Lisa Lampanelli & Pamela Anderson

[theJoesta420]

whats the apolo?

[jcextra123]

HER CHIN LOOKS LIKE IT recieves the same silicone injections that PAMELA ANDERSONS BREASTS RECIEVE and she looks like a FEMALE JAY LENO......and I dont think she gets any BLACK DICK except from a vibrator

[jcextra123]

HER BOTTOM CHIN LOOKS LIKE ITS ON STEROIDS and she looks like shes got SILICONE in her adams apple

[Roundline]

0.36 lol, 1.30 mean genius lol,

[UrielEternal]

Andy Dick just had this coming...everybody had their field day with him. I didn't know he was famous.

[DJFunkeePunk]

suck a DICK for a diet bleep?!

[TheHazmatt13]

@DJFunkeePunk coke..... cocaine reference

[DJFunkeePunk]

@TheHazmatt13 i think she meant coca cola...how does diet cocaine make sense?

[Lemonlolpie]

The Queen.Of Fucking mean.

[disposablefreedom]

Lampanelli is the best dirty female comic to ever grace the stage.. :)

[mexdfed]

bUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE COLORS.. HAHAHAHAAH

[xeveettex]

i watch jimmy's show.

[Hotice770]

Shes funny. lmao

[visceralguy]

Much luv to this crazy, bitch! lol 

[izzyxd117]

hahahah so mean and so funny

giraldo and her are the best

[ericdemilo]

She is funny!

[MysleZe]

American culture...trash and plastic...

[mikensal09]

lmaooooo hahahaha shiiiiiiit!

[mikensal09]

lmaoo holy cow she's hilarious and i think flavour flav takes it the best!!

[mark32811]

Lisa Lampanelli is a legend!

[rodeo179]

50 50 . not that funny. roasting is too robotic. and often unfunny. rather watch free rap battles roast

[YoureIrritating]

Hole, as in dirty stinky pussy!

[allenreber]

ROFL!!!! i am crying laughing!!!

[JamieOwen05]

i fucking love her hahaha. that was fucking hilarious.

[lychicambess]

Shit never gets old! lmfao

[MCManCandy]

why would someone dislike this?? I laughed my ass off..

[soyamoo]

Andy Dick needs to CALM DOWN. Its a roast! Not a love fest.

[chocletemilkshards]

@soyamoo >> It was a joke...

[DarthSinistris]

@soyamoo It's part of the show. He's not ACTUALLY upset, he does it in every roast he's in.

[sampats89]

@soyamoo he's taking the piss. not really offended

[MrSeagull16]

"BITCH" 1:08

[DCMACollectives]

I NEED TO MEET LISA LAMPANELLI SO I CAN SEE IF SHE CAN ROAST MY NASTY ASS EX HUSBAND AND DISS HIM LIKE SHE DOES THE MOST TO ANDY DICK XDDD

[sugejr06]

lol My girl Lisa

[Alfythom]

FUCK HAHAHA



[DjBobbyInLosAngeles]

She used that sitting on a popsicle and guessing the flavor on the Chevy Chase roast also

[hessounusual95]

@DjBobbyInLosAngeles She recycles and reuses alot of her material for roasts , but just rewords.

[LerfaMu1]

One can never tire of watching and belly laughing out loud @ Lisa, especially this roast. I don't remember half of it making it onto the regular broadcast on comedy central, or did it?

Thanks for posting it!

[stocker104]

0:50 to 0:57 hahaha

[SonicRulez1515]

I love this woman to death. :D

[33colleen]

Andy got to serious though, its a roast lighten up

[doudoub2005]

@33colleen he's not pissed for real, that's what makes it funny

[KLUVZTIMBUCK2]

Diet cock lmaooo

[gilowadept]

I hate Andy, he takes everything so personal and talks back.. it´s a roast.. sit down and keep your mouth shut!

Great roast :D

[asspunchquarterpound]

@gilowadept WTF?? Normally he is a little fuckin gay ass geek bitch, but what he did here, made the segment that much better.

[ZenShroud1]

@gilowadept Pretty sure it's the character.

[ltuomela]

Lisa Lampanell is the best man...she deliverers at every roast....man...whewwwwww...LOL

[zombieman82091]

anyone catch the way Pam kept lookin at Tommy with those lickin of the lips and eyes?? lol. Everytime Lisa mentioned somethin about his prick or the video. She fucked him after the show no doubt!lol!

[Koryo8]

did they really beep "diet coke"?

[xtr4eh0lt]

i love how they BIIB diet coke, but not suck a dick :D

[TheTrebledSoul]

Lisa Lampenelli is f'kin awesome!

[licen2q]

@darkcanvas. I assumed they beeped out Coke because it would be free advertisement for them.

[darkcanas102]

Is it just me, or did they allow her to say suck dick, but bleeped out Coke?

[kharte29]

is it just me or are roasts the lowest form of comedy that doesn't take any talent?

[TheLiLD95]

@kharte29 It's you.

[tedwilli9]

@kharte29 no, you're right. but they're roasts -- not meant to be really intelligent. but they do recycle the same old jokes over and over again.

[originalbitches]

Andy needs to know how to take a joke. Seriously. FUCK YOU.

[negrophiliac]

@originalbitches hes acting like he's getting offended. he did that at the roast for william shatner, too.

[cervtzz]

We've got a drag queen a pervert and a drug addict, and im only talking about Andy Dick. LOLOL

[sgq85]

Lmao

[livileeeee12345]

Love her!

[BBBella146]

Anybody know why lisa was not on the charlie sheen roast?

[Xiasyios]

@BBBella146 because it would of been to easy.

[choliberto]

I'm not saying ANDY DICK is gay but I'll say he's been known to guess the flavor of a popsicle just by sitting on it. This woman is a mean genius xDD.

[bradmedicus]

This was the best roast by Comedy Central, by far. Lisa Lampanelli is amazing!

[Dariusmfischbacher]

Lisa lampanelli is awesome but she reuses her jokes

[MYinfinitig35]

i love how people get offended by her JOKES. she says ALOT about mexicans and it dont bother me. i am mexican, by the way. if what she says bothers you, get hell out of here.

[workittworkit]

@MYinfinitig35 i feel you on that because i'm black and white and none of her jokes bother me because Lisa Lampinelli talks about EVERYONE hell she even makes fun of herself. Like people seriously need to lighten up

[VenzorAlexis]

Hahaha is that Lady Bunny?! :D

[anahata58]

she's awesome cuz she says shit most people would be terrified to say

[head2fiststyle12345]

@anahata58 no most people arent racist or sick enough to insult people the way she does.

[vincentferrer777]

@head2fiststyle12345 Considering she only dates black guys... She isn't racist... Why would you even mention that??? IT'S 2011!!!!!!!! Where have you been the last 10 years???

[anahata58]

@head2fiststyle12345 okay let me rephrase that, she says shit most unpolitically correct people would be terrified to say.

[picojohnson]

She is Super funny actually

[head2fiststyle12345]

shes just a bitch, not really funny

[EWWYOURFAC3]

@head2fiststyle12345 this is comedy. if you cant laugh at yourself then youre insecure. lisa lampanelli rags on everybody. nobody is safe. again, its comedy. im gay and i love her. she isnt a bigot. she isnt a racist. shes actually very left and liberal.

[head2fiststyle12345]

@EWWYOURFAC3 if you cant laught at yourself your insecure, what the hell is that suppose to mean, so if i dont laugh that people call me a black nigger, im insecure? this isnt comedy and she has no talent, anyone can stand up on stage and make fun of peoples race. she thinks that making fun of herself every now and then makes up for it. come on...

[EWWYOURFAC3]

@head2fiststyle12345 i bet its okay for her to make fun of gay people to you though huh? but when it comes to a black joke damn shes crossing the line. i didnt hear her say the n word once. i did however hear her say fag several times and im gay. i dont hate her any less for it. she is an insult comic. That is the point of her show.. grow up a little or dont watch comedy central.

[Megalith93]

andy doesnt seem to be able to take a jock

[1214gaia]

Jesus, she is rough. Not hugged enough as a child?

[myron4178]

MAD PROPS SHE IS HELLA FUNNY

[dwwhitesk8rdieman]

Andy dick... whatta dick.

[misslady1908]

Dag..She came hard!!

[Maestro13193]

i hate lisa lampanelli, yuck.

[101truthhurts]

Doesn't get any groovier than that cool character.

[babs22hh]

WOW LISA LAMPANELLI WAS AWESOME!

[jiyavani]

c'mon clap for fat and untalented.. c'mon lol !

[cutevwbug]

she is so funny.

[elijahw06]

Eddie Griffin does not look amused.

[gravebear]

OOOOOOh wow..... the Popsicle was classic

[waiter1971]

i fucked the 80's.too funny.

[kelle102194]

Pickle Kisser! Lmfaoo

[FoReVeRaLoNeFuCkYeA]

81G 80085

[spock4450]

Vag surgery joke my favorite.

[damien1989ster]

Love her, So funny.

She has no limits, lmfao

[VaNeSsaLiKeScAkE]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT WHAT ANDY DICK DID TO TOMMY LEE @ 4:57

[peachrocker1]

genius

[tokiohotelfan411]

Courtney Love is layign on the couch, faded xD

[MrMinkajajany]

lisa u are a riot i love u

[coltsuperocean10]

....who IS Lisa Lampanelli??

[EWWYOURFAC3]

@coltsuperocean10 umm best comic on earth?

[MDC01FLY]

pickle kisser, lol

[komosai232]

does pamela need to go pee or something?

[LFCtvUSA]

4:57 Really?

[shehri4life]

@LFCtvUSA that was so lame when he did it

[flexxappeal1]

I LOVE THIS BITCH!!!!

LAUGHING TIL IT HURTS!!!!!

[hellopendejos]

It's ok to say dirty fucken pussy, but you bleep out diet "coke?" Who makes up these rules?

[JamesKaify]

She's SUCH a scream..... [holds up index finger] I'M NOT DONE.....

[2 PAMELA] ... KNOCK IT OFF, BITCH, YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOUL-MOUTHED CUNT

[i luv the fact that she went easy on sweetheart Pam]

[peterdcarter1]

subtle

[ducrozet74]

sorry not funny

[ezescousin14213]

lisa makes more sense then hilary clinton...lisa for president!

[hoody232]

Too much dick-pussy-sex jokes. No clever jokes like the old days. Fun to watch 1 time, wouldn't watch it twice.

[Quantumness]

She rocks!

[SJB666]

Guess you had to be there?!?!

[mansitopinta]

ok, but the guessing of the flavour of a lollypop just by sitting on it, is over used!

[giaisbomb]

Lisa Lampanelli is really fucking funny....

[schroeder8911]

What happened to the part where she said, "I don't know Pam, but I do know what her @#$% looks like..."?

[1IIIIIIIIII1]

SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO COMEDY SCHOOL OR JUST GET HER OLD JOB BACK AT HARDEES

[QuatermassMan]

God! Courtney is so fucked up!

[poezen21]

love lisa,she tells it how it is!

[shunybun]

LMAO @ Andy blowing Tommy!!!!!

[robbiejohnson2011]

Greatest thing ever

[MyLeotheking]

Andy dick that fagg

[oldfriendofmine]

I fucked the 80s XD

[AryzonaRose]

IF IT WERN'T FOR THESE FAGS, US FAT CHICKS WOULD HAVE NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!

[themooddisorders]

enough about the darkies

[Objectioon]

what kind of twisted fucking comedy is that ? lol

[KRpr0ductions]

You're wrong. I watched this when they first aired it, and for some reason it wasn't bleeped out then, but it is in this video. She definitely said, "She would suck a dick for a diet COKE." She's used that joke a couple of other times, too.

[fowzie777]

fearless!!!!!!!

[ecastshiek]

"But enough about the coloreds." LMFAO

[nostopsnopurgatory]

Lisa looks like Courtney Luv tonight.

[puffalump76]

has anyone given this mean biatch a taste of her own medicine damn

[0507katy]

@puffalump76 Ummm, have you ever SEEN a roast?

[tmbrman86]

love you lisa. you always make me laugh to the point of tears.

[kymisalwaysright]

she made fun of everyone at the roast BUT pamela anderson haha

[zaper684]

who thinks its only a matter of time until lisa lampanelli gets her own roast

[puffalump76]

@zaper684 i know time to even the score lol

[WellConditioned]

@zaper684 That would be hilarious - and Lisa is the best of good sports.

[Martin951XX]

ive seen her twice.this bitch is funny!

[Martin951XX]

ive seen her twice ...she is one funny bitch.

[LilPoop444]

pamela anderson see-through shirt omg

[ShurbaDVM93]

@karlsmith I totally agree with you!

[ShurbaDVM93]

@aitraining I love Lisa lampanelli! Think that she makes these roasts what they are. And you are probably the one living at home with nothing better to do than watch and post stupid comments all day.

[fornow100000]

this is a bunch of whores. Gosh. I m discusted....

[Lifesucksdie123]

i never liked her until now.

amazing

[illiniLB]

i get a kick out of society....she can say the word pUssy on tv and it's fine, but when she says diet coke, it has to be bleeped out lol

[aktrudy]

ha that was hilarious when she was talking about the coloreds!

[aitraining]

What a pig in every sense of the word this woman is. Poster broad of why I don't watch these comedy central piece of shit roasts. Rent or buy the Dean Martin roasts for real comedy.

[karlsmith00]

@aitraining are you seriously going to every one of her videos and leaving retarded comments? GET A FUCKING LIFE, LOSER.

[aitraining]

@karlsmith00 I have a life little man. Probably much more than you. If you think this ugly bitch is funny - you're the loser. When you move out of your parents house and get one of ur one, u can speak to me.

[bzzzzap]

Oh my God, Lisa is unstoppable.



[PrinceofCarolina]

@gonnagetva Just cut it off and kick it around on the floor; you'll get the same result in the end!

[bluecafe69]

Is the word "colored" racist? I'm colored (that is, half black/half white), I find nothing offensive about it. You'd think she said something racist... Either way. She is hilarious.

[PrinceofCarolina]

@bluecafe69 Yes, it is. During the period of the civil rights movement, when things were still segregated, everything was labled "whites only" or "colored." Using the term to describe our black brothers and sisters is frowned upon (and found offensive) because it refers to a time in our past we're eager to move away from, and COULD be taken as that in your mind you still believe that things should still be segregated. ;-) (Understand by "you" I mean generally speaking.)

[bluecafe69]

@PrinceofCarolina

I prefer the term colored. Moreover, I'm from Canada and we never had that shit. I also understand that that kind of thing was something more common in the American South. Personally, I would have been more offended if you said: "Enough about these negros." As far as I'm concerned she didn't say anything offensive, and you're reading way too far into it. Moreover, in South Africa there were "coloureds" who were distinct from both the black and white populations, there.

[PrinceofCarolina]

@bluecafe69 I'm not reading into anything. You asked if "colored" is considered racist. I explained why. Being from the American South, I'm a bit of an authority on the subject. I know that refering to our black neighbors as "negro" or "colored" will get your teeth kicked in. Perhaps were you live, it's not a big deal, but if you say that down in Atlanta, et al, you'll get your ass handed to you. Thus, the reaction of the crowd. She didn't say it in South Africa, she was in the US.

[PrinceofCarolina]

@bluecafe69 It's generally thought that it was just in the American South; actually the entire US was segregated. When desegregation came about, the southern states were in the limelight when it came to protesting the decision. Everything that you would have heard about integration (the high school in Little Rock, the bus boycott, the Woolworth's sit-in, etc) was in the south, but the whole country was guilty of racism.

[MsCarlisa09]

Lmao shes funni

[chamblizi]

realLy andy likes dick!!! lol!!

[chamblizi]

SHES IS SO Vial but i like it lol

[chamblizi]

she makes me sad she could run a catholic school lol

[kamelion7]

I can't believe everyones reaction when Lisa says 'coloureds'.... what a load of bollocks - p.c cunts

[WTFcouRttx3]

I love how PISSED OFF Andy got. GET OVER YOURSELF BUDDY

GO LISAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[1lilgirlbaby5]

lol

[10Killuminati]

woww my ears are bleeding

[ragemanchoo82]

Wow Lisa has lost a lot of weight since this