Jays Rap

[lions4life2]

Also to forced.

[lions4life2]

To serious. 

[brittnyann798]

um... yeah

[tallnbeautifulone]

hes readin somethin next to tha camera guy



[69FTWTristonFTW69]

You guys are fags.

[tonilando]

so shit

[matjackson1986]

<3 this

[JOSHBATTLE]

You go too fast! -.- and shit camera

[toffart]

What the fuck is this?

[kelsehhhh]

WOW...WTF.lmfao

[ErickJett]

this is a retarded video, but i wouldnt mind smoking a fat blunt with these guys. lol

[jrjastud]

I'm at a bit of a conflict; the video itself was so stupendously horrible, but his retorts to other people informing him of that fact are hilarious. Ah, what the hell. Thumbs up to the video for your wit.

[ErickJett]

@jrjastud haha yea his response to some comments made me laugh too.

[MPieter88]

YOU GUYS SUCK!! :D

[itsbroken101]

you dont even know the words; you go to fast; i could do better than you

[FVEliteDT]

The second I seen this pathetic and sad attempt of copying the 1 n only Jason Mewes, I instantly knew you were a colon cowboy of a pole pirate, u dream of sucking off Kevin Smith like a "Circus Seal". I will wish upon a gay star that you choke on a cock soon.

[JSin123]

Fail...

[Shadowcom1]

This is soooooooo badly done and it makes me wana cry

[evieh388]

you look like my sisters boyfriend xD

[gondors8]

wtf??

[weeblewobble92]

3 words... NORTHERN FUCKING MONKEYS!

why bother? you take one of the best stoner movies ever made and kill it?

you all lick fucking balls!!

[arnoldxaviersylliboy]

Bad Song Dont Know How To Sing It

[Yanks954]

u suck

no offense

[ObieT2k]

its not "noise noise noise" you fuckin binbag bastard "handed down by god HERSELF" ?????? LOL YOU FUCKIN CLOWN SHOES!!!!!!

[The420tacoman]

Fuck you Asshole how could you make fun off the greatest movie of all fucking time and getting some retard to play jay and silent bob and them gut some fucking crooked tooth limey to play the limey this video licks balls cause you infact lick balls you fucking joke

[blizazed]

oh and its noinch u dipshit. not noise.

[blizazed]

wow tht shit was terrible. like holy fuck tht was bad. jay and silent bob would kill u if they heard this

[zachattak43]

haha whoaaa people are seriously getting pissed off over this...enough to say that he should commit suicide? haha what the fuck? yall are some whining, bitchy ass people. hahaha

[iammucky]

retared u did it all wrong

[logiehoagie123]

its B-L-U-N-T not butt

[MrMicas101]

u guys suck elephant dick

[bmorebaby76]

lmao i think this pretty funny

[XSticksXnXStonesX]

you did that horribly... You said it WAY too fast, and you fucked up a lot of the lyrics. Try it again on a less windy day.

[lupiidaciei]

FUCKIN' RETARDS!!

[thisismikestanley]

woooooow, you guys definitely saw the movie...not

[RichieRichGoldBrickz]

haha fukkin british accents... you cant do it with those

[steakfacetothemax]

lol dude, get a better memory.... and acting skills, and voice, and a life

[mrhp9]

Faggot

[iantodaro]

your timing is off by a little

[Love60sMusic]

the acting was so bad, it makes the video funny lol

[crisrhey112]

the melody is bad and the weather is bad get your shoes and get some sleep

FUCKING BITCH

[5LaoSoulja5]

yoooo he suxxxxx so badd he was soooo off

[oscar13r13]

EPIC FAIL!!!

[WINGSofHAVOK]

it looks like he's reading the lines off o q'cards.

[lexislulu]

lmao so cheesy is that a towl you wearing over you head? haha

[XinhoEdloko]

fail...D=

[2rhx]

Fucking big SHIT!

[UOFKfan100]

wow! you suck ass!

[itrchi1]

you suck, wtf was that, its smochin not smokin, and its not smokin weed smokin weed its smochin weed smochin wiz doing coke... get the lines write befor you make a vid like this u 'fat fuck', u rap fast then slow and keep stuttering like a fool, i think people will agree when i say, 'fuck that fat fuck' cause thats what you are, a fat fuck for doing such a bad empression.

[morgantheman]

@itrchi1 no shit eh. if hes going to try to copy somthing he should atleast try and make it good.

[Steve99jp66]

Well, that sucked...

[TheOriginalKinzu]

fuck you

[michaelconquest]

Indeed it was a difficult shoot. We had to swim across a vast ocean made of liquid silver. We found ourselves washed ashore on a bizarre land. Everything was purple, even the bananas!! So we ate a feast of cheese and pickles, I'm not such a fan of pickles but my parter was and he demanded pickles.

[michaelconquest]

ok, I have no understanding of what you have written, but i'm sure it's very clever. Well done

[sajblue]

michaelconquest uv write like 1

[joejon420]

man he was reading the whole time

[mcxMendoza]

its funny how "michaelconquest" tries to play off the insults, when in fact they do hurt his feelings to the point where, i hope, he commits a long violent painful mandatory suicide, for this horrible impression of the FUNNY Jay. he must've st-st-st- stuttered 14 times, u joke, fucking faggot with poetry, please have someone upload the video of which u are martyred, u asshole.

[michaelconquest]

Well you make some very valid points in your argument. I like how you wrote in a stuttered manner to ensure everyone would understand, well done. I loved the alliteration also, very nice touch although the word faggot is a bit boring, and as a homosexual I get called that all the time so it doesn't really offend me anymore. The work on suicide was good, but not graphic enough more description is needed. Overall a good effort 8/10

[honkworm10]

that shits so gay

xx

[RutsEst]

They wanna make fun of stoners,, first u have to learn English then start dissin others. hes a dickhead

[friutcake94]

wow your such a fucking loser!!

[michaelconquest]

Yes, you are right. I see it now, my life is pointless i shall end it all, after the witching hour i shall be no more. Thank you for opening my eyes to my shallow and worthless life. My existence is simply a drain on society and that is a sad reality i have faced thanks to you.

[friutcake94]

OMG what the hell was that..... poetry? What the fuck dude? you are a disgrace you stupid bastard!!!!!

[michaelconquest]

Poetry is correct. Thanks very much. its these kind of kind comments that make it all worthwhile, so you can rest well that you have made this stupid bastard, now that is poetry, a very happy chap.

[KezLikesPie]

...

[michaelconquest]

Finally someone who has understood the subtext of the video matter. Thank you, it makes it all worthwhile when someone understands

[jaffaonutube]

what a bunch of knobs

that was shit

[michaelconquest]

Yes. I like Rainbows and cheese. Apples are nice but only when served with a large sausage. In the old days I remember such thoughts about pi. Indeed he said with a gleeful smile, as he crossed the room like a shadow on a hot summers morn.

I hope this clears up your concerns over the video and now your life can move on, as I guess this will have stunted your ability to function within society. Good day.

[jaffaonutube]

your a weirdo!

[michaelconquest]

Why thank you, your words wash over me like a cool summers breeze, as the butterflies gently flutter past and the owl sits looking from his perch, I recall a lake in the back, in the trees where the old oak tree once grew. Fondly he said, with a tear in his eye, those day were amazing. I had just turned 21 and my life was still a mystery, so many adventures i had planned in my thoughts, so soon I could live out such expeditions.

[livingdeadgirl123123]

lol this was funny i love this vidio lol

[michaelconquest]

Faggots in my country is quite the compliment, so i thank you very much

[Zimflabo]

dude your faggots i hate british ppl

[sk83r498]

somkin weed smokin wiz god and too fast

[xXSHADOWBURSTXx]

lol he was british- fucking eightees style

[boboutski]

haha a sock?

I love you guys.

[JamesChris123]

wow you really fuckin suck at this you fuck cock sneezer

[michaelconquest]

I find it amazing how offended you seem to be as though it is something important.

Thank you.

[monkeyfootproduction]

fags

[michaelconquest]

Seriously, if you are going to throw me an insult at the very least make it witty or clever. Calling me a fag is about as offensive as calling me a sock.

[gemcupaine]

funny ... jay has a good voice :))

[VickysLittleSecret45]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I loved it! Funny!

[michaelconquest]

I'm sorry for offending you so very much. I feel so massively disgusting. I cried all last night, my pillow was awfully damp, I wish I could change things and be a better person. I would like to inform you that the gentleman in the video is not me but a chum of mine. I hope that my self loathing due to this video helps you move on and be happier.

[michaelconquest]

I find you awfully offensive, I may even cry myself to sleep.

[Emogingirl]

Ehhez qrva nagy tehetség kell bazdmeg :S

[paul119944]

shitty i sucked more dick then any other vid on youtube

[michaelconquest]

I did not know you could upload such videos to youtube, how splendid.

[ZoOPoO07]

-cough gay cough-

[thedarkestimmortal]

that was gay, u didn't sound anything like jay u couldn't even get the rythm rite! god!

[michaelconquest]

Its you

[benoit221185]

who's the dickhead in the scarf?!?

[honkworm10]

i cant really remember doing this.

[zacknoe12345]

dambass

[michaelconquest]

Thank you for your kind words

[tonilando]

very poor but funni