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  • you look alot like shaun from 'shaun of the dead' in this XD

  • FACEPALM!

  • We need a gif.

  • Keep pressin 4 , but not too fast!

  • This video sums up my feelings on the movie exactly!

  • Michael Bay should not be allowed to make movies

    ~Tags.

  • @AgentH53 Oh, did you just diss Life of Brian? Blasphemer! Just wait until our lord and savior John Cleese hears about this!

  • Eh, but ashens and all you youtube kiddies probably think Dark Knight is amazing huh??

  • @Fredo5227 But The Dark knight is amazing

  • @Fredo5227 non-sequitors is great. isn't they?!!?!?!?

    and I think African wild dogs and wallpapers are amazing

  • Applies to Dark Of The Moon as well!

  • Applies to all three of the films...

  • that's how i felt after that movie -.-

  • Well played, sir. Well played.

  • I love revenge of the fallen

  • Very informative. Thanks

  • Somebody remix this. SOMEBODY REMIX THIS NOW.

  • This is by far the most hilarious review of RotF EVER.

  • haha read tags!

  • indeed, avatar just had a nice concept and great graphic effects, transgormers is for those 16-20 year old guys that still play with hot wheels... persons that find that movie cool, awesome, have a kind of retardation.. BUT DON't WORRY, once that you pass puberty eventually you might start to understand, for all the fans, there is still hope!!!

  • I wanted to see Transformers that have a bit of personality and kick ass at the same time, at least I got like 30 min of ass kicking out of this movie, but the rest was 2 hours of bullshit!!!

    P.S. Fuck Skids! Fuck Mudflap! Fuck Leo!

  • @conmallett That says more about you than the movie.

  • 100,000th view

  • @conmallett

    /facepalm

  • Best review of this movie ever.

  • Press 4 for Infinite Facepalm :)

  • @conmallett Yes it was.

  • Becoming emo

  • Ashens isn

  • Nice

    Very informative review

    :D

  • Atleast we can all say that this movie was fourteen times better then Avatar and pulled in less =/

  • @Araclain NOTHING is worse than Michael Bay's Transformers. It's just irredeemable trash. At least Avatar had impressive visuals and directing to make up for the crappy story. Transformers has nothing. The only thing it could do right, the CGI, it fucks up with the completely atrocious directing.

  • Pushing "9" on your keyboard for an hour and a half is far more entertaining than the film itself!

  • The internet demands 0:28 - 0:32 as a video ringtone.

  • that how I feel about the twilight movies

  • He loved it like I did!

  • Worst movie ever.

  • Informative

  • Watching Ashens doing that for an hour and thirty minutes is infinitely preferable to that abortion of a film.

  • @hall9111 Why are you complimenting abortion?

  • 92 people are autobots/decepticons 

  • are u stuart ashen because did u wrote that song for nicki minaj see right through me

  • An Excellent Analysis ! ;-)))

  • So... you... liked..it..?

  • oh come on the movie wasn;t that bad.

  • The only good things about this movie were the robots, Megan Fox and the score by Steve Jablonsky. Other than that, it just sucks!

  • @ZippoReviews isnt it obious?

    everyone says its like an apocolypse or they describe it as if just seeing or hearing its nam,e they want to tear theyre skin off.

    its too fucking dramatic

  • wow you just proved to be even stupider than what everyone says about htis movie.

    appearently people are so stupid these days, for crying out loud my 9 year old son understood this better than most people.

    seriously people, youre stupider than a 9 year old?

    your bitching about this movie is exxagerated and dramatic

  • Michael Bay just sucks.

  • It was a pretty crap film.

  • @hslafkjkladhjsfklasj Shaun of the dead much?

  • max you need an AC bad.....or atleast you did.

  • only good thing about that movie was megan fox

    mmmmm.......

  • the movie was great why does everyone hate it

  • @snipeaddict99 go watch some of the older transformers, count how many badguys there were and think why in hell they created all this Fallen bullshit!

    I liked the movie but would have loved It If Unicron or something was In It

  • In a world of bad movies... one man, will never get his money back.

  • Great review. This movie was dog shit.

  • Let me guess... You hated it?

  • "'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' is likely to become one of the most financially successful movies ever."

    There is no god.

  • That looks painful...........

  • He dose dosent he*

  • @themightyjoseph

    He does dosent

    Also hot fuzz and run fatboy run

    I forget his name though

  • @desiboy2580 it's Simon Pegg.

  • 100% agree THIS MOVIE IS A BAG OF SHIT btw you look like shawn from shawn of the dead HAHAHAHA

  • @therobinho11 Sure that movie sounds good! That's not transformers though

  • how could anyone in the comments think it was good? it had garbage story, the characters were shallow and stereotypical. it had action and hot girls. that's it, if you like this movie you are a moron.

  • @tunawrangler1 hey i liked this movie alot i wouldn't go around to any movie review on youtube and just say people who liked transformers 2 are morons and i'm not a moron and half the people in my school know me so don't be saying shit about other peoples opinions

  • @elite0117 Sorry, your movie opinions are extremely moronic, better

  • @tunawrangler1 what do you mean by moronic, better

  • @elite0117 Is calling your movie opinions moronic better than calling you a moron?

  • @tunawrangler1 sorry i just reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalyyyyyyyy­yy liked this movie and megan fox is hot

  • @elite0117 I'm sure most people watched that movie just to see Megan Fox.

  • @hungryhippo247 ya but im mostly in it for the robots and stuff but i still loved this movie

  • @hungryhippo247 i did

  • @elite0117 Must have been all kiddy wow factor then.

  • @PinchySkree well i know this movie had some bad moments but come on people it wasn't that bad

  • I don't know how you packed so much content into this video. I feel like I could write a paper on this topic.

  • The cartoon TF Movie from the 80's is the best

  • transformers 2 was absoloute shite compared to the first, but was an OK movie

  • i think that the movie was good but the ending where the fallen and octumus prime were fighting octumus owns him in like 3 seconds its really dumb because they made everything up to make the fallen sound fucking sweet

  • shame on you.

    anyone who does not realize why, shame on you too.

  • cant argue with that.

  • I loved that movie even more than avatar

  • Because of people like you Hollywood make so much crap.

  • I agree. A pile of crap could make a better movie.

  • $5 says someone makes an animated forum avatar of you repeatedly facepalming.

  • @LikaLaruku i am now incredibly tempted to do that

  • That movie was insane.

  • One facepalm is worth a million words, it seems.

  • Most...Epic...Facepalm...Ever.­...

  • I don't think the lord himself could make a better review.

  • just look @ megan fox, makes the movie a whole lot better

  • *FACEPALM*

  • both were over the top hollywood films and should not be on anyones top movies list

  • An Excellent Video

  • wow the best review EVER

  • Best review ever!

  • your into (that i have seen alot before made me lose my coke 5/5 :)

  • I probobly Facepamed my, well face, about 300 times watching that piece of shit movie.

  • Okay.... but dogs CAN look up.

  • Face...

    PALM!

  • Congrats, Dr. Ashen; you have mastered the Edgar Kennedy slow burn.

  • Who do I write in to license this video?

  • FACEPALM lol

  • best review of that movie ever

  • @moronicron dasdsadas

  • And no more need be said about it (You have a way with words) :)

  • My reaction exactly.

  • pretty much sums it up :p

  • that was because you were hypnotised by megan slutbag foxs bewbs the whole movie and those god awful "gangsta" robots

  • megan fox its not that hot 7-8 out of 10

  • i think shes a fugly skank tbh no idea why theres a massive obsession with her, seems dumb as fuck and annoying as hell too

  • I'm gay, second off, they weren't bad i thought they were funny...

  • whoa!

  • whoa?

  • I never watched the whole thing.I remeber watching about Fifteen minuites of it and thought."This is fucking shit"

  • your brain turned itself off after fifteen minutes to save you the pain!

  • The game is wicked fun though

  • Micheal Bay Transformers is pure crap. Metal heaps flying all over, incoherent fighting scenes, and a shitty last fight.

    The only good thing about the movie was Jetfire.

  • did the second tf good as good as the first tf movie? i have not heard it said, but i don't think it was... thanks foir the review though, very insightful...

  • here's a guess:he didnt like it.

  • Always love a Shaun of the Dead reference, but you need to clean up a bit before doing face shots, hmm?

  • Sorry Ashens, but in this particular instance, I'm sure you know you've been topped by the almighty Mark Kermode, who spent the same amount of time bashing his head off metal.

  • he reminds me of the guy from shaun of the dead

  • Simon Pegg, lol

  • I dare you to watch it again, and then tell me what was good about it.

  • I think it's pretty obvious...

    /facedesk

  • Hollywood knows there audience and that is what they gear their blockbusters to. In fact, they know the intelligence level and are known to "dumb down" many of their scripts. Many of their blockbusters are geared toward the widest audience and use familiar generic plots and recognizable actors with a substantial amount of money in the "special effects". Unintentionally, the Hollywood industry is ridiculing most of the people. People just eat it up, because what they produce reflects them.

  • You've got red on you

  • Shaun of the dead refrence.

    Very Funny

  • What was the reference? i've seen the movie 4 times and i didn't get it.

  • His clothing is much like Shaun's in SOTD.

    My Assumption is that it was unintentional

  • /faceslap

  • Couldn't agree more witha ya mate

  • That is exactly what I was doing after every scene of the movie.

  • i didnt like the first one, it was always the same thing, i hope they make this one better

  • were you trying to look like simon pegg in shaun of the dead? because its perfect lol

  • THAT'S WHO HE LOOKS LIKE! I couldn't think! lol

  • I agree with this man on both counts. That incomprehensible crap had enough plot holes to drive Optimus Prime through.

  • It's not like the first one was good...

    it's just that it took people two movies to realize it...

    "But nnooo, the first one was good!"

    Quit lying to yourself.  You were wrong. Face up to it. Don't be a twit.

  • Well, at least i saw this movie FOR FREE (there were some earthquake-testing shit or something like that in the cinema so it was free)

    WHAT. A. FUCKING. WASTE. OF. TIME.

    Peace of shit movie

    FAIL

  • ahahaha

    best review i have seen.

  • Anyone who is saying this is a small kid that doesn't really care about storyline or good acting.

  • Ya, 17 is SUUUCH a young age. The storyline was better than the first (even though it was very similar), and if you've ever watched the series, you'd know that the TRANSFORMERS were the main subject (like they were in RoTF), not humans, and the acting was done fairly well. Although not the best, it was still pretty good. If you waant me to validate your opinion in my mind, you should be a bit more specific.

  • facepalm+slide

  • 100% win

    Ashens is speaking the truth.

  • All it was was an ad for the military with big junky robots.

  • good review, got everything right...

  • FACEPALM!

  • ROFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL xD

  • lol

  • I thought it would be a rubbish boys movie but thn my mate got me to watch the 1st one and I ADORED it! So the both of us just had to go and see the 2nd one, it rocked!

  • i like your facepalming :D

    5/5

  • i thought it was ok :3

  • watching you slap yourself reminded me of splink

  • Why is it so bad?

  • lmao - just what i did after every scene of that movie

  • good review i liked it

  • Calm down dear.

  • My sentiments exactly Dr Ashens.

  • This is a comment.