My sister got principal's honor roll and she blonde I think getting principal's honor roll means you are smart as a wip and you are doing very well in school one of her teachers told her that she should be an accountant because she was so good at it. These stupid blonde jokes are only made for blondes who think they are all high and mighty, and beautiful when really they are not they are just stupid.
You are a jerk I have a mom that's a blonde and a sister that's blonde and sometimes they need to help me. Blondes are smart sometimes it's just when they have a bad day or are tierd they ACT very stupid just because they act stupid doesn't mean they are.
There was a magic well, the brunet throws a penny in it and said I want to be a superhero and she became one. A redneck threw a penny in and said I want to be a supermodel and he became one. The blonde triped on a rock and said CRAP!!!!!!!!! U guess the rest.
asked the man "can i buy the tv" and he said "no" she asked "y" and he said "cause ur a blonde" so she dyes her hair red and comes back and says "can i buy that tv" and he said "no" and she asked "y" and he said cause "ur a blonde" and she said "i dyed my hair 2 times and u still know im a blonde, how" and then he said "cause thats a microwave"
a blonde went to Best Buy and asked the man who works there "Can I buy this tv" and the man said "no" the blonde asked "why not" and the man said "cause ur a blonde" so the blonde goes and gets her hair dyed and goes back to Best Buy with brown hair and she
ummm.. so they are actually not a lot of blonds. there are more brunnettes then there will ever be real blonds. so its more likely to meet stupid brunnettes than blonds especailly since some brunnettes dye there hair brown and those are the stupid ones. plus i'm blond, so i think i would know if there was a smart blond since out of the four in my class, including me, theres only one stupid one(not me). i've never gotton lower that an 80% on a test or even a B..so get your facts right.
what if you where a blonde would you still put this on you tube i dont think so and if blondes are dumb i guess you are and you know you are you just dont want to admit it and if blondes are dumb how do i get good grades and blondes are not always girlls but i think you are and these jokes are not even funny there boring you mom is too also you dad and bold headed granny who do you think you are o my jokes are funny thats you trying to be funny and these jokes are offensive to blondes idiot
@ICECREAMCHICKS13 what? my grans dead u phyco! i hate my dad and i dislike my mum so say what u want about them but FUCKING SAY anything about my gran again and i will...........? dislike all ur crappy vids!
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette break out from jail and the police dogs are after them. They each go up a different tree. The police come up to the tree with the red head in it, and she thinks to herself"think fast, think fast" and makes an owl sound. So the police move to the next tree with the brunette in it, she thinks to herself "think fast, think fast" and makes a tweety bird sound. The police come under the tree with the blonde in it, she thinks to herself "think fast" MOOO!!
@twilight10942 there is another version of it when 3 girls escape from jail a blonde a brunett and a red head the all go into a barn with 3 sacks in it they each hide in a bag and the police come and they kick the bag with the brunett in it she goes "meow" then the next with the red head in it and she goes "woof woof" then the next 1 with the blonde and she says "patatoe patatoe" lol
Blonde jokes can be funny a certain times, but I (as a blonde) mostly find them offensive. I have a 4.0 GPA, and have an average of over 100 percent in many classes yet whenever I am talking to someone these jokes seem to dominate the conversation. It can be pretty annoying, especially since I am a sapiosexual and most people don't think of intelligence when they think of blondes. :/
A red head a brunette and a blond r caught by the police. They hid in bag filled with things. The red head goes into a bag with puppies in it. The brunette goes into a bag with kittens in it. The blond goes in to a bag with potatoes in it. The cops kick the first bag and the red head goes Bark. The cops kick the second bag and the brunette goes meow. Then the cops kicks the last bag and the blond goes POTATO!!! Haha
@TheGeometry98 before you correct someone on grammar, make sure you check what you write. Last time I checked it was suppose to say " I learned that IN first grade; not I learned that ON first grade." LOL!!!
There was a blonde speeding and a blonde cop pulls her over an asks for I.D. The first blonde was confused and the cop says "it's a little thing with a picture of you"
The first blonde hands the cop her mirror and the cop says "sorry I didn't know you were a cop"
There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"
So there was a blonde,brunette,and a redhead.The cops were after them.So they hide in crates:
Blonde goes in crate of potatoes,brunette goes in crate of dogs,and redhead goes into the crates of cats.They check the crates.Tap the dog's crate,all they hear is woof.Tap the cat's crate,all they here is meow.Tap the crate of potatoes and what they hear is poooooooooottttttttaaaaatttttttoooooooeeeeeeesssssss.
A Blonde and a brunet are on a desert island 1000miles from civilisation.The brunet swims halfway gets tired and drowns.The blond swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
ITS FIRST OF ALL NOT HELI ITS TOP OF BUILDING AND ITS Q.)if a blonde and a feather race of a building who lands first A.)the feather because the blonde stop and asked for directions
a blonde a brunnet and a red a head walk into a bar it has a magic mirror if answerthe question u win a prize and if ur wrong ur gone forever. the brunnet walks in and says i think m the hottest girl in the bar she walks away with a corvett. the red head walks in and says i think m the smartest girl in the bar she walks away with a million dollars. the blonde walks in i think poof shes gone. like if u laughed
*wear tennis shoes not where tennis shoes, a blonde would spell that right, i know that because I am one, maybe you should spend more time spelling correctly instead of discriminating against blondes?? Jk we're stupid (; Nice videoo (:
A Blonde is eating a bowl of Cheerios. She suddenly stand up and shouts, "LOOK! DOUGHNUT SEEDS!!!" xD
A redhead, brunette, and a blond are stranded on an island and meet a genie. He says "I will each give you one wish." the redhead says, "I wish to go home!" She is transported back in her apartment. The brunette says. "I want go go back to my parents!" The girl was happily reunited back with her family. The genie looked over and say the blonde was crying. "What's the matter?" he asked. The blo
a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are talking to a magic mirror. It says "If you tell me the truth, you will be rewarded. If you lie, you are gone!" The brunette says "I think I am so pretty" and she gets a car! The redhead says "I think i'm smart" and she gets £5m. The blonde walks up to the mirror and says to it "I think..." And like that, she was gone!
Thats just mean do you think they chose to be blonde because they didnt if you we're blonde then you would be very mad if someone did this to you!!! i'm blonde and i am not stupid! so you need to quit doing all this
Gorgeous blonde women are so beautiful by soul. They not only have that world-wide unique aesthetic “angelic” appeal, they also are angelic at soul, free from resentments, malice and deceit. Most natural blondes are just positive feeling and positive thinking creatures. Unfortunately, their harmless angelic look often evokes jealousy and hate in bad-tempered, vicious persons. Some of them make blonde jokes, others stir up hate speech against innocent blondes.
Dude I'm blonde, only 13 but proud and I'm smart. I know this is not aimed at all blondes but I find it offensive how people seem to stereotype blondes and usually the people mocking them are the ones with small general intellect! Xx
It has nothing to do with your hair pigments. Brunettes and gingers can be just as dumb. Anyone who thinks blondes are dumb is actually the dumb one. Blondes can process things perfectly fine, it's just that some blondes are very proud of their hair and are therefore very vein, and don't focus enough on their education. It's very childish to be so stereotypical, just like being racist or saying girls have "cooties". It's the same concept, though people don't seem to realize the difference.
wtf wat do u mean cant do 2 things at a time how r they going to die they will never die when can u do 2 things at a time so that proves u r a bitch that cant even make up jokes without finding a way to find a loophole
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? RUN LIKE HELL, SHE HAS A GRENADE IN HER MOUTH!
@adamskater0 ummm, you call THESE jokes? my DOG can tell better blonde jokes than you. so can I! im in 5th grade and i cant still tell better jokes than you. like: why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? bcuz she through away all the w's. whats the difference between a blonde and a ufo? there has been sightings of a few of both. how do you tell if a blonde is dating? match the belt buckle mark on her forehead with her boyfriend. IM BLONDE IM NOT OFFENDED I FIND THESE FUNNY NOT U MINE!
XD im a blonde and i dont get offended. they're not talking to YOU other blondes directly. blonde just sounds the most proper to use. if u say, what do u call 20 BURNETTES? what do you call 20 BLONDES? see? blonde sounds more proper. just enjoy the jokes. i laugh histerically at these kind of jokes!
Uhm, one of my best friends is a blonde and she might not be albert einstein but she's rlly smart. Not all blondes are completely stupid, they just don't filter everythig they says they might say something and it sounds stupid but they don't mean for it to be. If u ever listen to wat a blonde says tht sounds stupid and think rlly hard- it sounds rlly smart. They just don't know how to fraise things... AND SHE LOVES PICKLES!!!
Sweetie, no one takes this seriously. It's just for fun. There are stereo-types about all the hair colors: blondes are stupid, brunettes are boring, and gingers don't have souls. No one believes them. People josh around with me about always having my nose stuck in a book, it's not true, but I laugh, because it's just a joke. Learn to make fun of yourself and stop taking ecery little thing so seriously, life will be a lot more fun. But what would I know about that? I'm a brunette.
Sorry guys! That comment I posted was weird. It's TRUE that I don't like blonde jokes, because I don't think it's nice to poke fun at people just because one person with one quality like them made a mistake, but that comment was kind of rude.
I'm a blonde, and I don't think the blonde brain jokes are funny. I am in 4 out of 6 advanced classes and these jokes are VERY offensive to blondes AROUND THE WORLD!!!!! Grrrrr....
@SpiteSire That's really not nice, and if you read the reply from the uploader to giggitygoo13, he was only in 5th grade. From my personal experience, 5th graders are not the brightest things on earth. And your context is off. It should be this: 2. I can barely understand half of these jokes. I myself am a blonde and have more of a tolerance level than you which is surprising as I am a mere 13 years of age and you are probably 20. Fuck off and good night.
@fluffandstuf its supposed to be "how do you make a blonde laugh on saturday?" and the answer would be to tell her on thursday because it takes her so long to respond to it. :)))
and the last joke was funny!!
TaylorSwiftIzKool13 2 days ago
umm all i can say iz u better hope no lil kids have watched this cuz well, u would have just crushed their dreams...... just sayin
TaylorSwiftIzKool13 2 days ago
My sister got principal's honor roll and she blonde I think getting principal's honor roll means you are smart as a wip and you are doing very well in school one of her teachers told her that she should be an accountant because she was so good at it. These stupid blonde jokes are only made for blondes who think they are all high and mighty, and beautiful when really they are not they are just stupid.
Itsginnibitch 2 days ago
You are a jerk I have a mom that's a blonde and a sister that's blonde and sometimes they need to help me. Blondes are smart sometimes it's just when they have a bad day or are tierd they ACT very stupid just because they act stupid doesn't mean they are.
Itsginnibitch 2 days ago
Thumbs up if you are a blonde and are SMART
Shoaph 3 days ago
YOU ARE HURTING SOME FEELINGS JUST SAYING
maxmo120 6 days ago
There was a magic well, the brunet throws a penny in it and said I want to be a superhero and she became one. A redneck threw a penny in and said I want to be a supermodel and he became one. The blonde triped on a rock and said CRAP!!!!!!!!! U guess the rest.
TheJameswaters2010 1 week ago
what do you call a blonde girl between two nuns? 2 tight ends and a wide reciever
cobwebe 1 week ago
my girlfriend is blonde........
KidsBettaWorship 2 weeks ago
@KidsBettaWorship ya so im naturally blond who cares.
LiveLoveOrDieTrying 1 week ago
The last one was by far the best, the others were just cruel!
KAM32296 2 weeks ago
asked the man "can i buy the tv" and he said "no" she asked "y" and he said "cause ur a blonde" so she dyes her hair red and comes back and says "can i buy that tv" and he said "no" and she asked "y" and he said cause "ur a blonde" and she said "i dyed my hair 2 times and u still know im a blonde, how" and then he said "cause thats a microwave"
TheCamryn101 2 weeks ago
a blonde went to Best Buy and asked the man who works there "Can I buy this tv" and the man said "no" the blonde asked "why not" and the man said "cause ur a blonde" so the blonde goes and gets her hair dyed and goes back to Best Buy with brown hair and she
TheCamryn101 2 weeks ago
Uncleloafish I have brown hair Dumb ass Are you gay perchance?
MrEightcatz 2 weeks ago
I don't get the one about the joke and telling it to her on Thursday.
halo3man555 2 weeks ago
My uncle said blondes dont have brains...my bff is a blonde!!
Rihanna1079 2 weeks ago
ha omg this was funny but these comments man look at them "I DONT GET IT" "ARE U BLONDE!" 'JEEZE'
Tyronimus99 2 weeks ago
The last one was hilarious
unclefishloaf 2 weeks ago
MrEightcatz are you blonde perchance
unclefishloaf 2 weeks ago
I don't get it.
MrEightcatz 2 weeks ago
ummm.. so they are actually not a lot of blonds. there are more brunnettes then there will ever be real blonds. so its more likely to meet stupid brunnettes than blonds especailly since some brunnettes dye there hair brown and those are the stupid ones. plus i'm blond, so i think i would know if there was a smart blond since out of the four in my class, including me, theres only one stupid one(not me). i've never gotton lower that an 80% on a test or even a B..so get your facts right.
MeghanLathamAPAA 2 weeks ago
@MeghanLathamAPAA ha u dumb blonde its only for girl's but in your case it looks like it might spread to blonde boys to
Tyronimus99 2 weeks ago
These are lame
1337soap 2 weeks ago
Why did the blonde take an hour to eat her breakfast?
Her O.J carton said to "concentrate."
BlackSpade67 2 weeks ago
@BlackSpade67 ha good 1, but how do you know the blonde tried to commit suicide?
the bullet holes were in the mirror
Tyronimus99 2 weeks ago
what if you where a blonde would you still put this on you tube i dont think so and if blondes are dumb i guess you are and you know you are you just dont want to admit it and if blondes are dumb how do i get good grades and blondes are not always girlls but i think you are and these jokes are not even funny there boring you mom is too also you dad and bold headed granny who do you think you are o my jokes are funny thats you trying to be funny and these jokes are offensive to blondes idiot
ICECREAMCHICKS13 3 weeks ago
@ICECREAMCHICKS13 what? my grans dead u phyco! i hate my dad and i dislike my mum so say what u want about them but FUCKING SAY anything about my gran again and i will...........? dislike all ur crappy vids!
Tyronimus99 2 weeks ago
Wait I don't get it....
sexymonkee1 3 weeks ago
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette break out from jail and the police dogs are after them. They each go up a different tree. The police come up to the tree with the red head in it, and she thinks to herself"think fast, think fast" and makes an owl sound. So the police move to the next tree with the brunette in it, she thinks to herself "think fast, think fast" and makes a tweety bird sound. The police come under the tree with the blonde in it, she thinks to herself "think fast" MOOO!!
twilight10942 3 weeks ago 2
@twilight10942 there is another version of it when 3 girls escape from jail a blonde a brunett and a red head the all go into a barn with 3 sacks in it they each hide in a bag and the police come and they kick the bag with the brunett in it she goes "meow" then the next with the red head in it and she goes "woof woof" then the next 1 with the blonde and she says "patatoe patatoe" lol
Tyronimus99 2 weeks ago
Hey I got a joke: why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?
A: Because she wanted to see how long she slept! LOL XD
JenStar101aqworlds 3 weeks ago 2
Blonde jokes can be funny a certain times, but I (as a blonde) mostly find them offensive. I have a 4.0 GPA, and have an average of over 100 percent in many classes yet whenever I am talking to someone these jokes seem to dominate the conversation. It can be pretty annoying, especially since I am a sapiosexual and most people don't think of intelligence when they think of blondes. :/
holdtheburger 3 weeks ago
A red head a brunette and a blond r caught by the police. They hid in bag filled with things. The red head goes into a bag with puppies in it. The brunette goes into a bag with kittens in it. The blond goes in to a bag with potatoes in it. The cops kick the first bag and the red head goes Bark. The cops kick the second bag and the brunette goes meow. Then the cops kicks the last bag and the blond goes POTATO!!! Haha
ZoPopcandy 3 weeks ago
@TheGeometry98 before you correct someone on grammar, make sure you check what you write. Last time I checked it was suppose to say " I learned that IN first grade; not I learned that ON first grade." LOL!!!
masterchef165 3 weeks ago
There was a blonde speeding and a blonde cop pulls her over an asks for I.D. The first blonde was confused and the cop says "it's a little thing with a picture of you"
The first blonde hands the cop her mirror and the cop says "sorry I didn't know you were a cop"
t3hc0mm3nt3r 3 weeks ago
That's so mean I'm blonde and I figured out how to post a comment! :P
What if people believe in Santa Claus? (Not that I do)
TheLoonyLovebad1 3 weeks ago
There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got on, the girls noticed that he was pretty cute. he had dandruff. Finally, on the way off of the elevator the two girls let the guy go ahead of them. The brunette turns to the blonde and says "Oh my god! We need to give him Head and Shoulders." The blonde then replies "That's a pretty good idea, but how are we going to give him shoulders?"
NatedogJr 3 weeks ago
So there was a blonde,brunette,and a redhead.The cops were after them.So they hide in crates:
Blonde goes in crate of potatoes,brunette goes in crate of dogs,and redhead goes into the crates of cats.They check the crates.Tap the dog's crate,all they hear is woof.Tap the cat's crate,all they here is meow.Tap the crate of potatoes and what they hear is poooooooooottttttttaaaaatttttttoooooooeeeeeeesssssss.
Khajiitmasterz 4 weeks ago
Lol! I like looking at all the comments. Okay, okay, blondes CAN be smart. Brunettes are just smarter :)
xxCrystalHeartxx4 1 month ago
@xxCrystalHeartxx4 thx :3
hippolion100 4 weeks ago
Blonde* :3
pdk8859 1 month ago
How do you confuse a blond Answer:put them in a circular room and tell them to find a corner.
How does a blond person confuse you? Answer:They tell you they found one.
pdk8859 1 month ago
why are you making blonde jokes when you can't even spell words right?
thatguy5626 1 month ago
Cool
2uscitizen 1 month ago
those jokes ware very dumb XD yet i still loled
Nekokitteh12100 1 month ago
im blonde and in set 1 coz were blonde dont mean were stupid fuckin stereotypes !
elena113roar 1 month ago
my friend is blonde and super smart, her GPA is 4.0
Aprettylittleliar17 1 month ago
why do u spell the wrong wear cuz u a dumbazz
balls4yoface 1 month ago
im a smart blonde too.... sometimes. like i am in smart math and have a 3.1 gpa
inkpocadot33 1 month ago
@inkpocadot33 totally just made yourself look dumb... "smart math" dont you mean honors?
xXJaDeB3earXx 1 month ago
Q) how do u keep a blonde busy
A) u give her a piece of paper that has "turn over" on both sides
inkpocadot33 1 month ago
Q)How do you confuse a blonde
A)Put her in a round room and tell her to pick a corner
Q)How does the blonde confuse you
A)"I found a corner!!"
This joke is coming from a blonde...I find blonde jokes very funny
FunRunRecordz 1 month ago
@FunRunRecordz i dont understand ur joke sorry :(
inkpocadot33 1 month ago
@Desirae323 If you're in "a advanced" class, it must not be language rofl. It's "A'N advanced" class. I learned that on 1st grade LOL
TheGeometry98 1 month ago
yah im blond and i've never gotten a c in my life and i happen to be in a advanced class
desirae323 1 month ago
i know a smart blonde, straight a's honors... i on the other hand have a 2.3 gpa
laxdan37 1 month ago
Yo Mama So Stupid She Waited At A Stop Sigh And Waited For It To Say GO!
MrJrCheeseBurger 1 month ago
i am blonde but I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD AT THIS!!!! loolz XD keep em comin!! :) xxxx
1heyitsjade 1 month ago
To a blonde, Santa Claus is real...
tacos5631 1 month ago
dude im a blonde and im the smartest person in 11th grade you are hair raciest i wanna jack slap u so bad
americanswagga149 1 month ago
im with you their !!! Girl?
desirae323 1 month ago
SERIOUSLY?!?!?! you blondes shouldnt take it that serious they are just jokes.. or are u literally just that dumb to take it that serious
devinvanderford 1 month ago
What's with the random sound byte at the end???
BritishHedgehog14 1 month ago
Q.) How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy For An Hour Or Two?
A.) Give Her A Paper W. Turn Over On Both Sidess XD
thebabyboo81 1 month ago
A Blonde and a brunet are on a desert island 1000miles from civilisation.The brunet swims halfway gets tired and drowns.The blond swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
kboom161 1 month ago
@kboom161 i love that one!!
inkpocadot33 1 month ago
How mean
missdiamond900 1 month ago
ITS FIRST OF ALL NOT HELI ITS TOP OF BUILDING AND ITS Q.)if a blonde and a feather race of a building who lands first A.)the feather because the blonde stop and asked for directions
gunmaster327 1 month ago
A haha I'm blonde and I still think these are funny!
xLaytonimorx 1 month ago
215 people don't know how offensive this video is to blondes like me
SuperDancer4evr 1 month ago
this vedio is a piece of shit
h20fan1993 1 month ago
now some blondes are hurt by this vedio :(
h20fan1993 1 month ago
only blondes would have to pause this video to read the jokes..
whitter86 1 month ago
okay instead of makin this vid just SAY BLONDES R DUMB becuz tht basiccly wat the vid about
illhakeem24 2 months ago
Bitch
izzyrowdy 2 months ago
whats sad is that these weren't that funny.
BF4L96 2 months ago
I HATE YOU THATS OFFENSIVE TO ME
lostcanuck35 2 months ago
da joke is she think and blondes dnt have a brain
datsmeboi 2 months ago
Fuck this! I'm blond and I'm in all AP classes. There is NO proof that the color of ones hair has anything to do with how smart they are.
13doctorwho 2 months ago
a blonde a brunnet and a red a head walk into a bar it has a magic mirror if answerthe question u win a prize and if ur wrong ur gone forever. the brunnet walks in and says i think m the hottest girl in the bar she walks away with a corvett. the red head walks in and says i think m the smartest girl in the bar she walks away with a million dollars. the blonde walks in i think poof shes gone. like if u laughed
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philsphan1313 2 months ago
*wear tennis shoes not where tennis shoes, a blonde would spell that right, i know that because I am one, maybe you should spend more time spelling correctly instead of discriminating against blondes?? Jk we're stupid (; Nice videoo (:
AWorldWithoutDrama99 2 months ago
wow, me and my friend are blonds, and shes one of the smartest people at are school!!!
murphyrockable 2 months ago
Boooooooo u bastard
prettycoolpopchick 2 months ago
Jerk! *throws tomato at*
KamrinLily 2 months ago
A Blonde is eating a bowl of Cheerios. She suddenly stand up and shouts, "LOOK! DOUGHNUT SEEDS!!!" xD
A redhead, brunette, and a blond are stranded on an island and meet a genie. He says "I will each give you one wish." the redhead says, "I wish to go home!" She is transported back in her apartment. The brunette says. "I want go go back to my parents!" The girl was happily reunited back with her family. The genie looked over and say the blonde was crying. "What's the matter?" he asked. The blo
SleekFurForever 2 months ago
@SleekFurForever
let me guess the blonde didnt know what to wish for
you sir have failed
DBalla272 2 months ago
a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are talking to a magic mirror. It says "If you tell me the truth, you will be rewarded. If you lie, you are gone!" The brunette says "I think I am so pretty" and she gets a car! The redhead says "I think i'm smart" and she gets £5m. The blonde walks up to the mirror and says to it "I think..." And like that, she was gone!
EpicMonkey82 2 months ago
@EpicMonkey82 wow, offencive!!!
murphyrockable 2 months ago
@murphyrockable sorry! I wasnt the one to come up with it! I found it on the Internetzzzz and copied and pasted! soz so much!
EpicMonkey82 2 months ago
lol im blonde and the smartest in my class so i just click these vids fo rsomething to laugh at! LOL
hummingbirdcanada 2 months ago
what does 1:13 mean????
feathersinerhar52 2 months ago
Q: a smart blonde, santa clause, a unicorn, and a brunette all fall out of a plane. who hits the ground first?
A: the brunette; all of the others dont exist
lillipop41 2 months ago
he said the joke wrong: what do you do to get a blonde to laugh... tell her a joke on thursday
it's actually how do you get a blonde to laugh on sunday, you tell her a joke on thursday
(it takes her a long time to figure it out...)
lillipop41 2 months ago
Madarapeinnaruto. Tru tht comment lol im ginger i have a soul lol
captinblueboy 2 months ago
you are so rude i can't believe you would post such a thing YOU JERK!!!!
brycemma 2 months ago
Funny jokes :)
BlackhawksFan14 2 months ago
U got the Santa clause and $20 bill wrong. It goes
Q.) A brunette, smart blonde, Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny are walking down the street and see a $20 bill on the ground. Who gets it?
A.) The brunette cause there's no such thing a smart blonde, Santa Clause, or the Easter Bunny.
JaceSixx 2 months ago
For you people putting your age or race or watever no one cares if you r 13 no one asked you
danny212165 2 months ago
Q.) How do you keep a blond busy for an hour?
A.) Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!!!
juicymillipede 2 months ago 17
@juicymillipede
Q.) how do you get in the top comments?
A.) go to multiple blonde joke videos with the same blonde joke comment!!!
DBalla272 2 months ago
@juicymillipede
Q) How can a blond confuse you?
A) Telling you that she did!!
juicyfruitfan101 1 month ago
Thats just mean do you think they chose to be blonde because they didnt if you we're blonde then you would be very mad if someone did this to you!!! i'm blonde and i am not stupid! so you need to quit doing all this
iluvmybrah 2 months ago
Only blondes need to pause.
CJDcow 2 months ago
Gorgeous blonde women are so beautiful by soul. They not only have that world-wide unique aesthetic “angelic” appeal, they also are angelic at soul, free from resentments, malice and deceit. Most natural blondes are just positive feeling and positive thinking creatures. Unfortunately, their harmless angelic look often evokes jealousy and hate in bad-tempered, vicious persons. Some of them make blonde jokes, others stir up hate speech against innocent blondes.
Natas773 2 months ago
ive read funnier jokes on the back of cereal boxes.
robvegetadam 2 months ago
People don't actually beleive this, this is why they are jokes!!! Why get offended when you know its not true? Thanks for the funny jokes!
MrXwatcher 2 months ago
ok not alll blondes are dumb hahaha but most of them are no offense gurls
laboluda100 2 months ago
i got so exited when i saw "FINAL COMMENT" in your video
11grk11 2 months ago
Dude I'm blonde, only 13 but proud and I'm smart. I know this is not aimed at all blondes but I find it offensive how people seem to stereotype blondes and usually the people mocking them are the ones with small general intellect! Xx
PrincessElla4eva 2 months ago
the anser to who ill hit the ground first is the blond cause she wont have a pairachute
Nsyncgirl11 2 months ago
corny n stupid
mizzswagger713 2 months ago
these jokes are lame
cthess2 2 months ago
this is mean..i luv blondes atleast they're hot!!!
hudaman19 3 months ago
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weirddude271 3 months ago
F*** you !! I;m blond and I'm not that smart but I know How to tell Jokes! YOUR LAME!! hahaa lame is a funny word! XD
AudreyMcdermottsshow 3 months ago
Blondes are not blobe .Lame jokes
bonsfalosifie 3 months ago
Ha ha that was a good laugh , ok am not blonde lol but I dont get the How to make a blonde laugh at a joke? Tell it to her on thursday , huh?
esebrown187 3 months ago
It has nothing to do with your hair pigments. Brunettes and gingers can be just as dumb. Anyone who thinks blondes are dumb is actually the dumb one. Blondes can process things perfectly fine, it's just that some blondes are very proud of their hair and are therefore very vein, and don't focus enough on their education. It's very childish to be so stereotypical, just like being racist or saying girls have "cooties". It's the same concept, though people don't seem to realize the difference.
aglover360 3 months ago
wtf wat do u mean cant do 2 things at a time how r they going to die they will never die when can u do 2 things at a time so that proves u r a bitch that cant even make up jokes without finding a way to find a loophole
TheMariadoming 3 months ago
What do you call a blonde with only half a brain? An m&m
Thegeostellshow 3 months ago
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? RUN LIKE HELL, SHE HAS A GRENADE IN HER MOUTH!
kr00k3d100 3 months ago
@adamskater0 ummm, you call THESE jokes? my DOG can tell better blonde jokes than you. so can I! im in 5th grade and i cant still tell better jokes than you. like: why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? bcuz she through away all the w's. whats the difference between a blonde and a ufo? there has been sightings of a few of both. how do you tell if a blonde is dating? match the belt buckle mark on her forehead with her boyfriend. IM BLONDE IM NOT OFFENDED I FIND THESE FUNNY NOT U MINE!
shuggyybear 3 months ago
XD im a blonde and i dont get offended. they're not talking to YOU other blondes directly. blonde just sounds the most proper to use. if u say, what do u call 20 BURNETTES? what do you call 20 BLONDES? see? blonde sounds more proper. just enjoy the jokes. i laugh histerically at these kind of jokes!
shuggyybear 3 months ago
this thing sucks i don't even want to watch it anymore
davidmdiez 3 months ago
Uhm, one of my best friends is a blonde and she might not be albert einstein but she's rlly smart. Not all blondes are completely stupid, they just don't filter everythig they says they might say something and it sounds stupid but they don't mean for it to be. If u ever listen to wat a blonde says tht sounds stupid and think rlly hard- it sounds rlly smart. They just don't know how to fraise things... AND SHE LOVES PICKLES!!!
MeMyselfAndI1124 3 months ago
TO ALL BLONDES WATCHING THIS AND GET OFFENDED,
.........WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING THESE IF UR SO BADLY OFFENDED???
NO ONE IS SAYING THIS TO YOU AND DIRECTLY YOU AND NO ONE KNOWS YOUR BLONDE SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND PISS OFF!!!
greeksoph98 3 months ago
@cutiezendaya
Sweetie, no one takes this seriously. It's just for fun. There are stereo-types about all the hair colors: blondes are stupid, brunettes are boring, and gingers don't have souls. No one believes them. People josh around with me about always having my nose stuck in a book, it's not true, but I laugh, because it's just a joke. Learn to make fun of yourself and stop taking ecery little thing so seriously, life will be a lot more fun. But what would I know about that? I'm a brunette.
JilleyWillyNilly 3 months ago
Sorry guys! That comment I posted was weird. It's TRUE that I don't like blonde jokes, because I don't think it's nice to poke fun at people just because one person with one quality like them made a mistake, but that comment was kind of rude.
Sorry Again,
hgjdrthtyju
hgjdrthtyju 3 months ago
@hgjdrthtyju One question. How do you remember your name? 0.o
purejshots1 3 months ago
I'm a blonde, and I don't think the blonde brain jokes are funny. I am in 4 out of 6 advanced classes and these jokes are VERY offensive to blondes AROUND THE WORLD!!!!! Grrrrr....
hgjdrthtyju 3 months ago
@hgjdrthtyju im a blonde.. im in all advanced classes and i think these r hillarious.. maybe im a defect :P
TheQuincess13 3 months ago 2
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SmurfSalad 3 months ago
some of them were good i had'nt heard the last one before i'm gonna use that somewhere
GypsyagilityBC44444 3 months ago
These jokes are not super funny, they are alright.
enwinant 3 months ago
im blonde and don't find these jokes offensive
Megacamster1 3 months ago
What do u do when a blond throws a pin at u
RUN she still holding the grenade lol
REHTSO69 3 months ago
on thursday? I honestly don't get it and im not blonde
VickyToria0100 3 months ago
@VickyToria0100 I think the joke would have made more sense if it went, "How to you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday?"
zoomerlawns 3 months ago
@zoomerlawns I guess but I still don't get it.
VickyToria0100 2 months ago
i am blonde
zombiebabee1 3 months ago
some of them I didnt get but few of them were funny.
alyssa4444101 3 months ago
i don't get the thurday one
MrVaoy 3 months ago
@GuppyV2 what?
dragonbreathdancer1 4 months ago
I am a big fan of blond jokes but I must say these were some of the worst ever. I mean torturous.
frogsoda 4 months ago
1:07 to 1:12 wtf i dont get it...
MissBieberRockz 4 months ago
This sucks. Why? Here's why:
1. Half the words are spelled wrong. Are you a Blonde? Because you cannot spell right.
2. I can barely get half the jokes.
SpiteSire 4 months ago
@SpiteSire That's really not nice, and if you read the reply from the uploader to giggitygoo13, he was only in 5th grade. From my personal experience, 5th graders are not the brightest things on earth. And your context is off. It should be this: 2. I can barely understand half of these jokes. I myself am a blonde and have more of a tolerance level than you which is surprising as I am a mere 13 years of age and you are probably 20. Fuck off and good night.
MissHello231 3 months ago
Very funny
thematrix3524 4 months ago
i am a blonde and i am in an A T class and i am in the 99 percentile of the whole US and i have straight As
dragonbreathdancer1 4 months ago
LMFAO i was on how to confuse an idiot then got here.
nickisblue 4 months ago
Those are some good jokes
anonymous12352 4 months ago
Q: How are Tornadoes and Blondes alike?
A: There is a lot of sucking and blowing then you lose your house
sanduni1 4 months ago
Two blondes are drivin to disney why did they turn around?
A: There was a sign that said "Disney World (land) left"
PuppieGirl1011 4 months ago
wtf a voice at the end!
RivvaFlowz 4 months ago
these are so lame..
yellow123lmfao 4 months ago
press 10 if u r blonde somthing will open on your screen and if you arnt still press 10
ninjaXsniper234 4 months ago
Your stupid for thinking blondes are stupid you get the odd girl once in a while but I'm blonde and I'm not stupid dick head!!
SuperSweetlove123 4 months ago
how do you get a blonde to laugh at your joke......tell her on thursday.. i dont get it?O.o
sassy2465 4 months ago
@sassy2465 I dont fucking get it either. lol [x
ItDawnedUponUs 4 months ago
1:24... A better way to say it is... What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common??? You here about them but never see them
xUnseenReJeCtz 4 months ago
i dont get the one about how to get a blonde to laugh at a joke, tell it to her on thursday ???
fluffandstuf 4 months ago 13
@fluffandstuf i no rite
kylerocks66 3 months ago
how do you make a blonde laugh on sunday......tell her a joke on thursday
joselopez1715 2 months ago
@fluffandstuf its supposed to be "how do you make a blonde laugh on saturday?" and the answer would be to tell her on thursday because it takes her so long to respond to it. :)))
bartsimpsonppg 2 months ago 18
@fluffandstuf i dident get it either lol
MSscenequeen666 2 months ago
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Why do blondes WHERE tennis shoes that say TGIF on them?
adamskater0:. You made many errors in your comment, as you used your instead of you're.
me: you spelled "wear" wrong. fail
Thumbs up if u caught that
wellgabriel2 4 months ago
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wellgabriel2 4 months ago
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I dont mean to toot my own horn, but i have some pretty funny jokes myself.
Just come check out my chanel!
SmurfSalad 4 months ago
No offence but i got blondes friends but these jokes are funny as :)
XxMagiCxSnippeRxX 4 months ago
SANTA IS TOO REAL! wut?
IluvFife 4 months ago
hmmm what can i say im blond and im smart so i gess im not real
TheBabenails 4 months ago
@TheBabenails
And dum (:
XxMagiCxSnippeRxX 4 months ago