Drunk Guy Calls The Russian Hotel Clerk

[shizlnit]

man I just want to hang out with that Russian guy and talk for a while over a few beers

[Rewydush]

"I know who you are, you are Tucker Hauser, right?" xD

[7779107]

The drunk call was great but this guy was too nice to insult and threaten with Frank Garrett. Why would you want to do that, what did he do to you? These prank calls are funny when they dont threaten or insult people or put them in fear. Also they should not call cops or emergency services and tie up those lines. Some of you who like scaring kids or old people might not like it if it was done to you or your family.

[nastybugger1]

somebody should give the real drunk guy, the russian clerks phone number. he might get the help he needs.... kind of make this thing a social help thing

[WhiteSlift]

Lol after 40 seconds he asked if you had a few drinks.

Love it.

[Libline]

I wish more people had this guys patience,the world would be a better place if it did.

[tomayto70]

this guy is so chill, he doesn't deserve harassment. you should have a civilized conversation with him sometime.

[yodasnshit]

Super nice patient guy. Wow. I wish I had that kinf of patience.

[dhosgood]

Although, Grant Gehrig is also tempting.

Hello asshole, this is Grant Gehrig.

[dhosgood]

I'm officially changing my last name to Houser and naming my first born Tucker. That's a nice name.

[GraandHustleMafia]

lmao!!!!!!!!!

[l619edesma]

this guy is very nice

[yojimboflamel]

LOL i love how Duncan interrupts the Russian clerk's deep conversation with the drunk guy at the end

[DonkeyCupcake69]

Doesnt he catch on after the 90th no no no no no!

[SalemStudios]

no no no no!

[Sparisi1122]

Not so much in the first call, and you can't really blame him.

All the other calls he is the voice of reason, patient, kind and understanding.

When my computer gets repaired expect the comeback of the Russian Hotel Clerk.

Thanks for taking the time to comment. I always look forward to reading them and try to respond to as many as I can.

[MagnitudePerson]

@Sparisi1122 MAKE MORE FOOKIN VIDEOS.

[Sparisi1122]

If you decide to make a video of something relevant feel free to post it as a video response. Don't just whore your channel by spamming my comments.

No hard feelings. I didn't mark your comment spam, but I'll check out your stuff once my computer gets repaired.

[bleedingthrough6]

tucker hauser lmfao

[valuedan]

russians own

[theqontwo]

i don't even have a fucking computer!

[Homewrecker386]

What is the Russian's phone number? Lord. This is the same guy who had an entire conversation with a racist Obama. I wonder what he'd think if he spends so much time having a conversation with a computer. Lmao. I love how he doesn't ever hang up.

[13MickfromMars13]

i guess in russia your teeth fall out if you cuss.....lol

[13MickfromMars13]

tucker

[PeanutButterNGanelli]

whats the intro music?

[Sparisi1122]

Ex's And Oh's by Atreyu. It's about the lead vocalist being an alcoholic. Pretty much the reason I chose it.

Just to see if maybe somebody somewhere would get it.

[filthynumber1]

hes gonna bullshit you and fuck you...lol

[AJFreeway]

In old Russia, beer drinks YOU!!!

[Sparisi1122]

Haha, gotta love Russia jokes.

[willzyx1980]

in old russia, jokes love you!

[AJFreeway]

"I wanna talk to somebody in command."

Holy fucking shit!!! SO FUNNY!!!

[itssold16]

This hotel Clerk is very patience. I would have hung up on him about 1:00 in the conversation.

[LuigiGodzillaGirl]

Frank Garrett is the man of a thousand names

[YouKnowMeImJosh]

The Russian Hotel Clerk IS in command lmgdfao XD

[bigbandpistachio]

Reading the comments, some people talk as if their marking homework...its a very good call... How did he come up with Tucker Howzer

[Sparisi1122]

If you have ever used the Arnold's Drunk soundboard you've probably noticed how little options there are on it.

I clicked the "There is no fucking Hauser here" button when he asked my name and he though I said my name was Tucker Hauser.

It was really a thing of luck.

[earlystarz]

What a nice guy that clerk is! lol

Never heard such patience. :)

[TehWarzoneXL]

The intro was too long.

[Sparisi1122]

So was the prank call. But the Russian didn't know when to shut up lol.

[TehWarzoneXL]

lol

[manuntd2009]

yeah fucking annoying intro this sucks

[Sparisi1122]

The whole reason I put that song in the intro is that it's about alcoholism.

I wanted to see if someone were smart enough to notice.

[manuntd2009]

ok...the prank call is actually pretty good..a bit long also but some parts really were brilliant.

[BananaSandwich3000]

gay intro music

[Sparisi1122]

It's about alcoholism. That's why it's there.

Gay is the opposite of the song. It's more of a dark unhappy song than a gay one.

Plus it's better than nu-metal.

[BananaSandwich3000]

"more of a dark unhappy song than a gay one."

So it's EMOOO which is the worst thing music does to people nowadays, I'd rather listen to The Ramones :P

[Sparisi1122]

Emo is not the lyrical matter or the feel to the song.

Emo is not what people now call emo. It has been dead for a while and was more of an old-school hardcore punk subgenre.

Whether you like this song or not, it is no emo. Cryptopsy (new album sucks) has hard lyrics and songs but that doesn't make them emo.

[Sparisi1122]

As for the Ramones, I like them as well.

[Cab0cl0]

Tucker Construction 9:06

[XSC3]

the clerk sounds like a nice guy and is really patient, he really tried to help the drunk!

[raptor11E25]

Imgoing to try out this soundbaord it sounds fun.

[raptor11E25]

hahaha...not bad for the drunk guy :)

[Sparisi1122]

Thanks :]

This is such a hard soundboard to use, there isn't much to reply with and not much to say.

[CenturyGamer]

Poor russian dude.. haha...

[xmobster5]

hahahahaha

[NewfieAdam]

That pic is awesome for the drunk guy, lol

[cameraflyer]

Don't listen to that dip-shit.

The funniest thing about these sounboard videos is the limited number of responses and being able to keep them on as long as you did,

Top notch 'Drunk Guy' video.

"Mr. Tucker Houser is a nice person."

-lol

63rd 5 star rating

[Sparisi1122]

Yeah, if you actually see the soundboard I've used you'd realize there isn't much to work with. Not many lines dumbass. I agree this call sucks, but I'd like to see you do better. Fucking faggot.

[GSpeedEmotion]

You are as gay as a bitch. Go fuck yourself, there is plenty of lines to work with, you just don't have them all, because you birdshit brain couldn't find em. If you knew the call was shit, don't post it dumbass. Every1 with at least 2 fingers as a forehead knows that it ain't worth to upload a vid if it's shit, guess you are dumber than that.

[carol812r]

OMG...I can't believe how this guy held on this long..he's a good sport! HOW FUNNY! C'Mon Tucker, Tucker, you called me!

[Sparisi1122]

Ahah, I know! It was longer before I cut out a few silent parts and stuff if you can believe that. I think he was trying to be nice and get Mr. Hauser's info.

[broadbent999]

ONE OF THE BEST.....

[radamantis001]

hahahahahahaha

[bifftannen]

pretty awesome man...

[ryanthelion69]

5 stars! One of the best videos on YouTube!! HAHAHA

[Sharpe7]

lol, classic, there is no fuckin hauser here!

"have you been having a few drinks again?"

[elelisrael]

if i only had the russian number.. i have recordings on my pc of nico belic from gta iv. it will be fucking hilerious to use him becuse he sound russian too (hes serbian)

[siciliansummer]

That's is not a Russian accent.

[Sparisi1122]

Well then, what do you think it is? Please enlighten me.

Whether it's Russian or not, it definitely sounds Slavic.

[siciliansummer]

Ukranian...

[sgeichman]

There is no way you can distinguish that from his accent. Unless you are some genius linguistics professor.

[Sparisi1122]

LOL, I know, or from Eastern Europe.

[siciliansummer]

So all Eastern Europeans sound the same? Greeks, Turks, Estonians and Moldovans do not speak Slavic languages, which I am assuming you meant by the Eastern European comment???

[Sparisi1122]

Fucking retard, I was talking about Slavic languages. To many people who don't speak any the accents sound simmilar.

The United Nations Statistics Division considers Eastern Europe to consist of the following ten countries: Belarus, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Hungary, Moldova, Poland, Romania, Russia, Slovakia, Ukraine.

[str82hell4u]

Stay busy making prank calls and not involving yourself in things you know nothing about.

[siciliansummer]

Considering Ukranian is completely different language from Russian, it is easy to detect. Your comment is kind of like saying there is no way to tell a French accent from an Italian accent.

[Sparisi1122]

To many people who aren't liguistic scholars like you, most East Slavic accents sound simmilar and hard to distinguish.

[str82hell4u]

Only for morons like you.

[sgeichman]

You are wrong. Its not easy at all.

Ukrainian language also consists of many dialects, many of them very similar to Russian. There are dialects in Russian that sound close to Ukrainian. Unless you have received extensive training, no way in hell you would distinguish that.

[Sparisi1122]

Thanks :]

[str82hell4u]

You are wrong, filthy Jew!

[sgeichman]

Wow, thats a winning argument! Forgive me master str82hell4u, for I spoke on a subject beyond my abilities and understanding. I forgot that filthy jews consist 25% of Nobel prize winners, and therefore are so primitive that they are not qualified to speak on any subject, besides the ones your majesty

str82hell4u will agree on. Kindly forgive me!You are so smart and I am so stupid!

[str82hell4u]

Go stand out in the West Bank or drink some coffee in the Gaza Strip with your brothers. Hopefully a nice Arab bomb falls on you.

[sgeichman]

Emmm, i think you have misunderstood the news that have been coming out of Gaza for the last month, and what bombs have been falling on who.

I suggest you re-watch the news then, since I guess you need to be told 2 times to understand something. Anyway - lets have some proportions here, its a comment on a prank call and not a forum on antisemitism. I wont be answering your primitive racist bullshit remarks. Get back to your home in the slums and oh - STFU!

[Sparisi1122]

Wow, dumbass. Who the fuck wishes terrorists to succeed. You must be a Democrat.

[Sparisi1122]

Probably a socialist, in other countries they aren't ashamed to admit what they are.

Well it's over. I don't want to involve politics into a prank call. If you post anything else irrelivant to the video you will be blocked.

[str82hell4u]

Definitely Ukranian.

[dickkwikkwek]

you're a good guy, you're a nice person

FUCK YOU. YOU FUCKER

[ThunderMetalHead]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooool

[RussX5Z]

Tucker Howser! LOL!

[doobdoob2]

The beginning of the prank at 32 seconds made me laugh extremely hard.

[Umberto2]

stevenson dreamland

[Guyu]

This guy is a nice person.

lol

[Omerov1986]

tucker howser is a nice person? i doubt it, probably a woman beating child raping alcoholic mother fucking son of a bitch... 5* call

[verdantabyss]

well.. FUCK YOU!!

[Omerov1986]

lol did i just decribe you good sir?

[elelisrael]

you can make a soundbaord of nico belic from gta iv and call him

[verdantabyss]

this russian guy is a really nice person - it's like impossible to get him angry haha

[JackieCerrone]

OOOOHHHHHHH my jaw hurts from laughing so much

"Tucker you're a nice guy you shouldn't talking like that!"

[kane115]

Hahaha, Tucker Houser.

[20UltrAsLaN61]

general frank lol

[kensei85]

LOL damn that russian guys nice! after all that crazy abuse he's still talking kind.

[RedDaVincy]

That's a nice name, "Tucker" :)

[OakleafRanger]

this guy would make a great soundboard to use on ppl who r irritable

[rebrella]

Aww, that Russian guy was trying to help him!

I feel bad for laughing at it, lol

[listerstorm239]

Way Too Polite Russian Guy: Tucker, what are you drinking?

Drunk Guy: I don't even *have* a fuckin' computer!

[andrewuk184]

939 views?!? This call is not getting the exposure it deserves.

[MakaveliDaDon777]

his musics gonna get some expOUUsore

[RedDaVincy]

1,005 any better :)?

[andrewuk184]

Getting there, but I will not be happy until everyone has heard this call. :)

[verdantabyss]

he's gonna play his fucking music, and he's gonna say.. fuck all you people

[dnice4lyfe]

Lol his name isnt tucker hauser, hauser was used used in the arnold line "howdy stranger this is hauser".

[MrJuggsFromDa816]

Russian: Drinking is not good for you

Tucker: No no no no no no

Russian: You should stop drinking.

Tucker: FUCK YOU!

[casienwhey]

Tucker Hauser - and all this time been wondering what the drunk's name was!

[Gaia500]

tucker, tucker houser hahahahahahaha LMFAO!!!

[hondolespaul]

Frank Garrett at the end was priceless!

[VillageOaf]

poor Tucker just wants to be famous

[andrewuk184]

Tucker Hauser?!?!?!

[RedDaVincy]

There is no "Hauser" here...

[RussianRanter]

dude! you gave that clerk a great laugh i bet :)

[undertakane11]

Awesome call 5-5 arnold's drunk guy should be known now as tucker houser haha

[JAGDPANTHER20]

Putin?

[RalfProductions]

Whats your name again?

Fucker!

Tucker?

Ya!

[Kuner1]

hehe silly russian

[capour]

you manage to keep a call going on for 10mins with arnolds drunk that has like 10 lines and it was entertaining all the way, nice!

[Sparisi1122]

LOL, my favorite part of my call is 8:24 Duncan aka General Grant Derek.

[sgeichman]

LOL

[LordHines420]

2:40 LMFAO. my favorite part :)

[richrdroma]

Great stuff... the russian hotel clerk would make a great new soundboard!

[thamossop]

tucker houser

[DavenSnitsky]

Frank Garrett.

That's a nice name.

YES.

[dannydevitopranks]

Stevenson Dreamland, aka Tucker Hauser!

[verdantabyss]

lol the russian guy tries so hard to reason with Arnold's Drunk - "why do you get angry, why are you angry" haha - he wants to be his friend

[tedkamble]

f'in awesome bro keep it up 5*

[WhereIsMyDogWoffie]

THis guy probably went home to his wife feeling he helped some poor drunk XD

[theREALwogstar]

lmao 'my fuckin daddy was a fuckin dick'

'oh no no no no no!'

[brightbite]

"What's your name again?"

"FUCKER!" LOL!!!

[kaptaintrips]

LOL @ Putin

[Me4678]

"If you talk like that, your teeth will fall off" I think my teeth fell off a long time ago! LOL

[xaozzz]

sick music man and funny ass call

[DunkanConstruction]

oh go da hell

[JayBTV]

Very very funny - thanks!

[theouterplanet]

excellent!!

[MichaelJefferson44]

"If you talk like that, your teethe will fall off"

[LordHines420]

HAHAHahAHAHah 5 STARS!!!! TRULY THE BEST!

[kennitube]

Russian hotel clerk : whats your name

Drunk guy : Fucker

Russian hotel clerk : Tucker ???

Drunk guy : I don't even have a computer

good call lol

[RegoLeo]

General Grant Derek lmao

[Sparisi1122]

Dude Grant Derek is Duncan's second alias now, lol.

[aavallone]

You should call him with the Russian Gangster soundboard on realmofdarkness.

[Sparisi1122]

Haha, alright. I'm just going to wait a week before I do it. I don't want to call him too often so that he won't pick up.

[RegoLeo]

lmao this shit made me cry, too fucking funny

[aavallone]

Russians always think they're in command.

[Sparisi1122]

Haha, it's funny how people talk when it's a little kid or they think they're drunk too lol.

[bigkyle07]

is that pic of putin?

great call

love the drunk guy

[Sparisi1122]

Haha, yeah it is Putin and thanks.

[sumerall]

Brilliant, except Duncan could have carried on the conversation a bit better than that, I think.

[Trendyrapslut]

tucker is a very nice person. i think the russian guy needs a soundboard. he thought frank and tucker were 1 person

[XxVideoPersonxX]

Superb

[DunkanConstruction]

YOu god dam stupid sob

[brooklynnite86]

should we start calling him by his real name?

"tucker howser"

lol

[Sparisi1122]

Haha, yeah lol.

[DunkanConstruction]

Hey tuker