Funniest moments of A scanner darkly

[MiKhAiL0vIcH]

Barris: Alright, I'm gonna give you a little feedback since you seem to be proceeding through life like a cat without whiskers perpetually caught behind the refrigerator. Your life and watching you live it is like a gag-reel of ineffective bodily functions. I swear to god that a toddler has a better understanding of the intricacies of chew-swallow-digest-don't kill yourself on your TV dinner! And yet you've managed to turn this near death fuckup of yours into a moral referendum on me!

[MiKhAiL0vIcH]

Good video but I can't believe you left out Luckman's near-death-fuckup-scene man, that one is hilarious!xD

Luckman: You're the only person in the known universe who's never heard of the Heimlich maneuver?

[kyrakyramyra]

"Do you like cats?"

"Drippy little things, moving along, about a foot above the ground."

"You mean ON the ground?"

I wish tis was in there. The whole misunderstanding of it is brilliant.

[yewtubemike]

what kind of bug? bout to get fucked up bitch beetle! hahaha i love this movie.

[HectorVII]

fuck robert downey is in this and hes a gangster so now i have to watch it

[Tandranael]

or as german would say: Leiser...which means be cool....Nope...Leiser means: Be more silent!...Verdammte Deutsch Englisch Übersetzungen xD!!

[SonOfSonyard]

What if they stomp the animals?!

[thewbaca]

what a great book!

[bodyarmored]

"What kind of bug?" "About to get fucked up, bitch beetle."

[AC101666]

RDJ at 1:15.

Fuckin priceless.

[MrIHunter1]

Imagin what that truck driver was thinking through all that. Probably "Wow these guys are fucked up

[iBecomingInsane]

@MrIHunter1

Right that truck driver did not want anything to do with their conversation.

[2dum2liv]

that reminds me of all the fucked up pranks we use to do to some of my friends when they're taking too much drugs. haha,

[invalidatemyass]

@2dum2liv gotta love a good spin out

[eaaalia]

This movie is fucked up. Absolutely phenomenal.

[VincentTON420]

"what do you think happend to the missing gears?"

[bigbearconnor]

TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTAL, TOTALLY, TOTAL, TOTAL

[dirtywaff]

"What if they stomp the animals?"

[jessiejlp1987]

i was so pissed when i turned this on and it was a cartoon but it turned out to not be so bad. the cinamentography is insane

[laynefuller]

i guess it means im a fucked up person if this is the kinda movie i laugh out loud too... love it..loooooove it...

[invalidatemyass]

@laynefuller considering i named the video 'funniest moments,' no you aint fucked up

[mhaas871]

@invalidatemyass and you sir nailed it. got all the scenes i wanted *golfclap

[dmohr7]

pause at 3:33 wtf look at downey

[BlaseReality]

@dmohr7 LMAO!!

[dmohr7]

total total total totally total total total providence hahahahahah!



[yourflag]

"no, no-it is you-ga-ga-goo that're fuk-gupt-eup!"

[Hellblazer311]

this movie sucked why did they make it a carton

[harropizza]

@Hellblazer311

its rotoscoping

[TheShizWhizhonkytonk]

The guy who wrote the novel is Phillip K. Dick. Who also did Screamers with Peter Weller, you know the guy who played robocop. He's an amazing writer check him out, YOU GYPSIE GRIFTERS

[Patchworkdrum]

@TheShizWhizhonkytonk Such an amazing author.

[kgmk93]

@TheShizWhizhonkytonk Schizos are capable of some pretty amazing things. Dicky is a testament to that one.. Oh, and don't forget about BladeRunner!!

[doteownz]

"stay there freck the frac"

"barris is on the attack?"

[anormalzombie]

"Are you bullshitting us or not, I just simply never know with you. Is he fucking with us, Bob?"

[ryanjaimed]

"about to get fucked up bitch beetle" hahaha my fav scene

[CleverScreenNameHere]

I love RDJ's face as he says, "I wrote, 'Come on in the door's unlocked." It's great.

[matthewlax13]

such a great movie