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  • As a person who loves Wichita more than anything on this planet I definitely found this funny in a "HAHAHA, I'm gonna punch you in the mouth" sort of way.

  • HAHA. what a nerd. i love it. he knows he dont know what he's talkin about!!

  • There are things to do and this dip shit is obviously an idiot with some daddy issues. Now, wichita USE to be fun up until about 5-7 years ago, people use to be somewhat casual, rock bars and now we have no rock bars, everything is about image and money with D-bag's buying $100 cotton t-shirts and thinking they are 10FT tall and 400lbs to impress ladies while most of the woman wear dresses or something skimpy looking for a guy with money. The men to woman ratio is 7:1 Wichita blows!!!

  • @deftonesfaraway I lived there from 2007 - 2009, so I can't speak about the 5-7 years ago part, but the rest is mostly true. Not only is the ratio awful, but almost any girl you meet over 23 is either married, divorced (!!!) or has kids. There are only a handful of nightlife spots worth hitting, and nothing going on from Sunday through Wednesday night. The people are nice and approachable, but that's about it.

  • u people are just hateful because you dont know how to have fun. hes just enjoying life and being happy. im glad i dont live on the north side of wichita. and where do you think the arkansas river come from? this guy has a great personality.

  • Arkansas river

  • the Mississippi doesn't run through Kansas dick wad

  • this guy is a DUMB ASS!!!!

  • Really -_- This is making wichita look terrible. Its not that bad. I live in south wichita.This guy is on the outskirts of downtown wichita

  • LOL, wichita isn't as bad as these guys make it look. First off the video was shot on a far off outskirt of downtown. and downtown wichita really isn't all that fun. OLD TOWN is where everything is. if you took a look at old town and north-eastern wichita it's comparable to california (aside from weather conditions of course)

  • IVE SEEN THE SILVER HORSE THING YAY

  • haha u think kansas is a good place...wichita has its bad spots but i agree with that guy that if he did that in northside lol

  • ive seen that horse!!!

  • Why doesn't anyone understand that he's just kidding?!

  • damn-it makeing wichita look bad!!!!!!

  • this dude needs his ass kicked! his last words will be "yee-haw....oh shit!!!"

  • this dude needs his ass kicked!

  • No one in Kansas even talks like that, and Wichita is amazing! D:

  • This guy is obviuosly not from wichita, he is probably visiting or passing through and thought he would make fun of the city and people who live here!

  • You dumb fuck...the Mississippi doesn't go anywhere near Kansas! What a dumb shit!!

  • Haha, Wichita does suck!

  • Lol, none of his facts are true. but it's funny.

  • ah joyland! loved that place. I used to go there when I was a young lad. 5th and 6th birthday partys were held there in 1985 and 86.

  • MAN DON'T GET ME STARTED!!! LOLL

  • Joyland - Wichita's finest amusement park until it's surrounding area turned into the ghetto and repair bills went up the roof. Investors bought it and used it for skank parties and an auction ground for memorabilia. RIP

    Barnacle Bills - Wichita's finest water park until they felt the need to demolish it and put up a YMCA. RIP

    Wild West World-HAHA the funniest one. Etheridge overspent on it's construction banking on decent attendance its first year..Wichita's wonderful rain closed it down!

  • he didnt even spend his own money really he used others money and ran. lol i worked at joyland, sometimes things just dont work. but there allstar sports stepped there game up the right way adding something small every year and now looka t them. that wild wild west world he should make it small then added to it ever so offten he should of played sim theme park a little more lol. i kid you lol

  • How much would All Star Sports be for two adults and 5 kids? Would I have to apply for a loan?

  • you must not remember joyland wasnt the cheapest in the world. and they had rides that was just waiting to kill someone. come one i worked there we all knew how bad things were lets not forget so fast. it had bobcats just walking upto you. snakes all over the place. it was a good place to meet people and everything. you need to learn how to move on.

  • you making wichita look bad real bad

  • i think that's the point notice he's showing the boring part of whichits not the exciting part oh wait there is no exciteing part oh silly me living in whichita sucks

  • it dont suck you just staying at home doing nothing theres alot of stuff done. this video makes wichita look like the 1940s and coyboy town. maybe around club rodeo but nowhere else is it like that lol

  • Maybe if you're an outdoors country bumpkin that likes to plough corn, race tractors, hunt bucks, and drunk fish around lakes, then Wichita is for you. As for the city, what a joke -downtown is lifeless on the weekends save for drunk college teeny boppers that come pouring out of the clubs in Old Towne. Pleasant scenery is minimal - try driving up and down Broadway st. -a dump... East and West Harry St.. a dump - nothing but car dealers up and down Kellogg.. and annoying Rusty Eck commercials.

  • i dont know what part of wichita you be going but what you listed above is in every big city. also like every big city in america you can have fun everyone we have the keeper of the plans the arena centry 2 its not wichita's fault that people do get out theres ice skating rings. skating rings. alot of movie theaters good hangout spots with beautiful. how old are you i hear you said boopers. there are alot of 25 and up clubs here theres shooting ranges theres just alot i dont know where u go

  • I'm 35 - and in a family of 7, so I can't always go out and get wasted in clubs. I agree, Wichita has theaters and rinks..etc. etc. The city itself is dreary and lacks in personality. How about building something that families can enjoy in that empty lot, but instead they put up another car dealership..or a car wash. How about a DECENT park.. unlike Watson Park where people get hammered and play horseshoes and leave their trash everywhere. but hey, they finished fixn Kellogg! after 10 years!

  • wichita has great stuff nobody goes to watson park is huge you can pick a side where you wont see that. theres really alot of good parks here. alot of good places to go for familes when i say alot i mean alot. people just sit at home here. you dont even see kids outside anymore its a shame. everyone is inside just sitting around. i know when i was a kid i was always outside and everyone else was. its call running and playing. ride a bike i remember when everyone wanted to be a bmx biker lol

  • Bikes.. people would be out on their bikes more often if there were more bike PATHS.. then there would be less of a probability that jackass drivers won't try to run them over. In D.C. everyone is out riding a bike. Here, if you're out riding riding a bike and you're not a teenager, they just assume you don't have a CAR. Same with the bus system!! Public transportation a joke, it does not run 24 hours.. only people that use the bus are those who had drivers licenses revoked..

  • are you kidding me. has there ever been big bike paths here no so that isnt the awnser people was doing it befor so now people dont want todo it. everything you have said sounds like something personal. why would you care why another person is using the bus if you goto to get from point a to point b it shouldnt matter whos on the bus with you. and i know your not saying in big cities bus rides are only rich people that have cars that dont want to drive them. i know theres some but thats like 1%

  • Where else have you lived to make a comparison?? In other cities, people make use of the bus and subway system because it's convenient and they run 24 hours. Here, people use the bus because THEY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE! They either lost their privilege to drive, can't afford to drive, or down syndrome special needs. I'm not saying I'M better then they are, it's just an observation. And YEAH I'm taking it personal.. because I'm stuck here for reasons I don't want to get into.

  • im just saying if thats the reason someone else is riding because they got there license revoked im saying whats that got todo with you. thats not wichita thats that person doing the right thing you want them to go drive or go walk. its public transportation. thats everywhere ive lived in Texas around all the big cities. i goto ny all the time i goto Atlanta really just travel.

    that still dont show how wichita isnt a good city. its ranked 6th in small big cities in america

  • What's it gotta do with me? nothing. That's why I don't take the bus. But If I had to, I sure as hell wouldn't want to be sandwiched by hobo stench and ex-convicts with their drawers hanging half way down their ass. Again, NOT saying I'm better then they are.. just a personal preference.

  • that's not the mississippi it's arkansas

  • i think they know that :P

  • Bitch Aint No Yee Haw In Wichita......Come 2 the northside wit that dumb shit and u wont make it back where u came from...believe that!

  • @Dboy316 haha fucking gansta from Wichita... dude no matter what you say no one will ever believe that you or north side of Wichita is hard... end of story.

  • lol the statues.. xD

  • that's the arkansas riv.

    you guys are ignorant dumbasses.

  • Euphoria, it was a joke. calm down.

  • Looks like a nice friendly City, has that country feel to it, but is not to small either.

  • i'm from whichita and I consider that an insult.

  • ni66a im F^rom DuBk too and this clown needs murkd for real but i am phsyco and proud of it street life got me goin idn why 7-4-14 fool wyte boi out

  • Wichita is FUCKING boring man... God knows what mistake i committed my last life or something that i ve been punished to live here for 3 fucking years.

    Well I could do with the boring part cuz you can expect too much bla bla bla... but the people?? the people are FUCKED UP man.....

  • grow some fuckin balls man i've lived here my entire life. it's perfectly fine compared to most cities nowadays.

  • lol whats my balls got to do with this city being damn boring? i got balls thats why i can write in big letters that wichita is FUCKING boring... read my comment again.

    well i feel bad to break it down to you that u have wasted your entire life. pat on ur back.

  • haha

  • this video is obviosly mocking wichita.

  • People that lived here all their life are sheltered and deprived from what a real city has to offer. But lucky for them, they don't know the difference.  I've been in Wichita 15 years and lived in Europe and D.C. before that. So I've never been able to get used to this place... to this day.

  • you gotta move man why are u wasting your life.

  • @sirlordwhitman just because i lived in wichita my entire life doesn't mean i haven't traveled. i've been to Texas, SoCal, NYC, Chicago, Gulf coast Florida, as well as mexico, ireland, and africa. WOW yeah, i sure am sheltered alright :P

    btw wichita is a real city.

  • @EuphoriaMusicSession Fair enough. I was talking about people who have never been outside of Wichita - not excluding surrounding states like Texas, Oklahoma or Missouri.

  • Wichita is the 51st most populated city in america, the biggest in kansas, bigger than st. louis and des moines, the 5th biggest in the midwest after chicago, oklahoma city, kansas city, and omaha. And has a metro of about 500,000. not to shabby ehh?

  • Wichita is actually not bigger than St. Louis, that's what you get for getting your info off Wikipedia. It's closer to 700,000 with a metro of 2 million. If Wichita was that big, don't you think they would have attracted a pro league sports franchise by now?

  • im from wichita and this fuckin idoit should go kill himself. theres alotta shit to do here and youve never been here so fuck off douchebag

  • Well goofball, Wichita is on the Arkansas River. The Mississippi is a couple of hundred miles away, or about as far away as your big city sense of humor is to being funny.

  • Wichita is pathetically boring!! The only thing to do is go to movies, get drunk and fat!! People are always eating out, cause they don't know how to cook! Bitches don't know who there baby daddy is, cause they slept with 3 men in one week. Most are pychos. And if your a married couple, don't count on staying married long, cause the guys or girls here love bedding married people, its entertainment for them! So many liquor stores and car dealerships. Check out the sleazy hotels on Broadway.

  • technically i have lived here for the most of my life, and I really like wichita. I don't take offense to this video too much, I still think it's a good city though

  • I would like to visit Kansas, I don´t like the comments above. I think Kansas is a good place.

  • @fidalia21 it is a good place to be

  • good bye dont let the door hit you in the a** when you go.

  • LMAO. I find that one of the most amusing things about this video is that people are taking it seriously. o.o

  • you fucking douche bag, your just showing the crappy part of our city

  • I was hoping he would step out into the street and that car would hit him..... Too bad...

  • what a dildo

  • In Wichita you have to learn to treat a woman like shit to keep her with you, treat her good she will dump you in a week or less.Welcome to Wichita, home of the bitches.

  • Yikes! I moving t' Wichita this Mid-July! Mate, that looks so peaceful!

  • PHAHAHAHAHA good stuff

  • I really, really dislike living here. Have lived here 7 years. Came from the East Coast. People here are very protective of Kansas. They get very mad if you say you don't like it. Alot of them have never been outside of the state. I'm soooooo ready to move out of here. Is a very deprived state of many things that are out there.

  • dip shit

  • that's a Sunday in the great Wichita...church, beer sales on Sunday from noon to 8pm, gang homicides, hawg wild BBQ and baseball hats and pro bush pro life....like Fun without any fun in it.

  • Douche bag.

  • 90 mph winds, sunny one day, freezing the next, not enough tall buildings to block the wind, road construction that goes on for years but never gets done, store chains going out of business and leaving their hollow building shells behind for years on end, good entertainment nowhere to be found unless you like getting drunk, eating, or going to a theater, car dealerships galore on every corner of the street, run down neighborhoods, ghettos, dope fiends, mean muggers, disgruntled machinists..

  • Im moving there in June, Im in orlando right now and from this video, this place looks boring! I only saw like 7 cars on the road!

  • what the hell you coming here for? HAHAH.. look me up, I'll give you a fine tour..

  • i love it here =]

  • I am a proud Wichitan and ... wait I'm a Wichitan but f*** I ain't proud Wichita sux some big'ns. Lmao, the only thing we have good here is we invented Pizza Hut. This city sux, can't wait to leave, anybody who wants to come here, stray away entirely ur gonna hate it. Don't fool urself Kansas blows, save urself. Anywhere's better than here...

  • that gives wichita a bad name but it is true wichita is exyremly boring the only thin exciting in wichita is the movei theiter and thunder hocky and shockers basketball and the occasional wingnuts base ball game

  • Wichita looks booorriinnggggg! But I would Like to hang out with him

  • thats not the mississippi river thats the Arkansas river.

  • i think this guy is sexy. his body is tight. i'd give him a blow job

  • Wichita, it's...um...it's WICHITA!!!!

  • Reeetarrrted!

  • wichita is lame i lived there for 15 years and im glad im moved away lol

  • wtf u mean arkansas..

  • Hahahahahahha. Yes, Wichita is lame. I've lived here all my life, and it's totally lame. Hahahaha. Gotta love Wichita. ;P

  • dont make fun of wichita

  • I think that your wrong. But its funny i have to admit how unaccurite you are made me and my familey laugh. witchita is great

  • This is actually better than some of the promos Wichita has spent cash on. (Not by much but still...)

    Wichita Mike

  • HEY! dont be makin fun of wichita buddy ,i live hur

  • i just like oldtown thats it..i get drunk durr every fri and sat..

    got to admit it i am not from 714 but my parents moved here for planes and the chicks are high up there in kansas

    as in hot..just bein honest

  • So called Entertainment? I won't watch his show! His lack of intelligence and lack of willingness to do the correct research for a show is deployable. It's not the Mississippi river! He's a rude excuse of an entertainer and certainly not worthy of being called a journalist either.

  • Did you honestly take that video seriously while writing that comment?

  • could you sir, possible be from Wichita? hahaha

  • One thing more, neighborhood in Wichita is nice. I always wanted to go back there.

  • That's River Arkansas not Mississippi... I have a lot of videos from Wichita. I could say that this place is good.

  • Don't forget the shittiest control freak women in the world. If you are a guy, you will find a better girlfriend in Moscow than in that shithole. Funny

  • Wow dutchboy, you seem to have a lot of pent up rage for Wichita. Where do you live now?

  • I lived in Wichita and that is EXACTLY what it is like! LOL...that place is a hub for uptight douchebags, meanmuggers, and broken dreams. People that live there think it's tight but the cameras don't lie do they? There were only two cars in 3 minutes of footage!

  • You fail at satire.

    I love my city.

  • Omg. That was really funny. Hahahaha.

    I live in Wichita, so I know that Wichita isn't anything like that, but still, that was really funny. xD

  • wow, i live in wichita and it's hella not like that at all, it's much more city than country, there's barely shit down on first street, thats where the poor people live and everyone else drinks, lol

  • Oh and Wichita has more sights then just the ones you showed...your just too much of a dumbass to look around

  • HEY IM FROM WICHITA AND IM NOT COUNTRY...STFU!

    and its not exactly the "friendliest town" :]

  • No, it's the "shittiest town." The only place worse with meaner girls is Youngstown, OH

  • fuck all these geezers, I have lived in Wichita for many years and this video is a cult classic! Huckleberry Finn and Lil' Flip and Young Bloodz!!! Funny as all get out! Wichita wizard of oz crystal meth rap stereos rodeos mcdonalds churches bars i guess it is pretty cool you can still smoke in the bars...well in between getting punched in the gob by some cracker drunk on rye! Yee Haw... Good post!
  • I couldn't have said it better myself. Miserable people, miserable fights, miserable highschool-like mentality.

  • On a lighter note.. real estate is more affordable here than in most other states.

    There are a lot of beautiful neighborhoods - my favorite being College Hill. Oh.. we also have a billion Wal-Marts. There seems to be one on every corner.

  • Real estate is affordable there because no one wants to live there. It is aupply and demand. College Hill is ok...cept for the hood right on the other side by Quicktrip on Central and Oliver.

  • Broadway has got to be the worst. Especially if you're coming from the north.. ugh. A lot of it looks like ruins after an air strike.

    But when you go north on Rock Road past kellogg.. my god, what a contrast - it's like sunset boulevard - without the palm trees though.

  • i know of three for sure and there super wal-marts. u forgot the super part lol

  • Wichita has a good bar scene I suppose. Old Town seems lively enough on the weekends. But kids have the worst time here. There's only so many times they can go to the Zoo and Exploration place before they're sick of it. Construction has already closed down a lot of their entertainment (Barnacle Bill's, Discovery Zone, Joy Land etc.).. so many small tractor supply/ car dealer businesses, so little entertainment. No wonder kids get into a lot of trouble in Wichita schools.

  • Wichita does suck...the cops have nothing to do and the whole place is full of miserable, uptight jackasses and meanmuggers. People are so unhappy there that it is like a blackhole. Move if you can to a place where people are nicer and have more to do.

  • not funny guy is not funny.

  • Wichita is really a nice city. I would move there someday.

  • what a douche..

  • This shit is funny. Wichita is basically a miniature version of places like Houston (I live in Houston now). There's just more stuff to do in Houston, but it's not too great either.

  • go away and dont let the door knob hit you in the a** as you leave.

  • What a dick> probably as small as his mind...if he has one at all.

  • "Oh here comes a car!" Lmao

  • and thats why i left and moved back to cal. with my kids so they wouldent be board to death the only thing wichita has going for them is the warren theater so ride a tornado stop at the becon, go to joy land cause im in the sun and fun on my way 2 disneyland then the beach and later the mts. wooo enjoy the riverfest keep it real,real boring spangles it just taste better! ok the zoo is cool and the drive in but thats it!moooo

  • Still love this video. By the way Matt, you did in fact kill the tourist trade here with this video. The city council is after you. lol

  • As to quiggg's comment below--i had never gone to jail in my life--until i moved to Wichita. Over a period of 3 years, i was jailed overnight 4 times--for offenses like walking down the street drinking a (covered) can of beer--riding a bicycle at night while

    "under the influence". Local columnist Bucky

    Walters wrote a piece revealing that each year

    10% of all males in Wichita spend some time in jail.

  • this is EXACTLY what wichita is like.

  • I've been stuck here for 10 years. They call this place "duda" because there is nothing to do , DA! They have another saying here : " I came on vacation , left on probation and came back on violation".

    I laughed my ass off on this one (excellent vid). I also used this vid to promote my band , saying: you could come see us OR you could do this.....(this vid). Peace Mike in the vortex of this imbread hick town "DUDA".

  • HAHA this video cracks me up! oh and a lil FYI thats the ARKANSAS river, the mississippi river doesnt even go THREW kansas. :)

  • I'm on my way, I want some Quiznos! Haha, just kidding. I really don't like Wichita.

  • haha wat idiots

    wichita is fukin boring but downtown is huge.

    they didnt even show any of the buildings.

    dumbasses

  • lmao that was beautiful. Toe-Peeka lol

    we should go out for some Quiznos sometime!

  • i love this city, but that was funny.

  • It doesn't matter how many times I watch this video it still cracks me up everytime. I went through the comments and noticed a lot of angry people, don't worry Matt, they are all Bible Belt Metheads, they know nothing but speed and Jesus, they have no sense of humor.

  • Wichita has some good museums to see. Alot of history came from there. I like going down there to visit. Its alot better than Iowa!

  • history of.....

  • I'm so glad I left there!

  • Poor stupid little punk

  • its not that boring! if u know how to party.

  • I think you need to learn to party better

  • It's the arkansas river.

  • I think we all know that.

  • wichita is okay i guess. lol pretty boring though, as you can tell. :D

  • Hey, look at that horse!

    That was the only funny thing about this video. Just to let you know...

  • I love wichita.

  • you must be smoking crack

  • this guy is a dumbshit.

  • What a dumbass! Yes, Wichita is boring. Not home of the Witches though. All I can say is too bad the BTK was caught before he got to this guy....LOL.

  • lmfao!!! yea.

  • Lovely how you got the boring places of wichita. All I can say for this vid is START OVER.

  • I just came back from wichita and I was glad that I didnt live there. As far as Im concerned I only saw old people and it had a really depressing vibe.

  • Wichita is really cool and its really friendly PLEASE dont make fun of this city its cool thats Arkansas river!

  • Dude, Wichita is awesome! Not sure how you managed to get footage of streets like that downtown with that little traffic, but normally there is a bit more than that! You really didnt' do downtown any justice! Look me up next time, I'll show you the good parts!  BTW, it's the Arkansas. Mercy. lol

  • Help me. I'm stuck here! I really can't wait to move out of this shit one. a year and a half is much to long. Must get to New England. Wichita Sucks. I been all over this country, Wichita is by far the worst place I ever been in. Why I still live here. *shrugs*

  • lol u at the wrong part go around south east area and like watch fights and shit

  • eh its not so bad, we got me in wichita so that makes it exciting

  • ...*sigh*...You get used to it looks, and really it isn't soooo bad...its a little...ok so its not your regular hot spot but...ok its like it sucks, but then again it doesn't. I would also like to add that the majority of people here do NOT talk like that. THANK GOD.

  • oh and um its the Arkansas RIVER theres a sign sayn that about 20ft from where ur standen. hey,on the + side the chix here are really slutty. mostly FAT but slutty nun the less  (:

  • i live here and yea it REALLY SUX, but so does this guy. thank GAWD 4 Utube

  • I live in wichita, it does suck, but its not anything like he says

  • this guy is a freakin' idiot- whether he's in wichita or his hometown of IMAJAGOV!!

  • the video was lame, he wasnt funny at all, i go to college here in wichita and there are tons of more insulting things to show than that crap, but honestly wichita is pretty sweet. all you people who say that you want to live in l.a. or other citys dont know what your talking about, Wichita was in the list of top ten cities to live in. our gas prices were down to 1.95 as other cities were around 3.00 a gallon at the start of 2007. id rather live here

  • Yeah, wichitas kinda boring unless you like planes

  • you guys! calm down!

    ur not a true Wichitan if you can make fun of it a little! but he is a moron for calling it the Mississippi River. At least ArKANSAS is closer than Mississippi

  • I hate this city I hate the people thank you

  • Every time you open your mouth, you expose the world to your ignorance.

    "you'll see where Huckleberry Finn and his slave Tom paddled down the river"

    That isn't funny, its massacre.

  • I lived in Wichita for 20 years and this is about the funniest video I have ever seen in my entire life! Top shelf, Matt Houchin! Yes there are things I miss about Wichita but I'm glad to be in Nashville!

  • WICHITA> Nashville!!!! But the part of the video that even I had to laugh at was, right infront of the TALLEST sky scraper in downtown. When a fuckin busted ass pick up drives on by. hahaha but how the fuck ru NOT gonna prop Spangles though?!