Lost video of Sgt. Johnson

[Lonewolfindarkness]

Grunt was cute aww sniff

[zerorisers1]

this was at the meeting for when they released halo to get everyones attention cuz everyone at bunjie hates meeting idc if i spelled anything wrong

[RevealingHarpy8]

Sgt. Johnson: "Apperently I was missed informed bungie spent 4 years putting this game together for you, I was expecting a room full of badassess, some of you look like you'de had a hard time pulling on your own diapers". Does that mean the 3-5 year olds can finaly get off halo matchmaking

[ELITENAGAX25]

Johnson: thanks for helpin out! Grunt: No problem :) [walks proudly] ....... PWND

[Nitramedia]

1:56

HAHA

[icebloodful]

i like the grunts little macho man walk before he gets shot

[Isaiah1pimpin0adams]

Dude that looks just like my mama 1:33

[killerbeel1]

his back changes big mastake

[MarioYLuigiMasterN1]

xD this is funny

[aginger491]

You think you'll fuck them up by god they will fuck you!!

Thanks for helping out.

No problem!

BANG!!

[michaellux13]

how come the grunt changed forms? lmao this was funny

[MrBossyBlue]

Sgt. BadAss Johnson

[TheForerunners1]

Thans for helpin out.

No Problem

DEATH!!!!!

[Roadkill325]

anyone ever read the halo books well apparently Johnson was a nooby on Reach the leader of his squad along with jeknins and they all had sucky aim and Chief saves them

[usmarine845]

if only every drill sergeant was like johnson we wouldve conquered the world and would have kicked alien ass across the galaxy

[TheChrisrock55555]

"Dude it looks like my mother!"

[deathwish527]

Why did he kill the grunt : (

[thebourneman]

@deathwish527 I know! *sniff*

[SuperEthen110]

Do I say yes sir or do i just say sir i wasn't listening the only time i was is when he shot the grunt.

[Skeletonpirate1]

the beady eyes, the cleamy skin, the repulsive weight yea JUST LIKE MY MUMU

[legoguy8114]

i hope that this will be revamped for Halo Anniversary

[EliteTriDusknior64]

THUMS UP IF U REWINDED THE PART WHERE JOHNSON SHOT THE GRUNT 10 TIMES THEN DID IT AGAIN. FUN FACT JOHNSONS 1ST NAME IS AVERY:3

[monkeynut000]

this is johnsons e3 video

[donutbob12345]

I was laughing out loud the whole time! :D

[killercore3]

is this an add for the first halo game? awsome

[Bspartan12120]

Im playing halo CE and 1 again right now :D

[NET0180]

Why did he have to die in halo 3 :(

[jtwith]

@NET0180 lol he even dies in halo 1 xD on the pillar of autumn when you get to the first airlock he dies from the explosion...and yet he reappears in the next level (and there's even multiple versions of him too)

[Derp859]

@NET0180 there's a glitch in halo 3 so he doesn't die :D

[CaspperTheAssassin]

@NET0180 UGH U SPOILLED IT FOR ME! >:(

[CaspperTheAssassin]

@NET0180 but even though johnson will deffinatley be back...he died in halo CE While hugging an elite...

[expressyourselfish]

um.......no hes in halo 2

[323sarge]

@expressyourselfish and 3 lol

[monkeynut000]

@323sarge he ll probaly be like "Hi Chief" in halo 4

[CaspperTheAssassin]

@expressyourselfish thats the point of what im saying..johnson dies all the time..in halo 1, he dies in the legendary ending..but hes here in halo 2 O.o

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

@expressyourselfish @323sarge And he was in Halo Combat Evolved, but he died in that one multiple times... I suspect he has Master Chief's unlimited life ability. He didn't die in Halo 3, hes just out of action. :)

[TheRABIDdude]

Lmao this is hillarious, where can i find it in the actual game or has it been removed for some crazy reason?

[TheTeamers]

A video made by Sgt Johnson.....*whispers*he has a big boner

[DJC11757]

Fuck them or by God they will fuck you!.....

Thanks for your time

"Meh :D. No problem!"

Sarge for Prez! :D

[shnickleshnack]

dude that looks like my mama XD

[nerfhalomaster]

not clean clear dip shit

[MCGrubego]

:Sgt.Jonson : I SAIED THEN YOU MAKE MYSELF CLEAN

:Marine : FUCK YOU

:Sgt.Jonson :Thats Better

:)

[BKamalDaWK]

press 3, then 5. "Butthole"

[PuReWoZZy]

@BKamalDaWK lol when i tried that he had just said "you can call me...."

[BKamalDaWK]

@PuReWoZZy try it real quick

[TheSmapster]

press 3, 4, 5

and thumbs up if you know what hes doing

[wargamingcoverage]

I wonder if they`ll remake this for halo:annniversary.

[kenthios]

This is why grunts didn't join the human-elite alliance XD

[AzelfandQuilava]

@kenthios they did (you don't see them ingame)

[TheDeathriders101]

wat the hell the grunt changed

[Hunter71Omega]

I can't wait to see the old Johnson again in Halo Anniversary. :D

[Marshmellorsable]

Magical shapeshifting grunt around 1:50 mins in :)

[llSeetherll]

Almost disliked this, poor liitle grunt!

Why didn't he offered a cigar instead? :/

[JasonDyer42]

i was the 777th like BUNGIE COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

[rbknightly]

its true a grunt tbagged me

[mrhalo635]

i love how the grunt walks all tough at the end guess sarge was right ''FUCK THEM OR BY GOD THEY WILL FUCK YOU'' exepct for extra suffecency use a shotty five feet away is always a nice option too

[TheDominater12345]

1:44 beep them or by god they will f u

[TheWestReaper]

Sgt Johnson: 'DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR!'

Me: '..............'

Sgt Johnson: ' i said DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR!'

Me: Sir Yes Sir!'

Sgt Johnson: ' Thats Better'

Me: 'No Problem :)'

[chilla18sgsg]

poor grunt :)

[derka1225]

were going to give them a belly full of lead and a pool of there own blood to drowned in

[madmike12321]

who else thinks it would of been great if it was Mr T instead of Sgt. Johnson? lol

[momodj123]

The art of Trolling

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

-Huh?.....

-GET AUHT HEAH!!!!!!111

[masterkillerx1]

look at thouse beede eyes tiny legs and its fear agenst us but dont be confused it can still kill you just like thouse 16 people poor poor soldiers all by 1 grunt they dident even know there safty was on

[Duk3N0k3m2]

Sgt johnson the best sergeant... he even calls the halo rings * God's own anti son of a b1tch machine*

[Azulong94]

@Duk3N0k3m2 also a giant hoolahoop

[Duk3N0k3m2]

@Azulong94 yeh.. lol

[mrsexyguy2009]

dude is looks just like my mother... well DO NOT BE CONFUSED..

[Andy50k1]

who voices sgt johnson? gotta look him up. :D

[Azulong94]

@Andy50k1 David Scully

[Andy50k1]

@Azulong94 thank you.

[ragnarreaper]

poor grunt D:

[agghostman677]

wait didnt the grunt have a diffrent helmat before he said heh no problem

[powertoy5]

@agghostman677 yes it did

[cellwillrocku]

heyy grunt, thx for showing up... BAM! ha ha

[lordrevan571]

GET OUT HEAR

[PIVOTMASTERDXRIVAL]

i think the grounds sounds cute...

[DigitalDeath88]

*BAM* HA HA! lmao XD

[hawkproductions100]

sgt johnson is ausome



[XxVerconxX]

I lold so hard at 1:56

Boom*

HAHA!

[TheRagon117]

that was a waste of a shotgun shell should of used his fist no that would be a waste too should of used one of those pathetic marines

[PTKMichael]

*Shoots grunt* "Badass Unlocked".

[BlackCombat1]

@PTKMichael HAHAHAHAHa NICE :D

[duttoo9]

sgt johnson is the general and master chief is his private

[john03250]

why don't have lyrics =(

[xxKRISxx9]

Nice sargeant Johnson Is my fave halo character

[ianjm00]

he no problem !!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

[WongsNoodlez]

sgt.Johnson is a sick fuck :D

[RTRDPrOd]

Johnson:"Thanks for helping out." Grunt:"Ehh. No problem" *grunt walks away casually* "SHPEW" *johnson blows up the grunt* Johnson:"Ha Ha"

[honeyputdowndaknife]

i was expecting a room full of bad ass's haha , he is the bad ass

[Sn1cK3Rs1]

oh shit dude thats fucking epic hahaha XD F*** them, OR BY GOD, they will F*** YOU!!!

[withbloodcomesalex]

chic chic plow.... ha ha

[chilla18sgsg]

The grunt is Soo cute

[AndrewsSecrets360]

This video hurt my feelings :( lol :p

[qasem01ishalomaster]

thanks for helping out.

meh, no problem.

boom.

[peopeo99]

@qasem01ishalomaster

can't steel my catchphrase. BOOM

[MrDeathbybullets]

i love the grunt but the mother fucker black man shothim

[Kahuna78956]

Sgt Johnson brings new meaning to badass

[2497iscool]

i can't stop replaying 1:55

[Dunkeneter]

Does anyone notice the grunts mask changes?

[DannyEastes]

@Dunkeneter stunt double

[FalnComx]

Halo CE took four years?

thank you Bungie for the time it took to bring us the best fucking game in the history of the universe! i worship the ground you guys walk on!!

[Fgleader669]

wow what a pothead

[Billycrash4]

Thanks For Helping out

Eh no problem BOOM

[niceonegunit]

1:52 ZOMG Grunty can change his helmet VERY fast, too bad it couldn't protect him from LEAD...

[ashforever11]

where id you find this, dude?

[whygod1105]

I just about pissed myself laughing...

[peacauve]

Holy shit lol.

[DemonFlavour]

what was that laugh at 1:57 xD

[jangofett4566]

bungie: nice video!!!!!!! hahaha i almost pee in my pants from laughing

[InsanMexa1]

Wait I'm confused aren't the grunts enemies all through all the halo games !!

[aegis027]

@InsanMexa1 no, some rebel in halos 2 and 3. but not in halo 1. That must be one lost grunt

[MasterSmasherXD]

@InsanMexa1 actually in halo 2 u get them as allies when ur arbiter and in halo 3 there were grunt allies but never seen in the game so u couldnt get confused

[IP0DSpree]

wow Halo 1, 2, Wars, and ODST have more cus words then Halo 3

ODST has the most and CE aka 1 has the second most

[IP0DSpree]

@IP0DSpree

actually CE has more than ODST

[spartan117913]

fuuny

[spartan117913]

funny video!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BxrHavik]

Here is a link to a Halo 2 Online Petition to bring it back online. Halo fans fill this out please! Thanks :D

thepetitionsite. com/8/bring-back-halo-2-online

[getback9691]

1:58 Ha-ha

[hardcock93]

goddamn or by god they will #%&# u thanks for helping out

pow

[J0AN100]

awwww cute grunt, i was like omfg why did he kill the cute grunt, he could had kept it as a pet.

[J0AN100]

15 grunts didn't like this

[conker841]

i think sgt. johnson killed filpyap

[C3assasin]

poor grunt

[MegaGinger77]

ehh no problom *grunts walks away proudly then johsnon shoots shotgun*

[huskes5]

That wasn't Johnson at the end of halo 1

[xweert111]

Sgt.Johnson, why are you talking, at the end of the game, you hugged an alien, shut your mouth.

[TANSKBD]

LMAO THEY ARE THE TIP OF A VULGAR ICEBERG. FUCK THEM, OR BY GOD, THEY WILL FUCK YOU!

[hepalopala]

haha, "i said... DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?" *silence* "that's better".

[odstchief]

"Fuck them or by god they will fuck you!"

[l4dmaster100]

wow just wow

[namo179]

Sgt J is awsome also if you notcie the grunts armor changes

[Fallout3fananza]

Sgt Johanson:Thanks for helpin out.

Grunty:Ehh no problem [walks away happely] BOOM

Sgt Johanson: HAHA

Cortana:was that really nessesary?

Sgt Johanson:FUCK YOU

[Firefirefox9]

and u r going to die soon fucker!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[SuperScrath]

Sgt. Johnson you JERK! I luved the grunt at first sight!

[787Gage]

notice they change grunt types

[camycamera]

sooooooooo funny starting at 1:09

[hogmasta]

i never saw this! omg this is hilarious!

[gamesketch]

GRUNTY NOOOOOOOO

(man dude looks just like my mama

DO NOT BE CONFUSED!!!)

[tifranpilote]

LOL!

*BAM* Ha ha!

[klaymationist2000]

grunty died a hero

[kmgtex]

thanxs for helping out. no problem. bam!

[porkeymanjoe]

They will F*** you!

[gasattack117]

This was on the halo companion DVD.

love the part with the shotgun( 'BANG'- Ha Ha!)

[Rpoman2009]

Fuck them they will Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!

[TheCamps10]

two different grunts

[5444Dude]

HA NO PROBLEM*BANG* HA HA! Alright then.

[Gman10000000000000]

WTF?!?

[BrutalCarpet]

if i remember correctly you can watch it if you put your halo 1 (xbox) disc into you're pc.

[TheBrickster96]

whats the follow up video?

[TheBrine1]

1:33 lolololol,ol "oh dude he looks just like my momma."

[NoobSnoopy]

god will *peep* you

xD

[tago61]

dude it looks like my momma lol

[CFlatMuzic]

"thanks for helping out."

"eh, no problem"

BAM!!!

lol that made my day xD

[odstrooper117]

i swear hes gonna BEEP you - sgt johnson

[h00t31475]

1:16 grunt backpack curved, 1:51 grunt back pack normal. WTF?!?

[TheCamps10]

They used two diferent grunts firs one had like something on the head and second his head was free

[Nanayification]

"Oh dude it looks just like my mama" lmfao

"thanks for helping out"

"eh! no problem"

[skippy do]

[BANG]

"Haha, alright then"

[h00t31475]

did you ever notice grunts in halo 1 always land on their stomach??

[h00t31475]

"Well fuck them or by god they will fuck you!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLO­LOLOL

[h00t31475]

Sargent Johnson is a fag

[tattat44]

Got minus five for a reason. Sergent J will fuck you up.

[h00t31475]

@tattat44 I didnt mean he is a FAG. I meant he was acting like a fag by shooting the poor little grunt who didnt want to go up there anyway. no wonder

[askight]

boom ha ha

[rizzleinthehizzle]

DO NOT BE CONFUSED!! lol

[unothedestroyerG56]

holy crap dat means halo was gegining to be made in 1998

[1993DJC]

the grunt changes form ugly to not as ugly half way through

[AquaPhoenix2006]

BEEP THEM OR BY GOD THEY WILL BEEP YOU!!!!!

Such an epic Loltacular that it's Un-Freaking-Believable!

[RegalPanther]

Lol... the grunts are so cute!

And they wiggle! lol

This wouldve been an epic opening. Seriously.

[popeterito]

boom!!! HA HA

[diamondandplatinum3]

OMG this is great, wouldve been a nice tutorial on your enemies before you do the target, shielding and that crap lol so funny.

"thanks for your help"

"no problem" Chick Chick Boom HA HA

LOL

[dxrulz999]

Johnson: GET OUT HERE!!!!!

grunt:AHHHHHHHHH *runs up to him*

5 sec later

Johnson: you were good

grunt: really?

Johnson:yeah go no now

grunt: thanks!

*takes 3 steps*

BOOM! lol

[Saturi]

this was extremely halirious.

[XxM4TTYxX]

this just a message for pre halo launch, like beta thing or sumat

[haloreachboy]

so gay

[N2K10]

NO MOTHER FUCKER ! YOUR GAY! HATER

[simeonhaha]

Now,i know what you are thinking,

oh dude it's just like my momma.

- DO NOT BE CONFUSED