Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
@culliganbro1 Your moused ran over and started eating this link and then you were like wtf. and this chick with the brittish or wtfever accent she has started talking.. and you got interested and.... thats how you got here.
Ur relly fukin cute whats ur age ur gotgous hey have u read the one about the kid with the bonner and his teacher thought it was his cell phone was thatabfmv sweatshirt good choice im a guy 17
heres a fml moment. ive been punched in my jaw 3 times, 3 diff occations then i was jumped and was punched bout 15 times in my head then my gf cheats on me.
Haha! I'm sorry you acting is far from solid. However you got a great presence and you do well in front of a camera! I wont hate. You got some talent keep it up.
FML I GOT SHITTED ON BY A BIRD AT SCHOOL IN THE MORNING !!!! THEN GOT AN F ON MY TEST >.< AND THEN HAVE A TEACHER DISS ME INFRONT OF CLASS AND THEN WHILE WALKING HOME A GUY SAID RUN NIGGA!
hi pattycake we spoke quite i while ago about when ur next vid is well ive kinda made some vids and gave u a shoutout in one of em could u plz go on my channel and check em out plz ty bye!
today at the airport my mom started talking about how pointless the war in iraq is and how dumb the soldiers are for enlisting during the war. the soldier at the nearest vengings machines eyes met mine. i mouthed "sorry" he mouthed back slowly "you fucking better be".... fml
@SlayerInBlood I knoooow right.:D anyways...Today, my sister wanted me to take my 2 year old nephew to daycare, and I spilt his orange juice in my cousins car and screamed "FUCK!"...I just got a text from my sister saying "they're not letting me take Ryan back to the daycare for saying fuck over and over.." FML
Aight.. this is ...Ok... FML... hmm... easy, well, this year I almost failed at applying to a school :D!!! Guess how... -> Me laxing... suddenly the counselor comes to me... Eyyy... so, hows it goin with the school application, which did you choose? So.... the next day I was about... something like this: FK FK FK !!!! WHERES THAT FKING PAPER?!?!! (This was supposed to be on the int 2 weeks ago, I failed, so I had to write a letter). so.. yeah (This is the 1st comment, the one under is follow up)
Alright... so I sendt in the letter... now ... I washed my cell... so I had to buy a new one... easy , right? Well... N- ... Yes... but it was fked up, so the date on it runs back and forth. Suddenly in the last moment, I wake up scared as shit... WOAH!!! somethings wrong here.. - I look around... grab my cellphone... woah.. really, its 03.05? ... hmm.. I walk over to the TV, ohhh riiight... Im late with accepting school... hmm.. by .. 1 week. Awesome.. nooo school next year? I smell inc scold!
"Alright, today I woke up, and I was feeling really good about my life, right? I put on my best dress and did my hair very cute. I went into the bathroom & looked into the mirror. I looked good. My mother walked in and took one look at me & I'll quote "Oh dear sweetie, Are you feeling alright, you look like you just died.Are you sick, come here and let me feel your forehead." -.FML!"
hmm interesting. she is pretty too. its kinda stupid though to know there is a website out there called "fuck my life" but apparently what ppl put on there are like no big deal... at all. pathetic. yer girl dumped u? wow thats nothing. obviously the ppl with real problems dont put their shit on the website cause THEIR LIVES ARE FUCKED. if u find yourself whining to others online then u dont have any real problems. your just a whining bitch.
I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She went into the living room to get them, and i was in the kitchen waiting when a mouse ran past, So i stepped on it and killed it... It wasnt any ordinary mouse...but her little sisters pet mouse.... FML
This happens to me today.
I was walking around the house and the attic door and latter fell on my head.
Hurts like hell. :|
BlackRain302 1 week ago
Your hot
daviddhr2 1 month ago
I agree with vancex's friend, you have the most gorgeous eyes.
EnjoySmileOrDie 2 months ago
dum bitch my friend said you have beautiful eyes !!
TheVancex1234 2 months ago
You have a sexy voice ;) xx
johnmulligan88 2 months ago
i have to take a major surgery and im super upset fuck my life...
Teleia1 3 months ago
i hate my life my girl brock up whife me for no fucking rezon and we dated for 2 years now and bye the way FML
violentwilly 3 months ago
yes i did enjoy watching you...and yes im going to start stalking you.. lol jk jk ...what what was this video about im lost ...
cumhawk69 3 months ago
who else typed"fuck my life" clicked this video
Iamorton 3 months ago
@Iamorton Me!
TheLedCan 2 months ago
i would fauck you easily u r so hot
xoselospeosntouros 3 months ago
Thumbs up who wrote in search 'fuck my life' ;)
LTProff 4 months ago
@LTProff yesh
llTllOllBllYll 3 months ago
lol how many personalities do you have
Cdup420 4 months ago
like your hair
dikkertjedapp1 4 months ago
I think her parents are Italians...for all of yu that asked.
julio18666 4 months ago
heheheh ur crazy <3
ahmadowenah 4 months ago
ur hot
disturbedEXILE 4 months ago
this was once that i laughed quite a lot to:
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
:D
edwardatebella 4 months ago
how the hell did i get here?
culliganbro1 5 months ago
@culliganbro1 Your moused ran over and started eating this link and then you were like wtf. and this chick with the brittish or wtfever accent she has started talking.. and you got interested and.... thats how you got here.
withyourtoesDSZ 4 months ago
WANNA BE FRIENDS!!??
just kiding thats what a prep would say.
what i would say is.
1)i like your hair
2)ur really pretty
and 3)we should become friends c:
and yea. add me or idk and idc so yea.
byeh.
sincerally.
Partytockinx3
Partyrockinx3 5 months ago
wanna go out?
aif1992 5 months ago
BOOBIES!!!
crihfield11 6 months ago
I love you ! FUCK MYYYY LIFE ! my life sucks azzzzz
NationXuG 6 months ago
do u actually see anything from that hair ?
kangax 6 months ago
Babe
Lucky13taz13 6 months ago
hahahahaa LOL, i love it :)
smWTF7 7 months ago
PattyCakeTV you are super sexy
MrDapperRED 7 months ago
@MrDapperRED Not dude she looks like shane dawson to much creeps me out.im not getting this approved am im
watsupsupsupsupsups 6 months ago
i love your videos
Mmhoward45 7 months ago
your using the same music shane dawson use
nogqueen 7 months ago
Being dumped for a fictional character has to take the cake.
Xenoocean 7 months ago
3:29 too bad there is no yellow button haha
erie98 8 months ago
i been havin the fuckin worst day ever and this vid just made me smilee and made it a lil betterr!
ColourrMyySoull 8 months ago
It believe is more like for people to express themselves cuz hell, you gotta agree life likes to slap you in the face sometimes
qwe0607 8 months ago
THE FUCK I DID JUST SAW ?
dimserr 8 months ago
What nationality are you?
YagaForTehWin 8 months ago
Ur relly fukin cute whats ur age ur gotgous hey have u read the one about the kid with the bonner and his teacher thought it was his cell phone was thatabfmv sweatshirt good choice im a guy 17
Efos33 8 months ago
Alabama. The number one place to get fucked beside a lake.
Bigsam1514 8 months ago
you are cute =) pls move to sweden ;D
xXBURITOOXx 8 months ago
your so beautiful <3 marry me?
iamshady363 9 months ago
im inlove
adarov 9 months ago
keep pressing 5 lol
HardstyleFreak3 9 months ago
You remind me of Haley from Modern Family
jewboy11505 9 months ago
shes nice but why?? that clothes and rocky:(
GetGyal 9 months ago
Put up more videos.
BitchVeduki 10 months ago
sexy as hell
TheDeerslayer1988 10 months ago
ur hot
1playboy5 10 months ago
where are the girls like that where i live dam
usapride199 10 months ago
good vid
Mrrandomshowman 10 months ago
she hot
scooby69ize 10 months ago
I typed fml and found you
VampireMutilator 10 months ago
@VampireMutilator Same xD
lynndabomb 10 months ago
police raided my apartment and took me for 2 o's of xo and $2,220....fml
Bouley969 11 months ago
heres a fml moment. ive been punched in my jaw 3 times, 3 diff occations then i was jumped and was punched bout 15 times in my head then my gf cheats on me.
CheddRCheeze 11 months ago
Today...i came home from work to see my wife and my dad makin love in my bed...fml
Snelly918 11 months ago
damn u sexy and loved the vid
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sangeminoc 11 months ago
Heres a fml moment thay happend to me about an hour ago.. I found out my gf was cheating on me wit my brother..
Mrrader449 11 months ago
Funny how the old moies were on DVD!!!
13metalclaws 11 months ago
same here with slayer inblood
GuitarCrzyy4me 11 months ago
whats THAT SONG ?!
MangoMan14 11 months ago
Ur hot and I'll stock u lol
darkman1551 1 year ago
Shes Hot
platinum2021 1 year ago
HOLEY FUCK ur HOT! o, wut accent do u hav if u dont mind me asking?
anthony3leaves 1 year ago
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND
ukgreaterlondon 1 year ago
@ukgreaterlondon lol
prisonson 11 months ago
Get off my lawn you fucking Trolls! >:O
PureTeenageIgnorance 1 year ago
Haha! I'm sorry you acting is far from solid. However you got a great presence and you do well in front of a camera! I wont hate. You got some talent keep it up.
HipsterGenocide 1 year ago
btw i love shane dawson and great video i subbed :)
SwirlyBrokenHearts 1 year ago
Shane Dawsons Sister xD
SwirlyBrokenHearts 1 year ago
ok so i went t o1.20 and looked at ur chest for a hour DAM ;X
weird1alex1 1 year ago
Thumbs up if im Talking Right Or Not ,
Most Of people Have Watch This Video cuz they saw a pretty girl , im one of them :P
40esam 1 year ago
To all of u who said emo u guys can kiss my ass. Just cuz a person dresses a certain way doesn't make them emo. F*cking dumbasses
MsVampyre13 1 year ago
Lol you are amazement! XD i subbed you -- sub me back? even though i have no videos .. Yet.. (:
MrsTwiztid303 1 year ago
dat sucks she onli has 6 vids
:/
aww
immabitch143 1 year ago
invaders must die!!!!
gdemaere 1 year ago
you have pretty eyes
xsilentscreamx7 1 year ago
I MISSED A 3 PERSON COLATERAL ON CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS. FML.
TehSnip3rDud3 1 year ago
Fuck yea i need me a nice emo girl you would fit nace with me
wes101blocker 1 year ago
you know... in a strange way...you're kinda like the girl version of shane dawson... lol
bknygurl 1 year ago
Oh Nice tinkerbell wall paper?
MysteryGirl437 1 year ago
You remained me of Shane Dawson . Lol . But different . I like this video , it was good
doggieeDAYS 1 year ago
I hate emo, but damn your hot :)
xxstarpker 1 year ago
you should show your face more, you're pretty (:
Spockeh 1 year ago
wow u r HOT!!!!!
lolsman1234 1 year ago
damn this girl is sexy
kyjoboi 1 year ago
FML I GOT SHITTED ON BY A BIRD AT SCHOOL IN THE MORNING !!!! THEN GOT AN F ON MY TEST >.< AND THEN HAVE A TEACHER DISS ME INFRONT OF CLASS AND THEN WHILE WALKING HOME A GUY SAID RUN NIGGA!
xchancex13 1 year ago
OMG UR SOOOOOOOOOOOOO... pretty :)
weird1alex1 1 year ago
SEXXY GIRL
,
hoodyofdeath 1 year ago
i dont feel any love ...fml
kimmen1605 1 year ago
Fuck shes cute...... ill never have a gf like her ... fml?
JSMyst 1 year ago
@JSMyst I'D TOOT IT AND BOOT IT
TRICK4KID 1 year ago
pretty :)
Souran123 1 year ago
This is one of the hottest chicks ever. Sexy eyes and awesome accent. Fucking hot!
Nightouch13 1 year ago
Love the site, anytime i want a good laugh or if i had a shit day, its always fun to put it in perspective.
ps. you've got some crazy sexy eyes girl.
baur02 1 year ago
is it fmylife or the whole word
homie447 1 year ago
the prodigy<3bah
illRawrUrTeddy 1 year ago
wow I feel like Cupid sent me 2 this video so I can c the girl of my dreams
hctc10 1 year ago
Ur FUCKIN HOT!
HIM5577 1 year ago
0.o. Wow...you are cute! Now that that's over, awesome job! I subbed!
Xenokiller101 1 year ago
my gf that im in love with fucked my best friend last night
tdaront 1 year ago
@tdaront iknow how yu feel
julio18666 1 year ago
i heard tha song i think its from scott pilgrim vs the world...THATS FUCKING AWSOME!!! :DDDDD
MrSuperman3345 1 year ago
My F My Life story is that my condom broke and I am now a 15 year old father
MistahFen 1 year ago
yeah. no mistaking it. ur hot as hell. too bad ur probably under 18 tho. but i figured id tell u anyway. love, peace, and chicken grease:)
Protoman232010 1 year ago
love ur hair
TwilightCutie991 1 year ago
your hot =)
tearsofblood88 1 year ago
hi pattycake we spoke quite i while ago about when ur next vid is well ive kinda made some vids and gave u a shoutout in one of em could u plz go on my channel and check em out plz ty bye!
benandashlea42 1 year ago
My fml story is I was hit by a car and 2 days after the doc said I was okay my girlfriend dumped me fml and by the way your hair is so coooollll
DURFSMAN12 1 year ago
ugh, breakups are the worst :'[ F*CK MY LIFE? F*CK HIS!!! he let me go . i dont give a f*ck. sorry i say this word alot
xxJamsterr102xx 1 year ago
haha i hate hitting on girls on youtube. But your hair is LEGIT! :D
XxIamspartaxX 1 year ago
dude this chic is hot
MrDragonhunter 1 year ago
i love the whole lot of you xD
NumbBlaze 1 year ago
from where u got these Fab. eyezz ..luv them =D
2KZEXO 1 year ago
I LOVE YOUR HAIR (:
MsHedleyLover 1 year ago
Badass chick........yuhhh!!!!
erikizhood 1 year ago
FML this chick is pretty dope
PaulieWalnutz09 1 year ago
wer u using any makeup at all??
APERJANMW2 1 year ago
what's she worried about she's fuckin hot.
jup37e 1 year ago
i would bang you hahaha
mitchs2art 1 year ago
shane dawsons sister
metalismyfullname 1 year ago
this chicks pretty hott. Kudo's girl
richard6652 1 year ago
Well eh my fml story is I checked YouTube I saw you I was like fml why this girl doesn't live next to me ;( :p hope you enjoyed it
cobralientje 1 year ago
today at the airport my mom started talking about how pointless the war in iraq is and how dumb the soldiers are for enlisting during the war. the soldier at the nearest vengings machines eyes met mine. i mouthed "sorry" he mouthed back slowly "you fucking better be".... fml
meximillion7 1 year ago
Twilight is worse than herpes! Nice guitars, by the way.
Gmajor321 1 year ago
LOL!!!!
brokentoedspoon 1 year ago
Wow there's something really cool about you. I mean your hot but there's something else I like. I'm subscribing right motherfucking now.
SlayerInBlood 1 year ago 2
@SlayerInBlood right behind ya on that one bro
spunkkkerzz 1 year ago
@SlayerInBlood I knoooow right.:D anyways...Today, my sister wanted me to take my 2 year old nephew to daycare, and I spilt his orange juice in my cousins car and screamed "FUCK!"...I just got a text from my sister saying "they're not letting me take Ryan back to the daycare for saying fuck over and over.." FML
EddieMachetti 1 year ago
i like the edward one too
peaceks6 1 year ago
i love your hair and your room
NICKYDEEXOXO 1 year ago
The store at the building I'm living in burned down and now we got no gas for a few time because the were afraid of an fucking explosion FML!!!
MIMOcurl 1 year ago
I fell in love with you!! FML! Just kiding!! FML!! Oka!! Now the real trueth!! I lost my dog!! FML!! Sorry for my bad english!
KallFTW 1 year ago
Oh patty cake how I'd like to f you but not your life.
(;
AndrewSKSK 1 year ago
nice tinkerbells ;)
Squishacious 1 year ago
ur banging hot like no ffing joke
xivnorthside14 1 year ago
CrazeBBoy uh how bout this: i have my opinions and u have urs, so go fuck a rake.
WesleySnipes1996 1 year ago
Aight.. this is ...Ok... FML... hmm... easy, well, this year I almost failed at applying to a school :D!!! Guess how... -> Me laxing... suddenly the counselor comes to me... Eyyy... so, hows it goin with the school application, which did you choose? So.... the next day I was about... something like this: FK FK FK !!!! WHERES THAT FKING PAPER?!?!! (This was supposed to be on the int 2 weeks ago, I failed, so I had to write a letter). so.. yeah (This is the 1st comment, the one under is follow up)
CrazeBBoy 1 year ago
Alright... so I sendt in the letter... now ... I washed my cell... so I had to buy a new one... easy , right? Well... N- ... Yes... but it was fked up, so the date on it runs back and forth. Suddenly in the last moment, I wake up scared as shit... WOAH!!! somethings wrong here.. - I look around... grab my cellphone... woah.. really, its 03.05? ... hmm.. I walk over to the TV, ohhh riiight... Im late with accepting school... hmm.. by .. 1 week. Awesome.. nooo school next year? I smell inc scold!
CrazeBBoy 1 year ago
ur hot
KTMman321 1 year ago
@PattyCakeTV ur really cute ;)
WesleySnipes1996 1 year ago
@WesleySnipes1996 *Sniffs in the air* Hmmm... *cough* sheesh, whats that smell !? *Sniffs again* smells like *sniff sniff* Stalker :O!!!
CrazeBBoy 1 year ago
your hot haha
wolfman1238 1 year ago
thats some mad guitar shredding if i was there i would deliver some fat cash for those skills
Blurncw333 1 year ago
there is no yellow button right there.....guess im not subscribing
caxe7 1 year ago
ur pretty XD
eobo1 1 year ago
I don't like my life! I cut myself just so I can feel something! FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
morales760 1 year ago
@morales760 Really? thats ok you're not alone. I used to hate my life and cut myself too. Try smoking weed or finding a lover...it helps.
sdagfgrfg 1 year ago
i have no life.....fml
beefymcmanst1c 1 year ago 8
@beefymcmanst1c same
MareBellator 1 year ago
@beefymcmanst1c thats called ylf / mlf, YOUR LIFE FAILS!!! / mine... but thats not the topic :D!!
CrazeBBoy 1 year ago
@beefymcmanst1c ahhahahahahahahaghahah
vegita465 1 year ago
You're so fucking awesome i wish my girlfriend was as cool as you -__-
lycan3genius 1 year ago
o mg! now i wanna get my hair done like hers(this is the first video i saw of her, i liked it!!!!!!!!)
TheLizzie74 1 year ago
pause 3 seconds in
fhfdh4 1 year ago
Ur beautiful has anyone told u you look like Angelina Jolie well I like ur creative video's
ilovebananas08 1 year ago
Fuck my life..
GoldKing2006 1 year ago
you sounded really sexy when you said "you know you do too"
princeofrage 1 year ago
nice hair and well nice everything xD
123romich 1 year ago
i love FML
lexia1017 1 year ago
.
"Alright, today I woke up, and I was feeling really good about my life, right? I put on my best dress and did my hair very cute. I went into the bathroom & looked into the mirror. I looked good. My mother walked in and took one look at me & I'll quote "Oh dear sweetie, Are you feeling alright, you look like you just died.Are you sick, come here and let me feel your forehead." -.FML!"
fishy332 1 year ago
Wow you have a striking resemblance to miley cirus
BECKDADDY 1 year ago
dude your hott thought this was pretty funny
leoman2008 1 year ago
I read one that said some guy stopped having sex to play wow
SadFace2195 1 year ago
hmm interesting. she is pretty too. its kinda stupid though to know there is a website out there called "fuck my life" but apparently what ppl put on there are like no big deal... at all. pathetic. yer girl dumped u? wow thats nothing. obviously the ppl with real problems dont put their shit on the website cause THEIR LIVES ARE FUCKED. if u find yourself whining to others online then u dont have any real problems. your just a whining bitch.
redgibson1 1 year ago
Woahh!! Back away from the camera a little
magicjagger 1 year ago
wth??lol
kimliz1212 1 year ago
daaaamn you fine girl! :D
FatLipDude69 1 year ago
you are a hotttiieee
killergreanbeen 1 year ago
Why you hold guitar upside down????? Oh, that's right!
aeropilot 1 year ago
cutie
jimday666 1 year ago
wanna bang?
RE4owns 1 year ago
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IamMegatron12 1 year ago
u got nice tits xD
peopleblood 1 year ago
I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She went into the living room to get them, and i was in the kitchen waiting when a mouse ran past, So i stepped on it and killed it... It wasnt any ordinary mouse...but her little sisters pet mouse.... FML
Spitonya 1 year ago 8
@Spitonya . . . that really is bad . . . I hope things got better for you.
7thNCtrooper2 1 year ago
@Spitonya damn dude...why would u step on something with bones in it lol...
MetalDominican 1 year ago