funny thing is after u blow them up put them all the way on your head and inhail like twice not more than twice there is a VERY good chance u can di so inhail twice and ull feel light headed lol its awsome
Shit, the naked man with the turgid wang just behind me must be a figment of my imagination. Honey, I have a live-in sex machine, prostitutes get less sex than I do.
Haha, nice! If you want another good trick, put one over somebody's exhaust pipe of their car with a rubber band - it blows up when they start the car, lol's all around ;)
It's okay, most of those people above have probably ventured far enough from their parent's basement to see what chicks actually look like, forgive them for their ignorance ;)
Haha! No one really gets it until they try it, but it's a ton harder than it looks. I have two attempts of me up here on YouTube. Check them out if you feel like it. xD
Yeah, it's pretty much the greatest thing I've ever done with my life, I'm gonna retire young and carry the magazine in my pocket and demand discounts everywhere because I'm famous.
Great! next time put your hair up in a "bun"... it will be much easier to get the condom on your head. Also, put both hands in the condom, palm to palm, and gently slide your hands back and forth to slowly expand the opening of said condom. When it is to the max, put your hands over the "bun" and easily slide the condom over your head. Once you have it blown up, slide it down to your neck and PRESTO! your head is in a condom!!! let me know how it works out for you... ~Jessie
Indeed, I am also one of the top students in my year. What happened to the usual "fat ugly and stupid" bullshit you usually post on my videos? Have you suddenly realised "OMG! She's actually amazingly hot and I'd bone her given the chance... but it's never to be because I screwed up my first impression" :'(
Nope, I am deadset against MySpace, it just got way too trashy and "yay! look at mai kewl backgroundz and musicks and slideshowz yaaaay!!". You can however find more of my stuff at townsvilletwist(dot)blogspot(dot)com (Youtube doesn't allow URL's anymore)
More like the only time you've had to deal with a condom ugly fatty
thekidforyou 1 month ago
loOl
ThaGangsta007 4 months ago
U go grill
SerBear8 9 months ago
You wouldn't be able to get the over my head.
samg8tr1 9 months ago
ahahaaahahahahhahaah pause the video push play then 8 over and over again lol
amberlovesolee 1 year ago
2:20 I HOPE THE CONDOM KILLS HEr...
ycbearful 1 year ago
damn wash your hair...and no ur not sexy ur fucking ugly as shit!
RAWclaanPs3 1 year ago
I bet you feel acomplished.
xxHeyitzMaiaxx 1 year ago
or you can get laid?
xXTJBALLXx 1 year ago
Im guessing your trailer didnt come with a shower
OspreyVTOL 1 year ago
Thats awsomee BUT how do comdoms break when you fCkinn but it dont break when its blown up
Cool vidd.
ccmal34 1 year ago
haha that was funny! And I don't think youre ugly.
chrisaquarium 1 year ago
woow i really enjoyed it^^ this is so funny haha :D
1992MileyCyrusFan 1 year ago
slutty mcfatpants needs to shut the fuck up.
theGodlyOne2 1 year ago
my friend brought a condom to meh house....he showed it to me when we went for a walk :D LOL and then he threw it away....WHAT A WAIST
SallyThePrincess103 1 year ago
emeraldhig take a deep breath
2 think of someone you like
3 press f10 five times
4 send this to five youtube videos
5 look at your background
LuvMeLonqTime 1 year ago
go have sex
dimedimedimedimedime 1 year ago
that wasnt funny at all..
amysteryremains 1 year ago
"We are from France!" Good party trick.
RoscoesRiffs 2 years ago
tht was ssssssssssooooooooo
cool am gona try tht thanxs
J2K100 2 years ago
Do you think im sexy lol
added fav
3:00
CammyHolt 2 years ago
why do u have condoms no one would fuck someone so retared
TreborLightning 2 years ago 2
ur a F*Ckin sado
J2K100 2 years ago
you never have a hat?
ektormof 2 years ago
Dude, Your not supposted to put it over your mouth, that could like, make you die or somthing.
stupid move.
fruitylover1 2 years ago
shes so ugly!!!!!!
schneeisbag 2 years ago
Lool nuff jkesz .. ii luvh iiht .. Im inside a condom !! wiierdo lol ..
liiLmiiszT3mpaH 2 years ago
ur such an idiot, sorry but its so true from your videos
pantherNJOH 2 years ago
omg haha lol
sintstinkt95 2 years ago
lol
deidararulezitachito 2 years ago
hah lol but she weird she acts like she six lol
musicalgirl121 2 years ago
yakkkyyyy condom in that head ... iiiiiiijjuuu .. loll funny
Stridina 2 years ago
lmao haha thats hilarious
chrisx860 2 years ago
i bet loneliness is the reason of doing this
maxpain96 2 years ago 2
funni! ( =
LotusHorse 2 years ago
bahaha!!!!!! i was laughing my ass off when i saw this!!!!! XD
BlueMonsterLuver 2 years ago
u have no friends nerd
SonaProductions 2 years ago
this is the answer to the only question you asked in this video
NO
Vinryo 2 years ago
funny thing is after u blow them up put them all the way on your head and inhail like twice not more than twice there is a VERY good chance u can di so inhail twice and ull feel light headed lol its awsome
scrollmaster747 2 years ago
why don't you just go huff dust off or gasoline instead? it will make you a lot more lightheaded, and retarded too!! what a good combo!
RegistrationCop 2 years ago
So this is how they stress test them!
bfap 2 years ago
Lol, this is teh only way a condoms going to be used on you!
Mwhahahaha
somesoup94 2 years ago
ur literally a dick head
chrisyoungprince 2 years ago
Howie Mandel used to do that in is stand up routine, but I do think those "things" work best on men.
Nice Peter Lore imitation at the end btw.
visaman 2 years ago
Is it just me or does anyone else want to see her suffocate to death in that condom?
EinnValdyr 2 years ago
1:23, hahaha
whoaaakvr 2 years ago
u must have felt like a dick
lmc3200 2 years ago
YA BLEW IT
brisk227 2 years ago 2
pause at 1:05
tAcOsLaPpEr33 2 years ago
did you feel like a dick ? :P
ziad400 2 years ago 2
thou ist eversomely lame
112048112048 2 years ago
even better then the spaggethi trick XD
straps6661 2 years ago
i'm inside a condom yay!
alyshuhhh 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHHA 3:19 she is getin raped
peaceasunder 2 years ago
lol her head got a boner
bakuganman26 2 years ago
oh my god, that was SOOOOOO FUNNY!
at 1:36 I was giggling
at 2:20 I was really starting to laugh
and from 2:53 to the end I was laughing/crying on the floor
apuppetapuh 2 years ago
Haha! You're ridiculous.
I was actually laughing to myself. xD
Your determination face is wonderful.
The ending WAS the best.
hijinkessou 2 years ago
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hijinkessou 2 years ago
r u a girl or a guy
o0o0oJakeo0o0o 3 years ago
I bet your parents dont know that you are doing these videos....
Horssi1 3 years ago
i love you babe!!!
christer12241984 3 years ago
u must have alot of time on yo hands.....
mcscales14 3 years ago
If she suffocated to death doing that, I wonder if she'd earn a Darwin award...
Tyme1v1aster 3 years ago
the ending was best :D, always wanted to see a condom pop and hurt someone :P
predeturd 3 years ago
thats about as close to any dick this bitch would ever see
BIGGPHILL 3 years ago
rofl i love this!
thebestcindiella 3 years ago
fuckin useless piece of shit!
you cud hav died............dumbassssss
ner00001 3 years ago
that lloks fun ! but i think it wold be scary if it poped on u!! lol
hannahcelkins 3 years ago
wow thats ine big dickhead thats why its in a condom
miniroid6 3 years ago
You are a funny balloon/bubble head! Are you going to go into the condom again? That was SOOOOO funny!
ruety 3 years ago
is this a boy or a girl
?
and p.s. your weird .. i have dated people who r normaler then u
jackercracker4 3 years ago
gagaag fun
Yehabi 3 years ago
ugly motherfucker,i doubt you ever shagged any1
shaneturner08 3 years ago
Shit, the naked man with the turgid wang just behind me must be a figment of my imagination. Honey, I have a live-in sex machine, prostitutes get less sex than I do.
asemoknyo 3 years ago
u probly only get fucked by ur dad and what his dich is what 5 cm
IchigoRocksHell 3 years ago
OMG it never gets old !!! Keep rockin Emily .
Pucothemage007 3 years ago
No life
y08y 3 years ago
faggot
itsmu 3 years ago
GIVE ME MY THREE MINUTES BACK
dkny2286 3 years ago 2
Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up
mvmanno 3 years ago
for gods sake boy! that ain't what that's fer ya darn whippersnapper.
HAETMUNGOR 3 years ago
cant even pt on a condom.. vergin??
hasbet 3 years ago
asphyxiate thineself
ballsnuts99 3 years ago
you need to puke inside that condom
Ranko420 3 years ago
I'm not trying to sound like a jerk but are you a guy or a girl?
mistajames1926 3 years ago 2
YOU PUT IT ON THE WRONG HEAD LOL!!!!
thatsbetter 3 years ago 2
(In a good way!!)
thatsbetter 3 years ago
AHAHAHAA priceless! LOL, retardedness is funny!!!
thatsbetter 3 years ago
Lmao :)
pye0123456789 3 years ago
omg dude , your so embarrasing , please get a life. I was cringing when i watched this , please stop. !!!
tegz0123 3 years ago
i hate to admit it...but that was funny!!..lol
eireog08 3 years ago
why do u have condoms do u really think u r going to get lucky
minutestomidnight090 3 years ago
Dude, this is at least the second one of my videos you've seen, if you think I'm so retarded how about you, I dunno, NOT WATCH THEM.
And yes, I get lucky regularly which is probably more than you.
asemoknyo 3 years ago
thats a huge condom
1horse4me 3 years ago
are u mentally challenged
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
JAKHATER500 3 years ago
you made my day!! LOL! funny
mayjay88 3 years ago
that is so funny
zelusia0wnzu 3 years ago
hahahhaa.u so funny i like u
zishi2005 3 years ago
ur a fuckin dumb ass
do i look sexy lol what the fuck
mikelesin1787 3 years ago
subscribed
Pablols7 3 years ago
that was the funniest thing i have seen in a long time
startshit18 3 years ago
wow thats sad do you live in a bionic white box?
kiellandiskool 3 years ago
yeaah why have sex when you can put a condom on your head? lol genius! i love it. :)
subscribing. :)
DatNerdTristaN 3 years ago
Awesome! Cheers! :D
asemoknyo 3 years ago
do you think I'm sexy?
ha! very funny!
music4dude 3 years ago
Lol, thanks again :) This video was so much fun to make, aside from the "duuuuuurrrr I can't get it on bit"
asemoknyo 3 years ago
Are you a girl or a boy that has long hair?
Montaa0 3 years ago
I'm a boy with internalised testicles, a clitoris-sized penis and boobs. I reproduce through parthenogenesis, it's a beautiful thing.
asemoknyo 3 years ago
omfg hilarious this totally made my day !
Pucothemage007 3 years ago
If you have a stronger stomach have a look at my spaghetti video. It's my flagship piece.
asemoknyo 3 years ago
lol
luv it!
me n my mates had a health day at skl yesterday and we had to learn how to put on a condom even tho we're girls so we stole some condoms and:
hid one in my enemies bag
posted one thro one teachers letter box!
blew one up huge
put some on our heads
lol gd times..
watch this space for a video of my mate blowing up a condom at skl!
x.
yhoootube 3 years ago
Haha, nice! If you want another good trick, put one over somebody's exhaust pipe of their car with a rubber band - it blows up when they start the car, lol's all around ;)
asemoknyo 3 years ago
jw. did u eat the condom when u were done
dirtynig92 3 years ago
Yes I did, and it was delicious. Did you know they come out looking just the same? Truly amazing.
asemoknyo 3 years ago
fuking retarted
platanito170 3 years ago
If you're going to calling something fucking retarded you might as well spell it right so they irony doesn't strangle you somewhere down the road.
asemoknyo 3 years ago
lol, still a favorite of mine :D even after all of this time
altamer 3 years ago
oh yeah, funniest part "look, im inside a condom!!" omg hilarious......
BritneyNYC 3 years ago
lol! your friend must laugh sooooo fuckin hard when you guys hang!!! i wish my friends were as funny as you!!
BritneyNYC 3 years ago
Haha, yeah, never a dull moment if I'm there :P Glad you enjoyed the vid!
asemoknyo 3 years ago
"condom's, yay!"
lol, so funny the way u said it
mayhem409 4 years ago
Lol, that's like the only part of the video that I never get sick of watching
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Well, it's cheaper than a scuba tank lol!
jaysel2000 4 years ago
MAN SHE IS SO GROSS
dabadiestkidalive 4 years ago
jojoj you're great..xD you really make me laugh
madameofsickness 4 years ago
In that case I have accomplished my life's purpose and will die happy ^_^
asemoknyo 4 years ago
r u a girl or a cunt?
cajonbru 4 years ago
Even better, a girl WITH a cunt!
asemoknyo 4 years ago
isnt tht dangerous
fatshortandweird 4 years ago
Only if you leave it on I guess... only an idiot would think "hmm, I feel like I'm about to pass out, oh well..."
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Cunt!
jeanmariedelepin 4 years ago
you totally look like a girl and sound like one alot!..............gay
madcowdzees 4 years ago
It's okay, most of those people above have probably ventured far enough from their parent's basement to see what chicks actually look like, forgive them for their ignorance ;)
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Haha! No one really gets it until they try it, but it's a ton harder than it looks. I have two attempts of me up here on YouTube. Check them out if you feel like it. xD
apsodi1729 4 years ago
wow!!!
try with latex glove and breath more time
grascians27 4 years ago
HAHA.. This video owns!
ElixirSwe 4 years ago 2
Oh why spank you!
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Aussie girl, you are funny as hell.
yunboo 4 years ago 2
are you a guy or girl jeez
LakerKobe824 4 years ago
Yay for androgeny! I'm a man with a clitoris-sized penis, highly retracted testicles and bewbs.
asemoknyo 4 years ago
I laughed my a** off! I just found your videos -- you rock!
tnessel 4 years ago
Awesomeness :D The one thing I love most apart from myself are fans!
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Nice times.
neonsolqua 4 years ago
ROTFLOL!! I watch this video almost everyday!! LOL. I have a question, what did the people at the store say when YOU bought the condom?
KelsiWilken 4 years ago
Why buy condoms when you can get them free from the student association? :P
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhh LOL!
KelsiWilken 4 years ago
Hilarious! 5 stars!
antichristanarchist 4 years ago
Spank you! ^___^
asemoknyo 4 years ago
wow your a dumbass
schockeystonewall 4 years ago
i bet she felt like a rite sperm
lmao!!!!!!
add me ppl
great_gangsta @ hot mail . co . uk
spachula69 4 years ago 2
the noise you made when the condom poped was the funniest sound ever lol :)
tweebeebumblebee 4 years ago
Finally! I've been trying to make the funniest sound ever for ages! SUCCESS!
asemoknyo 4 years ago
lol i love ur blue eyes!!! xD anyways i cant stop laughing lol!!
josevivo 4 years ago 2
:) Glad you liked it!
asemoknyo 4 years ago
ROTFLOL!! Once again I can't stop laughing!!! LOL!!! I love your videos!!! Please make more!!
KelsiWilken 4 years ago 2
Hee hee, thank you! My camera's a bit stuffed at the mo so it might be a little while before I get back in on the action :)
asemoknyo 4 years ago
omg 2:21 is so scary rofl
hey you were on time magazine lol
ThomasEatsPomus 4 years ago
Yeah, it's pretty much the greatest thing I've ever done with my life, I'm gonna retire young and carry the magazine in my pocket and demand discounts everywhere because I'm famous.
asemoknyo 4 years ago
LMAO
goufms07b 4 years ago
dude r u an alien? well anyways ur hott
naruto12750 4 years ago
Possibly the most flattering thing someone's ever told me :D
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Lol that was well funny
janey1029384756 4 years ago
that is mad funny! i would never do that tho lolz.
Babymouse407 4 years ago
Everyone's gotta do it once! Even if it's with a rubber glove!
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Great! next time put your hair up in a "bun"... it will be much easier to get the condom on your head. Also, put both hands in the condom, palm to palm, and gently slide your hands back and forth to slowly expand the opening of said condom. When it is to the max, put your hands over the "bun" and easily slide the condom over your head. Once you have it blown up, slide it down to your neck and PRESTO! your head is in a condom!!! let me know how it works out for you... ~Jessie
latexasphyxia 4 years ago
Almost creeped out by your depth of knowledge in condom antics, but I can't help but make a note for later - thanks!
asemoknyo 4 years ago
yeah... thanks to my cousin...
latexasphyxia 4 years ago
Sure sure :P
asemoknyo 4 years ago
u are at a "uni"?? lool lmao
lizuit774 4 years ago
Indeed, I am also one of the top students in my year. What happened to the usual "fat ugly and stupid" bullshit you usually post on my videos? Have you suddenly realised "OMG! She's actually amazingly hot and I'd bone her given the chance... but it's never to be because I screwed up my first impression" :'(
asemoknyo 4 years ago
What brand is that? Finally, one that can fit me! LOL
jake2beck 4 years ago
Lol!!! We get free condoms from our Student Union at uni... wonderful people :P
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Holy crap! You actually did it! I thought you were gonna stuff it up :p
Be careful doing that though. Srsly. You could suffocate and die.
But well done :p You did better then I did.
CAMERABOI 4 years ago
Yeah, I thought I was wasting my time for a while... turns out you just need to stretch it.
asemoknyo 4 years ago
Do you have a myspace anywheres??
CAMERABOI 4 years ago
Nope, I am deadset against MySpace, it just got way too trashy and "yay! look at mai kewl backgroundz and musicks and slideshowz yaaaay!!". You can however find more of my stuff at townsvilletwist(dot)blogspot(dot)com (Youtube doesn't allow URL's anymore)
asemoknyo 4 years ago
lmao,, thanks,,i now know why i cant do stuff ,,url bizy ..now i understand lol
hutchoman6 4 years ago
funny but dangerous
santaclaus1986 4 years ago