DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS
Very nice job! Thanks for posting! Keep up the great work!
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1 a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements : the director had a lot of respect for Douglas as an actor.
• the state of being admired in such a way : his first chance in over fifteen years to regain respect in the business.
• due regard for the feelings, wishes, rights, or traditions of others : respect for human rights.
• ( respects) a person's polite greetings : give my respects to your parents.
LoL, well there is actually no law that says you have to pay taxes out of your income. The Constitution explains it. Plus there's nothing in the IRS code book that says so either. It only states tax as from profit, not labor.
Hahaha. I love this bit. I gained a lot of respek for Sam Donaldson after I saw this. He wasn't condescending at all and he actually seemed to be having a good time with Ali G. I love that fact that he brings out the true colors of a lot of these people when he interviews them. Best comedy to come out of England since Monty Python IMHO.
Why is this edited? Why did you take out the part where he says "bitches, spazmos and faggots"? Why would you post the video after you edited it?. Stupid. Watch the real version.
War begins with a W
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DON'T READ THIS CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO OVER THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS TO OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT REALLY WORKS
hypoglycemix 4 months ago
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All you have to do, is pay taxes and die. xDDD
konakona444 6 months ago
As usual usammon fucked up the video by leaving out one of the funniest bits at the end.
Kullg4r 9 months ago 3
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Kullg4r 9 months ago
This is priceless. I love Ali G!
Very nice job! Thanks for posting! Keep up the great work!
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Have a great night, a great day tommorrow, a great night tommorrow, a great week, a great month, a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! All the best in 2011 and beyond! Puerto Rican Love from New York City!
prlad85 1 year ago
respect |riˈspekt|
noun
1 a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements : the director had a lot of respect for Douglas as an actor.
• the state of being admired in such a way : his first chance in over fifteen years to regain respect in the business.
• due regard for the feelings, wishes, rights, or traditions of others : respect for human rights.
• ( respects) a person's polite greetings : give my respects to your parents.
thebestofsopherboys 1 year ago
You censored "bitches" hahahahaha are you really that pathetic?
MerryGoFuckYourself 1 year ago 3
FUCK YOU FOR EDITING USAMMON
Macaframa1 1 year ago 3
Donaldson's laugh at 4:14 is priceless. ^_^ I really miss this show.
ytcomposer 1 year ago
whats westside?
XDMAMODX 1 year ago
War begins! With a "W".....Haha great!
ThAlTrAiN 1 year ago 4
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lwc888 1 year ago
NO DONT hahahaha 4:25
DaNoodleKing 1 year ago
2:17 Jourmanalist/Germanalist? lol
So many big words that Ali doesn't understand...
boomstickblues 1 year ago
Ali G looks like a crazy man here, a funny crazy man!
Afrobest99 1 year ago
I liked Waterworld...
JCz0r 1 year ago
you cut the best part! when ali says "shit" in the end
kamatamar86 1 year ago
RESPEK
Novalas 1 year ago
ROFL. Sasha Cohen is a genius!
cavaleer 1 year ago
bahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
SirLangsalot 2 years ago
Ali G was funny and Sam was even funnier.
shotta0121 2 years ago
I love how Donaldson is talking to Ali like he's 5 years old lol
bennyvega100 2 years ago 4
Snitch ass nigga!
kungfuseadog 2 years ago
ROFL Donaldson has NO IDEA what he's doing at 2:36 and 2:46 means.
This is my favorite Ali G interview for that very reason!!
jxnostalgia2 2 years ago 2
This is one of my favorite Ali G interviews. I love how Sam Donaldson handles this interview so much!
arod1122 2 years ago
Ali G is so much better than Bruno or Borat...this is genius!
mattblack77nz 2 years ago 6
I agree...I think it's because Ali is the stupidest.
bennyvega100 2 years ago
War begins... with a W haha
4k3el 2 years ago 6
Call the law!
No, don't...
kramerunited68 2 years ago 6
respek is off the dictionary ahahahahahahahahahahah maybe if you wrote respect you would find some useful meanings aahahahahahahahahahahahahah
MrBaghdadboy 2 years ago
Joke getter spotted
futureBLESS 2 years ago 3
what?? i didnt understand
MrBaghdadboy 2 years ago
1:43 wth?
StupidKunt09 2 years ago
That's a real good one
aphilby 2 years ago 2
Ali G couldnt get Donaldson
aldorogi84 2 years ago
i'm not sure who is better Sam or Sasha! great stuff either way.
bilbob7624 2 years ago
I think this is the best interview Ali G ever did. Ali was hilarious and Sam Donaldson was funneir.
shotta0121 2 years ago
when donaldson does the sucking two dicks hand motion, that KILLS me. one of the funnier things ive ever seen
djcostigan 2 years ago 4
"you dont need to do anything but pay taxes and die" is he for real? hehehe
ayadarlinng 2 years ago
what does what he says in the beginning means?
Dncemnky 2 years ago
do you mean when he says that if you look up respek in the dictionary you'll find it's been taken out?
respek is misspelled, so obviously it wouldn't be in the dictionary
seanthomascram 2 years ago
No it sounds like boo ya kasha
Dncemnky 2 years ago
Well done, you got the joke.
waywarddude 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
it used to be spelled like that but they changed it a few years ago, obviously ali hadnt realised this while filming
sony8877 2 years ago
what respect?
aARIESsSs 2 years ago
wagwan
penkapenkapenka 2 years ago 2
sam and ali have good chemistry
mollicious100 2 years ago 3
yes they do i love sam
eliot69 2 years ago
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dusteroo 2 years ago
pay taxes and die...lol
livtylerarwen31 2 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
waterworld is a bad ass movie! this guy doesnt know what hes talking about
slamminhole69 2 years ago
why are these edited?
seriously, its youtube
Ironzealot7531 2 years ago
because the real show has these weird little clips that have nothing to do with the interview, just meant as a transition between clips
TheFaid 2 years ago
no its because usammon edits everything which is funny.
arcticmonkeysseven 2 years ago
call the law what a mug
justatube 2 years ago
Aii, Ali G's last remark wuz da best.
Fattaman 2 years ago
George W Bush, 'oo is a dong,
face4radio 2 years ago
yo don't.
lmao
luciferianglory 2 years ago
You could always put on page 2, War Begins with a W. Oh that is how you spell it.
theo2647 2 years ago
I like this Sam guy,,, he's plays along with Ali,,, unlike that stupid Andy guy being so cocky...
Central90210 2 years ago 2
If you don't stop editing videos, I'm going to edit you mate. fo real
ukulazy 3 years ago 45
+1.
respect
IhateJohnMayer 3 years ago 17
booyaka +2 respek
ReaLD3AL 3 years ago 10
+3 restecp
Fattaman 2 years ago 6
+4 respect
Robzter23 2 years ago 7
@ukulazy i know this fucker is annoyin me
stndrds79 1 year ago
edited...gay.
nycsultan1 3 years ago 8
Stargate rules!
GForceOfGroveStreet 3 years ago
YOU FUCKIN PRICK
burwill007 3 years ago
aw wtf, its edited
nycsultan1 3 years ago 8
hahahah this guy's great
kniehk 3 years ago
Germanalist ;-))
Spauchi 3 years ago 2
LMAO...Call the Law!....Nah Dont.
makaveli087 3 years ago 5
War begin with a W
LOL=)
filippkor 3 years ago 7
You don't need to do anything except pay taxes and die. lol good interview
GoogleVideoMan 3 years ago 5
Respek
x1n3t1x 3 years ago 5
lol@01:42
recoordant 3 years ago 3
Hahaha War begins with a W... That's such an AWESOME IDEA XDXDXD
LordEmilous 3 years ago 4
War begins with a W
PtutterMonkeyz 3 years ago 2
LoL, well there is actually no law that says you have to pay taxes out of your income. The Constitution explains it. Plus there's nothing in the IRS code book that says so either. It only states tax as from profit, not labor.
Yerizzo 3 years ago
hes a good sport about it at 128 to 135
Jonesy090 3 years ago
That guy's voice is really weird. lol He sounds like hes always asking a question.
kslatt11491 3 years ago 3
lets get respek back in the dictionary, BO!
disarm3317 4 years ago 4
Hahaha. I love this bit. I gained a lot of respek for Sam Donaldson after I saw this. He wasn't condescending at all and he actually seemed to be having a good time with Ali G. I love that fact that he brings out the true colors of a lot of these people when he interviews them. Best comedy to come out of England since Monty Python IMHO.
ReubenSoprano 4 years ago 9
well done al-i, you like the poo-nanny
siripswich 4 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!! Today president Bush "......" spoke to the vice president ".............." hahahahahahahaaha ....funniest moment! LMFAO
shniobo 4 years ago 2
This is one of ali g's best interviews!! looooooool
shniobo 4 years ago 2
ahh! partly cut off
beyond9001 4 years ago
that guys got a dick up his ass lol! CALL THE LAW! what a fag...taxes can blow me!
Fooklar 4 years ago
again he does it beta stop editing these fucking videos you bitch ass muthafucka
grimreeper2 4 years ago
Whatever retard. No one knows what you're talking about.
Hipnawtic 4 years ago
WAR BEGINSSSSS turn the page with a W looool
gannon44 5 years ago 2
bad editting, and looks like it was uploaded from a bad VCR tape
HOWYOUDOIN884 5 years ago
He also said***
LovelyYTRocks 5 years ago
Stop editing.
He always said gaylords, lesbians, batti-boy, and other stuff.
LovelyYTRocks 5 years ago
Lol did Donaldson even realise Ali G was acting out felatio, because his impersonation of it was quite sad.
Chris25698 5 years ago
Why is this edited? Why did you take out the part where he says "bitches, spazmos and faggots"? Why would you post the video after you edited it?. Stupid. Watch the real version.
daveminnery 5 years ago 2
war begins with a W
libya4 5 years ago
RESPEK. thanks for uppin
MajorAddiction 5 years ago