Simon's RAGE Video

[catsputthecrazy]

Like this if the first time the guy pops out scared the shit out of you

[Pyrofreak321]

i wish simon was in charge of this channel, he's such a good troll. pooping butt, elephant having a wank, this...

[33danny1]

rage is better on 360

[warriorcatsgirl222]

Lol lol lol

[Uberderpultra12345]

Good game, but just doesn't run well on PC.

[mashupprods]

Wat! I'm confused

[Mickyman4]

he heh hah hah haaahahhh hahahhhha ahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahah he he hooooo god thats funny!

[thepepper191]

Teehee

[Xzibit1256]

NOW YOU KNOW WHY THE NAME OF THE GAME IS RAGE.

[fabbrica91]

per ovviare a questo problema io ho aumentato il numero di frame prerenderizzati dal pannello di controllo nvidia, ora non lo fa più.

I suggest you to translate it

[ezfunperson26]

im sorry, but this is why you shouldn't trust a computer...

[MarioFan124]

Not trying to start a war here, but this is the exact reason why I don't play PC. Too much shit to go through.

[UnleashTehNoob]

@MarioFan124 now if you had a brain and a decent attention span...

[MarioFan124]

@UnleashTehNoob What do you mean by that?

[MrPs103]

@MarioFan124 he means that people who say what you've said have so very little patience that even the smallest amount of effort turns you away. for a large majority of games, i have to do nothing to get it to work properly. this game probably just sucks like that, or Simon's rig might not be able to play the game as needed.

[MarioFan124]

@MrPs103 Even I want to play the game badly enough, I'll work for it. I'm just saying consoles like the PS3 are so much easier, no fucking hurdles to jump over. Just pop that shit in and play.

[MrPs103]

@MarioFan124 unless of course your system yellow lights (or red rings for xbox peoples). I honestly own all the major systems, but i do prefer pc due to increased movement accuracy for shooters, ease of customization, and ease of applying mods. generally, i avoid crappy games like this, and go with ones that i know will be good and will work properly (generally find this out through online reviews).

[MarioFan124]

@MrPs103 One thing I do wish consoles had is mods. Like I said before it's just my preferance.

[MrPs103]

@MarioFan124 they kinda do....they're just carry much more risk than most pc's do :S yeah i understand. for awhile my preference was consoles, but i've switched as of late.

[MarioFan124]

@MrPs103 I might enjoy PC a little more if my one PC wasn't a 5-10 year old dinosaur and if my other wasn't the Acer Aspire One.(Shit graphics card)

[MrPs103]

@MarioFan124 yeah that kinda puts a damper on stuff. i had a 9 year old machine that i rebuilt for $300 and it runs like a champ on highest graphics. all parts from microcenter (newegg may be cheaper).

[MarioFan124]

@MrPs103 I'd build my own for gaming, except the Acer Aspire One is only a year or 2 old, and I'm only 15. I don't think my mom would be too into the idea of me building one, or even ordering the parts.

[MrPs103]

@MarioFan124 ah i see. yes, you have quite an interesting issue there. I'd say deal with it until you can make your own money then. you have consoles, so you'll be busy until then :)

[MarioFan124]

@MrPs103 Yep. There's a lot of stuff I'm gonna get when I move out and have some freedom.

[TheOtherLioyd]

@MarioFan124 Popping that shit in and playing is what would also happen on the PC if the games weren't developed and optimized for the specific hardware of a console. Meanwhile, porting a game from the PC to the consoles ends well for everybody.

[1986wumpscut]

@MarioFan124

Took me 5 minutes to fix. :D But I agree, it's annoying.

[EvanProductions2]

This is what happens when you try to record when Rage is on the same hard drive. It loads textures, while it creates a large file that constantly needs attention. Thumbs up so he can see this!

[TheRealBarnez]

@EvanProductions2 It happens while NOT recording too though.

[EvanProductions2]

@TheRealBarnez  not as bad ;)

[EvanProductions2]

@TheRealBarnez the textures will still be broken, but not as much. Ive played the game. I know.

[waoig3fah3]

the "little fella" scares me

/watch?v=v-tYc02VarA

[26moxo]

0:00 - 0:03 voice of an angel

[acles12]

@hellafaded WTF is your problem there epic seriously how could you!!??

[pelspowerup]

1:33 BUR-

[tonictheend1]

Simon thats why ID software recommended to install the game on the console so the text low time and if u read the furms they said dont update the drivers and they thers a patch comeing out to fix the problems on the pc version

[egekilde1000]

@tonictheend1 When do'es the patches come to the pc version!!

[CRockhopper]

@tonictheend1 I got this problem on ps3.

[OshMMf]

Lmao the very final frame is epic...

[themadbank6]

Bluurp

[DSProcksable]

what the hell is this

[DJLad16]

My the same, but mine pauses every 10 sec or so. Please Help

[egekilde1000]

@DJLad16 I got the same problem!!! Plz, help us!

[EvilNecroid]

how to fix this plz!

i went and got the latest ati drivers and nothing changed.

i have HOLES in my textures!

[phatboyprod]

For ps3 and xbox rage is the most patched and un glichiest game ever havent expereinced 1 bug so BUY IAt

[fletlil]

its my b day you soooooo cool

[sjorsenlapje]

wut! burp at 1:33

[XxKiwiGirlxX]

I see why it's called Rage..lmao

[chee006]

this is how the next fallout instilment should look like completely badass

[jarshale]

Just a tip for everyone: latest update fixes the texture loading

[iXpoSureGaming]

im getting this same problem

[salvo711]

"WOT."

[TheSuperrandombros]

For people who say buy it for Xbox piss of go play half life and TF2 oh wait...

[TheJames208]

@TheSuperrandombros oh wait. there's a game for Xbox called the orange box witch has TF2 and half life on it so don't tell people to piss of until you know what your talking about.

[LPVGs]

@TheJames208 Yes, but the TF2 hasn't been updated for years, so the pc version is better and half life, is pretty good on consoles from what I've seen

[Mikey1EE7]

@TheSuperrandombros Your lack of knowledge for this very small argument you have put up astonishes me. Hang your head in shame young man.

[hyperblade6]

@TheSuperrandombros

...Half-Life and TF2 are on XBox 360.

[OutragingByte]

Shut up Xbox fans. Your little overheating box hasnt got half the graphics and power of a decent PC.

Luckily I have NVida so I'll never have probs like this again :)

[Metadragon142]

@OutragingByte

That's right. Nvidia released a beta driver for Rage didn't they? I haven't downloaded yet. Wasn't sure if it worked.

I mean i have the GTX 580, so i hope i don't have this issue.

[ReaperSvWickedKlwn1]

Hahaha sucks for u guys. Game worked just fine on xbox 360

[misieqm]

That "little fella" is... seriously disturbing. I mean, look at his face.

[AJonGAMES]

I got the new AMD driver and the rage performance driver and mine works fine. but EVERYONE else i know, has the same problems. ID done goofed...

[whitenblackcolide]

i have the same problem

[qweadsf]

@guppo26 *rolls eyes and continues playing fallout 3*

[tehfuzz33]

@TheWonderBoxGaming Fuck off

[Okshutit]

A Simon Plays Dark Souls series would be guaranteed hilarious... just sayin'

[FreedomsAssassion]

@Ramboilija No, i dont think they should swich becuse there are freaking awesome PC games out there but what im saying is when u have something SO big it take's a crap load of time and space and i dont think its worth it. but thats just me

[MrRazorSteam]

@Tvcaveman

Ok I installed my three dicks.

[89iLance89]

On my Xbox its nothing like this at all.....mines perfectly smooth even when you spin 360degrees [= fun game though

[ShuffulingMan]

LOL

[Imlvl99999]

every time someone makes a RAAAAGE!! joke i cant help but think of

RRRRRAAMPAGE!!! FTW

[salmio]

THIS FIX YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!:) /watch?v=_lVp8b2uwP0

[wexa89]

I quess everyone who bought it on pc got what they paid for.. RAGE!

[mrCrusheRRR]

У него ещё нормально, у меня вообще на экране жопа.

[bigbige559]

Stick with it though it's a VERY good game

[AngusSG1962]

it's RAGE by BETHESDA STUDIO

[llamapack]

What is that game????

[hordemonkey]

I didn't download it to my system I've had no probs with it and I'm playing it on a first gen xbox.

[roflwaffle25]

Fuck xbox tjere from the uk, there games are on the pc,there musics made on the pc, and xbox is for jews

[MrHeavyGunner]

Zero problems on xbox

[MultiAgaga]

Y dont you just buy it for xbox retard

[AkiMBoTaCoZ]

@MultiAgaga Dont call him a retard.. im pretty sure ur a loney bitch

[ZakharovProkhor]

Shit got fixed through updated drivers and a patch. And now the game is amazing, at least in my opinion.

Though work-arounds for texture problems and the like have been available since day one. No, you shouldn't have had to work around them in the first place, but they're easy enough to apply.

[Zsambokrety]

Fuuuuuu

[ADudeWithGuns]

that is the worst case of being halved ive ever seen

[swimy96800]

my reaction when mine craft is down and is really bugged

[jimborambo7]

I think this is the best video I have seen Simon do, god it made me laugh. Must get out more!

[thepima69]

It's funny that my xbox looks better. I downloaded it to the hard drive and i don't see those texture problems

[1stPrsnTBaggers]

At least the sky is beatiful....

[5TOFF3]

@1stPrsnTBaggers No, it isn't. Skybox with ugly textures

[silkysketcha]

@1stPrsnTBaggers Beautiful. 71 people cant spell.lol

[TheTunderkill]

yahuuuuu

[Solidus1086]

Damn, and i thought the texture popin was bad on the ps3, but this is game breaking.

[artemisfowl93]

My copy works fine. Only time textures don't render is when I open up a door, or enter a town. Everything on the inside is all smooth for a moment or two, and then fine the rest of the time.

[the1337cook]

BURP.

[Darksiegify]

Finally a nice little patch that doesn't suck.But the game still has bad textures. :(

[Jaumur]

if anyone has a solution please post and thumb up 

[Perinormel]

@Jaumur If you have an ATi card, there's a new driver specifically FOR RAGE, it doesn't FIX the problem, but it makes them load a lot lot faster so it's almost unnoticeable.

[Coldwatercavs01]

you should have the option to return steam-bought games within a certain time period, i just got the game download, and i cant even play the fucking thing cause it lags like hell, should have probably read up on it, i even downloaded the update but for some reason it wont work for me and game is still shit, wish id didnt cut corners

[CarighanMaconar]

I hope all of you are not buying this game so we're sending developers a clear message that this is *not* ok?

[pTFuZionZz]

I like the burp at the end

[MasterMarcosStudios]

I have same problem , but mines freezes...

[FlamingBlueCats]

I feel like any "quit" option in this game should just be titled "Rage-quit" lol

[prpcb2]

98.164.197.14 A new server, no greifing no hamachi no stealing so profanity. Build anywhere you want currently 25 slots we can make more if needed Shuts down at 12am pacific time starts back up from 6 to 11 pm pacific time. Shuts down ever hour for 30 seconds for map backups

[EpicFlyingPanda32]

Thumbs up if you thought this was a video of Simon RAGEQUITTING!!!

[Alzam68]

Jesus Christ. PC and Console are separate. They have different characteristics. I play PC games and console games and although I am more biased towards one of the two it is about experience and opinion. Neither is altogether better than the other. Yes the latest PC Games have better graphics and the consoles have simpler controls that some people prefer. They are just machines to provide entertainment. Get over it.

[ryantoh2000]

WTF LOL!!!!

[plymouthsuperbird440]

@williewobbler79 i agree i recognize this and im freakin 13 and i speek beter than some people i know it is terable but i cant spell to save my life

[SLURM187]

Perfect on x box... Sooooooo... Yeah

[FlamingBlueCats]

@SLURM187 Are you seriously trying to start a console war?

[williewobbler79]

Since everyone 'went to college' in this pissy, shit-flinging argument, you'd imagine they would know the difference between 'then' & 'than'. Honestly, the internet will be the downfall of civilized language.

[elecmanexe001]

@Valkenhyne Right, exactly my point. PC isn't always the best. Also though, they are going to fix it and tell you how to run it in the mean time so it's just a matter of time.

[pingugon]

He should have done one of these for brink

[starfox991]

Trololololo

[bgpivoter]

As the name suggests...

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU-

[alexstore1]

HAHAHAH! "AAAeeeaaahhh"

[TheeAppleMann]

Thats why console - PC

[xxluwayxx]

@TheeAppleMann I used to think that to, 6 years ago

[Olengher]

I played this game cracked, it is weak and gives you a bad feeling that so much effort went into such crap.Texture streaming is nothin new, it never worked proper, like real time, its better to have more video memory and many small detailed textures repeating than less and a large streamed texture.They made the shit into a whip and tried to crack the whip.Rage for PC is the result.

[iMernerner]

VGA MAKERS DIDN'T UPGRADE OPEN GL DRIVER UP TO DATE. (ex:AMD)

Look. XBOX 360 ver of rage is perpect. so why is wrong in pc ?. the answer is vga driver. john carmack is mad at this

[gibbygodfrey]

For all the people asking if this is Xbox or PS3 it's not. It's his computer that's only about 6 months old.

[lifestudios]

@TrueMooW It's probably because you record off of your TV with a low quality video camera...

[Aranak777]

its dident work on my geforce gtx260 ;-; i have lag at each 3 seconde =< i feel like i buy i game for nothing

[awsomeDualshock]

@yeehaw789 I didnt know that, i only played the Xbox Version and it works Perfect. you dont have to be a * about it.

[yeehaw789]

@awsomeDualshock i didnt mean to be but it should be obvious.

[KermitDaFrogDude]

Simon's??

*Turns volume down*

[pntblnguitarists]

Is this 360? My Playstation runs this game waaaaayyyy better. Still some texture pop in but no where near as bad as this?

[The1shallstand]

@pntblnguitarists no its pc

[iKILLIANO]

@cjtheinvader just taking the time to think that up makes you a queer lmfao your girlfriend moved away looking for someone else? lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[troyonate]

How come lewis played it better then? Simon you must have a shit pc, so dont rage about the graphics when you should be raging at your computer system. Its a good game and it runs well if you have a good quality computer

[DiGiovangiacomo]

You need to download it to your hard drive its run 100x smoother

[iKILLIANO]

@cjtheinvader ur a queer

[CJTheInvader]

@iKILLIANO I was actually joking. Almost none of what i said was true. I was trying to point out how easy it is to lie on the internet.

I do major in psychology, I am 18 years old. Used to have a girlfriend "Who moved away. looking for someone else." And i started college a bit earlier. But the rest of it isin't even true. Why would i know my parents history of sex? That would just be freaky.

And i must say,

No, YOU are a queer.

[AdinSKK]

had same problems the new V2 drivers released yesterday fixed everything for me using an ati hd 5870

[ijmert2]

HOW DID HE FIX IT DAMMIT?!

[greenremixv2]

I Have a Error code

"Error code 51"

It is pissing me Off and it wont allow me to play Rage -_-

Rage has made me Rage

[Hatchyb]

Is This because Simons pc isn't good enough or because his pc is broken?? Plz answer cos I dnt no whether to get this game on steam

[DeathnoteBB]

Lewis wasn't having problems...

[DeathnoteBB]

Lewis wasn't having problems...

[theozzyoscar]

buurp

[lilyoshi510]

@someWIERDmetalguy xbox360 sux donkey dick it is owned by microsoft nd ps3 is independent cuz its part of sony

[kibaalberto]

thats why real men play on consoles and not a PC

[ijmert2]

@kibaalberto well real mean are dumb then and don't like good graphics.

[WoWIcebane]

Same thing happened to me. Currently downloading the "fix". 46% done.

[someWEIRDmetalguy]

XBOX 360 rocks !!!! I GOT NO PROBLEMS ! PS3 SOME GARBAGE

[FuriousTheGeorge]

The same texture shit happens in my ps3. I'm still glad I decided on the console version cause this game is still a shit console port.

[danthemanw00t]

Lol i disliked it and now its 100% red

[Sakuraclone99k]

lol

[lowercase21]

Works great on 360

[Rocky1994S]

Your a fucking idiot

[LurkSAR]

@Rocky1994S

No sir, you are an idiot.

[iMadeBeastMode]

And that's why the game is called RAGE. You be RAGIN' when this happens.!

[XcarmraX]

@ K0sm1cKid amen to that...

[jimm3ronn]

my game crashes after the intro video cutscene

[MrBergmo]

blabla Wadsworth Constant blabla

[ghilliedfox]

@JidzIsColossal nice trolling small dick kid ;) o umm btw whats your moms phone number or ur phone number ill gladly butt fuck ur dad and mom :)

[mexicanstickfigures]

I'm glad that I didn't buy this game.

[ghostkingoftheworld]

@Craig12390 Didnt mean to offend anyone, just a little peeved because it was really fun for me.

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

how punny

[JidzIsColossal]

@LulzKast yeah you get the games before we do and you still suck balls on it dickwad

[JidzIsColossal]

@DJclanful yeah...the biggest multiplayer game in the world...you dumb fuck

[DJclanful]

@JidzIsColossal Biggest multiplayer game in the word? id rather play super mario bros then cod

and i bet theirs a bunch of other people that would agree with me

(PC gaming ftw)

[JidzIsColossal]

@theruder9 all fps are the same same? well obviously they're all 'first person shooter's...

[theruder9]

@JidzIsColossal I mean the basic gameplay *shoot at things that are not nice* , Although some games TRY to make it different it normally ends up being the same.

[bestdudeever765]

rAnDoM meter: 78%

[superfish2525]

I think that's why they call it rage you rage if that happens

[michielzitopdewc]

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCHED!?