Shit Asian Moms Say

[s88232]

omg... My most girl friend transform into her little by little....

[muthaphuccaa]

2:06 hello bodyevery hahahha

[kwaklejandro]

the way she charges at him with the jacket, bahhahahah.

[Gchwow]

LMFAO!! XD Better than Shit Asian Dads Say!!

[bebeeebear]

My mom is usually like that -_-

[DanielWFilms]

LMFAO! LOLOLOLOLOL

[mabuti8]

Why are they so contradicting of themselves? WHYYY?! Drive their children crazy, oi -_-;

Aya! hear that a lot . . . XP shoulda added salonpas, lol

u kno u should do one for the asian kids lol - cuz our parents make us crazy 8D

[uhlyssa09]

Fuckin hilarious

[heymanitsdomo]

B!? B is for bitch! hahahaha

[swirlyful]

ayaaaaaaaah xDDDD

[Thedragonleaderify]

3/4 of this stuff is true ._.

[MrTongmingming]

This is so funny!!

[TrishRawrz]

you can see the girl smiling and trying not to laugh. i would like LMFAO everytime he says something while recording.

by the way my son is so stupid D:< aaayaaa now i need soymilk

[nuhanovicboy77]

no 2:02

[nuhanovicboy77]

Go to 2:00 and wacth!

[looklikeastar22]

B? B is for Bitch :))

[ricedeliverydrums]

My mom literally says all of the stated comments. and more.

[v33tiZz]

HUNGRY CHILDREN IN AFRICA AND EAT AT HOME OMFG MY MOM'S SLOGAN

[TayRProductions]

damn i think she forgot to shave her pits hahahahah!!!

[BlackMaskMassacre]

Everyone else laughs 'cause the depiction of Asian mothers is hilarious.

Asians laugh 'cause the depiction of Asian mothers is so accurate.

[oneminutekyu]

Oh hi there mom XD

[LuvsDrama]

It's hilarious cause it's like a spot on impression of my mom x)

[jeeen8]

Confucius say... oh fml

[MyCrazypineapple]

Do you have boyfriend? Is he CHOCOLATE?

[doonflakes]

Is he rish?

[misscam2005]

DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN FOGET YO COLTOR!!!!

[ChelseaFCblues11]

dang that asian chick is a babe can u hook me up bro

[chingchangpingpong]

LOL pook gai

[XxFugufishXx]

IS HE RISH? <:DDD

[chaelladise]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[xXxemodeathkillsxXx]

"WHY YOU LIKE DUH BLACK GAI?" LOL.

[360Petshop]

" B? B is for BITCH! *whacks his face with paper* "

[0hi]

B? B is for BITCH! HAHAHA

[tonyb739]

I know you try to sex everyday!

[theHerpeaz]

I swear the next generation of asians will be nothing like they are now, because we asian kids will probably be nothing like our parents

[007turtlesir]

omg 1:18 IS SO TRUE!

[Deathhazrize7]

Hahaha. Its exactly wat my mom says to me and my sis. Azn moms these days

[dynastywarriorlord07]

And I seriously don't see how dressing just like how everyone else dressed makes the girl look like a prostitute.

[dynastywarriorlord07]

The biggest paradox I find in this video is the fact that the asian parents are speaking their asian dialogues in english. Had they said it in chinese, it would sound a lot more realistic.

[Gallarado1]

THIS IS 100% WHAT MY MOM ACTS LIKE COMPLETELY I HATE HAVING ASIAN MOM

[amstevens23]

this is my favorite video! its soo funny

[bethcullen15]

my friend's mom is vietnamese and i swear she acts this way. its kind of scary

[090nty090]

ai yoh, pok gai.. LMFAO!!

[Elirox23]

not 2:00 i meant 2:04

[Elirox23]

2:00 LOL a funny mom says this

[naomi8992]

Confucius say.

[BurpingMedia]

B. B IS FOR BITCH

[RaymondV15]

B?...B is for bitch!

[Noobifier145]

The bit with the jacket is completely true... My mother will force me to wear an extremely thick jacket just because the sky is gray.

[Denisse9092]

soooooooo true!!!!!!!!

[posokichi541]

oh mai gawd my mom's chinese and she kinda does that XD

[Winchesterthunder]

"Honey It's cold outside!" *Runs at son with big ass jacket* I think every race has had that happen to them.

[snk9045]

"why you like the black guy"

*picks lil wanye's nose

[Moopies]

BAHAHAHAAH thats hilarious, too hilarious, reminds me of my dad though ahhahaha

[DMfan1994]

This sums up my Asian mum quite well.

[dipknockdo]

my goodness, this brings back horrible memories....

[sillyspacecadet396]

this is...completely accurate.

[sillyspacecadet396]

Aya, Aya, Aya, Aya, Aya, Aaaaaaaayaaaaaa....lmao XD

[sixguns]

that girl is cute as fuck

[moppxoxo]

This is so true for Indian parents lmao

[Xiangchua5463]

0:20 sounds like daivdsocomedy. lol

[Hauraunah]

I'm black and this video proove my hunch about my grandma being Asian in another life. She calls me stupid so many times she even made a insult just for me: vidiot. She wanted to call my "very stupid" and "idiot" at the same time and "vidiot" came out, and she's used it ever sense. She also gets on me about eating out and thinks all my guy friends are handsome. -,-

[peggyandromache]

1:10 is totally my mum! and interesting enough this video actually makes me homesick

[MissStrawberryz]

honey, doo for meee..

honey, buy one get one free!! hahahha!!

[michaellewis2112]

why you like the black guy!? lmfao xD

[Legiontroop]

Aww, The Pretty Princess is adorable

[KenkuBoing]

Hunny, do for me! Hunny, do for me! Hunny, do for me! Hunny, do for me! Hunny, do for me! And i will get one free!

[hannahelizabeth99]

@KenkuBoing It was buy one get one free...

[DocKay13]

LOL I'm Indian and I could totally relate! :))

[xCannibalism]

Lol, that "Is this your friend? SO HANDSOME." gets me every time.. xD

[KESchup]

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btw, this video is awesome!

[xCannibalism]

My mom is exactly like this.. Lol wtf.

[pmn20001]

This should be nominated for an oscar

[MyFoCuSxx]

omg this is sooooo true

[salvanica07]

I can watch this everyday and I still crack up like crazy!!!! Im Hispanic and my mom says the same things. There are hungry children in africa lmao!!

[metalliczlymetallic]

This is so much better than Shit Asian Dads Say

[nonnaz07]

1:10 i think every mom does that

[revolversmoke]

honey do for honey do for honey for buy one get one free!

[amylovemyart]

Honey!!! It's cold outside!!!!

OMG My mom says tht to ME ALL OVER the year even it's SUMMER!!!!!!!!!

[woggleboggle]

Such a cute dog.

[DianaZaya]

Lawl @0.19

[uchihaheyhihi]

I'm islander but my mum is exactly like that.

[g4869]

I have new Asian neighbors who moved next door. Yesterday I heard the woman yelling at the top of her lungs "YOU SO LAZY! YOU SO FAT AND LAZY! ARE YOU SO LAZY AT WORK!." We live like 10 feet away and right next to my window. FML.

[bladescavenger]

LOL omgs the part where she's like YOU ARE NOT MY SON NO RESPECT...*phone rings*...she suddenly becomes all nice....that is my mother every day haha

[nicolejuliaaa]

Awesome video! Story of Asian mom life

[whatever1709]

Ahahahahahahahahhah

[AzulkremaKariMonu16]

I laughed soooo hard whe she/he said "Don't forget your culturee" hahahahahah!!

[BelievePossibilities]

I'm hispanic and my mom says almost all those things....

[unicornpower12]

This is the funniest thing I ever saw on YouTube😄

[hapnaruai]

"B? B is for Bitch!" LOLOLOL

[bentheweirdo]

HAHAHAHA Beeeeeeee! B is for Bitch! XD

[jimmymolinablog]

im not asian and i found this very funny

[Totoro1691]

How come every time i watch this video, the top comment always changes?

[MrNBKCREW]

2:06 HELLO BODY EVERY! LOL

[chavi97]

epic chinese word :P 2:02

[5571350M8]

like if u think that daughter is fuckin HOTT

[muzicizmypassion18]

2:03 lololol

[feytaw]

Don't change boy like you change t-shirt...XD

[jenn06807]

MY MOTHER OH MY GOD.

[christy14141]

My favorite lines "dontt forget your culture" "honey do for me...buy one get one free" "how come my son not like yo son?" and her yelling at the dog lmfaoooo

[ROBERTSEXYMAN]

LOL



[jimmyn28]

LOL THIS IS MY MOM.

[purplepazaz101]

HAHAHAHA

[Rabiito]

lol my mom watched this and cracked up because she realized she acts just like this

[be4stin411d4y]

lul unwanted hair on the mom

[taytayuknowsit]

is it just me or did anybody else think ur own phone was ringing when theres did

[mindlessGRANDer143]

Buy one get one free(:

[RazzberriJam]

*points at nostril*

WHY YOU LIKE DA BLACK GUY?"

[Onlyloverap]

oh sht ...laugh as hell ..for last one ! B ? B is for Bitch :))

[GlamorousGlitters01]

*Gasp* Why you so fat?! LMAO!

[JpnezTomboiKa1]

1:12

I thought my phone was ringing O.o

[SovietSnyp]

83 percent is A-, not B.....

[here2there4life]

@SovietSnyp the fuck...

[JpnezTomboiKa1]

@SovietSnyp depends on where your school is. it's a B in my county

[TFabsz]

@SovietSnyp It's actually a B at most schools. Including mine.

[fudgeflutes]

@SovietSnyp Maybe in a super easy grad program. 83% is totally a B bordering on B-minus!

[JaneeGeez]

HONEY IT COLD OUTSIDE!

SO FAT! SO SKINNY!!

OMFG I FUCKEN DIED THROUGH THE VIDEO

[JaneeGeez]

I here this everyday: y u so dark? & dont forget ur culture. AI YA! HONEY DO FOR ME.

... Choy Oi in the beginning is "my god" in viet

[pmn20001]

:20-:22 is hilarious

[georgethomas412]

hahah that was pretty funny, kinda like what desi moms say!!!

[TheFilipinoGSWarrior]

"b is for bitch!" hahahaha

[HarleyxSinn]

That was hilarious!! I loved it. My sis in law says aye yah! All the time. (shes Asian) lol.

[LozanoAna12]

b! b is for bitch!! *le epic bitch slap* OMG I DIED AT THAT PART!!! xD

[MetaView7]

heeeeeelp

[JordanXoXo1992]

B! B is for Bitch! *smack!*

[weiichichi]

OMG MY LIFE.....

[dolpy1blue]

AYAAH, HONEY DO FOR ME...

HONEY DO FOR ME...

HONEY DO FOR ME...

HONEY DO FOR ME...

HONEY DO FOR MEEEE!!

BUY ONE GET ONE FREEEEEEEEE!!!

XD IM DYING HEREEE! 0:33-0:43

[panda99x]

@dolpy1blue someone should remix that part

[symerrrr]

thumbs up if you think the daughter is FINEEEEEEE

[wolfangel975]

"SHUT UP HOW MANY TIMES I TELL U ARE NOT MY SON YOU SO RESPECT ME--"

-phone rings-

-Hair flips-

"Hello?'

[NitroBlast172]

@wolfangel975 its Choy Oi! I Noe Cuz Im Vietnamese

[Rubiicon]

buy one get one freeee

[myrice101]

the daughter is mad cute :]

[Sweetcandy784123]

huay yauh! Honey do for me like x6 ... BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!

[indubitablemike]

heartless creatures they are

[crstalitez]

Ahahahaha soooo true!

[Aug9nblick]

Excellent!!!

[NexonPlayerNA]

"Hello there, pretty princess."

Holy fuck, that's what all of my relatives in the Philippines do to the one little girl who's still young while all the teenagers around my age have already grown up.

HOLY FUCK, My Asian mom bought 5 of the exact same bin that's covered in holes >_>

[pacomcjorge]

why are asian and spanish parents so alike cuz this reminds me soooo much like my grandma

[aznaliii]

"Ish he rish?" LMAO!

[peguinppls9899]

"there is hungry children in africa!" THATS WHAT MY MOM SAID TO ME 2 DAYS AGO. ASIAN. Ai-yah!

[jackie23x]

HAHAHAHA *dead*

'ayaa puk gaie!!'

[supersassy97]

B is for bitch!!!

[teyinsan]

0:15 y yhu lie da blak guii?!?!?!

[EatCoopy]

press 1 for culture

[EllenGT500]

"WHAT THE HELL YOU LOOKING?!"

[pmn20001]

2:04 was hilarious

[Jammin12345XD]

:16 She pointed at the dudes nostril.

[shorty123ish]

1:15 thought my phone waz ringin

[YourVietGurl]

LOL just like my mom xD

[cobhcdr]

"Eat,eat,eat" hahahah my filipeno sister in law!

[halfbeat08]

Girls hot as fuck

[BaltoLoneWoolf]

Is it me or does this "mom" sound like Po's father, or the goose in "Kung Fu Panda"?

[robin5ferg]

Hilarious!



[XoBonecrusherXo]

B!??!?! B is for Bitch! hahaha....

[natalhyd]

OMFGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE THIS VIDEO I CAN'T STOO WATCHING THIS!!!!

#Honey it's cold outside BAHAHAHAH KILL ME NOW XD

[Rosacoolgirl2009]

haha halfway through the video i forgot the mom was actually a guy 

[mimimimizuzaka]

crap...I was laughing until i realised i'm going to end up like that *cry*

lol to the when she picked up the phone, my mom used to do this

[Wolvenfire86]

I say sometimes say "Ai-ya" because I watched Jackie Chan Adventure.

[shizzyluvmusic]

she is like my mum but my mum is lot younger lol

[bethhezzo]

doont foget yo culter aahahaha

[gezzapk]

"B" B is for Bitch! LOL!

[panda99x]

One problem with this video is...asian mom would not allow that house to be that messy and dirty

[tinyraskalG]

why is this so true?!

[Kimmiechan]

i loved the fly tackle with the jacket saying it's cold :D

[TheLolhappens]

i think they cloned my mum

[LadySunshine777]

Buy one get one free XD lmao

[xibelieveinme]

honey do for me, all the time but in spanish.

[loveapix]

I hella cracked up at the "soy milk" part xD

[batalvitrinidad]

Hahahahahah 0:46 jacket attack!

[Kaylaichu]

"Pokkai~" Poor already? :c

[ronicachen111]

@Kaylaichu it means "fall on the ground" in Cantonese which is a bad word!

[Kaylaichu]

@ronicachen111 But for me it's like.. poor. In Chinese though.