captain douchebag

[rej1cry]

I 've seen MUCH MUCH worse "douchebag" situations. This is nothing :P

[SkateObsession]

captain douchebag hahhahahhahhahahha

[TheHotFalafel]

ugggggggggggg... nickleback

[uhhhLADS]

Man thats some cringey shit.

[ericallencurtis123]

Jesus

[chica476]

I like how the blow girl is singing along; only in an off-key manner.

[5150Moshpit]

Everyone on the boat is having fun but he wants to make sure people notice him.

[PsychoReaper49]

my god I would have loved to have pulled up next to them, on a boat, blasting Bongripper and laughing at them.

[blazedinNZ]

Lol funny. i thought most americans were like this..

[thehenjini]

*salute* captain douchebag

[ieprince]

HAHA ye hes a dbag. 

[OxideAura]

he pees in the middle of the toilet everytime to make it sound like he has a big dick

[123456789imthatguy]

@OxideAura when i pee i try not to make a sound to make it seem like i have a big dick... you pee very quietly when your dick can touch the water

[HowToGrowMushroom]

what a faggot mound is also full of pussies

[leftyonedonny]

Wow

[hrzan]

hmm,this guy is a douche??ok...hate to b the 1 to brake it to u but the guy is having fun on a boat with the girls u wank on,not hurting anyone...while u r hiden on ur 2 HP fishing boat secretly filming him...ok,maybe he is a douche but,sorry to say,u r a loser...

[indianmagi]

This only way this could get worse is if he was singing along to Creed.

[MegaJohnnywadd]

I bet that guy gets a ton of pussy!

[12Jeffries]

I hope he falls out and gets sucked into the engine

[oldannyboy37]

Nickelback........That's the douche bag's sound track.

[grooms63941]

Fucking fag.

[iAppletechreviews]

I actually like this song, aha. I don't know why everyone is hating on it so much...

[corymazz]

cocaine's a hell of a drug...

[rwfan11]

The song gives it away... I bet you he doesn't even know the meaning behind that song by the most hated rock band

[decayedmatter]

JFC, seriously?

[JanitorLopez]

Nickelback? Lol.

[ahmedinho13]

Hiding with muscles? I sense jealousy.

[paulc4834]

He's just that guy...end of story!

[MaxBassBoost]

theres a nigger on that boat! push it overboard it cant swim

[blacksabbath4242]

@whipprk you're just jealous cause that guy was fuckin your mom and sister at the same time later that night. Think about it...

[xxxMYxxXLILxxxPWNY]

OMG i hate fucking nickleback

[TheManoftheyear123]

drinking to a cristian band hahaha

[gelistheway123]

lol at the end, "that guy is like the shit show"

[coachsudan]

Hey man we all have the right to be who we are and so does this guy goddamnit! And what he is? Douche weiner extraordinaire! He Sux end of story! LMAOXD

[RacerXGTO]

WTF is wrong with girls who are attracted to that???? Girls must be stupid ass ho's to even want to hang out with guys like that.

[epiclootyay]

boats n ho's!!!

[putaface101]

hes a party in a glass, man! hes enjoying his summer! God bless hot guys

[MrPatrick9450]

so he got a boat, friends and girls...not very impressive....but that hat he is wearing! MUST HAVE!!

[imalegendyo]

nah just drunk

[ccPARTIZANIcc]

whats the song called?

[shadowkid1993]

@ccPARTIZANIcc its a shitty douchebag song so dont care, not giving you the song

[ccPARTIZANIcc]

@shadowkid1993 but i want to listen to this while im doing weights and flexing in front of girls at a public beach :(

[shadowkid1993]

@ccPARTIZANIcc okay okay =P

toybox - superstar

enjoy the song but dont give it too much views

[ccPARTIZANIcc]

@shadowkid1993 when i watch the Hill Have Eyes, i get a boner. :\

NICKLEBACK- HOW YOU REMIND ME

[MrKittehMuffin]

I agree with temujin667...

[temujin667]

i'm really considering leaving america.

[ProjectX182]

disgracing nickelback

[Ericklepadlo]

@ProjectX182 nickelback is a disgrace

[Jock4Jesus]

Set sail with Captain Morgan or never leave dry land.

[dbbigdaddy]

awesome! love watching drunk douchebags over act to a song. somebody should have thrown his fag hat in the water.

[vorchiet]

douche?= dancing and singing along to a song that you have no idea what its about or even pay attention to the lyrics,the hat doesnt help.

[h4723d]

The nickelback makes him in fact the biggest douche on the lake and on the planet!!

[Virtu665]

terrible music....

[AlexanderRM2010]

What? He's a douche? You're just hating. He's just having a great time and impressing the chicks while doing it. Who is douchier: The guy who gets laid later or the guy who spends the evening uploading his iPhone video of the guy who gets laid later.

[DavidRectum]

@AlexanderRM2010 impressing the chicks? haha are you fucking kidding me? lmao youre a douche AND stupid.

[AlexanderRM2010]

@DavidRectum Nice try, but how could I be offended by a guy who self applies "rectum" in his youtube handle? And, yes, 10 to 1 this guy nailed one of the drunk skanks on his boat later that night. Also, 10 to 1 the guy who recorded this on his phone didn't.

[shadowkid1993]

@AlexanderRM2010 wait so according to your logics jersey shore doesnt have douchebags either because they get chicks and have ''a good time'' ?

[AlexanderRM2010]

@shadowkid1993 1. I don't watch Jersey Shore. 2. If they're on a popular television show, get royalties, and have some small amount of fame, they're probably pulling more chicks and dough than you so who cares if you call them douchebags?

[shadowkid1993]

@AlexanderRM2010 ok sorry you obviously dont know what a ''douchebag'' is -.-

im wasting my time with you fuck you bye!

[AlexanderRM2010]

@shadowkid1993 Thanks jackwad, glad there are people out there who are subject matter experts on douchebaggieness. Does it pay well or does it just make you feel better about your miserable existence?

[shadowkid1993]

@AlexanderRM2010 my miserable existence ? XD hahahaha lol because i hate douchebags my life must suck ?

stupid youtuber XD

[AlexanderRM2010]

@shadowkid1993 No, you missed the point.

[8drewski]

its a jersey thing

[sewerrod]

dude any band besides nickelback i would have thought you were cool

[wrigb001]

Whoever says Nickelback are bad, get a grip.

[axegas76]

Nickelback and Creed are horrendous

[JSuede101]

wat do ya know another toolbag in this world

[irishswag50]

i've hated nickelback since i can remember

[ThePerpetualHymn]

Fuck nickleback

[mikey39977]

who the fuck still plays nickelback they werent even good when they were big

[gazthefunky39]

Who really gives a fuck??? He looks like he is having a good time, not being a nosey cunt moaning about other people who really have nothing to do with him.

[MrDeeBro79]

The fact of matter some person that they probably know is being watched and recorded cause their have fun at the lake getting fucked up sing a song we all know Some time I think we need to put the camera down and join in the fun! We all have our douchebag moments

[ETJLMET]

@MrDeeBro79 I don't know where you're from but we don't do that stupid shit out here in California, straight up!

[MrDeeBro79]

@ETJLMET I am from Cali Oakland Fresno Northridge (LA) San Diego So I know we can wild out you might be to young to understand about what fun A Boat, Beer, Bud , Bi#ches and Your Favorite Song stop hating man shouldn't speak for all of California

[ETJLMET]

@MrDeeBro79 I ain't hating, just trying to keep it real, you are from alot of places, I been to all of them, all good party towns, Oakland is straight up thug all day long, I got alot of family out there, I'm from San Luis Obispo! NATIVE!! Just call it as I see it, straight up!

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@MrDeeBro79 I never had douche bag moments. Im what they call mellow. My own world stimulates me. i dont need to do hokey acts and be the center of attention in order to have a good time.

[aegisknox]

Douchebags are teen boys, or men losers. They are 100% selfish. Douchebags don't care about others sufferings. They think they are the coolest and are convinced all the none douchebags of the world are losers. Douchebags spend all their money on alcool / drugs, clothes, PC-video games and car. Douchebags go to gym, but train stupidly: No stamina and their legs are too small compared to their upper body. Douchebags have small penis. They think their douchebagery degree will counter that problem.

[QuinnCarr89]

@aegisknox hey my legs are strong so fuck you.

[aegisknox]

@QuinnCarr89 hehe, thanks, that made me smile ^^

[JLennonOno]

best title dude

[IIVikingII]

what a fucking beta douchebag

[DaAlzki7852]

is he acting gangster to a nickelback song?

[wizard101personguy99]

@DaAlzki7852 yup LOL!

[IANSEESEE]

fuck I hate nickelback ,even though i am canadian, there music sounds the same over and over again ,like ACDC

[lolomg69aids]

Saying you've never tapped your foot to a nickleback song is like saying you've never touched your own asshole.

I dont care if they're a gay band (which they are) They have some goddamn catchy songs that the radio plays EVERY SINGLE DAY

[FuneralFragz]

lol.

[EUZIK152]

what song is that in the back ground?

[iAppletechreviews]

@EUZIK152 This is how you remind me - Nickelback

[DavidKTMS]

Ur on lake minnetonka...nuff said ;)

[2443425Nick]

Why do they have a black girl on the boat?

[coachgrieber]

@2443425Nick In case they need an achor.

[CribNotes]

Why y'all jealous of boat people?

[dcnhvhb]

You know your a douch when you call other people douches and film them at a week moment. and then put it on youtube .

[negativemotherfucker]

guarantee this guy gets no pussy, especially listening to nickelback.

[Kajintoz]

Might be a douche, but he's drunk and having a good time. Who isn't a douche when they're drinking? Lame asses, that's who.

[xMRSIBO]

your the douche for recording him and not enjoying yourself.

[ashman9992]

hes a Doucbag because ... he is drunk and having a good time on a boat?...whipkr you got serious mental problems low self esteem ?

[ElJefeUltimo]

@ashman9992 No...he's not a douchebag because he's drunk and having a good time on a boat. He's a douchebag because he is proudly singing the words to a Nickelback song.

[ashman9992]

@ElJefeUltimo you sir are a total moron retard : )

[25181057]

@ashman9992 lol either u know him or it's you cus otherwise u wouldn't be saying that cus that bloke is the definition of a douchebag

[TheInsaneTheorist]

@ashman9992 he wasnt having a good time he was pretending shhh .... he knows the song that everyone knows by heart only prob is, he was giving it to much of is best for the song at that moment (would have worked with the song IM ON A BOAT ft t-pain)

[wallzzzzzzz]

@ashman9992 no, that guy is a douche. If anything you have the low self esteem and hide it just like this guy, becuase he has a small dick. Which he hides with muscles and douchebag apparel

[bdicejr]

@wallzzzzzzz That doucebag has a boat and more bitcthes on it than you'll get in your entire life. Quit hatin cause you cant afford the gas for his boat. Save your baby.s momma;s welfare checks and in a couple years you can buy yourself a rowboat.

[wallzzzzzzz]

@bdicejr Well money has never been a big issue for me, presumably because I'm only 15 years old. Ironically, judging by your your 3rd grade level of grammar, i imagine you aren't a very successful person, and have NO right to or reason to make fun of ANYONE because of their level of income.

[killedbyassassin]

@ashman9992

no this guys is just a pussy singing a really gay song

[MaxBassBoost]

@ashman9992 no its just gay as fuck. im happy he's having a good time drunk on a boat i guess. good for him. i just think he looks really fucking gay. and when u spend all that time on big muscles, u shouldnt do things that make u look like a lil bitch

[Alazarex]

this is to lolzy for me to handle

[ChrisRedmanMVP]

who the FUCK jams to nickelback while partying on a boat with some bitches?

[Ex0dusBegins]

@ChrisRedmanMVP Apparently CPT Duchebag

[pondmaker]

So sad to see what the Captain has become after the loss of Tennille.

[Webbula]

He's constantly looking around for someone to acknowledge him.

[CaptDouchebag]

HAHAHA, I love this video's title.

[WhItEcHaPeL95]

Lmfao at the end "this guys like a shit show"

[jeffmcharlton]

nothing says douche like nickelback



[TheLaughingMan0603]

those glasses, those fucking glasses makes me wanna punch the screen.

[shuvva]

not that bad

[IBenjaminHDI]

what's wrong with that ?

[GringosWalkthroughs]

sit down, douche!!

[zero26tee]

lmao nickelback sucks but that song is ok 

[stinkpickle1000]

i see a drunk guy enjoyiing a fifth of sperm.

[zithium]

I just see a drunk guy enjoying himself.

[leathercash]

Nickelback sucks so much penis

[drizzy748]

that's stewie 40yrs later. 

[dblac74]

All I see is a drunk guy having fun with his mates while some douchebag films. Though the nickleback makes me want to put a hole in his boat.

[normmccabe]

Nickelback, the perfect soundtrack for a douchebag.

[00camaro71]

butt pirate at sea lol

[AntiAntagonizing]

damn man, coulda picked a better canadian song.

[scarletmagnolia614]

Knowing all the words to that stupid ass song makes you a douchebag automatically.... yes that means you too.

[themer7238]

dude aint bein a douchebag, hes just fucked up on a different level kinda like you shoulda been instead of bein the square tapin the shit. you two beer queer.

[JenniferLoni]

lol...There so funny to laugh at.

[00camaro71]

thats the gay comunity for ya

[CaptainRon1913]

Looks like he's got skiing goggles on and a .30 blood alcohol level

[MrStonedJosh]

Hey look it's one of the village people......don't those chicks know he's gay?

[capper262]

He's the captain of the SS Blue Oyster

[jmccredden123]

lol nickleback

[skinzfan5]

This guy and the people surrounding him is douchebag central

[tehfortunateson]

the fact he knows nickelback music makes up 50 percent of the doucheiness

[FlowTraceur]

@tehfortunateson How so ?

[frogterminator]

@tehfortunateson i like nickelback?so

[tehfortunateson]

@frogterminator wonderful tell me your life story.

[frogterminator]

@tehfortunateson douche haha

[tehfortunateson]

@frogterminator lol

[frogterminator]

@tehfortunateson what a retard, not even any videos on your channel haha

[tehfortunateson]

@frogterminator if i find a single nickelback video on your channel. you have no more opinion on me or any self respecting individual and i will not respond to you.

[tehfortunateson]

@frogterminator nm theres no nickelback, but your a french nickelback fan.

sooooo bye.

[rakuencallisto]

@tehfortunateson The other 50 percent is he actually thinks he looks cool singing it to everyone on the boat.

[patrioticheart]

@tehfortunateson So you know it's a nickelback song then? How does that make you any better, fag?

[tehfortunateson]

@patrioticheart who hasn't turned on their local hits station on the radio and heard nickelback?

what makes me different than you assholes is that i dont stay on the station for longer than a second when i hear a horses singing through its anus.

[patrioticheart]

@tehfortunateson Umm yah, I didn't even know this was a nickelback song. Apparently you're a little more versed in their stuff.

[JonO387]

@tehfortunateson What about the fact that you knew this was nickelback?

[tehfortunateson]

@JonO387 his voice.

now don't click on a video with the word douche on it without expecting nickelback.

[JonO387]

@tehfortunateson I won't haha.

[NlMG1388]

no no no thsi guy is a complete douchbag redneck. just look at him. the only thing NB is good for is making rednecks feel a little bit country and a little rock and roll. fuck u NB fans and your douchy music taste.

[Cxaxakluth]

He's even listening to the douche bag anthem -.-...

[sfryman05]

Nickleback..... they strike again. What douches

[uneedtherapy42]

Jackpot!!

[trappingbrooktrack]

I bet that was the worst 3 hour tour those people ever went on

[trappingbrooktrack]

is this a preview for the new show gilligans douchebag

[fbaumans]

NICHEL-DOUCHE-BACK

[abw82]

All aboard the douche canoe!

[mnlkmtka]

pravado is not prada's vodka line... douchbag. HMD

[gaara922655]

HOLY CRAP THATS ME

[screenxxname914]

wheres jaws when you need him

[donniewilcox]

How does he think that song is cool? I don't get it.

[celeron117]

wtf where was jaws

[Thessentials]

Douchebag: someone who is having more fun than me.

Is that the criteria you used when titling this video?

[laxdanny1]

@Thessentials I second this

[SamGHLR]

@Thessentials stfu douchebag... hes a big douche

[SpartanDrazen]

i don't understand, its just some random guy singing after he's had a bit to drink, that would make the vast majority of people in the world douchebags if this is what you perceive as douchbaggery.

[pippigladstone]

well they all suck for listening to that gay ass jock rock