After Hongkong went back to China, their economy started to pick up. Even the US is borrowing money from them. They are also experts in immitating (knock offs) American made products at cheaper prices. THis happened to Japan before they became Technologically advanced in Robotics, microelectronics etc..
Hmmm, think I'll go withdraw a few bucks from my savings account and take a trip to Paris; I want that Triceratops skeleton. It'd make a great conversation piece in my living room! ;p
My first vid of the day again! Hence I'm already smiling, and it's only 7:22am! ;)
Lol! Yes, let's get those Chinese for their darn CO2 emissions. Not for ongoing human rights violations, I can tolerate that, but Dammit, they had better start going Green!
China is now the number one emitter of gases harmful to the environment? Yay. Whatever. Cows emit the most methane you know! I think we should just blame global warning on all the cows. EAT MOR CHIKIN
Oh. And Marta? Your impersonation of a triceratops is almost as good as your impression of Bush, but nowhere near as good as your Condi. Nothing can beat your Condi. You are the Condi Goddess!
Haha! I loved your nod right after explaining your Triceratops impression. :)
Being from MN, I'm rolling my eyes at Delta's claims that Minneapolis will remain "an important hub". A few years from now there will likely be tumbleweeds blowing through some of the terminals at MSP, and meanwhile Delta will still be in the courts insisting that they don't need to repay the money Northwest got from the state (from MY taxes, doggone it) in order to keep not just a hub here, but a headquarters.
Awesome triceritops impersonation. i think that is known as vestigial knowledge. Don't worry we all have some of that going on. Sometimes i just wanna munch some greenery from my hands and knees.
I thought it would be worth more than 800,000. When will they be able to clone dinosaurs already? I'm sick of waiting. I want to see if your impression was accurate.
LOL Very funny, I'm subscribing.
Prohoridzo 2 years ago
:DD great one Marta!!
logosfabula 2 years ago
After Hongkong went back to China, their economy started to pick up. Even the US is borrowing money from them. They are also experts in immitating (knock offs) American made products at cheaper prices. THis happened to Japan before they became Technologically advanced in Robotics, microelectronics etc..
DarthMai 3 years ago
Note to all Olympic athletes,
Bring your own Oxygen!
Larryk12308 3 years ago 2
That's an exceptional triceratops impression!
Nic33rd 3 years ago 3
China's number 1!!! oh, that's a bad thing... :-)
Love the Italian thing, or whatever...
feanoraz 3 years ago
hey Marta doll!!!
why no warning?...
my five dogs are all ape now
nippin' at my charge card,
and the quick one just spun
the doggie door for five thousand points
with my cell phone in her mouth.....
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
aren't all those dinosaurs supposed to be in our gas tanks by now???!!???
CHUCKtheFED 3 years ago
Cool Marta Love it :-) Mike
mike8494 3 years ago
Hmmm, think I'll go withdraw a few bucks from my savings account and take a trip to Paris; I want that Triceratops skeleton. It'd make a great conversation piece in my living room! ;p
My first vid of the day again! Hence I'm already smiling, and it's only 7:22am! ;)
<3 for Marta!
Katatawnic 3 years ago
Hay, so it's going to stop gettin cold, or is that hot, o ya that was cold and now it's hot LOL go China!! woooo hoooo LOL come on mannn
lameshot 3 years ago
so now china is more efficiently turning triceratopses into fuel?
CallMeNiel 3 years ago
Lol! Yes, let's get those Chinese for their darn CO2 emissions. Not for ongoing human rights violations, I can tolerate that, but Dammit, they had better start going Green!
uberover 3 years ago 2
LMAO @ uberover!!! ;p
Katatawnic 3 years ago 2
Berlusconi proves you can become Prime Minister at the age of 72..
...if you own half of the country!
Northern5tar 3 years ago
China is now the number one emitter of gases harmful to the environment? Yay. Whatever. Cows emit the most methane you know! I think we should just blame global warning on all the cows. EAT MOR CHIKIN
Oh. And Marta? Your impersonation of a triceratops is almost as good as your impression of Bush, but nowhere near as good as your Condi. Nothing can beat your Condi. You are the Condi Goddess!
ZachsMind 3 years ago
Not the peanuts!
I remember the days of smokehouse almonds. That was flying!
-dan'l
DanPostropheL 3 years ago
best. triceratops. ever.
JohnCletus 3 years ago
great as usual
PrincessSunlynn 3 years ago
ha I liked the italian bit.
geekyvince 3 years ago
You always say "and that's today's gnooze" half chuckling because you crack yourself up so much :)
missjo5ie 3 years ago 2
missjo5ie, that's because she knows that she's made us smile and chuckle. ;)
Katatawnic 3 years ago 2
What! China pass us...Man, we need to start cranking out some more CO2.
blkbishop112 3 years ago 2
LOL!! You do a mighty fine Tricerotops, Marta. You're so multi-faceted. :-)
Moosie
anmoose 3 years ago 2
Come on, now. I love your new ending. :)
ozjthomas 3 years ago
We're #2! Yes!
So...how's the tea coming? We're on schedule, right? Right?
Zarbod 3 years ago
They will name it Terry The Triceratops...
China is one poluted place from what I hear.
mobiltec 3 years ago
I wanted to hear some Triceratop noises, Marta!
China surpassing us was no surprise. They don't get involved in foreign wars like we do :(
geojus1 3 years ago
Haha! I loved your nod right after explaining your Triceratops impression. :)
Being from MN, I'm rolling my eyes at Delta's claims that Minneapolis will remain "an important hub". A few years from now there will likely be tumbleweeds blowing through some of the terminals at MSP, and meanwhile Delta will still be in the courts insisting that they don't need to repay the money Northwest got from the state (from MY taxes, doggone it) in order to keep not just a hub here, but a headquarters.
mysticfm 3 years ago
lol marta, the dinosaur impression is freakin hilarious!
funbub 3 years ago
Yeah, the impression was cute, almost as good as the Russian impression.
jetlxix 3 years ago
Yeah!
funbub 3 years ago
YOU NEED CATTIES JOB AT CBS
btigtime 3 years ago
Marta, Marta, Marta...
TheSumpPump 3 years ago
Yay Marta...Is it me or does Berlusconi look younger than he did last time he was PM ? Nice browse......
mayor600 3 years ago
i like your shirt.
bluelightingguy 3 years ago
how the heck do you put a price on a triceratop? Is there like a price list somewhere.
Texasred63 3 years ago
Just like anything else. If it's rare and weird some rich ass hole is gonna want to put it in his study or his front yard.
mobiltec 3 years ago
I know there is some woman in Northern California with a dinasour baby something that she is selling on ebay, opening bid $115K.
Texasred63 3 years ago
stunning today, i think its the top
pornfartin 3 years ago
The funniest part?
"This is a video response to: Bad Back, Good Sex (Healthy Sex, Sexy Sex #2)"
Bwah! Genius! Come on, man!
WileyCoyote69 3 years ago
Yeah, I saw that bit about China today... great.
qiranger 3 years ago
What is Italy?
Poker115 3 years ago 2
Gotta love the dinosaur bit, but the impression of the 2 candidates was pretty cool too. :-)
RiddleSpider 3 years ago
lol, you ate my mouse during the triceritop impression. another great episode. :)
JohnathanDavidMedia 3 years ago
rofl.. best dinosaur impression evar
cvmyawg 3 years ago 2
Awesome triceritops impersonation. i think that is known as vestigial knowledge. Don't worry we all have some of that going on. Sometimes i just wanna munch some greenery from my hands and knees.
hypnofan35 3 years ago
Great episode. They let people privately buy full dinosaur skeletons?
JoeFelice 3 years ago
Uncanny triceratops impression. lol :-)
1938superman 3 years ago 3
I thought it would be worth more than 800,000. When will they be able to clone dinosaurs already? I'm sick of waiting. I want to see if your impression was accurate.
velation 3 years ago 2
Ha, nice triceratops impression :)
noteveryonesacockney 3 years ago
You know, that "Come on, man" sound byte has become a household saying here at my house.... wait, does that make sense?
lisasimpson 3 years ago
win some...lose some. lol
kalvinphil 3 years ago
Marta -- I love your dinosaur impressions!!! You'd make a very cute triceratops! :)
DookofHDP 3 years ago 2
awesome dinosaur impressions
*averts eyes*
Virginian9000 3 years ago 2