Barnes & Noble: a rhyming rant

[TrueAsTheForest]

Personally, to me, this video is the shit.

Who doesn't like rhyming..

and most importantly, who the hell doesn't love Borders?!

Barnes and Noble is the bomb when looking for text books you don't want to pay $500 for at the school book store.. but other than that, well. You already know.

And P.S. curse words to get your point across are for the win.

[0633767jerishowrulez]

text books at school highest prices are around $270. that was my trig book. all others during my 3 years of college have been much less, but still very expensive. but yeah barnes and noble has stuff that will save you money or help you get a better grade more efficiently.

[TrueAsTheForest]

@0633767jerishowrulez You caught it lucky then. My school books are much more expensive than that. For tiny little help books, the range is anywhere from 200-275. I believe I payed exactly that for a book to help for citing sources in English. You could only imagine what the prices are for the rest of my materials.

[ginue02]

@TrueAsTheForest i checked on the status for the book i ordered 1 1/2 weeks ago and it says it still hasnt been shipped even though I clicked the option for the book to be sent to me in 1-3 business days so i say barnes and noble shipping sucks ass

[bibliophile3791]

Haha! "Putting perverts in public in their place!" Thank you sir. As someone who works there, I greatly appreciate that.

And fyi, we don't call our Cafe Starbucks...if you look closely, the cups call it the Barnes & Noble Cafe and that we serve Starbucks. We also have stuff from the Cheesecake Factory, etc.

[cohnar1]

do you enjoy giving blowjobs?

[geewhizitsashley]

haha, this is hilarious. i work in the "starbucks" at barnes and noble and we definetly don't have all their product haha

[ducttapewannabe]

it made me smile. :) never even heard of either book store, but it was still enjoyable. props

[ziggypiggy08]

i work at barnes and noble... ..... but sorry to say we are better than border!!! but nice rhym

[fashionistaval]

hey do u kno how old u have to be to work at b&n? its my fav store and id like to get a job there

[Booklvr777]

17 or 18. i am gonna work there this summer

[niceguy33]

That's pretty impressive man, good stuff!

[BoruJudasDedrich]

Englist lit elitist @ssholes stink the most.

[x3kaylaAnn2x3]

an abundance of katherines FTW.

best.book.ever.

[phishjeff]

You are a fucking moron.

[elifaceface]

If you like Borders so much, then take your ass there. You're the customer we all laugh at when you leave, so we're happy to see you go.

[demondarkhorse]

woohoo! exactly!  im sorry you dont like the fact that stores close.

[heed70]

I think the book your looking for is in our Suicide section.

[holyhippoz]

its a shame borders is going out of business isn't asshole.

[kayla474]

wow...i think my jaw just hit the floor. that was a pretty awesome video. it might even be my favorite mradamsir video. hmm....yea, i think so!

[freerice0comismyfav]

HAHA! this was hilarious!

mrseusssir is more like it!!

Sam

p.s.i like borders better too

[KennilworthyWhisp]

Oh my god! you're hilarious!

[WolfGirlx667]

Gah. I've never been to Borders(?)

The closet thing around is B&N.

:[

[Leedster618]

Ha, agreed! Borders all the way!!

[weirdskee33]

That was Fan-FREAKEN-Tastic!!!!

*and sad for you* lol

I love borders too though.

Fuck Barnes & Noble!

[vulcan444]

Some info that I would like to share with all the minimum wage B&N employees that were recently told to brace for a bad holiday season:

CEO Steve Riggio: annual salary, $800,000; annual bonus, $849,206; total comp package for fiscal 2008, $3,389,146

CFO Joe Lombardi: annual salary, $600,000; total 2008 comp package, $1,965,528, 2008 stock options exercised valued at $2,674,714

COO Mitch Klipper: annual salary, $800,000; annual bonus, $526,088; 2008 stock options exercised valued at $13,405,630

[yatnna31]

I have the exact oposite problem, 7 copies of An Abundace of Katherines, 8 million Paper Towns and no Looking For Alaska

[loquaciousjackson]

OH MY GOD.

passion iced tea lemonade is the best thing EVER!

and yes, borders > barnes and noble.

AND yes, i realize how late this comment is, but it was too good to pass up.

[steakgirl15]

hahaha :D

that was genious

[slfr1414]

Awesomeness :-)

[xmatty76x]

b&n never has anything worth my time in my area plus the employees and managers are stuck up dumbfucks! fuck barnes and noble!

[s0nicb00m83]

i work at barnes and noble...and i'm sorry but i can't find your book in the system under "blue cover that was here 2 weeks ago" don't blame me if you're an idiot

[bibliophile3791]

I work there too, and my sentiments exactly.

[CaptainKittie]

*sighs*

No Barnes and Noble doesn't always have what people want, but that's because they're stock is based on what gets bought most in that area. It sucks, but that's the way it is. And sometimes it takes longer than 4-5 business days because we have to find the book in one of the many warehouses there are.

But your video was clever.

[goddesssss]

Hahahahaha. This was pretty fabulous. You're so eloquent ;P

[jessicalbb]

kick ass

[Alyson13]

I love your videos. That's it. Love them.

[kristalz999]

absolutely love you and your videos <3

hope thats not weird or anything

but YES, I thought borders was a cheap immitation until I always found books I wanted in less than 5 minutes haha, now I'm a member, FOR LIFE!

and btw I'm sitting here at 2:26am

watching every single video of yours =]

haha Bored? You can say so

[AndinoInDenial]

you're a fucking genius. that is all...

[rocknfenderguy]

this is a great salad

[WolfGirlx667]

That was very good. The part about the pervert lmao

[OmyMolly]

were not a real starbucks we just serve theire coffee, mkay? hahahah

[sarcastic113]

That was great. I've never thought in rhymes yet, or have at least noticed it. Barnes and Noble NEVER has anything I want stocked. That is why I stay with my good ol' library. They have virtually everything I could ever possibly want to read or listen too!!

[noremac1392]

duuuuuuuuuude that was awesomeeee

i also enjoy borders much more than

barnes and noble

[laurayee08]

passion tea lemonades are amazing.

[kakeyk85]

pretty much brilliant and entertaining. that is all ;-)

[smallstegosaurus]

Even the Borders near me doesn't have An Abundance of Katherines! Don't they know who John Green is? Argh!

Nice rhyming, by the way.

[JenerallyxSpeaking]

Have you ever considered becoming a poet?

I say you could work magic haha :)

[MrAdamSir]

i suck at poetry lol...i always have a stupid compulsive need to rhyme

[JenerallyxSpeaking]

Haha I know what you mean...I'm the same waywhen I get angry, but unfortunately my ryhmes tend to be vulgar haha.

[gililima]

Totally used to work at Barnes and Noble. That was glorious.

[x3sarahgrace44]

That was great. Brightened up my day a bit.

[akajezebel]

HI-LARIOUS!!!! I bow to the greatness that is MrAdamSIR!!

[jkim429]

that was very good.

was it really that casual?

or did you crop it up a tiny bit

[xSiobhaniscoolx]

LOL! that was hilarious... i don't actually think they have barnes and noble in New Zealand... but that's just how small this place that i live in is... bahahahahahahahah

[meshellemaree]

I know exactly how you feel. I have had a Barnes & Noble gift card for months, and the place just stinks. I also ordered An Abundance of Katherines, and of course they still don't have it in.

[BoredomStrikesU]

That was awesome. At times it had the feel of just you talking as we are used to and at other times it honestly sounded like you were reciting a poem for a talent show or something.

Very well done.

Oh and has Julia answered your grilled cheese sandwich question yet?

[MrAdamSir]

she has not, but if she does choose my questions to answer it may show up in her answers video

[BoredomStrikesU]

this is true. So Adam you made a new intro. Which is cool I guess but it makes my version of your old version outdated now. I have a lot more subscribed people to impersonate.

[MrAdamSir]

im still keeping the other intro for my responses to julia, so no worries there. When is that vid going to be up?

[BoredomStrikesU]

I hope soon. I'm pretty much finished with the one of you, but the others will take some time. I am currently dealing with limited options concerning cameras and audio. So I might have to borrow some from my friends.

[rooster193]

i missed it, what was the grilled cheese sandwich question?

[CurtainGuy]

Hahaha well done!

[keepingfaith08]

rockin awesome!

[katalina77]

How truely awesome was that? To you good sir, I tip my hat. ;)

[MisKChief]

Venti Passion Tea Lemonade....mmmmmmm..

[CAriel16]

no lie, that was one of the funniest things i've seen in a LONG time.. mainly because it reminds me of myself.. but with the used bookstore over the way instead of borders.

[hangikjet]

i just freaking love it

not only that i like your videos with Julia's responses and other ''rambling''..

but i loooooooooove this video because your personality is like AWESOME

dude - you rock in an non musical way.

[uncouthsilence]

hahahaha

[marimint]

Sure sounds like your Barnes and Noble sucks... ours wins at life. Come to New York, we have a starbucks every three blocks.

[EJBorer]

I just got both of John Green's books @ the library - starting with L4A - is 28 too old to read YA fiction?? Hope not.

Awesome skills MrAdamSir!

[flyswatterlad]

MrAdamSir, we have reason to believe that you are coming down with "Dr. Seuss Syndrome." The first symptoms of this include, but is not limited to thinking and or speaking in rhyme. Do not be alarmed, however, because there is an existing cure at the moment, Green Eggs and Ham.

But in all seriousness, I wish I could rhyme like that.

[axs017]

abundance of katherines is the best john green nut i havnt read paper towns yet

[dustfinger4ever]

lol yay! i recently discovered how much better borders is than barnes and knoble too :) im glad you agree.

[Snoozer989]

haha! I loved the thank you at the end! I love your videos,they always make me smile! =]

[Downwithcoke]

This brightened my horrible day. Thank you.

Borders is pretty cool. Never been to Barnes and Noble. Sounds lame. I too have looked for An Abundance of Katherines and have yet to find it.

[Deiji]

XD ha ha that was great

[sheila0brckn]

Wow! Haha! What a great video!

I reemeber watching in another one of your videos [[I don't remember which...My memory sucks!]] that you liked doing video responses because you don't have anything else to do in a video..Well Mr. Adam....Sir, I think you've found it! If you wrote tht yourself, you got talent!

[potterxcore]

AH! John Green!!

Haha, this was great. You're amazing.

[ctrlaltkirsty]

haha that was nice!

[whospikedmyv8]

rock on.

[KilledTheVideoStar]

That was special.

Like, really honest-to-God awesome "special." Not I-ride-the-short-bus "special."

[postcardlove]

lawl

you're my hero.

[bilasoraous]

Dr. Suess?

I think so.

[ZJX]

Borders will always be > Barnes and Noble.

Your rhymes are cute, Adam. Though they suggest an abundance of extra time, you're still awesome, haha. nftba.

i'm going to be speaking in rhymes for the rest of the day subconsciously. oh, bother.

[SWISSsforzando]

rofl that was awesome <3

[Rachicalnote]

"Putting perverts in public in their place!"

SO GREAT!

[yamadrumma]

briliant!

[blackemoninja]

that was fucking epic

[CutiePie510]

FANTASTIC. that was so funnie omg.

the last part was the best tho, watta great ending.

:D

[nyazgirl]

I fucking love you.

You're an english major's wet dream! :)

Loved it.

xoxox

[GeeGollyItsJosh]

Ayn Rand, Marc Spitz, and T.H.White

Check those authors out.

I love How Soon is Never by Spitz

But that's because I'm really into music.

That is all

[kerplunkid]

haha very clever. i like it.

[ssoclosebutsofar]

Brilliant, sir, brilliant!

Try Checkov, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Oscar Wilde. Those are three of my favorites.

[jaaaaaaa]

hahaha Dr. MrAdamSir

get it?!

like Dr. Suess .... except you-se

[allisonduffey]

Oh, also, you should try the passion tea lemonade sweetened with raspberry.

Orgasm in your mouth, I tell you.

[MrAdamSir]

i usually use melon, but that didnt rhyme :)

[allisonduffey]

ummmmmmm...

I love you. :]

[Sindrolic]

haha nice one Adam made me laugh. Glad you got a barnes and noble card on ur birthday... haha

[ScarletSkies]

Fantastic. Splendiforous. Best video evar.

[slackerlitgeek]

I dig it, man.

[JEEEZ123]

we just serve their coffee, mkay? hahahahahh you crack me up! and the poetic take on your b&n trip is awesome.

[moviestud89]

lol best vid yet :P

[8Tails]

Did you just rhyme a starbucks drink?! I didn't think such a thing could be done...

[AlbertooVI]

haaa. same thing hapened to mee.

i was at my library.. git a book, went to sit down and to my suprise..all the seats had people in them.. but..wait... noone NO ONE was reading.. kinda made my rage.

[juniperberry27]

Thank-yoh ;)

[damianwest]

You are getting weird in your old age, my dear friend. :P

[jaredthewared]

that was hillarious!

[Frankiponken]

Yey Adam, I like your new style, with new videos comeing, not only response videos.^__^

[ThePurpleOne88]

That was good, very good.

You told that clerk just what you should.

Public perverts peering in places.

To find a chair is to win the races.

I must say that Starbucks is but a loss.

You can't get anything unless it grows with moss.

There is one thing that I must say, I am sure.

That is Happy Birthday Adam, MrAdamSir.

[washbootie]

i felt like i was actually there!

"putting perverts in public in their place!"

nice alliteration haha

[JustinStarbuck]

yep, thats about how it is. i stopped shopping there a while ago.

[lauranaut]

"You whores!" Best line.

Jesus, I love rhymes.

[bethanyxawesome]

YAY JOHN GREEN!

[thezenofjen]

lol.

wow.

[MrAdamSir]

i know...waayyyyy too much time on my hands lol

[lilysmumnz]

haha, this was very clever Adam... HOW WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?!!?!! (Im not creepy... I just wanna know... given the sans alcohol thing and the complexity of the situation... I feel like Im on a cliff hanger here... CMOOOOON)