0:25 - 0:33 Let me see if I can translate: "If you don't do what we say, your lot will tune in noon a freak, you" "THAT IN CONNOR IS FINNISHED EATING IN MY FOOT'S REAL FACE OFFERING, MATE!!" But I'm sure the transcribed audio makes more sense.
I'm American and I understood most of what they were saying after the second time watching it. It's no shit Americans have trouble understanding a dialect they almost never come across in day to day life. Whereas if you are living in the U.K., it is far more likely to come in contact with a cockney accent. Common sense. I went to the Balt island off the cost of Maryland and Had trouble understanding people because it was so vastly different to what I was used to.
@zoedil There's no common sense allowed on the internet! Especially if it puts Americans in a good light!!!!
My grandfather was Scottish. Even after 20 something years of seeing him a few times a month, I still had trouble with some of his speech. I can't even understand my Geordie cousins for the first few days of a visit.
@MeOnStuff I am sorry, this is irrelevant, but you are the only user who's username i recognize from another video's comments, well done you watch the same videos as me :)
wait are they actually using real words here? Last summer while traveling I met an englishman that spoke the most gibberish Id ever heard and I just nodded and smiled.
@efcdk92 Not all of them do. Just the ones that aren't familiar with British films. There's plenty of yanks that do get the accent. But even English have trouble with other English accents. A girl from London was telling me she moved north and thought someone was foreign but she just had a heavy manc accent. She also got compliments on her elegan accent too. Snl just goes for the cheap shots and even yanks complain about the comedy timing of their sketches not being very funny.
@Isidro0028 Roight mite - ace geezer. Thank God somebody hasn't had the gene responsible for irony removed. Some of these comments are funnier than the clip! Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner...
@mamakunem I have a stick up my ass? Haha calm down, kid. You're the one throwing the temper tantrum. Funny you claim to have all that shit, yet you're here making a fool of yourself.
Oh and I drive a dragon, I work for the Illuminati, I have seven (7) smoking hot harems (and one ugly one), and can lie about myself on the internet too! Keep dreaming, champ.
@mamakunem "not be racist" "now go eat your fucking cheese burger and ridicule some more ethnicities"
Do you even realize what you just wrote? Are you that fucking stupid? You contradict yourself and do exactly what you are accusing of me. Quit embarrassing yourself, kid. Everyone can see who the real "cunt" is here.
@SerielThriller It was, the whole video is flipped to get past the copyright filter, hence all the text is backwards. If it was normal the steering wheel would have been on the right.
@Khronnus If anything, in american movies Cockney is the most portrayed accent, Americans don't know that there is like 35 different accents in the greater London area.
the picture of the little girl actually made me laugh a lot
TheJasonDR 5 days ago
The awkward moment when no Americans can tell the difference between England and Britain DERP
TheChowie 1 week ago
0:25 - 0:33 Let me see if I can translate: "If you don't do what we say, your lot will tune in noon a freak, you" "THAT IN CONNOR IS FINNISHED EATING IN MY FOOT'S REAL FACE OFFERING, MATE!!" But I'm sure the transcribed audio makes more sense.
Bzicnephrilis 1 week ago
"I thought they were speaking a foreign language..."
"I don't think I heard a single consonant..."
JimmyFallonRox898 1 week ago
what's the theme song at 1:11 and at the end?
Ronfa12 1 week ago
this is brilliant.
What's the song title at 1:11 btw?
pesanze 1 week ago
must. resist. Katy perry. cleavage. video...
colinrenteria2006 1 week ago
i'm a brit from launnden and this is funny as fuck!
shareenypoohsable 1 week ago
I wish this was a real movie
2FlaminHot4u 1 week ago
Damn, Adele does some great lip syncing
Jqueezy92 2 weeks ago
"dingo tacka tacks mordingo" oh why didnt you just say so!!!
TheLyricaholic 2 weeks ago
brilliant, just brilliant!!!
cavior44 2 weeks ago
geroff aright.
mdogg20psn 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
LOL so true!
JoyousinJesus 3 weeks ago
I'm American and I understood most of what they were saying after the second time watching it. It's no shit Americans have trouble understanding a dialect they almost never come across in day to day life. Whereas if you are living in the U.K., it is far more likely to come in contact with a cockney accent. Common sense. I went to the Balt island off the cost of Maryland and Had trouble understanding people because it was so vastly different to what I was used to.
---Common sense---
zoedil 3 weeks ago
@zoedil There's no common sense allowed on the internet! Especially if it puts Americans in a good light!!!!
My grandfather was Scottish. Even after 20 something years of seeing him a few times a month, I still had trouble with some of his speech. I can't even understand my Geordie cousins for the first few days of a visit.
digitalintent 3 weeks ago
@zoedil pretty sure they are speaking gibberish for the proper 'british' bits.
lewislemon 3 weeks ago
@zoedil Your comment is funny because it's so bullshit. They were just saying random syllables for most of the video.
Rygith 2 weeks ago
@zoedil i am english and after the first quarter it's intentionally nonsense.... soooo.... you might need to see a doctor
riveaa 1 week ago
rotflolmfa
MirandaLuvzTwilight 3 weeks ago
Now if they used a Geordie accent there then I wouldn't be more surprised if people couldn't understand a word.
pandadardar 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
This would have been funny if I had shared the same troubles as Americans seem to do understanding English. But I don't because I think.
MrRandomFraps 3 weeks ago
are they speaking?
interstitialnucleus 3 weeks ago
Yeah it's a bit of a heavy accent, but surely most people understand?
MeOnStuff 3 weeks ago
@MeOnStuff I am sorry, this is irrelevant, but you are the only user who's username i recognize from another video's comments, well done you watch the same videos as me :)
NickIanBurns 3 weeks ago
Please make this
CharlieTOleary 3 weeks ago
just watched Trainspotting, m sentiments exactly
RockLobsta23 3 weeks ago
Cockny, cockny everywhere
espdeath 3 weeks ago 3
It'll be great if subtitles came with the movie ;)
clauclau1997111 3 weeks ago
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clauclau1997111 3 weeks ago
wait are they actually using real words here? Last summer while traveling I met an englishman that spoke the most gibberish Id ever heard and I just nodded and smiled.
anduin1 3 weeks ago
@anduin1 No they are not
jspesh 3 weeks ago
@anduin1 No. They are not using 'real words'. That's the joke.
ProudToWearAMurkin 3 weeks ago
Understood every word, don't see what people are moaning about.
WaitDer 3 weeks ago
I always watch english speaking movies with subtitles.
Abramisen 3 weeks ago
do i`m the only one who thinks how does he have a small daugther, if he spend 17 years in jail ????
DrGerr 3 weeks ago 34
@DrGerr Lol!. She was probably conceived while he was on parole.
oscarrookie 3 weeks ago
@DrGerr - sperm bank robbery.
Aicirt8 2 weeks ago
@DrGerr two words: conjugal visits.
wilky1189 1 week ago
@DrGerr
conjugal visits, conjugal visits or what I call Saturday nights..
sstyblo 20 minutes ago in playlist Favorite videos
hahaha wait...whats so funny?
pavol1980 4 weeks ago
im english but it is semi true. the important thing to remeber is: dont you go running round to redo
thelgs2k 4 weeks ago
Russel Brand is like a British Chris Tucker.
Galakhor 4 weeks ago
0:47 Holy crap this really is a British film!!! That car is sooooo Sheffield!!!
DeathInJune83 4 weeks ago
0:25-0:30 the best part!! HAHAHAHA!!
oscarrookie 4 weeks ago
1:40 But what if you're wrong! LOL!
oscarrookie 4 weeks ago
Russel Brand's impression was really bad! how ironic is that!
oscarrookie 4 weeks ago
sounds like a new scooby doo movie
farrowag 4 weeks ago
He said "Graham Norton" at 1:29
TheInimitableKaka 4 weeks ago
It all seems to end in " mate ". Definitely english.
LightYagame100000 4 weeks ago
But what if you're wrong?!
theweinermobile88 4 weeks ago
Is that Russell Brand with dreadlocks?
JollyJeffery45 1 month ago
The dialogue in this movie is Oscar worthy.
jrockluv 1 month ago
Do americans seriously have this much trouble with english accents? poor form usa, poor form.
efcdk92 1 month ago
@efcdk92 Not all of them do. Just the ones that aren't familiar with British films. There's plenty of yanks that do get the accent. But even English have trouble with other English accents. A girl from London was telling me she moved north and thought someone was foreign but she just had a heavy manc accent. She also got compliments on her elegan accent too. Snl just goes for the cheap shots and even yanks complain about the comedy timing of their sketches not being very funny.
superflyenglishvegan 3 weeks ago
@superflyenglishvegan i find that a lot of comedy from the USA is based around stereotypes, which, in most cases, isn't funny.
efcdk92 3 weeks ago
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5577lee 3 weeks ago in playlist keep smiling
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@efcdk92 i think you are confusing it with little britain, which is not stereotypes at all ;)
5577lee 3 weeks ago in playlist keep smiling
@5577lee which is just one show ha, wasn't a fan of it either but oh well!
efcdk92 3 weeks ago
@efcdk92 WHAT
5577lee 3 weeks ago
@5577lee ey??
efcdk92 3 weeks ago
@efcdk92 :)) yr ok
5577lee 3 weeks ago
It seemed like a lot of killing over a small amount of money.
jimgravesus 1 month ago 50
As funny as this is, it really makes me wanna see Bill Hader in a serious badass role.
itisinmyheadblog 1 month ago
@itisinmyheadblog so true!
Sener 1 month ago
mate y da bloody hell is backwards
Metman19 1 month ago
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Most americans speak like steven hawkin.
GrappleMania01 1 month ago
Bill Hader is great here XD he probably saw 1 or 2 english films..
5577lee 1 month ago
I hope my fellow Americans realize this satires America and our own world view.
2deep4u.
thatguywiththeegg 1 month ago
@thatguywiththeegg No, it's a parody of British accents. It's pretty easy to understand that dipshit.
magicshroomleaf 1 month ago
@magicshroomleaf Let me guess, you think America fuck yeah isn't a satire on Americans either? It must be such bliss to be so dumb.
thatguywiththeegg 1 month ago
EXTREME BRITISH
luigismike 1 month ago
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cqtaylor 1 month ago
Please what does he say 1:25?
FernandoEfigee 1 month ago
can i find this video in the right direction?
cristchr 1 month ago
is this a real movie? cause i heard it is
cristchr 1 month ago
@cristchr no its a clip from saturday night live
MANBEARPIG21031 1 month ago
@MANBEARPIG21031 Iknow, but there is really a website and stuff.
cristchr 1 month ago
1:29 he says Graham Norton. Hahaha
kuckoocloud 1 month ago
Is it possible to turn on subtitles for a movie in English? xD i couldn't breathe at that part
emstar42 1 month ago
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5577lee 1 month ago
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5577lee 1 month ago
Badger
nickpenner26 1 month ago
this wont be an succes i know it (well in britland itself it will be a succes)
but the point is:: british movies are always so boring not like american movies
imaboy33 1 month ago
@imaboy33 Sorry? I couldn't understand a word you were saying. You'r not an American, are you? Did you actually take that clip, like, seriously?
neighbour666 1 month ago
@imaboy33 This is a joke, eeejit.
fasteddyuk 1 month ago
@fasteddyuk i know but what is a eeejit? is it some alien thing you made up?
imaboy33 4 weeks ago
"If we don't pay they're gonna kill us!!"
"Darlin'......go see, i told'em an i sed fee, i fort they grab nortin'! gon dat far a bully on that dandy do anthy!"
"BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG!!"
sammich003 1 month ago 36
@sammich003 "if we don't pay they are gonna kill HER"
Moenia79 3 weeks ago
@sammich003
Cracks me up everytime mate, genius! :D
anarchist884 3 weeks ago
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google captions on 0:25 "own recently lost if you dont do what we saw a related have been abit pretty good height" haha brilliance !!
gmansxc 1 month ago
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gmansxc 1 month ago
I understood everything they were saying
Isidro0028 1 month ago
@Isidro0028 Roight mite - ace geezer. Thank God somebody hasn't had the gene responsible for irony removed. Some of these comments are funnier than the clip! Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner...
neighbour666 1 month ago
the titles dont go running round the main road i think....
hideHYDEimcoming 1 month ago
Hilarious. Anyone know what the song is?
WAITANATOR 1 month ago
If this is british, were's Mark Strong?
Bzicnephrilis 1 month ago
Is this a real film?
BachCounterpoint 1 month ago
@BachCounterpoint
No, the question is: are you for real?
koonachota 1 month ago
@koonachota I am God.
BachCounterpoint 1 month ago
justin bieber ???!!! WHY THE Fk hes is tagged here ?!?
jamols09 1 month ago
This is a piss take right
01ccoulson 1 month ago
Why does it look mirrored? Can't read anything!!
Aldoborzoni 1 month ago
@Aldoborzoni It's also typed in British, extreme British.
Tulipstarful 1 month ago
Haha fuck britfags.
freestylexgp 1 month ago
Every time I get to the end I have to check my facebook cause of that darn noise
BlackHawk0767 2 months ago
too funny
avonangel714 2 months ago
this is very accurate sadly. sorry english gents
hankehenry 2 months ago
@ 1:38 pretty sure he's driving on the wrong side for Britain.
ijeleo92 2 months ago
@ijeleo92 not if you switch back to the not mirrored image.
MrJeanjean2009 1 month ago
Katy Perry's husband has the worst fake british accent. what the fuck is he doing?
latkokilla 2 months ago
@latkokilla ex husban soon ;)
johnqpublic912 2 months ago
@latkokilla How on earth does Brand have a "fake" British accent when he was born and raised 20 miles from London?
aimpointvw 1 month ago
@aimpointvw no shit Sherlock. I meant he has the worst gibberish fake accent. what the hell is that supposed to be at 0:55 .
latkokilla 1 month ago
@aimpointvw Because he's got a good sense of humor, can make fun of himself and not take everything too seriously and just enjoy life.
superflyenglishvegan 3 weeks ago
@latkokilla the guy;s british lol
LightYagame100000 4 weeks ago
@mamakunem I have a stick up my ass? Haha calm down, kid. You're the one throwing the temper tantrum. Funny you claim to have all that shit, yet you're here making a fool of yourself.
Oh and I drive a dragon, I work for the Illuminati, I have seven (7) smoking hot harems (and one ugly one), and can lie about myself on the internet too! Keep dreaming, champ.
MrTROLLEO 2 months ago
BUT WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?
GustavoB1992 2 months ago
don't feel insulted if you're british.
we love you, bros.
joojoojuice 2 months ago
@joojoojuice
Not at all, that was hilarious!
Tmuk2 2 months ago
@joojoojuice Brits can laugh at themselves. This is hilarious!
fasteddyuk 1 month ago
@mamakunem "not be racist" "now go eat your fucking cheese burger and ridicule some more ethnicities"
Do you even realize what you just wrote? Are you that fucking stupid? You contradict yourself and do exactly what you are accusing of me. Quit embarrassing yourself, kid. Everyone can see who the real "cunt" is here.
MrTROLLEO 2 months ago
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Alysaria 2 months ago
Batman?
metroid1003 2 months ago
Scooby could understand this
kxmode 2 months ago
Is something wrong with me If I understood some of this?
davidhatethegraek 2 months ago 53
@davidhatethegraek everything is wrong with you
GetOut54 2 months ago
@davidhatethegraek i heard wanker from russel and the boss bloke say lee lee lee
hideHYDEimcoming 1 month ago
@davidhatethegraek can you write the subtitle?, please
aboalatrak 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@davidhatethegraek
no, it just means YOU ARE A BRITISH person. that's all.
llcoolel 1 month ago
A cou'n andasta'n da narrah'r
koonachota 2 months ago 34
@koonachota I wish I could thumbs up twice. Perfect text representation of wtf english accent.
RikkuTheDincht 2 months ago
Well yeah if you flipped the video back the right way around, we could understand it. Duh.
ThinkTechnica 2 months ago
@ThinkTechnica yeh and if its not mirrored then it gets taken down incredibly fast because of copyright
OmNomMonst3r 2 months ago
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This is what they sound like up in north England
UKGarage2step 2 months ago
fantastic.
banhamm3r 2 months ago
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UKGarage2step 2 months ago
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UKGarage2step 2 months ago
EXTREMELY BRITISH!
vilemoo17 2 months ago
Gmail chat sound at 2:28. It made me check the tab.
aeb242 2 months ago
@aeb242 Gmail chat sound at 2:26 I guess. I thought I wasn't forever alone.
aeb242 2 months ago
This is the most I've ever laughed at Russell Brand
JSDuncan2113 2 months ago
Is it me? Or does this skit look better reversed left-to-right as it is here on YouTube instead of the original on Hulu? It's uncanny.
gnomechomskylives 2 months ago
But Russell Brand is British!
kakashi1526 2 months ago
@mamakunem Stupid fucking Brit. Learn to take a joke.
MrTROLLEO 2 months ago
This just made me want to watch Shaun of the Dead again
xed360x 2 months ago
@xed360x Watch Snatch instead :)
gnomechomskylives 2 months ago
HAHAH 1:28 he says Graham Norton....yes
cakes37 2 months ago
@mamakunem Also, Kidulthood and Adulthood are really good fucking movies.
RahnekGaming 2 months ago
@mamakunem I'm Canadian, but just so you know, english isn't the most spoken language in The states anymore. There really are that many immigrants.
RahnekGaming 2 months ago
@RahnekGaming
Yeah that just isn't true. English is by far, and I mean by faaaar the most spoken language.
garveya1 2 months ago
@garveya1 Chinese is actually
PUSPUSinthaBUSHBUSH 2 months ago
@PUSPUSinthaBUSHBUSH
touche
garveya1 2 months ago
@RahnekGaming i have no idea what you're talking about, it seems like candians think we're turning into mexico
JackZeroZ 2 months ago
stupid americans, english isnt' my first language and i understood everything!
koronas21 2 months ago
@koronas21 shut up cunt
JRLOC488 2 months ago
This reminds me of a lot of the humor in Louis CK's "Pootie Tang."
ch72105 2 months ago
aww Russell Brand ruined it!
proxyflamer 2 months ago 2
they should have the stering wheel on the right
SerielThriller 2 months ago
@SerielThriller It was, the whole video is flipped to get past the copyright filter, hence all the text is backwards. If it was normal the steering wheel would have been on the right.
locopyro13 2 months ago
Funniest shit I have seen in a while!
psychgyul001 2 months ago
Not funny because it's true. I can't fucking understand Londoners
CriminalMacabre 2 months ago
@CriminalMacabre Everyone can understand Londoners. It's cockney's no one can understand. But scottish and Scouse are much worse.
Khronnus 2 months ago
@Khronnus lol, true, the guys that came to my ski resort said they were from north london, impossible to understand them
CriminalMacabre 2 months ago
@Khronnus If anything, in american movies Cockney is the most portrayed accent, Americans don't know that there is like 35 different accents in the greater London area.
RahnekGaming 2 months ago
redfit
fahadlife 2 months ago
Buh wah if ur wrong!!! Lmfao XD
classon1124 2 months ago
1:26 - a cross between Irish and African
Willferox 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
How did he have a 5-7 year old daughter if he spent 17 years in prison. o-o
Samuelc1234 2 months ago 15
0:51 funniest part
triforceking33 2 months ago
I love how he says Graham Norton at 1:29
gillymorn 2 months ago
Russell Brand just sounds like Morph.
Iananan 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Aueaaieaua. Innit?
Samuelc1234 2 months ago
so true
Shashethefurry 2 months ago 2
things went down hill once he said "No, I don' if I do da kinda thing anymoh."
TheRivalBands 2 months ago