I love Jackie but she didn't practice what she preached with Fred on their date. Hahaha, even though there is that possibility the condom broke, like Nana Mary joked to Fred.
I wish they explored Brian and Darline more... I actually think they would have made a good couple... Better than Darlene and David in my opinion but then again I don't know how Brian would take the dark depressed Darlene in the later seasons.
@MULTlEATER because i was looking programming history fuckface Who's the Boss? at 8:00 Roseanne at 8:30 Moonlighting at 9:00 thirty something 10:00 that's ABC's tuesday night line up so you're wrong
its ABC not NBC NBC"S thursday night progamming that year was The Cosby Show Different World Cheers Dear John L.A. Law im smart
I just gotta say that I can't stand when kids say it's so embarrassing to go to a store and buy condoms and then try to use that as an excuse to not use protection. Grow up already. What's more embarrassing? Buying condoms or buying a pregnancy test?
@LatinGeminiX3 And you know this HAS to be some dumb 16 year old who's had 8 abortions. Being young doesn't mean that you have to act like a retard. I'm 20 years old, hun. Still young. Get an education and stop running out society into the ground -_-'
hahaha. Oh Jackie... "I don't wanna brag, but when it comes to birth control I've tried..." *Gary turns and looks at her* "...to read just about every book on the subject"
@rani1223 Good for you! You seem very mature for an 11 year old. And trust me, my typing is never perfect. I can see even now the one a few days ago I should have put, "She's" and not "Sh'es." bahahahaha
thank you roseanneconnorvideo for posting all the roseanne videos...i have been a roseanne fan since i was 12 yrs old- began watching it wen i was primetime NBC thurs nite @730pm after the cosby show lol thx again- katie from chicago
I applause Jackies knowledge about birth control.. it's because of that, she didnt get pregnant way earlier then she did like most women who are like her that have alot of sex. It's incredibly responsible and I respect it very much. The only reason the Fred deal happened was cuz she was pregnant in real life n had to write it in the show somehow. I honestly think ppl should have to take a test to be allowed to have kids. This is my own opinion of course.
Isn't it sorta funny how chilled out Roseanne is in this episode when talking to Becky but one year later, when Becky asks to go on the pill, Roseanne really freaks out.
no matter how many times i watch this episode it always makes me laugh out loud... especially the moment between Jackie and Dan at 7:59-- i know it's coming, but i still crack up!!!
@catlogic11 yup that is him, Brian Kerwin... I looked it up and it's confirmed Gary is now Charlie Banks on One Life To Live.... I love the internet :p
@Ian19851 I felt the same way with Jo on the Facts of Life. When she showed an interest in school things I felt betrayed because I loved her for the tough motorcycle girl who liked to punch people, but then you get a little older and realize it's better to be tough and smart, and I get the same feeling with Darlene when she grew up.
Thank you RoseanneConnerVideo!! :) Happy New Year
Hannah45856 1 month ago
I love Jackie but she didn't practice what she preached with Fred on their date. Hahaha, even though there is that possibility the condom broke, like Nana Mary joked to Fred.
Popteart 2 months ago
lmfao the look Gary gives Jackie.
Popteart 2 months ago
I just want to let everyone know Roseanne was on the ABC network on Tuesday nights .
wheelrchair1 5 months ago
Justinfleming ur wrong I'm right
MULTlEATER 5 months ago
I wish they explored Brian and Darline more... I actually think they would have made a good couple... Better than Darlene and David in my opinion but then again I don't know how Brian would take the dark depressed Darlene in the later seasons.
Jeffrizel1986 5 months ago
Just look it up on wikipedia. Goddamn! You people need to take a chill pill
trdidion 7 months ago
funny eoisode
smb1998er 7 months ago
and 1988 was prolly the year u were born and roseanne started right around that time so how wud u even know?
MULTlEATER 8 months ago
@MULTlEATER because i was looking programming history fuckface Who's the Boss? at 8:00 Roseanne at 8:30 Moonlighting at 9:00 thirty something 10:00 that's ABC's tuesday night line up so you're wrong
its ABC not NBC NBC"S thursday night progamming that year was The Cosby Show Different World Cheers Dear John L.A. Law im smart
justinfleming1988 7 months ago
@justinfleming1988 You're right but you didn't have to be a dick about it. Inform and not calling people idiots can get you far in life.
Tone411 7 months ago
I just gotta say that I can't stand when kids say it's so embarrassing to go to a store and buy condoms and then try to use that as an excuse to not use protection. Grow up already. What's more embarrassing? Buying condoms or buying a pregnancy test?
NightxAngell 8 months ago 2
@NightxAngell LOL YOU KNOW THIS IS GOTTA BE SOME 40 YEAR OLD PERSON WHO FORGOT WHAT IT IS TO BE YOUNG...LMAO STFU!
LatinGeminiX3 8 months ago in playlist Roseanne Season 3
@LatinGeminiX3 And you know this HAS to be some dumb 16 year old who's had 8 abortions. Being young doesn't mean that you have to act like a retard. I'm 20 years old, hun. Still young. Get an education and stop running out society into the ground -_-'
NightxAngell 8 months ago 2
@LatinGeminiX3 wow...you are a big f*** idiot. can we get better sex ed classes in our school systems now?
o0JadeMasquerade0o 8 months ago
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LatinGeminiX3 8 months ago
I ALWAYS REMEMBERED THIS SCENE WITH DARLENE AND THE BOY ON THE COUCH! I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! STILL AM! LOL
ChicagoTyme2 8 months ago 2
One of my favorite episodes!!! lol!
mngq29 9 months ago
Hi Mommy!!! HAHAHAHAHAA
diamonds454 11 months ago
no better sexual tension than talkin about basketball
Crimsonite20 11 months ago
Jackie, Fisher, and Gary all appear in episodes of Frasier.
XxBeJeweledDancerxX 1 year ago
Dan's face when he finally reliezed that Darlene was making out was priceless
shootingstar694 1 year ago
hahaha. Oh Jackie... "I don't wanna brag, but when it comes to birth control I've tried..." *Gary turns and looks at her* "...to read just about every book on the subject"
doda 1 year ago 2
"beckys in the front room with a boy" turns lights on " DARLENE? HI MOMMY"
lol
"we better go.. are you outta your mind" lol
RENTluver06 1 year ago
darling
hi mommy
the best hahahahahahaha
20eri09 1 year ago
Thats how I would feel if my baby girl would do that
ozzygodisgod 1 year ago
I'm sorry but Becky to me seems way to young for that stuff. I could never imagine this conversation with my mother and she and I are very close.
TbredGrits91 1 year ago
@TbredGrits91 Was she fifteen here? Or younger?
rani1223 1 year ago
@rani1223 Sh'es probably a little older. 16 maybe 17. But even still, I understand around college age.
TbredGrits91 1 year ago
@TbredGrits91 Not to offend you, but you sound ike you've live a very nice, modest life! It wound be a better world if more people were like that!
rani1223 1 year ago
@rani1223 Thanks! I take that as a compliment! Girls need a little more self respect these days. The pressure is too high in our society.
TbredGrits91 1 year ago
@TbredGrits91 You're welcome! And you're never going to believe this, get ready .... I'm only 11 years old!
P.S. In my previous comment: "Wound" Is "Would" And "You've" Is "You". But I guess you caught that!
rani1223 1 year ago
@rani1223 Good for you! You seem very mature for an 11 year old. And trust me, my typing is never perfect. I can see even now the one a few days ago I should have put, "She's" and not "Sh'es." bahahahaha
TbredGrits91 1 year ago
@TbredGrits91 Thank you, everyone says that.
rani1223 1 year ago
thank you roseanneconnorvideo for posting all the roseanne videos...i have been a roseanne fan since i was 12 yrs old- began watching it wen i was primetime NBC thurs nite @730pm after the cosby show lol thx again- katie from chicago
MULTlEATER 1 year ago 7
@MULTlEATER I live near chicago! :D
RoseanneConnerVideo 9 months ago 2
@MULTlEATER you idiot roseanne was on ABC not NBC and it aired ever tuesday night
justinfleming1988 8 months ago
@justinfleming1988 um go google it dickhead it launched on nbc thursday nights after the cosby show do yer research before u speak moron
MULTlEATER 8 months ago
@justinfleming1988 um go google it genius it launched on nbc thursday nights after the cosby show do yer research before u speak moron
MULTlEATER 8 months ago
@MULTlEATER no ABC and it aired coach dickhead
justinfleming1988 7 months ago
I applause Jackies knowledge about birth control.. it's because of that, she didnt get pregnant way earlier then she did like most women who are like her that have alot of sex. It's incredibly responsible and I respect it very much. The only reason the Fred deal happened was cuz she was pregnant in real life n had to write it in the show somehow. I honestly think ppl should have to take a test to be allowed to have kids. This is my own opinion of course.
jpanderson06 1 year ago 6
"She should of told us we'll be called MOMMY" - LOL HAHA
arpee9216 1 year ago 4
"Hi mommy!"
"Yeah, I would like to hear the final score."
lmfao
smileyfan16 1 year ago 4
"Hi mommy." lol
Julester27 1 year ago
poor dan he was always in the dark :)
TheCokebottle1 1 year ago 3
Yeah, I would like to hear the final score.
alitam219 1 year ago
darlene heard the family coming in the back door, talking, but she kept on making out with brian ?
shamsky4evr 1 year ago 5
maybe she was too caught up in the moment to notice xD
luv60smusic 1 year ago
You know who..... I AM NOT LIKE MOM!!!! LOL Roseanne
jww047 1 year ago 5
Isn't it sorta funny how chilled out Roseanne is in this episode when talking to Becky but one year later, when Becky asks to go on the pill, Roseanne really freaks out.
belvissivleb 1 year ago
did they not have the pill then?
chelseamae23 1 year ago
LOL! 2:51 Roseanne's shirt is in her butt!
AnatloyChessPlayer 1 year ago
LOLOL 6:23
NightxAngell 1 year ago
no matter how many times i watch this episode it always makes me laugh out loud... especially the moment between Jackie and Dan at 7:59-- i know it's coming, but i still crack up!!!
catlogic11 1 year ago 3
The actor Gary, he plays on a soap opera now... He's Charlie Banks on One Life To Live... at least he looks a lot like him, a younger version.....
kaelyn4ever 2 years ago
@kaelyn4ever -
you would love IMDb. Have you checked it for the actor? Is it really the same guy?
catlogic11 1 year ago
@catlogic11 yup that is him, Brian Kerwin... I looked it up and it's confirmed Gary is now Charlie Banks on One Life To Live.... I love the internet :p
kaelyn4ever 1 year ago
I liked Darlene better when her character was a "tom boy," as opposed to the dark artist she became later.
Ian19851 2 years ago 9
@Ian19851 I felt the same way with Jo on the Facts of Life. When she showed an interest in school things I felt betrayed because I loved her for the tough motorcycle girl who liked to punch people, but then you get a little older and realize it's better to be tough and smart, and I get the same feeling with Darlene when she grew up.
TheBookWorm1718 1 week ago
"Hi mommy!"
"Yeah, I would like to hear the final score."
ROTFLMAO!
hanshotfirst1138 2 years ago 6
Okay... :49 what is the "rythm method" mean?
alitam219 2 years ago
um i think i know remember when he was "in the bathroom" all the time? that night be it.
degrassi619 2 years ago
The rhythm method is when a woman keeps track of her menstrual cycle and when she's ovulating.
StephHizzle 2 years ago 3
am confused who does darlene ends up with
Ankochan200 2 years ago
Darlene ends up marrying David and having a child with him
stigerqueen 2 years ago 2
no Darlene ends up with Mark, Becky ends up with David
PuzzledGlance 2 years ago 4
only in like the last minute of the series. Throughout most of the series david is with darlene becky with mark
stigerqueen 2 years ago
@PuzzledGlance no, thats in real life, not on the show
H2TLILDANCER 2 years ago
@PuzzledGlance umm david and darlene have a baby in like the last season
emmib333 1 year ago
@PuzzledGlance I still don't buy that haha
Iceecooky 11 months ago
I love how dan is completely clueless, LMAO.
"Ya, like it hadnt been on her back the whole night" LMAO
misscjl7 2 years ago 4
jackie's face at 7:59 lol
LillieB07 2 years ago 4
Are you out of your mind!
Buddaboy1313 2 years ago
Brian dropped his hat in front of the door at 6:26
BHSbballer2012 2 years ago
We're talkin' Fort Knox security at a price you can afford..........
I'm tellin Mom
2272051208 2 years ago 9
They thought Darlene was Becky.
AArmendariz12 2 years ago
"DARLENE!?!?"
"ahh, we better go..."
"are you outtta your mind!?!?!?" lmao lol lol hahaha... i love this show!! darlenes my fav!!
musiclova159 2 years ago 7
one of my fav episodes
shalayzizo 2 years ago
LMAO @ 6:42
1in6win 2 years ago
hi mommy
amyandben12 2 years ago
becky: so is the sponge, like fool proof?
roseanne: well i dont have any statistics but...
jackie: oh. mhmm..
roseanne: but why not ask an EXPERT!
lol
dizzyisme 2 years ago 10
DAN HAS NO CLUE LMAO
MCRthyHERO 2 years ago
Notice at 7:56
John's (Dan's) face is all scary and bent down and at 7:58, It has changed position
reapersfriend44 2 years ago
at 6:22 - 6:28 something fell from his pocket
Annab12338 2 years ago
Roseanne. Im telling mom
lol
Ranmah2o 2 years ago 4
I love it!~!
SephirothKeyblade 3 years ago 9
i know shes my fave character! and when she said "hi mommy" that was soo funny
dizzyisme 2 years ago 4
LMAO near the end when Jackie turns around and sees Dan's face. xD That was great.
FR3AK06 3 years ago 32
love this episode
wetwolves45 3 years ago 2
"Darlene?!"
"hi mommy" HA
087900123 3 years ago 10
"But doesn't all that stuff kill the mood?"
"Not as much as a screaming baby with a loaded diaper." Hahaha.
Best answer to that question.
Muggle423 3 years ago 82
ditto
giligara30492 3 years ago 5
I love this show
loisclarkforever 3 years ago 3
alright girl get it
sds2007wsu 3 years ago 7