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  • fat bastard

  • wow this was.... gay. too bad i already saw shrek 3. and guess what, i liked it.

  • i find this kinda hard to masterbate too

  • i think id rather see the little mermaid in 5 seconds. BODY LANGUAGE! XD

  • wowwww

  • WHAT????!!!! lol

  • Sorry, but what does fiona say? i have been trying to figure this out for like, a year.

  • MICROPHONE FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wtf

    

  • ?.....

  • FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU INSULT SHREK I'M A FUCKING SHREK FAN TILL I DIE FAGGOT I HOPE SHREK EATS YOU LIKE THE IDIOT BABY YOU ARE FUCK YOU

  • @Zhejiangopterus THEN WHY DID YOU CLICK ON THIS VIDEO!!

  • shrek 4 made up for it, I have to agree shrek 3 was a disappointment

  • it was actually a really good movie o_o... but i mean i guess thats your opinion..

  • DID HE ACCUTALLY SAY FAT BASTARd?

  • how do they get shreck to say fat bastard

  • your a bastard you hatee shrek and made a video about it

  • didn't u go to the cinema to watch it tho ? LOL

  • Ok... Fail...

  • well theres a lot of comments for this video... wait a minute didnt he have to watch it in theatres before he made the video? O.O sorrow LOL

  • Well, that wasn't funny... at all

  • lol butthurt peoples are butthurt. 

  • I cried laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!:DSD

  • Well there is Artie, whose like the third hottest animated guy ever. (after Flynn Rider and Aladdin) There's one reason to watch it... Just one...

  • it si not like that

  • what the crap is this

  • and some other crap :D

  • -_____________________________­_-

  • I went there. Bitch.

  • "Daddy what's a bastard?"

    "It's what you're going to be if your mom divorces me."

  • fat bastard

  • yeeeeeeeah, ok

  • U SUCK!@*!@&$#*(%P

    

  • Its funny because it is true

    Shrek 1-2 good

    rest is shiz

  • press 1 for bastard

    press 2 for too nervous(in some stupid accent)

    press 3 for turd

    press 4 for fat bastard

    press 5 for a pussy

    press 6 for a turd

    press 7 for a gay homo saying duh everything

    press 8 for...please don't go there

    press 9 for a bad guitar riff.

  • @Matrixman2015 123456789

  • whys every1 moaning O.O this was awesome :D

    lmao :LLL

  • 00:10 zorro

  • the first time i thought shrek said fart faster but he said fat barstard lol

  • fat bastard

  • i hope u die

  • too late

  • 18 seconds

  • you fat basterd

  • whf?

  • it's shit

  • AAAAAAAAEEEEYY!!! YYUUUUUH FAAAATT BARRSSSSTARRDDD

  • guys peter coffin is dead, his fake gf kimi found out he had been cheating with another fake gf , named shaniquah. kimi was so angry that she threw him off the balcony of his apartment building...it totally wasn't suicide.... r.i.p. n00b virgin faggot

  • PETAR IS DA FAT BASTARD

  • someone's mad

  • Your doin it wrong!

  • PETER:@xiaxue you're fake Xiaxue: *Discovers hidden truth* Zorro: Zorro PETER:@xiaxue you're fake Xiaxue: *Discovers hidden truth* Zorro: Zorro PETER:@xiaxue you're fake Xiaxue: *Discovers hidden truth* Zorro: Zorro PETER:@xiaxue you're fake Xiaxue: *Discovers hidden truth* Zorro: Zorro PETER:@xiaxue you're fake Xiaxue: *Discovers hidden truth* Zorro: Zorro PETER:@xiaxue you're fake Xiaxue: *Discovers hidden truth* Zorro: Zorro
  • Hey Peter DoucheBag Coffin, how's your relationship with ManBearPig doing?

  • now this peter douche is going around trolling videos about his downfall using an account created today.THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE KNOW WHAT THIS DOUCHE'S BEEN UP TO!

  • this guy is going to be knowed as the GUY WITH A FAKE GF for the rest of his life......he walks down the street....then someone would say "hey is that the guy with the FAKE GF..hey fake GF guy have you met a new FAKE GF cause you broke up with your previous FAKE GF.wow all of his video should be posted on FAILBLOG channel. thumbs up if you agree

  • What's Cameron Diaz's line?

  • Best thing about this video is that you used Microphone Fiend as Rage Against The Machine at the beginning and the end.

  • you suck cock petter

  • But Shreck had a real girlfriend

  • Shrek:good

    Shrek2:good

    Shrek3:good

    Shrek4:never seen it

  • wow you suck you even have to make up an imaginary girlfriend.

  • @thea831 reddit ftw bro

  • fail

  • gay

  • shrek: fout boustod Donkey: ectapory puss n boots: zoro fiona: todays moist friend

  • Its always entertaining to see a grown man making an online rant about a disney movie.

  • @1234gnrslash It's also entertaining when I realise how childish I am; while reading your comment, the first thing I thought was 'it's Dreamworks, not Disney' ^^"

  • @Axelfireforever I dunno. I don't really care lol... Shrek 1 and 2 were good and 3 sucked but does it really matter that much...

  • Fat bastard

    Alex Foley

    Zorro

    Drew Barrymore's friend

  • lol this is REALY gay -.-''

  • I went to see shrek 4 because I thought maybe it would have improved ... it didn't

  • boooo u suck!

    

  • whats the name of the song in the intro and outro?

  • I like all shreks.... done...

  • Shrek 1 was a beautiful and groundbreaking animation, from memory the second was a disappointment but once i had gotten over my puritan dislike of the second the third and fourth were quite fun. All worth it for the first and parts of the fourth imo.

  • Keep pressing 6 and Shrek himself will appear....

  • Shrek 1 = AWESOME

    Shrek 2 = Still Great

    Shrek 3 = Meh

    Shrek 4 = PIECE OF SHIT

  • im glad im not the only one. shrek 3/4 were shit. the second was the best.

  • My opinion

    Shrek: Awesome

    Shrek 2: Even better

    Shrek 3: What the hell is this crap???

    Shrek 4: ......

  • look, it was cool, till Shrek 3.

    Shrek 3 = shit

    Shrek 4 = just no...

  • Shrek 1 = yhubvuyjhuy

    Shrek 2 = UViujHKYuy

    Shrek 3 = 56w354tt745

    Shrek 4 = !?@><)*^"%£@?"£%

  • I like all shreks...

  • My take......

    Shrek:Great

    Shrek 2:Great

    Shrek 3: Meh

    Shrek 4: OK

  • shrek 1=really good

    shrek 2=funny as hell

    shrek 3= good not great

    shrek 4=very good

    seriously, am i the only person who liked shrek 3?

  • @tommytanker36 Since I was practically raised off of Shrek, I liked all of them, too. I can see why people don't like the last 2 as much, since they weren't really as good as the first 2, but I don't get why die-hard fans of the first 2 hated the last 2.

  • 1,388 people are some other crap

  • All Shreks=FTW

  • Why is this whole page of comments just 2 people trolling each other?

  • @InvaderWakkoReborn I think this man i knew said it best, "as long as there are two people in the world, someone is gonna want to condescend someone else"

  • @InvaderWakkoReborn because your a fucknugget

    

  • i feel brainfuked.

  • um that is so stupid!

  • SHREK 4 is a great movie!!!

    Would have been better with an irish accent for rumplistiskin

  • Shrek went wrong after number 2!!

    Its like the magic was sucked out of it by some evil hoover.....

  • Why does everone hate Shrek 3? It was my fave in the series :)

  • @jetiscute1 Sir, i'm afraid you have herpes.

  • @AlmightyPearHater 1) I'm a girl and 2) I DON'T have herpes. I have an opinion.

  • @jetiscute1 Big words. I might be able to hear them if you came out of the kitchen.

  • @AlmightyPearHater I'm not even gonna waste my time on that but you should know that I'm only 15.

  • @jetiscute1 Oh? And I should care because....? Lol. Im not sexist either. I blame the economy. XD

  • @AlmightyPearHater Lol sure, man XD

  • @jetiscute1 It's funny because we're arguing over nothing

  • @AlmightyPearHater We're not arguing anymore :)

  • @jetiscute1 And we all live happily ever after... XD

  • @AlmightyPearHater The End :3

  • lol the guy at the end looks like shrek

  • why does everyone hate shrek 3 and 4?

    I thought they were pretty good.

  • Shrek 1 = Good Story

    Shrek 2 = Great Humor

    Shrek 3 = WTF?!?

    Shrek 4 = Best Shrek Yet!!

  • Shrek 1= THE BEST

    Shrek 2= Awesome

    Shrek=3 WTF????

    Shrek 4= HORRIBLE FAIL!!!

  • U very hot to me

  • U hot

  • I like all shrek films!!!

  • shrek 1: good

    shrek 2:best shrek movie yet

    shrek 3: i ♥ it

    shrek 4: nah

  • shrek 1:awesome

    shrek 2 i hated this one

    shrek 3 luved it

    shrek 4 meh okay

  • @VIIIFINALFANTASY Why do you hate Shrek 3 and 4?

  • @gameaddict51 because they come under the definition of Steaming pile of dead donkeys in the dictionary.

  • @VIIIFINALFANTASY I know you hate them, but what did you hate about them?

  • @gameaddict51 The third completly lost its charm, it was clear that they had just wanted to get a script out as fast as possible when we were shown the completly wasted king arthur storyline, they literally just went to get him, without anything exciting happening. They bring him back, and this is where you assume the film will kick off, instead they just rush in the big finale, if it's even worth being a finale. As for Shrek 4, well...it dosn't take a genius to figure out why that was bad...

  • @VIIIFINALFANTASY Oh I understand now. Well they can't be worse than Twilight. Nothing is worse than that.

  • @1234gnrslash It's not Disney. It's Dreamworks.

  • shrek 4 was the best one

  • Wow thats mature. A grown man making a video about how Shrek 3 sucks and putting it on youtube... seriously a disney movie?

  • dude thats fuckin stupid the third one was the best asshole

  • @loganator212 ...What?

  • Shrek 1= Havent seen it yet

    Shrek 2= AWESOME!!!!!!!!

    Shrek 3= LOOKS LIKE CRAP!!!!!!!!!

    Shrek 4= I didnt seen it ...

  • shrek 1= awsome

    shrek 2= great

    shrek 3= shit

    shrek 4= who cares?

  • lololololololololololololololo­lolllloooolloo slipknot rules! lololol

    lololol its true!! lololololol lololololol they do!!! lollololololol

  • ur not funny

  • @AskingTransit GTFO

  • thats really funny petercoffin

  • @jamlegendfreaks hua hua texas? haha

  • fot bostud

  • but it was 19 seconds long T_T

  • @Moseleytheawesome No it was 12 sec. cuz he was talking in the end

  • i took my 4 year old cousin to see shrek 4, and this is EXACTLY what he said-

    "What was that piece of cwap?"

  • I found shrek 4 pretty cool. at least, the best SEQUEL so far.

  • lol

  • zorro

  • FAT BASTARD

  • Shrek, I'm very happy for you, Imma let you finish, BUT TOY STORY 3 WAS THE GREATEST ANIMATED FILM OF ALL TIME!!!! OF ALL TIME!!! lol Couldn't resist.

  • @Slashercon I prefer UP

  • @iCryWhenIFail lol, UP is a masterpiece. (along with Pixar's other films.)

  • @Slashercon dude i like up and toy story 3 i cant choose

  • I dont know why but LMFAO :P

  • This made me laugh ("fat bastard!" lol!), but I actually liked Shrek 3. The recurring characters were all still very enjoyable, even if Artie's constant whining did get annoying after a while. And one other thing: they didn't have a sing-a-long at the end! That was all that I saw wrong with the movie.

    Btw: Donkey and Dragon--sooooo cute. <3

  • SHREK = AWESOME!!

    SHREK 2 = AWESOME!

    SHREK THE THIRD = OK

    SHREK FOREVER AFTER = GOOD

  • Shrek 1: Great

    Shrek 2: Good

    Shrek 3: Okay

    Shrek 4: WTF??

    as you can see the Shrek films decrease in awesomeness. thank you for your valuable time.

  • shrek 1- great

    shrek 2- also good shrek 3 - crap not worth making [ shrek 4 - why do they keep making them if it was crap after the 2nd one

  • @caityboo91 there was a deal after the first one was made they said they were going to do four of them.

  • nah nah nah

    shrek = fkin brillient

    shrk 2 = crap

    shrek 3= havnt bothered to see

    and so on

  • hey peter coffin go die

  • 1- GREAT MOVIE!!!

    2- kind of unnecessary... but not bad...

    3- WHAT THE HELL????

    4- Just not worth even seeing.

  • Microphone Fiend intro

  • 678 people missed the dislike button.

  • Hey... This Is 19 Seconds!

  • Shrek 1=Pretty Good

    Shrek 2 =Great

    Shrek 3=Fucking Shit

    Shrek 4=Beyond Fucking Shit

  • @Sandym651 Why do you hate Shrek 3 and 4?

  • @Sandym651 I think Shrek 1 is by far the funniest though.

  • @RWEAnimation I'm really glad you told me that

  • @Sandym651 lol i wasnt talking to you but ok

  • @RWEAnimation If you weren't talking to me then why did i get an email telling me yours opinions on a certain animated feature?

  • @Sandym651 oooh i was telling you because you said Shrek 2 was great

  • @Sandym651 its a family film not a mocho stuff really, want to go see something badass, then try something else. Just saying.

  • @underbow2 What about what I said implied that I wanted to go see a "mocho stuff really" ?

  • Shrek 4 was just pointless.

  • I liked all of the Shreks :)

  • shrek 3D

  • you suck

  • FAT BASTARD! XD

  • hey, Shrek 3 beats anything on the Petercoffin loosers channel

  • Lame.

    You look gay by the way.