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  • i flopped quad jacks yesterday

  • bond would've gone all-in whether he thought le chiffre was bluffing or not.. kings full of aces?? guy is so unlucky to lose...

  • just your usual poker hand of full house vs quads... and the board shows AKKJJ ...

  • If Phil Hellmuth was sitting in James Bond chair the movie would have ended sooner cause i'm pretty sure he would have killed Mr.Lechiffre...lol

  • @pipo2007654321 Lechiffre would of beat him and then hellmuth would cry like he always does!

  • slowroll lmao i would killed him right there

  • Bond sucks at poker...even if he was so sure Le Chiffre was bluffing,reconsidering should've at least crossed his mind when he got reraised all-in on his bluff-catching reraise instead of quickly calling with the 3rd possible best hand!

    Anyone who bluffs with a reraise on the river gives up if you raise him again,especially if it is a doublebet (showing it's likely for value)!

    And I liked how Le Chiffre showed his hand...James probably assumed there was an Ace hidden behind the Jack of Clubs! :P

  • @Businessmanthess Oh my god, poker experts on a James Bond scene.. He thought he was bluffing, that's the message of the scene!

  • @coreycunninghamkarl Where did you troll come from?

  • @Businessmanthess You're the troll, trying to disect a fictional hand..

  • @coreycunninghamkarl

    1)For an Irish,your English is horrible...the word is "dissect" by the way...

    2)Who the hell do you think you are,the "comment referee" of this video?I'll dissect whatever the fuck I want,get a life you retarted idiot...

  • @Businessmanthess No.. I just think you're a troll

  • @Businessmanthess Yea, you're definitely a troll. Calm down, it's just a movie.

  • @Businessmanthess Actually it was the 4th possible best hand. 1- KK 2-JJ 3- AA 4-AK

  • @ChingChowWei It would be if there were 5 Kings in the deck...unfortunately the deck has only 4! :P

  • you know how i knew bond had the worst hand? he showed his cards first.

  • slowroll like that at my table and i will be airmailing a chair to your face

  • loving the slowrolling!

  • I love this guy's slow roll lol

    

  • Le sufflé xD

  • Hello there, Le Chiffre, If you just want to step into my van and come home with me, that would be great.

    Lucy, x

  • this idiot cant even spell poker.

  • ok Le Chiffre is soooo much cooler that Bond! :D

  • What a Donk!!!! Everybody knows Kings full of Aces is only a bluffcatcher.

  • Bond looked like he was going to jump from the table and choke the life out of LeChiffre at 3:08.

  • 1 dislike: Bond?

  • That is the world's worst slowroll

  • anyone else notice that at 0:36, bond has ace-king of spades, but when he shows his cards at 2:37, he has ace-king of hearts...big mistake in shooting the movie

  • @tennispro135 ha idk if you were joking but it was hearts the whole time...

  • @tennispro135 he has ace king of hearts in both of the times you see his cards

    can you not tell the difference ... big mistake in adding a comment

  • Haha I love it he's hilarious in this scene it's so funny..."oh whoops just a jack, ah well...oh, uuuhp...wait a sec..."

  • For me, LE CHIFFRE in casino royale and ALEC TRAVELYAN in goldeneye are the best james bond villains....!!!!!!!

  • this is like pokerstars

  • I mean bet on the turn but check on the river, I'd say he was looking for a straight and just missed it.

  • wonder what felix had to bet only 300 grand on the flop but check on the turn?

  • this actor that plays Le Chiffre is definitely the best actor in this movie...i like that part at 2:44 'oops'

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  • "My God it's the tell, he's bluffing"

    Lol before LeChiffre even decides on his action 

  • jak nazywają się te grube karty na milion?

    There are that about nominal this thick card (kart) one million?

  • Mads kicks ass with that "oops..."

  • Shocking slowroll.

  • What is the Asian girl doing there? Is she going to clean the felt or bleed all over it?

  • Mads Mikkelsen <3 . I am ultimately so proud of him staring in a movie like this, when all of us Danes remember him from Pusher and Blinkende Lygter. Kudos to our man for getting so far in his career :)

  • Le Chiffre = God

  • bond never looses a hand until now

  • ffffuu minraise.

  • I fucking hate when that happens. You have like the sickest hand and call and raise everything and then the other guy pulls out some of that shit. fuuuuuck me

  • sick slowroll Lechiffre

  • People sure get huge hands an awful lot in Montenegro.

  • Good thing that wasn't Phil Hellmuth in bond's chair

  • @godly04 "CALLED A RAISE WITH A PAIR OF JACKS?! IDIOT FROM NORTHERN EUROPE!"

  • You must have thought I was bluffing Mr. Bond....

    Uh no.... I had Aces full of kings....

  • SLOWROLLED!!

  • If Tom Dwan had been on in that table and had gone all in on the turn, James Bond and LeChiffre would've folded

  • You ever find a tell in a high stakes game as obvious as fiddling with chips and you're a lucky man

  • Mikkelsen is the best actor in this movie ( and almost in each he plays ) and best wrong character :)

  • I hate that Le Chiffre says U must of thought i was bluffing.... lmao are u serious..... these hollywood directors dont know sh*t in poker.... its called a cooler, For show wise it was the tell... but if this was reality it would be What a cooler, no way u could fold there nor would u think u were beat. Ask any poker player... or PRO poker player and that U must of thought i was bluffing comment in this movie is the dumbest and false statement ever in poker condering the 2 hands involved!

  • @Deadganon Actually it's not erroneous for him to say that.

    It just shows you how aware Le Chiffre is about his opponents. 

  • @Deadganon It's a movie, not Poker After Dark.

  • like in nl5. bet, min raise, min reraise, allin, call...

  • Oops >.>

  • Donks, always minraise and shit

  • le chiffre...cheats.

  • zzzzzzz poker...............

  • Sick Slow-roll

  • I'm a James Bond fanatic and what I like about James Bond is to see him in situations where has disadvantages or gets served by the villains. So funny how he took the defeat badly when he ordered a vodka martini.

    Bond: (moody) Vodka martini

    Bartender: Would you like that stirred or shaken?

    Bond: (snaps) Do I Iook like I give a damn?

    Bartender: (Okay!)

  • @JReed1985

    What a great movie!

    It's thanks to moments like that (and a massive card game in the middle of the film) that I rate this Bond the best of them all.

    And Craig is the best.

  • @jazzx251 yeah they did need to reboot after Die Another day that dreadful Bond film before this. This is what I call a Bond movie.

  • wtf?! did any one else get that commercial at the beginning of the clip for a dating site only for black people? wtf?!

  • I think rolled up aces over kings would've been more likely, however i wonder if the producers thought to not do that since the underfull vs. overfull scenario has been played out before in the opening scene of "rounders."

  • this is still my favorite poker movie

  • @karaoaks909 Have you not seen Rounders? I thought that was farrrr superior to casino royale. 

  • if someone slow rolled a hand like that  in the casino with me I'd go fucking mental

  • @smellybearrr yea you get thrown under the bus pretty quickly for slowrolling like that.

  • The minute they killed Le Chiffre was the ruination of this film for me. Mikelsen had presence charisma and played the part expertly.

  • Lol.. Just like in poker stars micro stakes..

    Where when the fishes hold monsters all they do is min-raise

  • 2:50 :D

  • 1 person was beat by Le Chiffre.

  • During the poker scenes I always like to watch how Le Chiffre flips the chips, like in 0:55. I like how he says 'Oops' too! ^^. Excellent bond villian IMO.

  • Le Queef

  • Not funny! That's retarded.

  • @SaNBeanz you are the one who's retarded. I was just making a joke on his name. I love James Bond anyways. Shut the fuck up.

  • @pigfarts99 lol Sacreblue !

  • Le Chiffre pretty much got him back with that rope.

  • Slow rolling mf

  • I copied this exact slow roll once. It's okay though the guy I did it to was a douchebag. He wore shades to a friendly poker game among friends.

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  • When we return the blinds will be ten hundred thousend?

  • @Warrioior TWO hundred thousand

  • slow-rolling son of a bitch lol... that's why he loses later with a full boat when Bond's got the nuts

  • "Oops"

    Epic pwnage XD.

  • what the heck, miniraise, miniraise, then ALL-IN!!!

  • dirtiest slow roll ever. I'd choke the guy out.

  • @SocrTrump quote

  • this would have gone all in anyway even without his dirty finger trick

  • I would have called even if he wasnt bluffing, the only hand that beats him is pocket aces and pocket jacks, Bond had a monster in his own right

  • Oppss :D

  • i had that happed to me........the exact habd too..lost alot....

  • @tyronesinclair yeah, and then u woke up hahaha

  • see the thing that really doesnt make sense

    is the line

    "you thought i was bluffing"

    well regardless... he had AK for the boat... doesnt matter if he thought he was bluffin he would call regardless

  • nice slowroll!!

  • The guy who plays LeChiffre is a really good actor. He is the best james bond villain. There is something dark and scary about him. This is one of my favourite films of all time.

  • @thebhoys88 And he's Danish!

  • @thebhoys88

    He's fantastic.

    I've adopted his "oops" line whenever I knock out an opponent.

  • @thebhoys88 youre so damn right! this is the only figure in a movie i had to think about for a very long time..i love him :D

  • Like the danish accent when Mads says "Oops"

  • So someone told him about his own tell and he used it against Bond and then in the second round he tried to use it again but Bond saw through it?

  • @WYJAFAK2 Yea basically Bond told Mathis, and Mathis told Lechiffre!! Mathis betrayed him in this part of the movie. He was lying the whole time to Vesper when he said "look it's tale my god james was right" geeeeeeeeeee I wonder how he knows lol

  • good god, that sort of shit with a house getting owned by quads happens to me all the time

  • The scene where Bond stares at the chips at the end is really powerful.. Can't be overconfident..

  • 2:59

    Bond: You just wait until I beat your arse with a straight flush, then we'll see who is bluffing!

  • Le Chiffre, is an danish actor.

  • "Oh hey Bond!, look what I've got, a jack of clubs, isn't that exciting? But wait! What's that behind it? Oh look! It's the jack of spades! Oh too bad Bond, looks like my four of a kind is a teensy bit better than your full house, life's a bitch isn't it? Better luck next time Mr. Bond.

  • @darkshad109

    Well, they are paying millions, you are sure that you will go with a par of aces made from cards in the table?

  • Bond will only lose to AA and JJ that time, or draw for AK, if I are Bond, I will call the All-in too =D

  • even if bond thought he wasnt bluffing he still must have been pretty confident of his hand, K's full of A's, why some players would only have to think of going all in with that would be crazy :D haha

    the hands in this are so far fetched its ridiculous :D good movie though :)

  • Yh lol everything is a full house or higher in every scene.

  • well the scenes with 2 7 arent interesting at all

  • @darkshad109

    I have the Special Extended Edition where all the poker hands are included - it lasts 10 hours. There's this one hand where Bond nearly wins with 7 - 2 off suit just because he's in the big blind. But he folds when the small blind raises with Jack 3 off suit.

  • @jazzx251 Umm... It wasn't a real game of poker, they only played the hands in the movie, they didn't film for 10 hours of playing and only take out 15 minutes worth... Waste of money, time and resources.

  • @darkshad109

    Sherlock homes exists.

  • @jazzx251 You're the one that said it was, I was telling you it wasn't spastic... Also thats 'Holmes' fucking retard.

  • @darkshad109

    You're so the spastic.

    Oh dear.

  • @jazzx251 Lol nice come back... You know you was out done, accept it.

  • @jazzx251 lol what about the bit where bond gets caught bluffing with a mid pair and low kicker

  • powerful scene at the end where bond is just sitting at the table lonely staring at the chips

  • ownag3. Kinda ironic when bond revenge slow rolls him lol

  • i love how he shows the 2 jacks

  • WUHU! there are two Danish acts in this movie !

  • LMFAO 'you must have thought I was bluffing' when Bond had Kings full for fucks sake and took more than 2 seconds to call him so slowrolled the fuck out of Le Chiffer who then did the same back with quad jacks. Fucking joke!

  • I just can't stop laughing whenever Le Chiffre says "Oops."

  • I love the black guy's "It seems someone knows something I don't". I think he had qt for straight and that king on the river saved him some money :)

  • Its just like: OHHHH MAN I NAILED YOUR ASS!!!!!

  • I love how Mads made that oops, sound Danish on purpose

  • I also like how that "oops" sounds!!

  • HAHA yes its sounds very danish!

    I am from Denmark and I know how oops sounds on danish UPS!

  • It's right! He said Oops in danish.. it's funny! But I think he's very well at english I'm a Dane too. ( Hej,)

  • hej<3

  • Jeg er sørme stolt over at vi har fået to danskere med i en James Bond film... That's awsome. :D

  • JA MEGA!!

  • Oops

  • C'mon, James, min-raising after a bet, call, and raise on the river? Sure, you've got a boat and he's doing the twitch thing, but you're still behind AA, KK, and JJ and the pot's less than 10% of your stack. Le Chiffre wouldn't overplay Kx Jx, AJ, or QT and doesn't respect Felix enough to big-chip bluff him. Make it 3 million, then fold to an all-in.

  • so negativedepartment the expert of cards.

    so after the river card is the king bond is behind aa, kk, and jj

    I didn't know there were 5 kings in a standard deck of cards since bond holds one with two on board. he can still be behind kk? what's the fifth king? king of jackasses?

  • Haha, OK, he's got the 3rd-place nuts instead of the 4th. Now, about your uncontrollable spasms of rage - have you seen a psychologist lately?

  • haha, it would have been more realistic if Le Chiffre had AA. Then pulled a Teddy KGB "Aces Full Bond"

  • @bender2004

    BAD JUDGMENT !! Don't you worry my son, it will all be over soon.

  • @mtavares92 you're right Teddy... the ace didn't help. I flopped a nut straight.

  • @YouCanCallMeAl1022

    It is.. yaer maniy after awll.

    You knowe? Da lást taime I stick it in yu?

    *Stick it in you*

    *Stick it in you*

    *Stick it in you*

  • he cant have KK because bond has one of the kings and 2 are on the board, unless Le Chiffe Rigged the deck.

  • 007 gets slowrolled lol

  • bond is a donkey

  • man le is a gun making it seem liek he was bluffing then owning bond

  • OOPS.....

  • when i watched this i didnt know the rules lol and it was all confusing but now it all makes sense =p

  • oops...

  • OOPS

  • Sick bad beat, I put Le Chriffre on a straight or a house, didn't see those quads at all O_o

  • I wish I had an epic poker face like Le Chiffre and Bond do, I keep grinning like the Cheshire Cat when I get good cards :-(

  • Don't we all :D

  • lol i like it how his just like "oops"

  • Le Chiffre > Bond

  • if only i understood the rules, before watching this in the cinema

  • What a faggot slow roller

  • lol Min Bets Quads, Min Re-Raise with second nut boat, open shove and snap call. Something you see on a 5c/10c NL game on stars

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  • nndavi58 -

    Straight Flush (5 consecutive cards of the Same Suit) Four of a Kind (Four of the same numbers) Full House (3 pair + 2 pair) Flush (5 of the Straight (5 Consecutive Cards - Higher Cards win!!) Two of after a King * Three of a Kind Two Pairs One Pair High card (Ace - 8)

  • I Like when "The Chiffre" say"OOPS"

    Funny...

  • @loveshot7

    he said "Ups" Danish for oops... LOL

  • call me thick, Ive never really understood poker to well, but isnt a king and an ace supposed to be higher than two jacks? :S :S :S

  • i think the two jacks are a pair, like a pair of 8s per se and a pair has high value.

  • lol, well obviously yeah but why else would there be 5 cards in the middle

    you make the best hand you can by picking 5 cards with your 2

  • no, because two jacks are a pair

    and king and ace are nothing. just high cards

  • The Chiffre got 4 of a kind. He had the best hand!

  • i also like the dramatic staredown between bond and le chiffre whilst playing. if anyone watches poker even on espn, nobody really tries to intimidate one another at the table. pretty unprofessional.

  • cheap ass undercover guy @ 1:30 folds after putting out only 300,000!! that's the CIA for you, how is he going to nab Le Chiffre if he cant even threaten him at the poker table?

  • lol i can do that little poker chip hand trick

  • me too

    i learned b/c of this movie

    haha and when i go to the casino

    sometimes ill do the

    "OOOPS..."

    and flip over the winning card

    its hillarious

  • Ahahahha, bit of a dickhead move that one

  • i think its a cool trick and looks difficult

    you should be happy

  • lol cheers, easy to learn tho, theres videos on it