Boris Johnson introduces the London Datastore

[pacmandem]

0:38 reminds me of the "no-tie" scenes in The Thick of It...

[weiRdFishYorke]

shouldnt he be working on reducing the mugging and the bike stealing..

[god0fgod]

He chooses some strange words in his sentences.

I wish the Tories would actually cut waste properly rather than taking the drops out of the ocean.

[DeludedPerryfan1980]

JOKE?

[CharmingLordSausage]

London - Shanking Capital of Earth...

[lordsnooty01]

Boris for PM!!

[liferasta1]

Who really voted for this loon to be Mayor? come on somebody did!!!!

I remember the great rugby tackle he did when he was playing a charity football match a few years back, never laughed so hard

[SonofBenevolence]

Don't vote for this!

[DickieDumbkins]

Boris the buffoon. Great comedian. Look forward to the day when clowns are running the circus. No idea what he's on about but he's the only Tory I'd vote for.  Long live The Monster Raving Loony Party.

[mesticoprincesa]

I love Boris!

[aberdonianwanger]

You can imagine him mincing about in the "madness of King George" dressed in Highland tartan pretending he is a horse....He really is the most gormless pillock I hav ever seen. I kind of "Tim nice but bloody stupid"

[UnfreeKingdom]

Scruffy Bastard get a real job.

Asswipe

[GrievousTradesInc]

he has, its called Mayor of London

[PersianPaladin]

But Boris, California State is officially bankrupt.

[JustB3NJI]

Boris should breakdance to raise money for Haiti!!! NO thats something I'd definatly pay to see - if he was willing to put the effort in!

[seehispugnosedface]

1. Is Boris incapable of putting a tie on?

2. Why does Boris focus so much on negative aspects of city life ie mugging, bike theft?

3. Why is Boris copying Californian initiatives when California is run by a load of nazis?

I can answer all three of these questions. Cos Boris is a scruffy, Daily Mail reading wankstain without an original idea on how to run a city in his fluffy head.

[Misssallysucker]

Do a youtube search for

"The Outlaw Gordon Brown"

The brand new single about the British PM

[ThePAULOPABLO]

0.1% growth over christmas is pathetic VAT rise and heavy snowfall means it's a money on bet that the recession will double dip. Really is everyone going to spend more than they did over chrsitmas????

[ThePAULOPABLO]

Gordon Brown has but this country in debt which will take years to put back on track. He has also taken out PSI in the Billions of pounds range which will in 2035 or so will increase a debt further.

[ThePAULOPABLO]

Were going to have a double dip due to Gordon Brown. Remember he was the one who brought in the three tier banking system with the treasury, The Bank of England and the FSA. He is the guy who want the banks to stay the same and not pass regulation to control the banks risk taking. This recession has been the longest on record and this year the worst for growth since 1921 (4.8% decline).

[admiralgustil]

0:20 "wheres a great place to get mugged" haha

[mats5]

try se london plenty of imported muggers round here.

[MrGordongecko2007]

It's called a recession...

[SegaFanClub]

eh? the datastore stuff seems an interesting, relevant and easily enough implemented idea so as to fit into todays consumer culture. All that is well and good

Although surely this type of information is likely to make people worry about DPA (that is only if the information isn't statistics which are already readily available) and has vast limitations on its usefulness

my guess is that most the information will only be able to be used as a sort of gimmick (ie. will i get stabbed if i go x) etc.

[79jethro]

This is just a step closer to mandatory data chipping where the government knows where you like an animal.

[philliperry77]

THanks Boris, looking forward to the great places where i can get mugged

[admiralgustil]

@philliperry77 fucking funny!

[UKDirtySecret]

John Adam Street Club - City of London

look it up Boris does

We Have Here The Major Centre For The Control Of The UK.. Not Only The Benefactor From Destruction Of The UK, Very Much The Cause, This Is The British Crowns Secret Control Centre

[Cena60793]

I dislike the Tories, but Boris happens to be one of the diamonds in the rough of it!

[theheathmould]

has it got anything to do with class?.

[dominussapiens]

Genius.

[MrGordongecko2007]

BORIS FOR PM!!!

[Brownandbust]

gets my vote.

[Goolz]

boris for PM!!!

[perfacetus]

Great place to get mugged, best line ever!

Still, Boris is brilliant, his 'original' phraseology just adds to his charm.

[instantface]

Boris in HD = WOO!

[justpostit]

great place to get mugged lol.

[pinochet222]

what was successful in California?? It's a bankrupt state!