im just a stone

[killersushi99]

The stone has weight issues.

[DrWatsonPostmortem]

Mikey is grandpa's slave.

[Daghead]

Someone please upload Miss Charity's Diner.

[JFREE360]

God made stones to kill people with.

[shortti3]

LOOOOL @ even you mikey...OKAY GREAT! I remember this as a kid. I have all of them in vhs.

[kotraquin]

the stone sounds stoned

[MyOnlyFarph]

That stone killed a dude, and that was his purpose.

Lesson = god makes people murderers

[LowFatPat]

"I wonder what my purpose is!"

"You're supposed to be a slave."

[cutes22]

God likes stones, apparently.

[tehmalacoda]

Just an incredibly boring stone

[elinconsciente]

The captivating story about a stone turned into a murdering weapon-

[Dysphomia]

Something tells me that's not his grandpa.

[ragemanchoo82]

Who makes these awful puppet videos? BargainBinOfOblivion has a lot of them. They're funny, but they're not supposed to be, haha

[WaywardDream]

how is his grandson so black...

[TheBobasbro]

@WaywardDream

Grandpa like his brown sugar

[TheMyersBrothers]

Why is the old man hiding in the bushes with a little boy?

[NegativeNick]

This makes John Lennon look like Jump 5!

[slicingwater]

Congratulations, your purpose is to be a muder weapon.

[bobwoffleburger]

YEA I KNOW YOUR A FUCKIN STONE

[ShahidMiller]

Who would have thought an ordinary everyday stone and a slingshot could break a human's skull?

[Tigercat919]

Of all the videos I've seen in that series this is by far the least threatening.

[cavakun]

If david lived today he would have used a pistol against golliath's AK-47.

Then the song would be "im just a pistol, im not as powerful as a kalishnikov but if god wanted me then i will serve his will"

[zjc92]

Remember kids, violence is the perfect solution to all disagreements, and the stone you choose to kill with should be sentient.

[goodguitaristatmetal]

WAIT A MINUTE!

His grandads white but hes black WTF!!!!!!!!!

[elinconsciente]

Christianity really wants us to be stones waiting for divine orders.

[kittykat493]

what if i DON'T agree?

does that mean I don't get to be raped....I mean used....by god?

[neojudasiscariot]

Mikey: I wonder what my purpose is

Grandpa: Stop thinking start picking cotton you fucking nigger *whips the shit out of his black ass*

[Paradoxataur]

This is awful!

[gmoney101392]

YO I SAW THIS AS A KID!

but now its fucking HILARIOUS

[marsgodofwarx]

why does this piss me off so much

[frother]

only 10,000 years, it's not so bad.

[SatansMullet]

I would think killing a fucking giant with a rock to his head is a little more then (Just a Spat)

[Ganthir]

You're just a stone, until god needs you for a murder tool. What an upgrade.

[DarthNader11]

It's a stone, god, you didn't make it.

[atlg8or6137]

That African American puppet is literally black. REALLY black.

[Mausfaenger]

No, you're just a boulder.

[ilikehats37]

fuckin' story of my life.

[JSRFfyiGUM]

No, your not just an ordinary stone. You freakin' talk.

[VideyoJunkei]

"everybody must get stoned!!!!"

[marathonguy999]

This stone kicked some ass!!!

[enuneko]

The grandpa sounds like the one in Tarboy.

[marathonguy999]

Never trust a singing stone!!!

[hstrzina]

WTF IS A SPAT??? I thought it was past-tense for spit...

[TheLegitMan93]

@hstrzina An argument or conflict.

[RandomCupcake321]

When they say 'God used me' throughout the song, espicially at the end, it sounds sooooooo wrong! LOL! XD

[Lostagain70]

That's a really dark kid for having such a pasty white grandpa.

[fastmama123]

it is so sad that people r putting god and his words down the way they are. god bless all of you and i hope u find god and accept him into your hearts and lives.

[cheetahlikescheese]

@fastmama123 Yea i cant belive how dumb they used god and them like this. And its rascim with the kid saying somethin about using him as in slavery

[Neocrater]

Anyone know what the name of this show is?

[orkutfinance]

I'd love God to come out of nowhere and say "just what the fuck are you assholes doing, I didn't create you fucking puppets to go and spread your stupid shit like this!"

[RandomCupcake321]

Oh Mi God!

Since when puppets became Christians, and retards...

[CastingOutTheSelf]

0:22

At first I heard "even you, monkey"

[yermomsboxx]

"If God could use a little stone like me, he'll use you, too."

The stone was used to murder someone.

[pkring]

That is just so awful.  FUCK god.

[encliticcopula]

That shtone has a shpeech impediment. Maybe it'sh trying to shound like Sean Connery?

[JAMNews93]

how is he his grandpa see how black he is

[SatansMullet]

what in gods fucking name lol

[supernightmaren2]

wait, grandpa? wait...

[grogson]

Your a talking stone! theres nothing more to say...

[lagartolover]

it's time to take a child and make him old (LOL song of the smiths)

[mickmoart]

"I'm just....a schtone! For yearths I sat!"

He's a stoned stone who can't sing! LOL!

[CommonSensation]

He was just a stone, until he turned into a killing machine.

[nunurox]

since when did rocks have eyebrows?

[nickonoise]

Well now don't be silly. God made rocks with eyes, mouths, eyebrows and souls but they sinned and so he took all of that way leaving them with nothing. He is a loving and just God. The moral of this post. Praise the Lord or he'll take away your face!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nunurox]

thank you! I guess I will go to church every sunday!

[Droqen]

It's good to know god will "use you too, if you will just agree"

I am comforted to know that even omnipotent beings are not rapists.

[TheFaustianMan]

@Droqen

Agreed.

[tinknred]

omg what is this movie called i use ta watch this when i was a kid

[drowninginapplesauce]

That boy is clearly adopted.

[TheFaustianMan]

@drowninginapplesauce

Clearly!

[YourParentsRDivorced]

even me grandpa?

no mikey, your black.

awh....

[battybuddy]

I'm JUST... a schtone... But at least I am not black...

[makeitmondos]

why would the grandpa's grandson be black he must have fucked his slaves.

[LadyLucario]

I find the rock's song depressing...probably because the way he sings it O.o

[AJFreeway]

aaronj, lol thats my name.

[larodem]

"Cheer up, Mike! Maybe one day, god will use YOU to kill people!"

[Drusamson]

You know, stones are used to build walls and as paper weights and tons of things. They aren't just for murdering people, as the Bible might lead you to believe.

[Th3mormon]

Why is his grandson a nigger?

[mardeninthegarden]

@Th3mormon He's one of THOSE kinds of grandfathers.

[tbyuitbyui]

lol ?

[shawtysmokin]

Youve GOT to be fucking kiddin' me.

[FlipJick]

IT'S EVEN OFFICIAL SIZE!

[Yenehckcid]

But not official faith...

[DoctorPencilK]

What a wonderful song to be sung by a murder weapon.

[ryubaks]

Needs more Blood Sacrifice

[NotCaringJustRelaxin]

A blood sacrifice

[TheLegitMan93]

AA BBLLOODD SSAACCRRIIFFIICCEE

[Ward8668]

this is the kind of coorporation that raped kids behind the scenes

[TheFallen8v]

does anyone else finds this kinda creepy

[EltBerserker]

Mikey: HE EVEN WANTS TO USE ME?

Grandpa: EVEN YOU, MIKEY. EVEN BLACK PEOPLE.

[ncpproductions]

huh, a white grandpa with a black grandson...

[django747]

I hope god uses me one day..... mmmmmm.....

[FeedbackAgency]

beautiful :'v

[pyroseraphin]

I wonder if a child ever enjoyed this.

[12hsmfreak12]

you made my day!

[GrandmaGrunch]

...........something is wrong with this video....something deeply wrong.

[tbrown55]

everything is terrible @ 2:11

[katrus]

A blood sacrifice / A blood sacrifice / A blood sacrifice / A blood sacrifice...