Adventure Time - Tart Toter

[FlamesFallen]

roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is overused, your mom is to.

[Funnychicka34]

i cant stop replaying >3<

[Funnychicka34]

wow.... thats deep....

[BriceisHelms]

He's so blazed

[JDA0429]

I wanna be like this guy when I get old :D

[RealKoolKid1]

I smoked with the tart toter when he's baked he says speeches n monologues n shit.

[Paelaer]

I wanna be like this guy whenever I get dementia.

[HellomynameisN]

He is god.

[GunterTheGreat69]

couldn't of said it better myself

[gunnermanj]

I'll still be here tomorrow... To high five you... Yesterday, my friend. Peace.

[krispwnsu]

This scene should be nominated for an Oscar.

[smorinator]

Wiser words have never been said {: )

[101shellybelly101]

Everytime I hear this poem, it makes me shiver.

[ThePhilipWhitmarsh]

The sweets floating from deep space are the decadence and withheld permissions. When it twists all our arms collectively, we all hug at the sight. If sweetness can win, and it can... It means that when this cosmic phenomena happens again he'll be back with all the other cakes and donuts.

[Necrounicorn]

new ringtone, lol

[RelaxAndFallAsleep]

i sit in dark corners and make dolphin noises

[RelaxAndFallAsleep]

this is emotionally stimulating

[Coolguyus123]

watched the repeat of this episode last night at midnight,I had the weirdest dream EVER!!

[Thefateofskate]

Happy BDay bro

[brosephdrums]

watched episode baked as FUCK.

[MeSezSo]

a BIIIG message to all of us that pendleton secretly wants us to figure out which is common sense what is happening in this world.

[RighteousHambo12]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE ROYAL TARTS HAVE ARRIVED!

HELLO? EAT MY TARTS?

[firecall2785]

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win—and it can—then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace." —Royal Tart Toter.

[taydawn37643]

what the fuck does it mean

[ornjoos]

He's like a homeless man who knows all the secrets to the universe.

[dgabbless]

yeesh

[doctorwho43]

cracks me up all tha time

[stirrup27]

@zingzang444

Same! He looks so sad and.. and so flippin cuddly!

[Leonthelion1234]

as soon as i watched 1 second of this, knew he was retarded.

[xingxang444]

i wanna give him a hug :(

[kfcKICKSass]

Damn...this show is deep

[12nykid]

Peace

[ONESHOtWINX]

this show is deep.

[MADMARLOWNCHLOE]

was.... was that lsp in his mind???

[MissEsme90]

..."

[angel951ism]

@Mrmarc13d calm down its just a kids show ._.

[Ushanka15]

What...The...Fuck?

[deathonthego890]

I listen closesly to understand, but I was caught by the Hi5 part.

[acalibaby808]

i want a poster of this

[SSJ4Bryan22]

Woah, I'm officially a burnout now.

[DaCeLeRyMaN]

@SSJ4Bryan22 lawlz

[SebastianMRM]

I... I have nothing to say...

peace ^^

[PERPLHAISE]

"shesh"..

[jomapohe]

that blow my mind



[MultiTweety50]

I will be here tomorrow to high five you, yesterday, my friend. Peace.

[oldme616]

This probably means jack shit and everyone is reading way too much into it

[trollope4lyf2k8]

something about this speech just sits right with me

[MrMarc13d]

I just thought about this philosophically and how I interpreted.

I have lots a freedoms and I can do almost anything I want even if its uncouth and does offend people. Its the stuff we are told not to do that are the most fun and why it twists are arms. But in the end no matter how much we look ridiculous our friends and family will still be there for you and they will still be proud of what you did (high five you yesterday, my friend)

peace.

[DinoBlumer]

...What? O_O"

[heeloliver1]

Wut.

[IDarkPhoton]

"This cosmic dance (intricate interplay of everything in the universe) of bursting decadence and withhold permissions (inevitability of moral decay in beauty and prosperity) twists all our arms collectively (we are bound together by the human condition), but if sweetness can win - and it can -(Destiny) then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend (Death is not an end, only a key to immortality). Peace."

[DoubleAssClown]

@IDarkPhoton fuck off.

[whoabuddyful]

@IDarkPhoton oh wow very creative -_-

[globox123456789]

@IDarkPhoton

So deep, man....

[dachshund103]

@IDarkPhoton Or he's phsyco!

[AaronChan458]

@IDarkPhoton You're so original.

[SuPeRGlItcHesZ]

This Tart Toter Means , That , The world is messed up in the Head , But the Kindness Can overcome it . , as i quote "If Sweetness can win and it can". He is.pointing out that we should make a change .

[queenfreak333]

This makes so much sense....that it is nonsense.

[hydracordreas]

''then I'll still be here tommorow to high five you yesterday my friend'' Peace.

[TheHennyhen]

Go goin H.A.M.

[OneShroomTooMany]

HELLO? EAT MY TARTS?

[OneShroomTooMany]

That one little drip before he starts talking!

[1776rifleman]

This calls for Stan to say "this is pretty F@#$& up right here."

[101quicksand]

EAT MY TARTS U FORGOT THE QUOTE XD

[lavawater777]

Shakespeare anyone?



[Madhijz]

one of the things that makes this cartoon fun for all are these bizare moments

[Nightscar201]

*ug Lsp

[Nightscar201]

Anyone else see lps in the background

[iandanna]

So beautiful.

[Smoo53]

He doesn't say bound. He says but. "Twists all our arms collectively, but, if sweetness can win (and it can)" etc etc.

[wadleman]

what an awesome speech

[Electrisona]

I can't watch Adventure Time the same away again after knowing about the Mushroom War and the deeper storyline Pendleton Ward hides in it. Thankyou Adventure Time crew for making a truly, timeless cartoon for us all. I just love the subliminal messages they can put in a cartoon! True genius.

[Electrisona]

@Electrisona To add on to my previous statement, I took a look at some peoples' interpretations, and I think we can all find common ground in the meaning of it. I saw the thing about if the show has illegal stuff, regardless whether there are, we can only hope that the show isn't canceled if anything is found as an offense. I think that the team producing this cartoon is great, if they really have something to say, they're doing it in an amazing manner of discreteness.

[lokuh90210]

@Electrisona if it is cancelled on CN i hope AS picks it up, most people who watch this are 20-30 anyway and it doesnt have to be downright vulgar either but it could be much more free on adult swim, you know like futurama? that wasnt to offensive just ment for an older audiance. i hope im not rambling and you understand what im saying

[dumgurlz]

is he high???

[finflame13]

This makes me sleepy... His voice is like a soothing story teller..

[ISkateForSkaters]

Best. Line. Of. Cartoon. HISTORY!

[randomnchan15]

here what I get out of it :

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions" I a world where already have so much and wish for more. "twists all our arms collectively bound." we all strive for true happiness."If sweetness can win- and it can-" but if we can find that happiness in what we all ready have "then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friends, peace..."

then I was there then and I'll be there for you now to experience that joy.

[randomnchan15]

@randomnchan15 with you my friends...peace. 

[Charlahhhh]

the saddest thing is that he thinks he's by himself throughout all of this speech.

[Charlahhhh]

this show is so much more than a cartoon for children. this poem/speech almost made me cry hahaha.

[catastrofe75]

someone should test the writers of this show for everything illegal.....and then some....

[ViralTofu]

@catastrofe75

"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication."~Friedrich Nietzsche

[facesplatdotcom]

@catastrofe75 When did creativity become illegal?

Who cares what they are on, as long as they create it.

[HeroInWaiting]

Dude, the crazies are the closest to discovering the true meaning of the cosmic sweetness... Also, never quote Adventure Time jokingly at work, you get hit with a "Random" drug test! What, I love high-fives and that line rocks, how could I not use it?

[vamborooolz]

a ginger bread hobo lost inbetween space and there world that only senses movement

[josh52975]

Makes me wanna cry rofl

[prommmo]

It's even more better with the snow button :)

[Ytremz]

Its clearly a poem written beforehand, but certain words have been swopped out: take "sweetness"; this clearly must have been "goodness" in the real poem. Again, take "twists all our arms". You can perceive that in the poen it may have been "twists all our hearts". Think about it. There's sense in the nonsense.

[Verdugothewatcher]

"The "peace" at the end recalls Kurt Vonnegut. I love this quotation. It goes beyond just humorous babbling. In short, I think it's about the conflict between the human desire for full self-expression and indulgence and the forces that prevent us from achieving such paradise; the "the cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions."

[TAKAsasukeXx]

I think my brain just melted

[Ultramelxx]

Changing pants, brb

[MrKommienezuspadt]

Tart toter realizes the people of Ooo regard him as obsolete as he's too old and crazy which probably drove him to burst into the room and give this speech. He wanted to be seen as something else, perhaps as someone who's wise. But what came out was cryptic and nonsensical. Still it gave you the impression of something "deep", so you're thrown off, confused "is this nonsense or deep." Regardless, you can no longer pinpoint him down in his respective "crazy role", which is exactly what he wanted.

[Chickenpoopz]

This makes me poo every time...

[Deep704]

Best speech known to man!

[rang3r34]

Shit...I bought the bad weed again...

[xPinto182]

"The world holds us all down and eats at who we are as a whole. But always try to be a good person, because the good ones can win, then those youve touched in the past will be there in the future." I took a stab at it, this is either really deep or completely off the wall lol.

[dorkaliciousgeeks]

i think its words of wisdom

[S2Cents]

sounds like the voice of "Spokenverse" YouTube channel -Tom O'Bedlam reads poems

[yotsubafanfan]

Dude I'm gonna make this my senior quote!

[Xdarkwolfx32]

@yotsubafanfan DUDE! I'm so doing the same thing XD I've been wanting to do that since I first heard that XD

[Stinkfly3]

Princess Bubblegum's right. This guy lost his mind.

[DiDCarlos]

I CRI EVERTIM

[QueenCloveroftheice]

I cry every time I hear this.

[BigJack916]

@QueenCloveroftheice its done really well, the music in the backround adds to the mood, like i get its a kids show but if your really listening to it, it kinda hits u in the heart lol

[HyrdaRancher]

This reminds me why language is beautiful



[AkuzaGhost]

Amazing writing, well done.

[BLARGHALT]

Word of advice: never watch this while high, unless you're prepared to lose a few fingers and an eyeball.

[santanaincubus]

I LMAOED when I saw this.

[legit1024]

He is like the crazy hobo at the park that knows the secrets to the universe

[okodorifuto]

@legit1024 Actually most hobos know the secrets of the universe, that's why they are hobos, living free and out of the system with no one twisting their arms and living life in it's true form, being themself living here and right now.

[legit1024]

I just saw this like 5 mind ago on TV and was like wtf am I high right now

[malcolmmcc19]

i may be far from 18, but i vow this will be my senior quote in high school.

[shyneonabliss]

I just saw this on tv 6 minutes ago.I dont know wether to be deeply moved or slightly distrubed.But I guess both is fair enough. -gulps- o_o;

[MrEggydrum]

Holy fuck this is funny

[RetroSpecsify]

From yo put that bag back on to this tear jerking piece of art.

Shit just got real!

[gustavidunsloth]

Why the hell is this on Cartoon Network?

It is touching even though I don't know what it fully means.

[DiDCarlos]

*cry*

[marijuana152]

This cosmic dance bursting decadence with held permissions, twists all our arms collectively but, if sweetness can win... and it can, then i will still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday my friend, peace.

[marijuana152]

I love this

[superdustin2000]

OMG, there just flew my brains all over the wall!!!

[MegaKooala]

i didn't understand a word he just said

[Soniwizard]

fuck i'm high

[KiwiLovin7]

Anytime I fell bad, I just come here. I don't know if it's the sound of his voice, or what he is saying, but I feel calm. And at peace...

[funkygy1]

Guys, the real meaning is... "This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions" This failing world of wrong doings "twists all our arms collectively bound." burdens us all together "If sweetness can win- and it can-" if you can find happiness in this failing world "then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friends, peace..." then I will be at the end of your journey to congratulate you on your achievement, my friends, peace...

[HillDueceua]

@funkygy1 I think you got it, mathematical!

[randomnchan15]

@funkygy1 that's soo deep :)

[KelloggzProductions]

The answer to peace is found in this peace

[shezza343]

Brings tears to my eyes everytime :')

[YouActLikeItsYours]

........HAHAHAHA....o_O

[pow24100]

did any one notice LSP grab that donut at 0;25

[VGologists]

@pow24100 how is it that I never noticed that until you mentioned it? 0.o

[iamchris4lifefan11]

well that was....stupid

[crazyrj14]

If i can Understand this in my perspective he is saying.

That life has alot of things that we cannot control and as individuals we have our differences, but through sweetness we can all set our differences aside and become friends and this crazy gingerbread man will see us tomorrow when we do.

This is actually pretty powerful.

[ShadowSoldior]

@crazyrj14 "I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend."

Basically it sounds to me more like he's saying once we all realize that our differences should not keep us seperated and learn that we can all work together to coexist, he'll be waiting and watching for the day, and that is when he will join us.

Or he's just totally nuts. That works too.

[crazyrj14]

@ShadowSoldior

Yeah our perspectives are similar, i just think the guy needs to take a break lol

[DarkLord1997]

omg... 

[YeahItsDrama]

This Was Actually Some Deep Shit. Like No Joke

[lmmaFUTURAMA]

the very reason why i started taking acid.

[HerseyBoy101]

Reality causes us to hold ourselves back from our true passions.

But the sweetness, the nectar of what's inside of us, the pureness has a chance of winning and can prevail over reality.

I will be here to congratulate you in the future for the decisions you make today.

[BABarracus6]

@J4CKxDaniels some one on the internet actually translates what the tart toter says but i dont remember wher on the internet

[MatthewCasey]

You left out the best part! Finn's reaction is what makes this funny.

[free123g]

lmao

[00EpIcFiShFiNgErS00]

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively == beautiful life gives us no choice but forces us these actions.

but, if sweetness can win--and it can--then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."== basically if sweetness can overcome said propblem, which it can (possibly meaning sweetness can overcome their differences and become friends) then he will still be there tomorrow waiting for them.... :D

[MrGemod]

engi's message to valve anyone?

[Rabbitsaretasty]

....peace

[shadow101pikachu]

o.o

[Kh501pr]

I like how LSP is just chillin in space with a doughnut XD

[Slodogk]

lol just noticed the squirrel in space

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

[solorz]

I swear this song was used in a gundam wing episode

[ApertureScienceTS49]

I'll still be here tommarow to high five you yesterday its a paradox dont think about it just leads to confusion and delay...

[DanOstick]

If only someone could get Stephen Fry to read these words i will be able to die a happy man.

[OOK2point0]

Bill from King of the Hill is such a philosopher

[orkkilla5589]

I dont get it... at all...

[DawsonsWorld]

Just watched this whilst on ecstasy and it blew my fuckin mind!

[bradsmiley]

3 people weren't here tomorrow to get their high-five yesterday

[Xxagentorange666xX]

I can't tell whether this is a mad man mumbling or a genius spreading his knowledge.

[Evi1doomnerd]

@Xxagentorange666xX Some say there's a thin line between genius and insanity, so I think he is both.

[rogan2134]

reminds me of a smart salad fingers

[GarlandFraser]

...EAT MY TARTS?!

[MrBeatstreaks]

SHEESH <:|



[lmantke]

This has to be THE MOST powerful speech I've ever heard

[chasingponies]

@lmantke You obviously haven't heard a lot of speeches. Look up Zach Wahls's speech and then you'll know that this shit is just retarded.

[cannibalkid2]

@chasingponies Not sure if trolling or Can't take a joke

[BigJack916]

@lmantke his ramblings makes more sense than a politicians XD

[Mikelovesoccscheats]

LUMPY SPACE PRINCES!!

[Graywarr]

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but, if sweetness can win--and it can--then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace."

This is the best thing in the entire show. Period.

[tkmaster17]

@Graywarr Sounds like the most awesome metal lyrics