Dragon Age: Origins - Isabela Threesome with Alistair

[gaarasgirl4567]

whats a frock?

[XxCreativeCatxX]

Oh my Godess, is this Isabela from Dragon Age 2 ?!!!

[afnan1234able]

how to i get my weapon to have that electricity effect i alredy triend enchanment but it doesnt seem to work... i am playing at highest grafix and i have moded the game, maybe its the mods but im not sure? so can someone tell me how to get the element effect on my weapons asap plz?

[TheKillerAngel]

@afnan1234able That's a lightning rune effect.

[HermieLoDORK]

or maybe a delightful pastry lol

[ChoseUrHero]

I never thought it'd be possible to do that, I'm gonna create a new party just to try this xD

[missgeekpinata]

I was too selfish to go through with this, but I wanted to see what happened with the threesome anyway. Also, Alistair is NOT a piece of meat to be borrowed. If anything, he's my piece of meat and MY PIECE OF MEAT ONLY.

...it's just a game...it's just a game... ಠ_ಠ

[KruegerLot]

@missgeekpinata Keep telling yourself that until we somehow manage to break reality.

[Trisbreya]

Grrrr I like where that was going XD.

[BrightenUpEmoBoy]

Omg having a threesome Alistair makes him sound like a rapist. D: Nooo, this isn't the real Alistair. :'(

[Trisbreya]

@BrightenUpEmoBoy I don't mean to sound like a jerk but how does it make Alistair sound like a rapist? Maybe I missed something :/

[ShayLee0501]

Dragon Age 2 Isabella was sooo much cooler. But I hate my female Hawke. She is such a snob. I hate some of the comments she makes examining things around her house. She just sounds so stuck up & new money pretentious. Also the story of DA2 sucked compared to Origins. The graphics are so much better though I find it hard to play Origins again. Origins tactics are only worth it with the tactics mod too. Better than DA2 tactics with the mod (which can't be replicated for 2 thus far)

[james2596111]

oh god.. sounds like alistair has turned into rapist homer

[KroweOfMoga]

what kind of armor is alistair wearing I keep seeing it in videos is it a common item?

[tymekszala]

@KroweOfMoga It's the dragon armor. a downloadable content thing that you get if you bought mass effect. Or the brain to torrent xD

[ARavingLooony]

Alistair u lucky bastard

[Kyokyo101]

"I am a weak weak man ><"

LMAO XD

[nevrest]

0_0

I remember trying to do this with Morrigan, all I got was my head chewed off.

[ylaenna]

@nevrest I guess Flemeth never taught her not to use her teeth.

[cloudgirl150]

"Mhhmm....wet frocks." :3

[kandykorn4bv]

ahahahaha. i love alistair.

[awilliams1701]

what the heck is wet frocks? (Sorry I don't know that much about mid-evil lingo)

[MrGetBusy69]

@awilliams1701 like wet t-shirts :P

[Dabigbang69]

she has huge fucking nigger lips

[myez]

Alistair was right in DA2 that she looked different

[FireteamExtremeOnly]

Wow boob jobs were invented a lot sooner than I thought

[clbrown1971]

I died laughing the first time I played out this scene with my human rogue and a (no pun intended) hardened Alistair. I remember answering 'would you lend me your ship?' in reply to her question about borrowing him, and she came back with a comment about 'but you'd likely bring it back damaged...oh I see'. It's fun little scenes like this that endeared me to Origins. "hmm...wet frocks..." LOL

[Zeldaprincess]

Isabella was UUUUUUGLY

. ___ .

Good grief.

[awilliams1701]

@Zeldaprincess Ugly? no. Ordinary? Absolutely. Even if she still looked like that in the second game her sense of humor is what made her so awesome. Not that her new model didn't hurt.

[xXxXInuYasha879XxXx]

She got a tan and dyed her hair for DA2

[Qofdeath]

how is she white in this 1.....

[SaberXKnight1]

mmmmmm wet frocks

[mrRegie95]

that does not look like Isabel.

[gorboy]

So, did Isabela get burnt up in an oven before DA2 or what?

[FTWization]

she looks like Commander Shepard cross-dressing

[SaxoRocks]

She looks so much hotter in DA2 :D

[iwillfollow24]

um whats are wet frocks

[Xebelan]

@iwillfollow24 frocks are dresses. A wet frock would be a wet dress.

[iwillfollow24]

ohhhhhhhh thanks

[LoveBloodTear]

Omg, how, what, eh Isabella?

[CountessOfOle]

Hehe, perhaps I'm old fashioned... or incredibly selfish, but I much prefer to keep my Alistair all to myself in my game. ;)

[4EverSakuraxNaruto]

@CountessOfOle Sounds like me x3

[syreni]

She looks so much better in Dragon Age 2



[greyfox129]

Wow she had they must have had mid evil plastic surgeons back in those day cause her boobs got really Huuuuge in DA2.

[plopppytheman]

Oh aparently in between dragon age 1 and 2 Isabela changed her skin, hair, and voice somehow

[Falor5151]

It's too weird hearing Queen Anora speaking with such innuendo.

[Leathebluedrgon]

i met her there to (didn't sleep with her though), and when i met her she looked almost exactly the same as in DA2, so what did u do to her???

[ZSwierczynski]

Everyone except Alistar looks sooo different in Dragon Age 2. 

[LotharSB]

ahhh wtf, i cant fuck her in the game and im doing the exact same thing like you are :(

[HayleeLOL125]

@LotharSB Have you done Alistair's quest? You need to harden him first by doing that, as you pick a certain dialogue option which "hardens" his personality. :-)

[LotharSB]

@HayleeLOL125 damn i didnt, he hates me now for killing lady isolde xD

[phum4677]

wait this is Isabela is THE Isabela from DA 2????

[WorthingtonTaylor]

@phum4677 same isabela

[phum4677]

@WorthingtonTaylor O_O.........

[WorthingtonTaylor]

mmm wet frock XD lol nice one alistair

[rrcp1us]

How did you do this? My Alistair said No, when I suggested it.

[rommie557]

@rrcp1us You have to harden him. (hehehe, that sounds dirty in this situation)... In the scene with his sister, you have to choose certain dialogue options to make his personality tougher in order to accept here.

[Kronosk2]

She looks better in DA 2

[KerrinzaP]

XD hmm wet frocks!!

[nikolaslaven]

Hmm...wet frocks...

[TacoRemix]

mmmm..... wet frocks.

[sorra360]

did she drink a potion to make herself black?

[iwillfollow24]

whats are wet frocks? dnt laugh lol

[BLong100591]

when she said ship it sounded like shit XD

[PlayInTheShade]

lmao.

[f3ker]

Mmmm.. Wet frocks.

[Missus2112]

This just cheapens my whole perspective of my virginal Alistair.

[Disawat]

She looks more bangable in Dragon age 2 with her nice tits a those splitable legs :-)

[darh1707]

who is sebastian?!?!?! what am i missing?

[QuassDebonair]

Isabella..Apparently got some implants,botox in the butt,and hit the tanning bed for a couple days..Haha

[AnimeGirl1723]

after I played cards with her, she disappered! Is she supposed to join the party or did she disappear for a reason?

[maybeso08]

how are her boobs so small here and there like gigantic in dragon age age 2 implants ????

[moarinternets]

@maybeso08 a wizard did it.

[94thejocker]

@moarinternets lol I got to get my self a wizard then

[horusrage]

@moarinternets lol indeed ;)

[musichunter911]

@moarinternets now thats what i call an "augmentation"

[jellybumfruitcakes]

@musichunter911 or 'enchan

[joethehero2]

@moarinternets I bet 5 sovereigns that Anders is the wizard who did it.

[Tylkia]

@moarinternets XD I get it! I GET IT!!! *roflmfao*

[fess121]

@maybeso08 She did spend time in Antiva with the um...Antivains

[maybeso08]

@fess121 she turned guido

[Juruyan]

@maybeso08 The armor squeeze them xD

[Kelleygarret]

@maybeso08 Medivel Boobjob....

[ItachiTHEhero]

@maybeso08 I have a cousin who become sexier because of her diet, but specifics are her secrets.

[Kaweebo]

That's not...incestuous at all. XD

Also I like how they joke about doing this in Mass Effect but you never actually can.

[FilthyMannequin]

@maybeso08 she is wearing push ups ;P

[maybeso08]

@FilthyMannequin nah dude in her new skin u can see her nipples so those boobs aint push ups

[TheSamoanElvis]

@maybeso08 They are the same size, they are pushed up in the second.

[Silent14411]

@maybeso08 Enchantment!!!

[drizzid]

@maybeso08 Thanks to EA :D it's the same like mass effect.

More tits more ass fight deadly aliens in High heels and tight jumpsuits and all the 15 year old kids will buy it.

[Isaac29781]

"Mmm... wet frocks..."

[scotlandw8]

that doesnt look like the isabela in dragon age 2

[MrSubstance18]

@scotlandw8 It is though. It doesn't look like her, but Merrill from Dragon Age 1 also looks and sounds different but is the same one. The best example is the change in appearance of the quinari. However that's spealt.

[OZORxORON]

@scotlandw8 If you watch the dev diaries of DA2 they say they reimagined a lot of the characters designs.

[ongdacos]

Just got romance with her in DA2 and now I just find out that she used to be a hooker ....

[moarinternets]

@ongdacos she was never a hooker. She was always a pirate. She just enjoys spending time in brothels and the dirtier areas of town.

[QuassDebonair]

@moarinternets Actually she admits to being with whoever. Sebastian critisized her for being "easy to get"..Aveline calls her a whore..etc etc

[moarinternets]

@QuassDebonair being eager to bed is different than sleeping with people for money. A hooker sleeps with people for money. Isabela just does it for fun. Its not a source of income.

[QuassDebonair]

@moarinternets Yeah that only means shes not a hooker,it doesnt disprove her being a whore though

[ghoulliver257]

@moarinternets yup, which is why shes not a hooker...but a slut ^^

[Influx27]

@moarinternets so I guess that makes her a slut instead? I'm not sure which is better, a whore or a slut.

Oh well, both are great either way as long as you don't walk away with a VD

[S0URCH33KS]

@moarinternets So basically shes a slut

[MistressRhea]

@moarinternets Well, except when she steals from her "partners" afterward :3

[There4leonskennedy]

@moarinternets i love how even varric pipes up and asks her "is there anyone in Ferelden you havent slept with?" hahahaha good question

[cristianogomes123456]

@ongdacos

dont feel so proud now,eh? ;D

[AlienFirefox]

@ongdacos

she was sold she want a hooker

[butterfly7707]

So let me get this straight first he hits the Grey warden presuming she a female and in romance with him.. then he has a threesome with another woman name Isabell... Then he taps his worse enemy morrigan for a one night stand Then if made king and not married to him he could possible have anora or some other woman to bear his child? Alistair you dog.... lmao

[VERVIK98]

Now i now thet is isabela from Dragon age 2

[comebackkid1234]

She looks nothing like she does in dragon age 2 lol

[gnome33309]

@comebackkid1234 not the same person

[comebackkid1234]

@gnome33309 It actually is the same character but the only thing is that they don't look the same, it's on the dragon age wiki.

[xxlulabelle123xx]

'Mmmm, wet frocks'

*Homer drool*

[cheese4g]

.... who calls a delightful pastry interesting?

[jonnyX06]

I played through this game 3 times and never knew this was possible.

[sethnet1022]

"Hmm...wet frocks..." hahah, was waiting for the homer-drool sound to play. =P

[TheEnd0117]

Yea Isabella in DA2 is way hotter than the original lmao!

[iamjason]

Warden and Alistair > Hawke

[darko1295]

@iamjason Warden>Hawke>>>>>Alistair

[allankles]

I am a weak, weak man... lol. The voice actor pulled off the humor there.

[Goobster1920]

Wait... how is she hanging out in the Pearl, if she's suppose to be in Kirkwall with Hawke?

[gv1955]

@Goobster1920

After this "meeting" she goes to Kirkwall.

[BahamutEx]

@Goobster1920 timing is everything :D

[DnH38]

shes a ho in DO2

[allantetaylor3692]

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[pinkolotje]

Dammit imma crush her in dragon age 2 if I see her.

Alistair is mine :D

[Quionic7]

Do you have to romance Alistair in order to do this?

[huaun]

Now THAT's a happy former virgin

[Insecurebcoy]

Why don't they let you have a threesome with 2 guys?

[TheFlowerGirl13]

@Insecurebcoy They do, if you're a male PC, Zevran will join in.

[Insecurebcoy]

@TheFlowerGirl13 I meant as a girl. XD

[TheFlowerGirl13]

@Insecurebcoy No, they won't. Zevran will not join you and Alistair.

[MegaGreencolor]

mmm...wet frocks 

[doxide]

"I'm a weak, weak man." HAHAHA! Aren't we all Alistair, aren't we all.

[apara93]

If this is the same isabela as in Dragon age 2 they don´t look alike at all

[MrNintendogeek01]

@apara93 It's the same Isabella, but they redesigned her and got her a new voice-actress for Dragon Age II. I admit I like the new look better... I just wish BioWare either didn't make the change so drastic, or if they showed more foresight in her design if they were going to bring her back.

[LostOddity]

She looks rather different in the trailers/images I've seen of DA2.

[WolfhoundMercenary]

@LostOddity Yep, they've retconned her appearance and made her appear more "Jack Sparrow" style in DA2: :P

[LostOddity]

@WolfhoundMercenary She's also got a different voice actor in DA2 apparently. Hopefully they've not retconned the fact that she enjoys the ladies as well as the fellas.

[Drahcir0017]

If there's anyone on Thedas more randy and more raunchy than Zevran, it's Isabella! XD

LOL Alistair really out-did himself on the funny in this one.

[Kaya5778]

'Atta boy, Alistair. Take one for the team!

[iwaswithyourmum]

@eliaspapayas1  dragon blood

[The49evil7255person]

Damn, they're already discussing deals on who gets Alistair when. He must be GREAT in bed. o.O

[MassEffectFTW]

*brofists alistair*

[adamtow3rs]

"What can I say, I'm a weak weak man so I'll have to join in." LOL

[MoooonshoesPotter]

......wet frocks, ali? i'll have to walk into rivers more often. :3

[DemonDragon000]

oh...so that is what she says if you don't bring Zev...

[temerno]

O.o *laughs then faints*

[nielsdejong]

Alistair sure knows his way with the ladies for a chantry raised boy XD

[TheVVanderingStar]

So this is the same Isabela that will be in dragon age 2?

[moarinternets]

@TheVVanderingStar yes it is! Won't it be awkward if you hook up your Hawke with her, knowing she hooked up with your Warden (and Alistair and/or Leliana and Zevran) too.

Will Hawke catch "the taint" from her? It remains to be seen!

[janohermano]

@moarinternets It also appears to be that what happens here is after the dragon age 2, so your romance with her will be before all this

[supermagnum45]

@moarinternets In case you didnt know the second game takes place before and possibly during the first

[QuassDebonair]

@supermagnum45 actually the game takes place during the same time as the first then it goes on afterwards. The grey warden defeated the darkspawn...but you're just in a different area so you never meet

[RaioneruSol]

@bluballzzz and that is why racists can't play rpgs with no other color.

[PrettyBish08]

@bluballzzz lmfai

[Pharaun414]

@TheVVanderingStar yes

[leonkennedy12311]

aaaah no action :(

[MastaMetalzilla]

Oh Alistair. When some men reject a threesome, you fully embrace it. I'm looking at Kaidan. Take note from this real man.

[jessebrown1996]

you know alistair was right one good thing about the blight is how it brings people together.

[MoooonshoesPotter]

Can I borrow Alistair for a week in the summer?

and spring?

and autumn?

and winter?

....maybe more than a week.. hmm..

[zlcoolboy]

"Uhmm... wet frocks." ROFL XD

[TheFlowerGirl13]

How high was your cunning to get her to say yes? Mine's at 27 and she still turns me down.

[JammyGit07]

hmmm wet frocks. :P

[sirnippip]

i'm pretty sure he is a virgian at the begginig because ogrhen sais to him that he "can smell purity from a mile away", or something like that.

[iceandsteele]

I'd love to "borrow" Alistair for the weekend ;)

[TheFlowerGirl13]

@iceandsteele Me too, but I'd just forget to return him. XDD

[TheFlowerGirl13]

@iceandsteele Me too. :)

[undaagethinker]

LMAOOOOO!

[TheArtofUTube]

i laughed my ass off 2:35 at Allstair new renewed devotion to destroying the Darkspawn, as it has become very personal to him so he can have that weekend in the Summer.

[Bahamatt97]

Now THATS how you "harden" alistair

[orrestrnden]

I'll pick that over any card game any day!

[cursivenight]

HAHA! Alistair is the best.

I'm not sure if by the end of the game I really -believe- he was a virgin at the beginning - it's all an act, I swear. Thanks for sharing, I didn't know you could take that option, haha.

[sirAthrus]

Go on Alistair my son!!!

Do it for your country!!!

[jessebrown1996]

alistair starts off as a virgin and now look at him he cant get enough.