David Spade is the biggest fucking douchebag EVER. Did ANYONE seen him at foxwoods a few years ago with Todd glass as his opener? His show was so bad that he started talking shit to the audience because nobody was laughing and he cut his show short and walked off angry. People started to walk out all pissed off and then Todd Glass came back out to try to save the show. I got the tickets for free but, What a fucking piece of shit he is. Somebody who was there back me up and add on.
@thekoolestguyaaa You don't have a single fact to back up any of that. Just because he didn't publicly say anything you don't know whether he said something privately or not.
@thekoolestguyaaa how do you know he didnt try to help and its not his fault chris had a drug problem if you wanna be mad at someone be mad at chris he is the one that killed himself from drug overdose
its late at night,i have school tomorrow but i'm going to watch this hours long david spade stand up, and if the teachers ask me why i'm tired i'm going to calmly say
"because i was fucking watching david spade's stand up show Take the Hit, because i know that david spade fucking rocks"
I saw this on Comedy Central a year or so ago, completely unaware the Spade did stand-up. Now, I wonder why the hell he doesn't do this more often. As awesome as grown-ups was [/sarcasm] I think stand-up is his real niche.
Thanks so much for uploading this!! This is one of the rarest David Spade items to find!! I'm lucky enough to have it on DVD. I LUV IT! David is hilarious!!!
Thank you, thank you! Lost the VHS years and years ago.
LWOPP 1 day ago
*sees comments about watching this at exactly 6:00, looks at time.* it's 5:59. :b
PleaseDontGoCryBaby 3 days ago
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David Spade is the biggest fucking douchebag EVER. Did ANYONE seen him at foxwoods a few years ago with Todd glass as his opener? His show was so bad that he started talking shit to the audience because nobody was laughing and he cut his show short and walked off angry. People started to walk out all pissed off and then Todd Glass came back out to try to save the show. I got the tickets for free but, What a fucking piece of shit he is. Somebody who was there back me up and add on.
turdpowerz 3 days ago
schindlers fist had my rollin!!!! XD
bizzareo456 1 week ago
He has the cutest laugh!
mileyfan634 2 months ago
OHHHH! SCHENDLERS FIST.........
cavalierfan1995 2 months ago
was he in styx?
48mmwatch 2 months ago
sploosh! hahahahahahaha
tivins64 2 months ago
Man on man loving the music at the beginning and end :D
SPACEHOG
4221joel 3 months ago
Man on man loving the music at the beginning and end :D
4221joel 3 months ago
Never seen him do stand up, and I didn't know if it would be funny but it's actually really good.
heatbucspies55 3 months ago
This dude is hilarious!!!
ZepFan1973 4 months ago
very funny dave
Ballsie1128 4 months ago
I am watching this at exactly 6 am lol!!
Venusdoom420 5 months ago
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yurismir1 4 months ago
@Venusdoom420 Me too! Weird!
yurismir1 4 months ago
Classic
solomade3 5 months ago
Hilarious
PREDMORE86 5 months ago
LOL "HOUSE KEEPING!" reference to 'Tommy Boy'
MrSyntheticDesign 6 months ago
this much will get her wasted n this much will kill her..... so theres a little play there hahah gold
michael04111986 6 months ago
"...where'd you put my fucking drink down..." haha
MCPR10 7 months ago
@thekoolestguyaaa You don't have a single fact to back up any of that. Just because he didn't publicly say anything you don't know whether he said something privately or not.
jamieelynnx 7 months ago
happy birthday
kitkatsweetie15 7 months ago
EMPEROR KUZCO
DejaBlue95 7 months ago 2
He got a Scary Movie 2 hand lol. David Spade; funny motherfucker. Watch that movie Grown Ups.
MrInfamous1984 8 months ago
knock knock knock....house keeping :D
begarfield12 8 months ago
@thekoolestguyaaa how do you know he didnt try to help and its not his fault chris had a drug problem if you wanna be mad at someone be mad at chris he is the one that killed himself from drug overdose
coke378 8 months ago
Yeah David Spade is totally freaking hot. I've had a crush on him since I was twelve and I'm 26 now. And he's still totally hot lol! :)
gnd8277 8 months ago
@thekoolestguyaaa You're so off base. But thanks for giving me a good laugh.
Lubbylove89 9 months ago
What the song??
TREASUREBROWN 9 months ago
@TREASUREBROWN In The Meantime by Spacehog
redcthulhu 7 months ago
@thekoolestguyaaa really? do you know him personally? stfu
bullseye1196 9 months ago
He's so cute with his little hand :D
appletinihamshire 10 months ago
whats the song called when hes running up the stage
goofykid111 11 months ago
@goofykid111 in the meantime by spacehog!
whattf73 10 months ago
7 page fax, first one's just gotta big F on it... hahaha
whattf73 11 months ago 4
i can't be the only one who thinks that david spade is hot right?
whibru179 11 months ago 4
@whibru179 Don't worry your not the only one ;)
Love4Pop 11 months ago 3
@Love4Pop To be honest I find him rather sexual aswell, nomnomnom :'3
Skullkid131 10 months ago
2 people live between 1st and 7th floor
basketball1073 1 year ago
Lmao! "you don't need to English...it'd be NICE...a PLUS..." and this was even before all the immigration mess...
This was a great show. I just got it from Amazon pretty cheap...
filmsensei 1 year ago
spacehog kicks ass
armlessmcgurk 1 year ago
The song is "In The Meantime" by Spacehog.
bolkovr 1 year ago
@bolkovr Tank you!
SirTaylorRyan 1 year ago
Song title anybody?
SirTaylorRyan 1 year ago
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best comedy show ever
dandidm1 1 year ago
first seven floors are a homeless shelter......i'm on 8
friendofsyd 1 year ago
you suck how about being funny like Dana carvery you don't have 1tenth of his talent you suck try being funny.
scorpioman1000 1 year ago
his hir is like ellens at one time!
Isabella9609 1 year ago
What's the song called at the beginning?
ThePaintedOddity82 1 year ago
eety bitty gang bang.... that had me laughing.
parahumanoid 1 year ago
haha TOTAL quote from Tommy Boy " knock knock knock hose keeping? NO need Sleepy!!!"
123turb 1 year ago
Ah the 90's. When a mediocre comedian can be cheered on for walking to a stage, to inspirational happy moment music.
Chellout619 1 year ago
@Chellout619 fuck off.
Revan540 1 year ago
its late at night,i have school tomorrow but i'm going to watch this hours long david spade stand up, and if the teachers ask me why i'm tired i'm going to calmly say
"because i was fucking watching david spade's stand up show Take the Hit, because i know that david spade fucking rocks"
imagleek85 1 year ago
hehehe seriously...why??? essshhh
imagleek85 1 year ago
He made a mention of Chris Farly.
coolerruler1 1 year ago
This is Spade's finest moments. Great stand-up.
findjinn 1 year ago
I saw this on Comedy Central a year or so ago, completely unaware the Spade did stand-up. Now, I wonder why the hell he doesn't do this more often. As awesome as grown-ups was [/sarcasm] I think stand-up is his real niche.
TomCruiseHere 1 year ago
Was this really 12 years ago? Gaah! I'm so old!
GameMaster255 1 year ago
oh man he's hilarious!
appletinihamshire 1 year ago
Thanks jgreen. I love david! (and my name is Jennifer Green, so that's fun too!)
megan8madonna 1 year ago
Lol that bus impression was perfect
MindstormRecs 1 year ago 41
lol AMERICA everytime he mentions drugs or alchol the crowd goes YEAH!
BabyShugz 1 year ago
So thats why every single slut I see wears pink on a daily basis.
redblackwhiteblanket 1 year ago
ee eeeeeeeee pshhhhh brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnn
rossm21uk 1 year ago
wats that opening music?
H43N 1 year ago
@H43N It's "In the Meantime" by spacehog
jtsmizzack 1 year ago
Hahaha lmfao Ur wearing pink hun you know how that goess
annaciaraally 1 year ago
Dam i miss chris farley
murleman 1 year ago
ROFLMAO!!!
3:05 "house keeping??"
Ecofreak96 1 year ago
this guy is hilarious lol, i saw him on tv last night
xenonecromera 1 year ago
omg he drives around looking for shade like i do LOL, big leaf lol
starspangled86 1 year ago
Thanks so much for uploading this!! This is one of the rarest David Spade items to find!! I'm lucky enough to have it on DVD. I LUV IT! David is hilarious!!!
RodStewartfan1 1 year ago
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Derleiter17 2 years ago
Thx O_o
jgreene02 2 years ago
Thank you,thank you,thank you jgreene02,i have been looking for this FOREVER!please leave it up!
clone63742 2 years ago 38
Ha, np.
jgreene02 2 years ago 7
@jgreene02 Same here! Taped it and then I stupidly loaned it to someone... and never got the tape back.
janelanemle1979 5 months ago