O_o So....wth, a guy has to start trying to be someone he's not...moreover someone from a fictional story...to be able to get a girl? Isn't that sorta sick? Imagine if a guy DID tryi and succeed to be more like Edward. Wouldn't that sorta fuel the girl's delusions? Yeesh. This is...weird. A well-made video, I gotta admit but...the subject matter is just...scary. lol
My god if she looked hot. her voice would kill any mans willingness to be with her. I'm sure she doesn't have Mr. perfect Edward either. So why is this Woman trying to teach men how to be "real men"?
My god if she looked hot. her voice would kill any mans willingness to be with her. I'm sure she doesn't have Mr. perfect Edward either. So why is this Woman trying top teach meant how to be "real men"?
WOW! :| no offence but this is boring me to sleep .... :( All I'm hearing is blah blah blah ..... Twilight.....Blah Blah...Edward.....etc :| No thanks :)
FML ...if it's Twilight today, what will it be Tomorrow? :(
Sorry, but if I wanted my man to be a controlling (can't go places, or see people without his permission), stalking (watches her while she sleeps, follows her out of town), jealous (thanks to jacob), possessive (thanks to jacob), obsessive, or violent boyfriend (he beats the crap out of her when they "make love" and she can't remember later...yeah), then I'd look for these tips.
As it is, I love my boyfriend...who is nothing like Edward. And *SHOCKER* he loves me.
I sure as hell don't want my boyfriend to be anything like Edward. If he were such an abusive, creepy, stalkirish bastard I'd call the cops on him! This woman is full of crap. A councilor? Yea right!
If she was a good councilor, she would know that Edward is an abusive, unrealistic boyfriend and that women should keep AWAY from anyone even remotely like him.
To all twilight fans, you never find your Edward Cullin because A) Edward Cullin doesn't exist. And B) twilight fans are so man hungry for Edward they try to avoid almost every guy they meet, wanting Edward and crying over it. GET THE FUCK OVER IT! A lot of kids had to suffer crying because they knew cartoons weren't real. And what are you doing, crying over something that isn't real. The only difference is twilight fans get over it. Girls you need to understand no one like that exists in your..
@HellAngelsBells Hate to point it out but i think that would make it worse! Considering the female gender is more likely to be into Twilight! :( However, I get where you're coming from! :)
...edtard isn't loving and romantic, he's an abusive creepy old man. i know about abuse and how she's talking like he's the best thing in the world, i just want to fucking clock her!
Where are her statistics coming from in the beginning, because most of my girl friends have read the books and hate them, or think Edward is bat-shit insane.
....how...how DARE you compare the awesomeness that is spike to that emo whiney ass pixie that is Edward Cullen...do us all a favor and stay out of the movie theater and get back in the kitchen!!!
Ok like you my ex was a twihard. She made me read twilight. Well one day i didnt open a door for her. she said a proper gentlemen like edward would open that for me. I told we cant all be a proper gentlemen. She than smacked me and stormed off. Well she avoided me for a week than she broke up with me for a gy who liked twilight. your right twilight does ruin realationships. (PS I go a better Gf who hayes twilight as much as i do ;) )
It saddens me that someone who is thought of as a professional when it comes to relationship advice is telling men they're at fault because their wives/girlfriends are obsessing over a fictional character...let me know when that soncept makes ANY sense.
This chick disgusts me. Edward is the epitome for degradation (is that a word?), he is a pathetic excuse for EVERYTHING. I'd rather date The Fallen. He'd be better. And he's a robot. a fucking robot.
Oh, and if someone said something like Spike did to Buffy, I would laugh in their face. If someone tries to 'protect' me, I'll knee 'em in the wotsits. If someone tried to control me- I would break their face.
This is PATHETIC. The annotatioons are lulzworthy, though.
oh GEEZUS ... this guy is SO not sexy ... he doesnt even stand out in a different way to get any attention ... he looks like hes going to a halloween party with bad makeup on
1) A man is being the opposite of a woman, and I'm pretty sure a male that sparkles is not a man, or has become that?
2) It basically just repeats her 1, being a "man" by not being a Man.
3) Let's stalk the girl!
4) DOMESTIC ABUSE! The Ultimate Weapon of Twitards.
Eh, she's basically saying, be a man that does the stuff that is the opposite of a man. (If that made sense.) Stalk your love until he/she feels the same way you do. And either beat your girl/boyfriend or make threats. Wonderful!
What kind of COUNSELING does this woman do, exactly??? Because you know, most TEEN counselors know the signs for abusive boyfriends. In fact, most counselors in GENERAL should know and recognize these signs.
"Be man enough to take charge of every romantic aspect of your relationship."
What?! Oh hell no! That shit doesn't fly with me. I'm the one in charge in the bedroom, and don't you forget that, Mister! Assume the spanking position!
james marsters even said on an interview once that its strange that girls want spike and buffy to end up together when spike isn't the best guy cos he is abusive etc. etc., this is coming from a guy, while stephenie meyer even advocates this kind of "relationship"
The sad thing is that most Twilighters probably won't even know what Buffy is... :( Nor will they care to find out. They'll be to busy obsessing over their Eddikins.
Guys, don't lisen to this! Girls don't want an Edward! If they do, then they should immediatley be dumped! (and I'm not trying to be a bich. I just think that this video(excluding the subtitles) isn't good advice)
I hate people who do things /in my best interest/. Whether my family, friends, OR boyfriends doing it, I hate it. I can take care of things for myself by myself. If I need help, I'll ask you. If you really think I'm struggling, offer to help, but accept it if I say no. And please, please, don't just do something for me w/o consulting me first. Most of the time I don't need it and don't want it ,and all the time, it's amazingly inconvenient and uncomfortable for me.
I love how the some of same girls that critisize some guys for having crushes on game/movie characters are the same ones on Edward Cullen's dick. lol hypocrisy at its finest.
This is just...sad. I mean, they seriously /want/ guys to control every freakin' aspect of their relationships? Ugh. Also: "Be the kind of man who can see beyond physical looks and stereotypes." "THE SMELL OF HER BLOOD IS WHAT MATTERS!" Lol, WIN.
Who the hell would want a bf like Edward? I am pretty sure if I was back at school and saw him, I would think he was a complete emo. Then an weirdo for how he treats his gf. Her other character Jacob I would not mind though. At least he acts his age, and I have a thing for native Americans. ;( None of the characters seem to have personality in that book.
I have a new criteria for counselors or other similar professions....can't be a twilight fan.
If you can't see whats wrong in twilight you can't help people with there personal problems.
"My boyfriend wont let me see my family. What shud i do???"(Not shure how she made it to a counselor but go with it)
counselor~ "he just loves you so much :D don't do anything. "
alownlion 2 weeks ago
I've tried it .... didn't work so far...
fschmutz 4 weeks ago
GAY GAY GAY soooooo STUPID xDDD
MrBrutalMuffin 2 months ago
This woman makes me ashamed to have the name Aileen.
TheAileenAngel 3 months ago
"The more guys know about these 7 lessons, the more Edwards there are" O_O I'm scared for people's relationships now...
xam9856 5 months ago
Edward Cullen can suck Voldemort's nipple! Oh wait. Too much for him ;)
LetsStopThisSong 6 months ago
O_o So....wth, a guy has to start trying to be someone he's not...moreover someone from a fictional story...to be able to get a girl? Isn't that sorta sick? Imagine if a guy DID tryi and succeed to be more like Edward. Wouldn't that sorta fuel the girl's delusions? Yeesh. This is...weird. A well-made video, I gotta admit but...the subject matter is just...scary. lol
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My god if she looked hot. her voice would kill any mans willingness to be with her. I'm sure she doesn't have Mr. perfect Edward either. So why is this Woman trying to teach men how to be "real men"?
OniSamaGin 8 months ago
My god if she looked hot. her voice would kill any mans willingness to be with her. I'm sure she doesn't have Mr. perfect Edward either. So why is this Woman trying top teach meant how to be "real men"?
OniSamaGin 8 months ago
You guys MUST riff part 2
BlueDolphin2011 8 months ago
I do NOT want some guy I call my boyfriend to steal my car's engine and lock me away at his parents' house for a weekend. >:(
wingsofhope2 1 year ago
if you had to be exactly like edward cullen, wouldnt you need alot of glitter?
Glacierbabe12 1 year ago
WOW! :| no offence but this is boring me to sleep .... :( All I'm hearing is blah blah blah ..... Twilight.....Blah Blah...Edward.....etc :| No thanks :)
FML ...if it's Twilight today, what will it be Tomorrow? :(
codynero8 1 year ago
Sorry, but if I wanted my man to be a controlling (can't go places, or see people without his permission), stalking (watches her while she sleeps, follows her out of town), jealous (thanks to jacob), possessive (thanks to jacob), obsessive, or violent boyfriend (he beats the crap out of her when they "make love" and she can't remember later...yeah), then I'd look for these tips.
As it is, I love my boyfriend...who is nothing like Edward. And *SHOCKER* he loves me.
Go figure.
kakudevon 1 year ago
i want to MEET this psychopathic woman.
missyqueenleo 1 year ago
I sure as hell don't want my boyfriend to be anything like Edward. If he were such an abusive, creepy, stalkirish bastard I'd call the cops on him! This woman is full of crap. A councilor? Yea right!
MysteriousPerson901 1 year ago 4
She's a guidance councilor?!
THAT'S BULLSHIT!
If she was a good councilor, she would know that Edward is an abusive, unrealistic boyfriend and that women should keep AWAY from anyone even remotely like him.
foojuice101 1 year ago 6
life
ROCKBANDjohnny 1 year ago
To all twilight fans, you never find your Edward Cullin because A) Edward Cullin doesn't exist. And B) twilight fans are so man hungry for Edward they try to avoid almost every guy they meet, wanting Edward and crying over it. GET THE FUCK OVER IT! A lot of kids had to suffer crying because they knew cartoons weren't real. And what are you doing, crying over something that isn't real. The only difference is twilight fans get over it. Girls you need to understand no one like that exists in your..
ROCKBANDjohnny 1 year ago 2
@ROCKBANDjohnny but edward cullen exists! he's the creepy old neighbor who likes to watch them in the bathroom through the window! :p
iloser3uloveme 1 year ago 5
The stupid, IT HURTS....
God, the fact that she believes all of this makes it worse. Ugh.
bynamearose 1 year ago 3
Edward Cullen is the reason why I am considering changing my sexual status to "Lesbian".
HellAngelsBells 1 year ago 4
@HellAngelsBells Hate to point it out but i think that would make it worse! Considering the female gender is more likely to be into Twilight! :( However, I get where you're coming from! :)
codynero8 1 year ago
How to be like Edward Cullen:
1. Eat dick
2. Stalk uninteresting chicks
3. Act like you have a iron dildo up your ass
4. eat a box of dicks
5. spread body glitter all over your skin
6. .........be yourself
SpamLizzo 1 year ago
...edtard isn't loving and romantic, he's an abusive creepy old man. i know about abuse and how she's talking like he's the best thing in the world, i just want to fucking clock her!
Casandraelf 1 year ago
HAha do you guys always do these things at 3am because you're always tired
Icy199512 1 year ago
In the first picture, is it just me or does Edward's expression scream "I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU." ?
I commend her on the awesome picture of Spike, and of Spike with Buffy. Any of the pictures with Edward and Bella seem... creepy.
KyttieKittyDaedagnir 1 year ago
I've never watched Buffy, but what Spike said actually sounds more romantic than Edward.
Chennaigirl123 1 year ago
@Chennaigirl123 He is. He's a more well-written character, too.
Beatledfunny 1 year ago
Where are her statistics coming from in the beginning, because most of my girl friends have read the books and hate them, or think Edward is bat-shit insane.
lemikja 1 year ago
"I weep for my generation". my sentiments exactly :)
einileethestrange 1 year ago
OH DEAR GOD NO NOT MORE EDWARD CULLENS IN THE WORLD!!!! *bashes head against a hammer*
AndieIsACookie 1 year ago
HOW NOT TO BE LIKE EDWARD COLLEN:
1)get a fucking life!!!
irobot123454 1 year ago
I love the south park underpants knome refference in the description, that was yummy :3
6thhokagephil 1 year ago
i'm sad for my generation, and the next.
Magnuswar 1 year ago
....how...how DARE you compare the awesomeness that is spike to that emo whiney ass pixie that is Edward Cullen...do us all a favor and stay out of the movie theater and get back in the kitchen!!!
CapitanKurosaki 1 year ago
"Be MAN enough to show her you'll protect her....really protect her..."
1) Wouldn't that involve stalking her like a freaking creep?
2) Look, lady, ever heard of the quote "Deadlier than males"? I'm pretty sure girls can take care of themselves...
"Be man enough to put her best interests before your own."
1) Does this mean guys don't deserve an opinion?
2) By interests, you mean being locked in her room while making out with a picture of Edward Cullen?
TheHellfireSpirit 1 year ago
her voice sounds like...i don't even know, a drugee's. i think i spelled that wrong.
edward's gay. x]
HilaryHorse 1 year ago
as a man speaking: i am offended by this
Oman177 1 year ago
@Oman177 I'm a chick and I'm offended by this too.
SpamLizzo 1 year ago
If your girlfriend say "Why can`t you be more like Edward?!"
Be a asshole stalker controlling abusive bipolar douchbag.
DuckyStar 1 year ago
Oh my gawd you Americans are hilarious. Sorry but you are.
benkoju 1 year ago
two minutes in, I weep for mankind also. X(
jusk8lp 2 years ago
Ok like you my ex was a twihard. She made me read twilight. Well one day i didnt open a door for her. she said a proper gentlemen like edward would open that for me. I told we cant all be a proper gentlemen. She than smacked me and stormed off. Well she avoided me for a week than she broke up with me for a gy who liked twilight. your right twilight does ruin realationships. (PS I go a better Gf who hayes twilight as much as i do ;) )
thedarknight307 2 years ago 5
2:19 same here
ShadowArc22 2 years ago
How DARE she compare the bloodthirsty Spike to sparkle pixie Edward?!
FelineFantsy 2 years ago 29
Spike is badass and a awesome motherfucker and Edward is a fuckingwhiny little bitch who stalks his girl friends
thedarknight307 2 years ago 5
when she compared edward to spike my soul died a little bit
ANGELdancer94 2 years ago 6
you may be perfect, but if you don't sparkle, these women won't have you.
RainREM 2 years ago 3
It saddens me that someone who is thought of as a professional when it comes to relationship advice is telling men they're at fault because their wives/girlfriends are obsessing over a fictional character...let me know when that soncept makes ANY sense.
TomNortherner 2 years ago 3
Yeah, because I always wanted a boyfriend who destroys my property, watches me while I sleep, and prevents me from seeing my friends.
Equilibrium2037 2 years ago 7
that lady must have like 4 friends
eviscerator123 2 years ago
Dude, Sonic would OWN Edward!
SuperSonic1ify 2 years ago
yeah, cause when I'm a gay vampire women will be swarming all over me,
spoogeling 2 years ago
you forgot the 8th and most important one
number 8: SPARKLE SPARKLE!
spoogeling 2 years ago
This chick disgusts me. Edward is the epitome for degradation (is that a word?), he is a pathetic excuse for EVERYTHING. I'd rather date The Fallen. He'd be better. And he's a robot. a fucking robot.
blacktigerpaw1 2 years ago
She's a counselor?!? Where did she get her degree from, those "study from home" career institutes they advertise on TV?
Also, her voice is annoying in that "stab my eardrums with a knife until blood comes out of my ears" way.
mst3k4evr 2 years ago
... And a counselor saw NOTHING wrong with Edward Cullen's (abusive) behavior toward Bella?
Wow, they just give out degrees to anybody nowadays.
thespiritmage 2 years ago
heehee
I love these videos. Twilight is dumb
and it sucks ur ex left you. she sounds like a total WANKER
Joofee01 2 years ago
I think that's pretty sad how 98% of the girls she knew were hopelessly in love with a fictional character.
Don't you agree?
MegaKipz 2 years ago 2
The funny thing is... I think Spike would actually like Twilight. lol.
ambigo 2 years ago
Oh, and if someone said something like Spike did to Buffy, I would laugh in their face. If someone tries to 'protect' me, I'll knee 'em in the wotsits. If someone tried to control me- I would break their face.
This is PATHETIC. The annotatioons are lulzworthy, though.
FrozenMasquerade 2 years ago
Please, please kill me now. Oh, by the way, your ex sounds like a biatch, you're well rid.
FrozenMasquerade 2 years ago
oh GEEZUS ... this guy is SO not sexy ... he doesnt even stand out in a different way to get any attention ... he looks like hes going to a halloween party with bad makeup on
pinkeyegasms 2 years ago
SPIKE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT EDWARD IN ANY WAY
spike is a totally badass and he burns and he gets beaten up he knows hes not perfect and he tries to be there for his gf unlike edward
XDIchigoKurosakigx 2 years ago 5
i have to ask is the person speaking and the person commenting the same lol
KanameLove 2 years ago
1) A man is being the opposite of a woman, and I'm pretty sure a male that sparkles is not a man, or has become that?
2) It basically just repeats her 1, being a "man" by not being a Man.
3) Let's stalk the girl!
4) DOMESTIC ABUSE! The Ultimate Weapon of Twitards.
Eh, she's basically saying, be a man that does the stuff that is the opposite of a man. (If that made sense.) Stalk your love until he/she feels the same way you do. And either beat your girl/boyfriend or make threats. Wonderful!
LordOmnipotent 2 years ago 2
*Sighs*
AnimeFrek02 2 years ago
cookies for Eleanor Rigby at the end :P
"be man enough take charge of every aspect of your relationship!"
to that i have to say PFF!!! I would love a man to try and control me; that's the day his balls meet my chef's knife
NellMalfoy 2 years ago 4
She just compared Spike to Edward Cullen.
Ok, I just died a little.
I wish Buffy was still going so I could watch Spike rip that sparklepires throat open.
mightyoldham 2 years ago 4
Why did she bring Buffy into this? Let Edward meet Buffy and there'll be diamond skin and sparklepire blood all over the place.
libby0413 2 years ago
What kind of COUNSELING does this woman do, exactly??? Because you know, most TEEN counselors know the signs for abusive boyfriends. In fact, most counselors in GENERAL should know and recognize these signs.
superskh 2 years ago 3
Ohhhhhh my.. "Edward".
She.. She compared SPIKE to Edward...
I'm crying. You.. You can't do that.
You can't do that. It should be against the law.
SPIKE!
I'm usually calm and collective when expressing my hate for Twilight, but... I can't even... I can't even believe she did that...
You can't compare a well-written, amazingly acted, gorgeous (James Marsters < 3), and "REAL VAMPIRE" to something like that thing Edweed Colon.
Brb while I go weep for humanity.
Mirokiki 2 years ago 3
and she has a master degree... ouch
roxannelovesthestars 2 years ago
"Be man enough to take charge of every romantic aspect of your relationship."
What?! Oh hell no! That shit doesn't fly with me. I'm the one in charge in the bedroom, and don't you forget that, Mister! Assume the spanking position!
omegawhitedog 2 years ago 2
So, tl:dr
"Look for a man that stalks you, does everything for you, and sparkles in the sunlight, because there certainly aren't better men LOL"
HangedHourai 2 years ago 2
Ok, no. I would never date a guy like Edward. Intense guys who try to control you make every decision for you and not sexy, they are creepy.
Ichichan0326 2 years ago 4
What the hell does this woman have a degree in?
proud2belite 2 years ago 5
A BS most likly
fdragon010 2 years ago
Want to know why Spike kicks Eward's sparkly ass? HE HAS FLAWS! You know, he is not boring and perfect...
FayeChan01 2 years ago 5
She had to used Spike because he actually says something worth while.
JetPixi 2 years ago 5
i love you guys *sniff* keep ripping into these videos :D
suteneko01 2 years ago
If guys actually take that "be like Edward Cullen" shit into account, I'm giving myself an emergency hysterectomy.
LadyMiroku 2 years ago 2
1: Dump industrial-size barrels of glitter over yourself.
2: Be incredibly controlling over every aspect of your girl's life.
3: Prevent her from seeing her friends.
4: Eat anyone who makes contact. Isolate her from everything.
5: Do everything for her. Brush her teeth for her, make her meals and clean the house. It'll pay off later, trust me.
6: Make sure she is wholly reliant on you for EVERYTHING. Leave her.
7: When she finally dies, go to a cliff and commit suicide, you sick fuck.
Mattie2013 2 years ago 6
I love how none of these people say the author's last name right.
I am about to start crying because this is all SO STUPID!
Sheeshh.
sodapopismyluvee2323 2 years ago
It's "ME-YERR" not "MAYOR".
Get it right before you say it on-camera.
Mattie2013 2 years ago
she doesnt even deserve to have her name pronounced right.
FireFart179 2 years ago 8
2% don't like twilight
one word:
BULLSHIT
DC13K 2 years ago 5
even tho i like twilight, this was indeed the most stupid video ever ;) stupid woman. sttraanggee
mikapikaxxx 2 years ago 3
strange that this woman compares edward to spike!
james marsters even said on an interview once that its strange that girls want spike and buffy to end up together when spike isn't the best guy cos he is abusive etc. etc., this is coming from a guy, while stephenie meyer even advocates this kind of "relationship"
i dont understand edward's appeal at all
yanareyes 2 years ago 3
The sad thing is that most Twilighters probably won't even know what Buffy is... :( Nor will they care to find out. They'll be to busy obsessing over their Eddikins.
Still...
Spike>Edward
geckogirl95 2 years ago 7
-_- This is just relationship advice, as they said...
ALynnL07 2 years ago
Guys, don't lisen to this! Girls don't want an Edward! If they do, then they should immediatley be dumped! (and I'm not trying to be a bich. I just think that this video(excluding the subtitles) isn't good advice)
blablakinkscoco 2 years ago 6
I would never date Edypoo! EVER! (and I M a girl)
blablakinkscoco 2 years ago
I hate people who do things /in my best interest/. Whether my family, friends, OR boyfriends doing it, I hate it. I can take care of things for myself by myself. If I need help, I'll ask you. If you really think I'm struggling, offer to help, but accept it if I say no. And please, please, don't just do something for me w/o consulting me first. Most of the time I don't need it and don't want it ,and all the time, it's amazingly inconvenient and uncomfortable for me.
TubbyCatProductions 2 years ago 2
ugh. I couldn't even watch past reason one. It was to painful.
TheeBlakester 2 years ago
I love how the some of same girls that critisize some guys for having crushes on game/movie characters are the same ones on Edward Cullen's dick. lol hypocrisy at its finest.
Xydrok 2 years ago
HELL NO! Do not compare Edward with the awesomeness that is Spike.
AlliWalker 2 years ago 26
This is just...sad. I mean, they seriously /want/ guys to control every freakin' aspect of their relationships? Ugh. Also: "Be the kind of man who can see beyond physical looks and stereotypes." "THE SMELL OF HER BLOOD IS WHAT MATTERS!" Lol, WIN.
lacunaincorporated 2 years ago 5
I wouldn't want to date him, no thanks :(
AlliWalker 2 years ago
lol omg xD this is sad. really really sad. guys do NOT need to be like Edward. EDWARD IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER -__-
AyakoKizukota 2 years ago 8
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Alexandritee 2 years ago
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
*Weeps with joy*
laurariddle292 2 years ago 2
I do want my boyfriend to be like Edward... Elric!
Stormcat1 2 years ago 4
LOL edward elric NICE! <3 I love Edward Elric! hehehe
AyakoKizukota 2 years ago
what kind of crazy person takes advice to be like a FAKE PERSON
knobylob 2 years ago 3
Who the hell would want a bf like Edward? I am pretty sure if I was back at school and saw him, I would think he was a complete emo. Then an weirdo for how he treats his gf. Her other character Jacob I would not mind though. At least he acts his age, and I have a thing for native Americans. ;( None of the characters seem to have personality in that book.
FayeChan01 2 years ago 5