Tim Minchin - 3 Minute Song (With Lyrics).

[RadioLiteral]

That may be the best song writing physically achievable by humans

[cocochloe2001]

Its Bbc not itv

[OnlyForEveryone]

@cocochloe2001 He's performed this song several times, and tailors the lyrics depending on where he is performing. This was on the "Royal Variety Performance 2011" which is on ITV. And if you listen again, you'll hear him sing ITV. But thanks though.

[cookiecultxxx]

that was pritty awesome xD xx

[monsterhunterguy2]

lol awsome song



[andrewcameron92]

@2.40 he actually says "I need a song that'll render me a favourite of royalty"

[cueball154]

2, 3, fore-skin lol awesome

[lightsoutlynz]

Fucking Ace!

[TheEnglishWonder]

this guy is a genius.

[KyleAB5000]

its spelled pianist btw, not penis-t

[OnlyForEveryone]

@KyleAB5000 No, he says penis-t. Because he's making a play on words between penis and pianist. That's why the next line is 'but length must have a limit'. On the length of time a pianist plays for and then length of a penis. Cheers though. :)

[KyleAB5000]

@OnlyForEveryone

yeah.....i know, i get the joke.........

[OnlyForEveryone]

@KyleAB5000 Well, it's just if you got the joke, you'd understand why I put penis-t, rather than pianist. That's all. Not that it matters much likes.

[KyleAB5000]

@OnlyForEveryone

well, i can understand why you spelled it like that (To help sell the joke) but i was just making sure u knew the actual spelling ;) but as you said, it doesnt matter ;)

[ps3cod99]

love him

[ColinSmith11]

not wanting to criticise but "favour that of royalty" is actually "a favourite of royalty" :)

[OnlyForEveryone]

@ColinSmith11 It's fine, dude. I made it in a hurry cos it was in demand and made mistakes as people have pointed out. But at least you know the right words. Kinda makes this particular video pointless. Ha! :)

[ColinSmith11]

@OnlyForEveryone No its alright :) i was just wanting to point it out in case you hadnt realised.

[OnlyForEveryone]

It's actually 3:00 long. But if you watch it at the end the time it jumps from 2:59 to 3:01 for some reason. I'd like to point it it's a YouTube flaw and I'm now just an idiot. Ha! :)

[msradioblast]

ironic how this is 3;01 

[KPCNW]

GENIUS

[t0talnerd]

Epic what a genius x

[chockyman64]

like how it's a 3 minute song that's 3:01 long, very good, british comedy at it's best

[TheTashWard]

i think its good :D i showed it to my brother and he liked it ;) im tryna play it on the keyboard - obviously im not as good as him but im almost done so now i can sing along aswel - cause yano - without the lyrics its a bit hard to work out what hes saying aha :) thanks :D

[MrTombroth]

Bang on three minutes



[TheeOriginalEpicFail]

How ironic, it's 3:01.

[Scottishlass1000]

@TheeOriginalEpicFail If ee watch the acctual performance It's bang on 3:00 :)

[TheeOriginalEpicFail]

@Scottishlass1000 I know :)

[Scottishlass1000]

@TheeOriginalEpicFail :D

[OnlyForEveryone]

Right folks. Thank you for letting me know about my mistakes. :) I have acknowledged these in the new captions in the video. Hopefully that should be them all. :)

[Xx1JaMiNaToR1xX]

Render nt randomly

[Xx1JaMiNaToR1xX]

It's you don't get laughs by lingering not lost

[jlipton96]

Im pretty sure it's; "I need a song that'll render me, a favourite of royalty", by the way great video :)

[LightRibbon]

I showed this to my mum and she walked out of the room /: I think it is funny :3

[MrDalekBuster]

no critisism, but i believe 'randomly' is render me

[OnlyForEveryone]

@MrDalekBuster It may very well be, dude. I did it in a rush and it was one of those ones where I couldn't quite make out exactly what he was saying. But aye. Cheers for pointing it out anyhoo.

[MrDalekBuster]

@OnlyForEveryone that whole line is 'render me a favourite of royalty' ahh i seem like a critic, i mean this in a nice way. not a mean way. XD

[ewancut0099]

i think this will be number 1 soon

[DavidEatock]

Amazing he's a genius :)

[Skylanders01]

Absolute favourite song ever

"don't mind me I will be done in 3" The most brilliant ending of a song I have ever heard

[FruitPencil]

best flipping song in the worrrrld!!!!!!!!!!!

[dannygoyisthebest]

its over not ouvere...

[OnlyForEveryone]

@dannygoyisthebest The second one is 'over', but I'm doing as he says and pronounces it. To be fair I did this in a quick rush. But, cheers for pointing it out