The Bad Auditions 001 X Factor 2009

[stethespaniard2]

this has got to be fake

[ahmed3368742]

what is the name of this song ?

[Nittskay]

Little does everyone know that after the show, that same night, Cheryl was so enchanted by his confidence that she gave him the ride of his life.

[littledwarf12]

Check Cheryl on 2:29 lol..

[fret21]

At 0:06, name....Mr. Christopher Walken?

[TheMissymoo221]

he's got the confidence and execpts the criticism but looks and talent is a big no no

[Uncrazamatic]

That Moe hair cut is badass bro.You as my wingman!Damn we could haul in the pussy with dump trucks!

[keith8880]

rock lee got a tan

[neverjooke]

xD Than' ke !

[jedonforcet]

he should have just danced lol

[mazmazmazish]

his name is mR MORON

[sevencool100]

my name is mr.arooooon ar'ron

[buddhalove88]

He seems like a good guy though

[TheVampireDiaries84]

hahahaha look at his 60s hair

[OutyMan]

What a cool guy.

[Waruloon]

The real Dwayne Dibley.

[Plendober]

'Can you go low?' *Goes low* xD

[vajckoslanina]

dwayne dybbley :D

[steelflame1]

I see moe howards mom was screwing the mailman.

[MegaWarpo]

Mental illness is so fucking hilarious. :(

[wavular]

ok-as soon as someone walks out there with a haircut like that, it,s over .He didn,t even need to utter a single note. lol

[mikafoskii]

He is so polite! Gotta love this guy :D

[maylaynium]

@bowiewondergirl n single too ;)

[bowiewondergirl]

28?

[IcyJadePrincess]

I did this in fifth grade with a couple of other classes no offense to him but we did better

[maylaynium]

@Fenderkid67 I wish that was my dick

[maylaynium]

Dannii's embarrassed look.. priceless :)

[Alekx]

Oh my god, he's cute.

Haha. "MR. AARON!"

Something tells me he was supposed to be a shaman or something instead of doing this.

[theLyricerz]

so what if his a virgin im still a virgin... but im 13 :P LMFAO

[vaddison0]

VIRGIN



[TheMDizzle87]

@Tedericoe It's Dannii Minogue :)

[TheMsFailure]

As soon as he said 'I would describe my singing voice... as unique' I knew it was trouble...

[MrJulitoo20]

Simon did not make any bad comments about funny Guy

[adrian9822]

I am glad simon did not make any bad comments about him. Because he saw he was too pure to be critisized. At the ned he went home happy, surprisingly :)

[PercysPandaPillowPet]

(insert witty comment here) now thumbs up ;)

[mmasteruffe123]

SPA



[TheMDizzle87]

At 0:06, name....Mr. Aaa'a'ron A'rron?

[TomthatiscalledTom]

Where is Dave Lister, Kryten and Rimmer?

[expect1000]

he is coming a little bit too short...

[jenifer09090808]

what is he saying??????????!!!!!!!

[ShallowDepression]

Heal the world? How about starting with this cunt.

[Fenderkid67]

thumbs up if you wish you were the pen at 2:07

[hackj41]

At first I thought someone had put their voice over him speaking to make him look stupid but then I realised it was him and i LOL'd

[Phuckyoutranny]

This kid is lulzy.

[AlienFirefox]

fuckin midgets

[vivienmerchant]

Ok, the contestant was a very sweet guy and very positive and Cheryl, Simon, the backstage interviewer - and particularly the audience, actually - to their great credit, recognized that. We can't all be magnificently talented singers and there's a lot to be said for bravery, optimism and niceness. I'd rather have those qualities in a friend if I were in fix.

[mazmazmazish]

what are you expecting? he is from indian race lol, not calculated on humans hahahaha

[maylaynium]

I'm not tryna sound rude but people with a disability shouldn't be allowed on the show because they only draw discrimination towards themselves

[maylaynium]

Cheryl just fancies anything that's mixed raced!!

[scruffygangsta]

i think he is mentally challenged and that's not me being rude :(

[mafitaa97]

. Omg.... Simon Was Nice for the first time.... i never think he could be than nice!!!! THUMBS UP FOR SIMON And CHERYL!!!

[TheStephblablabla]

wow simon cowel was actually nice for once.... o_o

[gurreu]

THE GUY IS HECTIC! HAHA

[itslikehazydays]

IT'S MIRANDASINGS08 BROTHER!!!!



[itspeet]

A big thumbs-up back at Simon, a heart warming moment...

[KIANANDIKA]

Are there no one who say this man is better than Justin Bieber???

[xDuXx]

getting jiggy with it

[munchkinbananas]

Lolll he's soooo funny

[MuzachiBLADE]

เริ่ดอ๊า.....

[lollypop621]

He reminds me of Tom Haverford.

[Sawyers1129]

i need to learn those dance moves

[lolwarbertje]

what a f**king MONGOOL!!!

[699backstab]

Louis didnt understand what the other judges did. The guy was retarded and didnt deserve the rude snap that Louis gave him. Thumbs up for retards that try. Respect

[murpht11]

lol so funny

[beberia]

hey buddies who's that chick in white in the jury?

[lollipoproxox]

@beberia cheryl cole, she sings.. i think was part of a girl group, and was (i believe) married to a football player

[DeManMetDeNinja]

@beberia you forgot to ask also number and adress :P

[CloudX100]

Simon must have been in a good mood that day... 

[TheChipmunkbaba]

just why, i mean, JUST why!

[seudotrofio]

this gay I mean guy is so nice! LOL

[seudotrofio]

this gay I mean guy is so nice! LOL

[seudotrofio]

this gay I mean guy is so nice! LOL

[MadonnaFan2000]

I feel really sorry for Michael Jackson..

[BubbleMega96]

Michael Jackson

[eclipsellie]

wat was he singing ?

[LoluskPoo]

looks like he has aspergus or something

[lilgichappi]

I thought he was about 17 not 29

[UNAVA1LABL3username]

fank you

[BubbleMega96]

Dannii looks amazing

[TheTokyoted]

he's so arrogant

[90Daaaannnneeee]

I love it how Cheryl is like ye, ye, ye, ye in the beginning... Like wtf

[Demtres88]

He's cute :3 Kinda... lol

[philby74]

FANK YOU!

[billboy967]

yes he can go low he is very LOW to the ground 0:30

[raybenedick]

hahaha... im very sure this man still virgin

[ThePROCTORdoctor360]

Thank you!

[xXJIMMYXxful]

the virginity is strong in this one

[StonedBoo]

That guy is fucking epic! Badass and straight to the point.

[Ayyyndrew]

Obviously they had no suits in his size.

[TheBazooie]

my God it's Dwayne Dibley

[Jerbod2]

That girl in the judge table thingy is really beautiful.

[ballbag35]

Cuckoo...cuckoo...cuckoo!

[AngelinaLoveFan333]

something tells me he is still a virgin... STILL

[Rizako90]

@AngelinaLoveFan333 Nah man, i bet hes got laid like 10 times c:

[AngelinaLoveFan333]

@Rizako90 i meant by girls -.-

[Rizako90]

@AngelinaLoveFan333 Thats what i meant c:

[raboshi]

@AngelinaLoveFan333 virgin ? he needs cock...

[therealjordiano]

i was looking for this, for some reason

[ishecticbirds]

wow.. Simon was actually nice to him in the end

[Antibearvirus]

He sounds like a retarded version of Christopher Walken.

[HstarHarlequinn]

Press 2 to skip the intro and get to the audition

[brraatt]

biggest troll.

[juliaculloden]

I love this!

[MasterProductions101]

I feel bad for him

[TheGreatistThing]

that ooooo part was his blow job face

[Blagard12]

"yeah? yeah? ok? yeah? ok? yeah."

[cadettaff112]

3:29 ~ best part

[TheMDizzle87]

Dannii is sooo cute :)

[25242824]

AND NOW IVE FINISHED WATCHING THE VIDEO I FEEL SORRY FOR THE POOR LAD!, I HOPE HES INFERTILE THOUGH, FOR THE SAKE OF THE HUMAN RACE

[25242824]

ITS THE ONE AND ONLY , DUKE OF DORK HIMSELF DWAYNE DIBLEY

[BerrySPN]

@25242824 Oh my God it is Dwayne Dibley!!!!! Where the Hell is Ace Rimmer to save us from this?!

[zubikuz45]

0:00

[ProdriveMagicFLyer]

he is so awesome!~

fank you!

[FeelingGoodFilms]

He dances Like One of the Santa toys that dance!! :D

[lizzieissoawleetyeah]

@cjgrayside probably, though that would be really harsh

[Trixytroodles]

The way he talks makes me sleepy... zzzzzzz

[TheQuaty]

Thank you

[xMarkiiii]

Its funny, but i always feel sorry for the people that are serious and suck :)

[NickJohnGaGaVampire]

Oh my GOD!? o.O

[mistylover112]

Hahaha i love the look on simons face

[MrAzzadogga]

young money :)

[kproytube]

atleast he was viben

[ThreeLions89]

I`ve never felt good making fun of people with mental issues so I`d really like you to avoid offensive jokes about this man: he`s been very kind, with energy and all.

[Ivan220RDS]

go back in rookery....

[Casha16]

he is so adorable

[supersafa321]

thank u

[cadillac9000]

How much too big is his suit?

[Codliverable]

AAAAWWW, so cute! :')

[Didaz90]

lool this guy made my day...and lol hes so serious while singing like the song has touched his soul or lets say the amazing voice he has? lmao! :P

[MegaOmarproductions]

2 weird comment ...my chance 2 shine...A FISHES TOENAIL IN A TIGERS HEAD!

[dancingnancy09]

omg it IS dywane dibley!

[Aaronivoify]

That guy has the same name as me... wait... THATS ME

[MissChikki777]

:O Simon HAS a heart?? 

[Rswipeable]

Dat Suit!

[kfedcunners]

i hate him

[Thasarina]

At least he picked MJ song! :)

[IL1KE2COMM3NT]

Thank you.

[feckles20]

first guy = dwayne dibbley from red dwarf

[padilla23]

da fooooook

[akasatana0124]

thumbs up for him for at least trying :)

[henbenken]

@akasatana0124 Thumb whore?

[konajgreg65]

i'm in pain for listening

[neweleans]

sometimes simon is a nice guy....

[AZNmanJJ]

oh look, this guy has Napoleonism XD

ROFLROFLROFL, the little gay sheep boy XD

[daude111]

It's funny how the top comments always are:

- one from a fan who fantasizes about Cheryl

- another one that is funny / random / unexpected

[bennyhill90]

is that suit really big... or is he really small?

[cjgrayside]

Do they put some crap ones through for audience enjoyment?

[Laura2kii8]

Hes so good :o

[jazzmann16]

Thank you!

[RanqeOwnez]

obviously a setup, but funny anyways :P

[jennyren]

shy ronnie!

[5LJ3A2]

lawl

[Iluvlinkx10000000000]

lol Moe

[supersafa321]

He just made me lmao. Thank u

[ismaelkhan]

he says hes 29 to start off with - then tells the judge's hes 28? i think hes 9 to be honest :)

[sweeties157]

@ismaelkhan he actually says hes gonna be 29 in the begining of the video :)

[MrMetallidude]

"Thank you!!"

[shittyhomework]

This is painful to watch.

[ALLINKNOTS]

His haircut is funnier than the singing.

[RogerFM95]

Can you get cuter than Cheryl Cole? She is so hotttttt!!! Her accent is so sexxxxxy!

She's just like "WOW!"

I adore her and her accent!

[1235rj]

the music in the beginning was very fitting for this video

[ripper7070]

This seems rather staged too me.

[jblp0wer]

gorila

[bloodyjoker014]

so fucking lame

[ohohlikeyeahnstuff]

DWAYNE DIBLEY YESSSSSSSSS ! LEGEND !

[WinterCritter]

you know his singing may be horrid but he has an amazing attitude and outlook. very good personality just singing not for him.

[LilSimpleAli]

whenever an asian walks on to the xfactor stage, you know you're in for some bant.

[nrako]

les pagan para eso es obvio que el sabe no tiene talento

[Farhan1242]

loll this guys on ice or something..hahaa

[StridjX]

His costume is a little big I guess hahaha :D