Another Stupid Book Review

[EbekGrace]

Lol "no parent is that happy"

[xXmelodicaXx]

"why don't you walk yourself into traffic, stupid kid!"

LOL I love you Justine!

[Centaurmanexe]

"Fail author.." LMAO!!!

[DarkPepson]

"I love you when we roll"

I fucking died. (x

[damienloore]

Ong funniest yet.... Hop and skip to the unemployment line haha

[JasonlVlraz]

Haahaha I love you when we roll

[BenLVanDinther]

YOU ARE SO FUNNY! You make me laugh every time I watch your videos. Thanks. Make more!!

[MyNameIsMaddynStuff]

"Why don't you walk yourself into traffic? Stupid kid."

[MakeLotsOFun]

Your absolutely hilarious. I love it.

[SUTTONFOSTERNYC]

I was in Willie wonka and the chocolate factory:)

[neptuniumforest]

I hate these HAPPY commercials that interrupt watching jpmetzz videos

[Maybebluechels]

@neptuniumforest I don't, Because it makes us minions a little more useful or justine it makes her money :D

[OrangeCrackle]

your book reviews are the best like wtf is up with the books

[swagwitme13]

Just the way you are :O

[KrfNYC2]

People are always trying mad hard to get their comments in her videos. It's so obvious to me.

[londongirlhannah]

"Let's just skip the page where it says 'I love you when you feel better.'" LOL

[agaminish]

i think i just peed

[wolfsrain0000]

pleaseeee do more book reviews!!! ur fantastic at it!!!!!!!

[etv112]

I LOVE YOU <3 !

[VidaVida98]

I wish jpmetz was my parent lol

[Bendo13]

Haha I was wondering what YouTube thought of showing people's books and reading them on YouTube when it comes to their terms... I guess there are no copyright problems at all?

Their whole no graphics, pictures, art, or lyrics that you don't have permission to use thing made me wonder...

[Iwuzhere321]

You should review "My beautiful Mommy"

[thaliatwentyfour]

LOL "I love you when we roll"

[bigvirgotube]

All this, and we know Justine would be a heck of a Mom. But her kids wouldn't get away with crap!!

[MsJeffersonAirplane]

lol!!

[soccergal477]

i love you when we roll.....bahahahha!



[Socksess]

You should review "I Love you Forever" by Robert Munsch! Please do it! :) You need to show people what a load it really is. <3

[XwhatshernameXx]

I just discovered your videos and now i feel ive begun to live :)

[luckiecharmed8]

I was laughing my head off on this ! Omg your friken hilarious!!!! Do a review on the book Poky Little Puppy! Please! Thank you! ,Luckiecharmed8!

[Mathias202]

Lol

[kelseythomasson]

How can you get pissed off watching Charlie and the chocolate factory?

[mirebustamante]

i love your elbows:)

[TheGuardianAngel666]

If i were to be your child, i would be the one marching around telling people to kiss my ass, then hit them in the face with a bottle of bleach, then force them to drink it. thats how much i love your videos

[dardarbinx07]

"I love it when you walk....why dont you walk yourself into traffic stupid kids"

Oh my god, I laughed so hard.

[MRRrawr77]

I love u when u walk.... Yeah, walk into traffic, stupid kid.... Omg lolz lmfao:):):)

[lexiluvsu143]

OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE JPMETZ VIDEO EVER! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amarox3000]

ROFL!

I know that's not a very interesting or thoughtful comment but I'd like to make you some money :D

[xToxicxBeauty]

"I love when you walk ... why dont you walk yourself into traffic stupid kids"

i seriouusly exploded xD

[ACruzCDawgVlog]

Bahahaha I like her. I would totes be her friend if I knew her

[Cubtalia]

You're a model mother.

[WamBamShan]

Will you be my mother?

[beautifulbrunette233]

I didn't know god had a youtube.

[souldust101]

@beautifulbrunette233 i didn't know youtube had a god! lol

[sixthsonofsevensins]

@gilsoncfa OK but get off my dick first bitch

[sixthsonofsevensins]

Come on this chick is not funny. Are people this dumb, that they think this is funny? I get she's not serious but she's not funny either.

[rachfaceeee]

@sixthsonofsevensins .....okay, bye? =]

[Oasen96]

Charlie, after your mom sees this vid, HIDE!

[kaysydable]

Cause you're amazing, JUST THE WAY YOU ARE. (:

[islaykiwis]

LOL.

[JacobCGarside]

I used to like Charlie and the chocolate factory :(

[fhsmarlboro2008]

walk yourself into traffic....bahhahahah

[theverynexttime]

lol he's just ass-hatting down the street!

[KrinkleZzZ1]

thumbs up if kingsley brought you here

[SummerStormsz]

looooooooool

[jenbrittt]

Is this book promoting the use of illicit drugs?!

[blackclouds909]

The fail author, that is beautiful.

[haleykimb]

Asshatting down the street.

I love you so much.

[ghmqxbdk]

Honestly YOU MADE MY LIFE -3

[DeathLord790]

LoL u look like a nerd!

[danthecat21]

she buys these books for her children, who are locked away.

[joecool22fly]

this is one of the best book reviews i've EVER seen in my life. you are hilarious.

[realsaraSKELLINGTON]

I watched Charlie and the Chocalate Factory at the same time.

[AnnieLennox1954]

I basically almost peed.

[IVickyGirl1902]

You made me cry of laughter. I had to stop the video, I thought I was going to choke to death laughing.

[prettygirlswagger126]

stop trying to copy its kingsly bitch

[KonanTheLadyAngel]

I almost pissed my self from all the laughter!!!! XD so I showed my dad and he almost crapped himself XD

[BecauseAlexWasBored]

"asshatting down the street" LMAO!

[Alltimehighify]

Wait, did u serously say that you got pissed off,watching charley and the chocolate factory? Wow.

[drmsuarez1]

I love you when you are grumpy.

[hockeyluver52]

Can you do a book review of "Beware of the tickle monster?"

[DreadyReadyGirl]

dogs have cleaner mouths then humans do....soooo but yea that books fucked up

[killer12480]

lol walk yourself into traffic!!!! nearly peed my pants at 1:47

[ilovekyokyoxD]

lmao

[Nightlanthiscrusader]

Frickin' hilarious! I should not have watched this while drinking soda xD

[ZaoRazor]

HAHAHAHA you 're good :D I just discovered your channel.... You are f*cking awesome!!!!

[gothictany73]

I do love my kid when he's away! But otherwise it's called toleration! lol

[animegirl929]

jpmetz should write childrens books.

[xcrazyjaex]

Thumbs up if you think jpmetz is really pretty when she flat irons her hair!

[Typlogo]

I was dying with laughter when you said "this one's probably accurate, 'I love you when I am away' that's the only time I would love my kid, when I'm away from it!" =D

[GustaveKwak]

what maturity means is to accept the fact you're an annoying fuck no one cares, in a peaceful, calm way as an adult should be.

gee, life IS wonderful.

[MysticStoryteller]

Dear Jpmetz. I love you. Let us wed.

[MysticStoryteller]

@MysticStoryteller I just realized that I don't deserve your hand in marriage. I'd ask for a less significant part of your body. But let's be honest: there isn't one.

[stkcarm5]

Geese noises!? Has the world come to an end?

[NaliTikva]

Well if you aren't a murder or something like that, you can find someone who loves you just the way you are pretty easy.

But love doesn't mean you have to like anything someone else does, it means you stay loving someone even if he/she does something you don't like.

[itsmari4u]

you just described my motherhood experience

[skisundayriver]

you are a truley evil person. you dump on children's books and make fun of people. stop doing this

[KTBEverlasting]

@skisundayriver How about you stop watching?

[keactress16]

@skisundayriver  You are a truely evil person for insulting her highness JPMetz!!!!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!! STOP BEING AN ASSHAT!

[keactress16]

@skisundayriver You are a truely evil person for insulting her highness JPMetz!!!!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!! STOP BEING AN ASSHAT!

[hayjude99]

This is the 404 the show where jpmetz reviews a childrens book...

[Zooey205]

I'd love you unconditionally over my own child any day.

[jillianheartssmosh]

Todd Parr is subscribed to you lol(:

[alexisibarra1619]

you have just gained yourself a new subscriber. :)

[RENThead12]

I am crying! I can't stop laughing!

[mookamyad]

(2:46) "I Love when you walk. Yeah, why don't you walk yourself into traffic, you stupid kid."

 Pwahaha! Just, just vote up, because this is SO hilarious!

[fatoutalksshit]

stop asshating down the street, charlie.

[madigore1995]

I'm going to buy this book, take out the pages that she thought were absurd and take a sharpie to all the pages when its appropriate to (i.e-"i love when you find new friends" (and you leave me alone) "i love you when we roll" (is this book promoting the use of elicit drugs?), )

[danidani18]

review my book horsie! Grandview High: Freshman Rejects Unite!

[MIKKIROX9]

asshating down the street...? i'm gonna try that.

[Tinker141414]

Write GIFT in front of youtube!!!

[fashionbug312]

"I love you when you walk... Ya why don't you walk yourself into traffic you stupid kid" XD lmao ohh I love you Justine XDDDD

[HarryPotterObsess]

I love you when you hide my keys? HA! I'd be like,

"Uhm NO. NOO! NO NO!!! HELLS NO!!!! This! See this? NO BAD!!! You freggin idiot"

[LoveThyNerd22]

This is the last of your video's that I haven't see. My life after this will no longer have meaning.

[shawol4ever1992]

what the hell! stupid idiot woman. stop being so fcking insulting!

[Roanze]

Your book reviews are utterly amazing.

[booksarefriends101]

i am sorry but you're mean....and it is a childrens book...sorry but ugh you bug me...

♥Sterling Knight♥

[GreenCactaur]

You..... do know its a children book....

[seabreaze12]

everytime i watch jpmetz i laugh so hard my head explodes oh and jpmets i love you when you hide my keys

[69696HM]

oh yeah i love when you walk, why don't you walk yourself into traffic you stupid kid.

GOD I LOVE YOU

[WhoaKaela]

i love you just the way you are

[birkuscircus]

it amazes me how funny you are. you should have your own show on comedy central or something. :D

[CursedMaiden]

LOL, nice review :P

[DHLuzuriaga]

bitter bitter woman...

[monstah08]

DId jpmtez become the new chuck norris?

[angelofhopes]

@monstah08 shes better then chuck norris

[krescheditx97]

I POOPED MY PANTS...

MULTIPLE TIMES

[iamelvisman68]

why dont you walk yourself into traffic.. lol 

[Selesify]

i love you when you roll too 

[KatieTwidell]

Inspiring!

[weerdlycrazay]

lol @ 2:42. XD.

[bunbunjohn]

"I love you when your stinky"

LOL!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

"I love you when we roll." Like rollin' as in gangster driving or doing elicit drugs. I'm confused.

[pats2fat]

someone needs to get laid, or loved

[PelaoAventura]

no te dieran 20 cañonazos y el último de mierda

[evannoo]

some call it water and leaves, others call it pelligrino and salad. i like the first better because jpmetz suggested it.

[Kariio18xX]

Jpmetz. :D

[RICTORZ]

insalting an american classic luv it

[ThatKiddJess]

Haha Why Is It The Past Two Books She Reviewd Were Written By A Todd?? lol

[unquiefashion]

what a waste of 5$!!!!! this book IS encouring to roll on drugs, justine plz be my other mom!

[tiffernyandkris10]

"why don't you walk yourself into traffic" LMAO! oh my gosh! SOO funny

[idkmyuser1]

"then why dont you walk youself into traffic" FTW :D

[OliviaAlexandriaAhh]

Should we be concerned that you own so many childrens books

[highonmac]

@OliviaAlexandriaAhh HAHA i never thought of that but now i AM a little concerned.. Still love you though, JPMETZ!

[allykhath]

@OliviaAlexandriaAhh lmao i'm pretty sure she just buys them to review it...for well-intended purposes! :) funny videos such as this..:D

[rubberduckyluver1]

@OliviaAlexandriaAhh Exactly WHAT is wrong with you?!?! Do you call yourself a faithful minion?! Anyone who doesn't worship jpmetz, let alone DOUBTS and is CONCERNED about her deserves their eyes scratched out and served to jpmetz.

[rubberduckyluver1]

@OliviaAlexandriaAhh LOL why did you remove your comment?

Oh, and in fact, Jpmetz thinks that eyeballs are very delicious. I gave her mine. I am not worthy.

[ymanganelli]

candela mija.... la cosa contigo esta de odinga : )

[1AussieInJapan]

I love it when you review books! Lmao! :D

[iSamPuckett]

@jpmetz you started a flame war! More money for you! :D

[xxMCRvenomxx]

asshating down the street

[hahahaloveful]

What the hell is wrong with you? Then what the hell did you read and watch when you were little? Degrassi? It's called creativity. And true moms love their children no matter what they do. And stop hating on a bunch of books. Some of the books, I read through childhood and I love them very much, along with the millions of children that enjoyed it, too. You are heartless, have no creativity and will never have kids. Or the kids won't want you.

[gonemushrooming]

@hahahaloveful

Calm down, her channel is comedy. Never take comedy too seriously.

[xxMCRvenomxx]

@hahahaloveful

obviously you don't get her humor. you are a dumb ass if you think she's being serious. go fuck yourself.

[hahahaloveful]

@xxMCRvenomxx You obviously don't know humour. How the hell is that funny even if I didn't take it seriously?

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful Obviously, you've never had kids.

When your mother told you she "loved" you, she lied. D=

[hahahaloveful]

@Lawlzbot Well yeah, because if I did, I would be a slut, you dumbass.

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful LOL, since when does having a kid make you a slut, shit-wits?

[hahahaloveful]

@Lawlzbot Since I'm under-aged to having a fucking kid, Einstein.

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful Considering that I can't predict your age through the internet, you shouldn't assume I know, dipshit.

Also, being "under-aged" and having a kid doesn't make one a slut. (what is under-aged? is it anything bellow 18? 20? 25?)

Some "under-aged" people might have a rape baby; does that make them a slut?

Some "under-aged" people might have only had sex one time, and made the mistake of not wearing a condom.

Sex is natural, and isn't bad. Get out of the bible days.

[hahahaloveful]

@Lawlzbot Lol. First. I am not Christian so I don't really give a shit about bibles and don't know what's in them.. Second. So your saying, if I am 14 and have a child, that is perfectly normal? Mmm yeah. Have you watched Maury before? I know sex is natural and it isn't bad, but when you do it is kinda the problem. And why and what your doing it for.

[Lawlzbot]

When I said, "Get out of the bible days," I wasn't implying that you were religious - I was implying that you should stop living in the old ages – as in, stop thinking like people used to and start thinking more “progressive”.

What is sad is that in our society, it is completely looked down upon if a woman have sex. A girl is be automatically labelled a “slut” for having slept with just one guy at 14 or 15 – but if it was a guy, he would be King.

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful A slut isn’t a person who has sex, or who has sex young – a “slut”, in better definition, would be someone who sleeps with many people, random people, and who is constantly seeking it.

The way that you said, “I don’t have a baby because I’m not a slut”, in my opinion, was not the best response you could’ve come up with. Being a slut has nothing to do with pregnancy, and I found that comment showed lack of character.

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful If a person is in high school and walking around with a baby belly, she would feel insecure and judged enough as it is, don’t you think? That girl might’ve only had sex the once, for all you know.

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful It might’ve been from poor judgement, rape, pressure, being fooled (guy might tell her she’s everything and say what she wants to hear to get in her pants, and dump her after), intoxication (drunk out of her mind and out of impaired judgement, has sex with somebody), a moment of passion, anything! Just because they had sex and are expecting, it doesn’t make them a “slut”.

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful Yes, I’ve watched Maury before, and I stopped watching it long ago because it is boring, repetitive and unintelligent. I don’t believe Maury should have any place in an intelligent argument. (=

Now, I’m not saying that kids should be having babies at 14, however many do have sex at that age – all for different reasons. The body develops sexually and, naturally, want to begin “experimenting” and “exploring” as a whole new world is revealed to them.

[hahahaloveful]

@Lawlzbot Okokokokokokokokokokokokokokok­okkkk. That's not the point. Ok I shoul have chaged my words in that reply, but from the beginning, you said obviously I never had kids, what I meant? "WELL YEAH. I'm still in middle school and you comparing being pregnant at a young age by being raped, forced, fooled etc. Do you really think it's that common? Do you think that happens to people in everyday life? No.

[hahahaloveful]

To realize that I called being pregnant at a ridiculously young age, a slut, wouldn't you obviously realize I have never had sex? At this age, I will never have sex and hopefully will never get forced or pressured to in any way. Where I live is a place where things like that are very rare to happen. So calm down. I know what a slut is. And how the fuck do you know if my mom loves me or not? She lied? Ha! So you know my life now, huh? Great. So fucking great.

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful You'd be surprised how many girls get taken advantage of and tricked into having sex in their teens. They learn the hard way, and it's sad.

I will admit that I was in the wrong when I assumed you were older than you are, but you can take it as a complement. ;D

Despite this argument, I'd say you're an intelligent kid - so keep it up.

[hahahaloveful]

And we learn sex at this age, not do it, or 'explooreee' . Ok? And I am progressive. More than you'll ever be. Teaching me what slut means when I know, Telling me all the things that might've happened to get pregant when I told you I watched Maury, telling me you watched maury when I don't give a fuck..

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful At a certain age in teens, many teens will want to explore sex, and so follow through on it. You said you're still in middle school? You'll see this more in high school; trust me.

You brought up Maury in the first place and asked me if I ever watched it; so you're the one who brought it up, not me. Don't go "not giving a fuck" when you're the one who brought it up, mmkay? ;D

[Lawlzbot]

@hahahaloveful Also, at first I assumed you were much older than middle school, and there's no way for me to assume that you were kid when you said that you considered people sluts at a young age, as some adults up end thinking the same, and by this point I assumed you were probably late teens.

Also, I consider myself a libertarian, and I think very progressively - from legalizing gay marriage, taking church out of state to pot and drug legalization. I don't mind if you're more progressive . ;D

[hahahaloveful]

@Lawlzbot Mmmkay! ...

[ImEpicEmo]

i praise u so much! :D

[celestexxwolf]

GOSH people cant u take a joke? Love ur vids jpmetz!

[nezzhita]

i loved it when you ripped that page :)

[PalestinianGirl17]

LMAO I LOVE YOU WHEN WE ROLL!! WTF!! thats awsome

[Beaverfishpwns]

If you were a mother and I was your kid, I will stab the hell out of you in your sleep.

[dreamelatte]

"I love it when we roll...what? Is this book promoting the use of illicit drugs?" LOL

[xxKaitlynFacexx]

"Why don't you walk into traffic, stupid kid." hahaha

[bloodredskiesx]

i laughed so damn hard throughout all of this

"charlies family is eating water with leaves"