. wicked creative way to die! thumbs up man

[LordAzanko]

god damn that chocobo is not to be fucked with and i thought i had trouble with the yans in FF9 lol

[UchihaPride1]

that weird squeaking is kinda annoying and stuff lol

[Soundwave190]

1:42 "Overkill?" Apparently not.

[DragonOracle]

And the winner is... (pause for a dramatic) CHOCOBO!

[zantonio1]

Hahahahahahha! Love it!

[982ellis]

shitty music

[Jesterthefool]

@982ellis WHAT!?!!! HOW DARE U!!!!!!!!!!

[SelphieTheNutter]

Chocobo vs Ruby Weapon = long drawn out battle but CHOCOBO WINS XD

[HittokiriBattousai17]

Im a FFVII Pro but i realized that i don't know how many HP a chocobo has...?

Someone knows?

[SelphieTheNutter]

@HittokiriBattousai17 Haven't you ever tried to scan one?

[HittokiriBattousai17]

@SelphieTheNutter Not really

[2009Murph]

@HittokiriBattousai17 I can't remember ever really checking. All i know is it's a bitch

[SelphieTheNutter]

LMFAO The Chocobo get's revenge serves you right for attacking something so cute :P

[Taki4life]

I hope you saved your game. :P

[DarkOneRRp]

@Taki4life Saving games is for chocobos!

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@DarkOneRRp lolz

[setsunathemoo]

W

T

F

!

?

[wantmarriage]

That's not a Chocobo. That's Chuck Testa.

[IisPAD]

Can someone tell me why none of the Knights of the Rounds hits landed OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!

[SelphieTheNutter]

@IisPAD it proberbley wasnt mastered yet

[HaloFSky]

I love this. So funny. Chocobo got smacked by the knights but it is waiting for the next hit and in the end it goes crazy and escapes. LOL old FFs are priceless :)

[SomeRandomMoron]

@HaloFSky

Oh gee, I don't consider 7 old, now I feel old...

[HaloFSky]

@SomeRandomMoron Me too. I take it back. We are old :P

[DragonballMegafan]

Chocobo: "Wark... THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCHES

[sephiroth1204]

Lol, I like how it dances around after killing you, then just trots away.

[NeosDany]

@70irby Chuck Norris did cast Norris' protect and Norris' shield, so, he does not die even if the evil want.

[robdudedudeperson]

chocobos own

[TheLollerfish]

Oh no! Red Twelve-Two died!

[DarkOneRRp]

@TheLollerfish I demand that this comment gets the highest vote! Audience, make it happen!

[mastersword1997]

@TheLollerfish red 13

[TheLollerfish]

@mastersword1997

Umm. I know. It's a joke.

[moviesrocks2]

a chocobo survived all that?! What the heck kind of Chocobo is that? Superchocobo? WOW! That is pretty bad getting killed by a chiken.

[Stefisgarden]

Sorry Cloud. Looks like your hair isn't the best chocobo around.

[zombietroll55]

EXCLUSIVE!

A BIRD BECAME HERO!

[nejixdragon]

how in the world...

[982ellis]

the music is LOL

[ShieldNien]

Chocobo Over Char

[70irby]

Chuck Norris raised that chocobo

[Darkwing2335]

@70irby RED Raised Chuck norris Chuck norris Shat him selve when this happened to him

[Bongobutt123]

roflmao!

[DeluxeWarPlaya]

haha, awesome vid OP

[ninjashiek8]

LOL. This Chocobo is EPIC. xD

[JinjOMania]

Chuck Norris might not even kill this Chocobo...

[snipeson338]

whos more bored...the people that made this vid or the people watching this vid?

[DarkOneRRp]

@snipeson338 Judging by the way people voted, I'd say the troll who's desperately looking for attention.

[quickscope92833]

@DarkOneRRp haha u called him a troll :)

[Hertzee]

@DarkOneRRp How is that trolling, it's a question?

[mythirlmaiden]

@DarkOneRRp nice comeback ;)

[TheSilentOne666]

An even better way to die is to kill off a party member, then replace him, then kill two more and replace the only living character with your other dead one and then go into a battle with 3 KO'd party members.

[ACRedsCreations]

This Happen to me, only my hp wasn't 1. aww... the 90's

[NeroFlyFly]

how the hell did you get 1 HP?!

[IAmMugel]

ahahahaha!!!! Chocobo owned your sorry ass!!

I know this was totally intentional :) but it's just really funny. Great video ^_^

[CyC10n345]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

Cloud you sure are pathetic when trying a handle a damn chocobo.

[ryNmeg1010]

Chocobo went to the crater to fight safer sephiroth. He stopped meteor with his bare hands then killed rufus shinra and make heideggar strip as you enter his palace. Went to wutai and stole Don Corneo's jacket and marries chocobo sage.

[Sprxxspike]

You can't kill the legendary chocobo.

[TheyCallMeDubya]

choocooboo leveled up...level 99 =]

[SonicCloud7]

Wow Ha Ha Ha.... Sorry that happened buddy.

[froakentoken3]

peacock/cock/cockatrice popla cockapetri:why cant i move i havent been turned to stone have i?!?! or is it just fear keeping me frozen(or the fact that zero cut me in half)

[froakentoken3]

0:00 is that a golden

cyber peacock/peco peco/cockatigle/grand peco/popla cocapetri/chocobo

or a yellow

peco peco/grand peco/cockatigle/popla cockapetri/cyber peacock/chocobo

[mjd11452]

NOOOES FUCK YOU CHOCO!!!

*gets ht by it's meteor attack dies x.x*

[niclasbelrra]

fuck you chocobo

FUCK YOU ¬¬

[TheDextruction]

KNIGHTS OF ROUND!!

[E1SUNZ]

chocobo = beast

[Jerrezzz]

note to self dont piss off chikens in both zelda AND FINAL FANTASY

[MatthewESims]

Chocobos should be killable XD

[LOTRlover100]

omg sad day! chocobo is cute though! WARK WARK WARK *happydance*

[huhabah]

Wark

[zamsalak]

that chocobo needs a trollface 2:06

[Solon1]

WARK!

[BallpointsStudio]

if that had happened to me (unintentionally)i wouldnt have finished ff7

[RamzaBeoulve02]

I call you:

Master of Fail ^.^

You beat us all at it, and on PURPOSE!

[zenis00]

wtf ????

[Innocentlive24]

......WTF??? what a shame...

[LunartanPlayz]

Fission Mailed Bucking Fullshit

[Micaiah77]

I.. uh... think they died...

[CatMuto]

*falls asleep over the summon time*

C-A

[Adriannu255]

LOL! That chocobo is awesome!

[TheThetigerofkai]

THIS IS WARK WARK