The Noose 9 Dec - Gurmit Singh Singapore Part 1

[shauntanweibin]

Lol, 4:55 EPR

[MrCoolMustache]

hahaha the noose is soo funny

[beautylanguagetrish]

lmao kumar sutra..HAHAHAHAHA

[yhtapmesm]

Oh bluddy hell. Singaporean's English is crappy enough.

[dragonster82]

@yhtapmesm However, you do not know how to spell "bloody",making you a crappy fucker,too.

[s705945d]

lmao, Why they showing 9o'clock but is during day time? xD

[MsCelina87]

@chrishenniker

nice to see ur appreciation for the ladies of sg :)

[ChrisHenniker]

SIA has stewardesses who look like Bettie Page, Maggie Cheung, Goga Ashkenazi or Dita Von Teese. They should have stepped out of the Golden Age of Hollywood , or a Flaming Stars album cover, or should be in high society. It shows that LKY, et al, have impeccable taste in women.

Singapore gets pretty girls for "Deal Or No Deal", yet look what we get on Channel 4: Noel "tidy beard" Edmonds. Half man, half knitting pattern. Look who got the better deal.

[rykalbapakkau]

I like the old NOOSE better...............the new one now,their jokes all suck......oh yeah and there's no Gurmit.......: (

[GoodChannelNews]

Jesus is Lord and King of King in South Korea and North Korea!

Communists and tyrants will be defeated!

God bless and give strength to all who suffer from famine is North Korea!

[circleline28]

lol. a damm ticket... what the f***

[jimbang]

the series simply brilliant!i hope they will not end the show

[jimbang]

my favourite comedy show

[ismadi17]

Funny but with a frank & truthful message to the Govt.

[zacharyfanny]

Kumar Sutra! Best la!

[SoulSilverFrontier]

SIA = Sex In the Air HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL!

[anboy1234]

michele's boobs jiggles when she runs. hot....

[cutiepie123XD]

do they have he government permission to do this? it seems that they r insulting the government. singapore government increased erp b'cause they wan to reduce gobal warming

[natcaasi]

Reuters? lol

[Greverish]

cool!!!

[Greverish]

cool!!!

[gaglikethis]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 4.00. THE INDIAN ACCENT.

[zacharyfanny]

Kurma Sutra Rocks!



[ineverfakejumps]

Lol at Kumar Sutra.

[MichealxJordan]

jacques ooi is so irritating

[dazzwater]

the noose is no longer funny ever since gurmit singh came in. did they also change the scriptwriters or something. what happened to bb see?

[knivezcmi]

@dazzwater dude. Gurmit singh was in the old Noose. the New Noose does not have him. ^^

[thevisamaster]

The singh guy and the malay chap is not very funny, they try too hard... other than that, cheers mate!

[veewithlove]

4:57 did he say EPR! hahaha.

[Foxyguy2008]

I like Kumar Sutra, lol.

[doenen]

HAHAHAHA I can't believe it took me till now to realize the Reuters pun.

[ArcticFroggies]

the audio doesn't match the video XD

[RAG00NA]

isnt this in 2010?

[Nature1992]

"And look at my marks.. They are very PAINPUL..." xDD

[Aydee2020]

"Saman" in Malay means fine.

[68529110]

LOL the uncle said EPR

[Nature1992]

4:14 - 4:29 "And then my life turned upside down, the left-side became the right-side and the right-side became the left-side and the front-side became the back-side." XD XD XD XD XD

[lIlLLinIlI]

@keitaru IT'S BACK! =D

[ThePigletzz]

The right side become the left side, the left side become the right side then the front side become the backside <333 Love this darn line =) , Thumbs up if you like it.

[hollywoodbabe16]

omg it's letitia!! whoohoo!

[drummerxkun]

@keitaru i heard its back on though.... maybe got the wrong info

[60sto80s2]

Please put your partner in the upright position ha!

[alexleecheeseng]

@keitaru It is back now!

[FranklinCrew]

"don't feel the different, but i feel the pain." LOL

[MrMyeyescream]

The man at 4.59 said E.P.R  *-*

[peacettpeace]

The Noose is on again...yay!!!

[liveinthedream14]

SIA- sex in the air lol!

[SenseiOfSlow]

this show is soo good. finally a singapore tv programme worth being on prime time tv. and yes michelle chong is super at all the impersonations (letitia is the best!).makes my crappy day better . she should have won something by now, right...?

[firdaus125]

haha this is one of the few shows i enjoy in singapore

[pdgb101548]

Yabba Dabba-Doo.....Flinstone. Every clown wants a car, condo, etc credit..yes, credit to go IR and also hide-n-seek with Ah Long when credit limit busted..OD(overdraft) included but still wanna hand on to their precious car(s).

[SBS9888Y]

cho puay kee. lol....

[chesterlim15]

HAHA!!! seriously dam dam dam funny =D the 9 o clock part !!

[chesterlim15]

cus normally they will show their sponsers.. if u live in SG  you will understand

[dheNERD]

ONE DAMN TiCKET !

[plarter]

this is a funny show, is it still on?

[thesolarwings]

@plarter

there's a new season now, on tuesday primtime

[reyXX41A]

michele chong's accent is so damn good! she is one of the best comdians around...

[babynur96]

Upright position ! LOL .

[xxnoobnoobxx]

think about it , if more n more people take cars more gobal warming will happen .

[keitaru]

Let's go Flintstone then.

[fashionempress]

Michelle Chong is the best!!!

[15fabregas4]

it sucks.

i dont drive.

but it sucks.

lol...the guy is feeling the pain for who?

i think its for ALL OF US

[melken55]

WHAT EPR? IT'S ERP!

[fancypooper]

they cant use ERP, or the Government'll be after them

[humpingbird]

His English is horrible, must be a Chinese Helicopter

[qaz63108437]

is ERP when they interview the guy he said EPR

[KrustiKrabb]

no i think he said EPL, as in, English Premier League.

[machoticbalze25]

it is electronic road pricing...

[jeromesim]

you retarded? HE SAID EPR NOT EPL . __|__

[humpingbird]

He probably lost money to bookie, complaining about the wrong things

[L0v3izn3veRwR0nGmiZu]

hahahha.. andre lizard..

[yex1995]

haha SIA = sex in the air....

[yex1995]

EPR? feel the pain?? lmao

[lamhyj]

"And I'm Adrianna Wow, rhymes with cow." Ha, I heard this on another episode.

[tuskaniry]

it's not that singaporeans complain and get used to it. it's just that we complain and no one cares, so we are FORCED to get used to it.

[Fiz880]

Cannot see ah ? 9 o'clock 9 o'clock lol.

[SianzsatioN]

EPR.. ROFL!

[ScHs2403]

LMAO KUMAR SUTRAAAAAA!!!!!

[purpleyambun]

the bus driver is so funny ROFL

[iByz92]

LOL

" SIA? Its definitely not Sex In the Air"

[shelovedmenot]

no.. best line is

*ding* ladies n gents we'll be landing shortly. can passengers in the suite room please get your partner in the upright position. *wink* wink wink *wink

lmao i never missed an episode of the noose

[EXFLASHFIRE]

is it real news or comedy ? O_O

[edwinkoh0]

comedy -.-

[63628094]

sort of both...its kinda the truth

[bubble99]

michelle chong is so funny .... hahahaaaaa

[m16gunner]

my left side becom right side, my right side becom left side, my front side becom backside.... for one ticket, only one damn ticket!!!

haha... best best line...hahaha!!!

[Gahomer]

Lolz Letitia Bongnino

thx for uploading the noose!!~!

[murtabakx]

was there ever a person called "andre chak" or something?

like on 93.8fm or some news channel?

[IwAnTALoLLy]

His name is Andre chikchak,anyway this is hilarious!

[karipap]

there is a person called Andre Archak (sp?) as the anchor host for 'World of Sports' back in the 90s when the M'sia Cup was still the in-thing. I think this show is trying to spoof him ;D

Anyway.. Cicak means lizard in malay. ;D

[murtabakx]

doesn't sound like her

[Reez070]

E-P-R?? at 4.57..

HAHAHAHA...FUNNY!!

[szhrong]

Michelle really sounds like how some Filipinos speak English as Letitia. Kala ko Pilipina.

[galvatorix666]

WTF!! chastity belts!? hahahaha!!!!

[simon726]

Alright! The Singapore equivalent of the "This hour has 22 minutes" introduction! If you people want to know what the intro is:

"This Hour Has 22 Minutes is a satirical examination of daily events. Some viewers may not share this sense of humour."

[jointedlegs]

LMAO "stupid erp" and lmao@michelle chong's accent! Excellent work.

[orgminyak]

post more... so funny xD

[godluvsdrifting]

They did a lipsync

[godluvsdrifting]

They did a lipsync

[milky242]

i like the starting part, but it's 10.00...

[plutonium5678]

this is like the 'Chasers War On Everything'

except they dont have actors, and its way funnier

[Redshift489]

I'd say it's more like Newstopia

[nickdisney3233]

the noose is so funny. i love windy miao! his so gay tat he rocks!

[teddyshah]

is tat really michelles's voice in tagalog? haha

[themusicmixer3]

singapore rulz! I hope they make the noose vcds and dvds!

[crayfishbeatslobster]

Haha, Michelle Chong is hilarious.

[kiajun]

haha 1 dam ticket!!!

[m33p]

thanks man! really appreciate it!

[weirdhair]

wow.. hey please upload more.. the noose is the funniest show ever... Thanks....

[efadli]

no its not.

[m33p]

omg, please upload more! i'm currently in america and won't be able to get my weekly dose of the noose... i miss singapore!! aiya!!

[shadowofthedayz]

my fav reporter is Jaqques ooi he pronounces it as jackass LOL

[supercowdunk]

can someone please....please...please...pl­ease..upload the episode with simple plan in it..

PLEASE...

i friken missed it..

and i was really really looking forward to it..

[saravananperiasamy]

thnx 4 the upload

[Totorule]

OI Ah Beng! Wat Time is it now?

[ahkhim]

are u sure that's michelle chong? i dun think so.

[keitaru]

aiyo of course man, check the website if you want to confirm.

[jessevoidable]

Hahaha! The Filipino maid thing really cracked me up. Michelle's real good. :D

[ahkhim]

oh ok she really is michelle. but god, she look so different!

[jessevoidable]

LoL! It takes an experienced actress to pull out something like that. That 'Jackass' Ooi's character; he's actually making fun of a local news anchor from CNA. Those folks whom I've talked to agreed that he's lampooning David Nye who actually speaks like that when he reads the news. Michelle's supposed to be Chloe Cho - the big red hair; fake American accent and all. :-P

[fashionempress]

@ahkhim It's her! Can't you see?!

[selenagomezfanz2]

@ahkhim it is michelle chong

[Husky3000]

damn! i keep on missing the show. hope u can upload evry single episode of it..

[jessevoidable]

Mediacorp monitors YouTube. They would pull down any materials found here that belong to them. :)

[ANTILIVERPOOL]

still, i hope they will upload the simple plan episode. :)) I LOVE SIMPLE PLAN.

[disneylover8D]

lol EPR!!!hahahax!!! lol "In the first place i dun drive but it still sux lol!!!!hahax!!!thanks 4 putting up this super funny, must-watch video 'THE NOOSE'

[metalheadproduction]

i dont know why i keep on missing the episodes

[madmusicfreakz]

lol

[seahyimin]

rofl stand from changi to tampines

[metalheadproduction]

4.55 the guy say the epr not erp HAHAH

[seahyimin]

thanks for uploading