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  • Sir, that was the GREATEST driving I've seen anyone one do on this game! Your are the MAN!

  • why diddnt you just go to the pay and spray? fix ur car and no cops :\

  • I already answered that in a previous response, but here it its again (same response as before):

    I usually try to avoid the Pay n Sprays unless I absolutely have to use them. They make the Wanted Level disappear instantly, but I find looking for the Police Bribes a little more challenging.

  • LOL @ 6:18

    - Hey! If I kill him do I get a medal?

    - You get TWO! :D

  • i hv no idea u can get to san fierro like that lmfao

  • type dis cheat to fix car

    hesoyam

  • blocked

  • @Mr2008genevieve hesoyam is like the best cheat ever, it can give u full health , full armor and even fix ur car

  • you need only to mission if you want o cases aroundthe all maps

  • wow i am gm thony i am expert like him but i am finish all missions

  • The last jump was 60% skill, 30%luck and 10% training :D

  • what if you missed the jump?

  • 3:06 saved by the ranger (by getting busted) XD

  • Why you do so EXPERT you can do a cheat for bullit

  • ah yes, I have to block you now. I block anyone that suggests that I use cheats.

  • Tried 3 times, cant get the bullet to make that last jump..

  • BULLET A.K.A FORD GT...ISNT IT?

  • Kind of. San Andreas takes place in 1992, and the Ford GT didn't exist back then, so the Bullet would modeled after the 1966 Ford GT40, which was the predecessor to the Ford GT.

  • Can't watch on iPod :(

  • how many gears does that car have :S

  • 4:57 Fail :)

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  • I wish CJ narrated through thought throughout the entire game. Would have been more - I dunno - theatrical.

  • 3:56 cj broke all the bones in his body :)

  • That police truck was on cj's side :) 3:06

  • does he not kno tha i u spray paint it the stars go away

  • I purposely did this without using the Pay 'n' Spray; I find it more challenging that way, and fun.

  • Hey did you guys hear what the cop in the chopper said at 06:19 - 06:22 " Hey, if I kill him do I get a medal? You did too." lol

  • @FlaminToxicroak3325 accually its not "you did too" , its the other guy in the helicopter saying "you get two"

  • @alyl603 I thought something was wrong with the voice, anyway that was a fun dialogue.

  • ITS EASY 2 GET THOSE CARS ITS CALLED GO TO SANTA MARIA BEACH

  • Hey, bud, looks like your computer's broke; your CAPSlock doesn't seem to shut off.

    In response to your comment: the Bullet won't appear in Los Santos unless something else triggers it to be there, such as the Vigilante Mission or zone-switching from Las Ventures to Los Santos, otherwise the Bullet would never appear in Santa Maria Beach.

  • @MrNasirsmith - You're probably thinking of the "Banshee"...they look similar to the "Bullet". I've seen those around the Santa Maria Beach area.

  • best crash 03:04  07:00

  • CJ likes the PCJ

  • ahhhh memories

  • or you could type in the cheat: everyoneisrich and get a bullit fast. i have two of those bullits in my grage

  • Why would anyone want to use cheats?

  • u drove in car like me, on motor as pro, and in san fierro/flint country as a cursed person, who never has any luck :P nice vid, though :[)

  • You get so lucky in all these how to vids lol. 3:03 that cop had you then BOOM police truck saves you, and on the bike constantly skimming walls and lamposts when dodging cars.

    But you do have impecable bike skills, I crash a shit ton, usually cause I see a sloped wall and cant resist or some shit like that lol... Thanks for the guides anyways bro.

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  • what did ou use to record this game what software

  • Why didn't you pay 'n spray insted of picking up all those cob bribes?

  • I usually try to avoid the Pay n Sprays unless I absolutely have to use them. They make the Wanted Level disappear instantly, and I find looking for the Police Bribes a little more challenging.

  • @ZMOONCHILD btw ur savegames are awsome :)

  • @Xx0115 and he doesent have the pns unlocked yet.

  • in 3:06 you have a cvhance that the police didn't got you xD and then the police car got you

  • 2:57 "ITS ON NOW!" *BOOF*

  • 3:06 LOL!!!

  • FAIL AT 3:55

  • Hey can you show me a pic of the location because i didn't find it

  • thx alot

  • ok but where will the bandito be?

  • The Bandito is located in San Fierro, and it's the only Bandito available at the very beginning of the game. It's on the beach on the western coastline, south of the Gant Bridge near a small boardwalk.

  • Why don't you just use a plane???

  • I have made several videos that show how to access locked areas of San Andreas at the very beginning of the game. In several of those videos I showed how to jump the gate at Los Santos Airport and steal a Shamal jet. I'm not going to do that in every video,so I created different methods to access those locked areas. In this video I used the NRG-500.

    Just search my other videos,and you can watch one where I stole a jet, and flew to a locked area.

  • Where is it? I can't find it

  • Hey can you make a video of how to get the bandito at th ebegging of the game or u cant?

  • I've tried to get the Bandito. I just could never make the jump across, but at least one other person claims to have done it.

  • I can't believe you were actually bothered to do all that ... *yawn*. For me, I wouldn't mind waiting later on in the game to get the bullet.

  • I’m so sorry, your highness. Maybe I should make another video that you'll approve of; would that satisfy you, or are you going to type out the word *yawn* again? That was just so cute and adorable of you.

  • @ZMOONCHILD What ... ?

  • Don't worry, CrazyyBodyguard, you're just a little slow. Maybe one day you'll catch on, or maybe not.

  • @ZMOONCHILD Dude, was there anything I said that offended you?

  • Dude, how many more comments are you are going leave?

  • the beggining song made me nostalgia

  • can you make a video showing how to get bulletproof cars from girlfriends(when one girl catches you with another girl), or if you have already made one, cud you post the link....please & thanks

  • I haven't made one of those videos, but that's a good idea. Unfortunately I'm very busy lately, and I have a hard time getting around to making any new videos, but I'll see what I can do.

  • like a real pro man !!!! :D ROFLMAO when the police rancher killed the cop that almost busted him xD xD xD xD

  • You could just show the location on the map

  • Just showing the location on the map would make this an incredibly short video; about 5 seconds long.

  • @ZMOONCHILD Why did u need to make it long? Watching this i'm loosing 10 minutes ofmy life... -_-

  • Okay, that's cool. I'll just block you, then you won't have to worry about "loosing" any more minutes of your life; though I'm not sure exactly what "loosing" means, but just hang loose, this video won't be bothering you anymore.

  • you rock!!!!!!!!!

  • Thanks for showing me how to get the cropduster i had been playing that game and i wanted that plane so badly.

  • There's another Cropduster in the desert too.

    Here's a video that shows where that one is:

    Fa1tb49t1TE

    go to 7.34

  • man the gta police get payt to much

  • and at the final u fall on water

  • this is useless

  • Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas IS THE LEGEND ! it should be GTA5

  • lol u crashed a few times...

    good vid

  • You're good player!?

  • Cool video. And another thing: Pay n' Spray is for the weak ones! :D

  • what programme do u record with

  • everybody knows that u have to cross the border duh

  • i love that bike <3

    *whacks woman off bike

    ouww

  • So...Ur good at this eh...I wanted 2 ask u a question....1nce i was playin gtasa on my friends ps2...and i tried to goto area 51 with the flyin cheat....and then suddenly everything got messed up and i was in egypt or something...with pyramids and everythin..does that usually happen?

  • @fanofsongs no lol thats fucked up shit lol

  • the link in description doesn't work.

  • sorry about that, carlitoslemon. If no one downloads a file for over 30 days, then the link will stop working. I'll see if I still have the saved-game stored somewhere, and then change the link.

  • 3:56 fail xD

  • 3:05 that was close

  • 3:06 cj gots owned!

  • man i thought bullet is the bst.. but when i drove, i hated it.. infernus is the bst :P

  • lol man wooooww.. i was searching for bullet for 2 hours.. i just watched this vdo.. and then opened the game... as the game loaded.. i just found a bullet in frn of me.. lol... i m still rofl and lmao... lol ;)

  • man you are really helpful!! thank you!!!

  • i can go there without wanted lvl because i unlocked it but i'll watch and find out where to get it

  • I was hoping there would be a bullet in los santos

  • I love the bullet

  • how is one *better* than another on GTA? i dont understnad? besides if u can kill somone nice driving btw

  • can u use a computer controller to play dis

  • lol mood ruiner 02:56

  • LOVE IT

  • You would have been busted if that cop car hadnt hit your bike and the other cop.

  • I love your videos, they are so awesome. I only started to play GTA:SA again after I dusted off my xbox a week ago - I haven't really played any consoles in forever because of work and other stuff - and to know how much cool stuff you can do without cheats and being a fat loser is just great. Really highlights your skills when you can run through a 4 star wanted level, with the very beginning stats, and make it all the way back to the grove. Great video and still entertaining for some of us!

  • the best car is Infernus

  • @FGT1000 actully the tuned elegy is fast, better steering, and heavy. but alot of people either dont find it, dont put the right upgrades, or cant drive it.

  • @thecatyoukai no men, the fastest car is infernus

    im stunter and i know it

    elegy have max 160km/h

    the infernus 221km/h

    tested with cam hack

  • @FGT1000 The elegy has good handling, where as infernus doesnt. The elegy might not have the topspeed, but its handling and accelaration is better, making it more relyable.

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  • @thecatyoukai no men, the best car is infernus ok??

    i have many experience in the sa

  • @FGT1000 First, im a fucking girl.

    Second, your a fucking idiot, speed is pointless with handling

    Third: im dont with you.

  • @thecatyoukai modding the handling is for noobs

    and I mean with natural handling ok bicht??

  • @FGT1000 Nice spelling. It's always nice to see that the japanese girl can spell "bitch" and you cant. ANd even untuned, it's better.

  • @thecatyoukai shut up bicht

  • @FGT1000 ooooh internet insults. Im terrified. Get a life. Contact me again and i DDOS your pathetic ass. A week or so without internet might teach you to go outside.

  • @thecatyoukai shut up japanese bicht :)

  • thanx a lot man

  • 4:55

    star fail.

  • @mpg272727 you cant remove stars with police bribes when you're on an island you arent supposed to access yet

  • y para que carajo queres tener el bullet al comienzo del juego?? pasense por mi canal que ahi si , hay misione serias

  • you know SA like the palm of your hand ¿you have made an easter egg video or something like that?

  • where can i get a slamvan

  • why don't you go to pay spray? your car is on smoke like hell ! ;P

  • I'm trying to make it more challenging, by heading all the way back to Grove Street without repairing the car. I also don't want to completely lose the Wanted Level all at once. It's all for fun.

    :)

  • 1st name of the video was world of crashes? lolololol

  • Best GTA ever.. GOd i Miss It !!!!

  • sorry, but only losers use cheats.

  • @ZMOONCHILD i use cheats u idiot

  • blocked

  • @ZMOONCHILD erm no they dont

  • erm, yes, only losers use cheats.

  • @ZMOONCHILD erm no they dont :)

    Completed the game for pc and xbox atleast 4 times eaqch (100% completion FYI) without cheats

    Im ranked 9th on the pc-online

    i sometimes use cheats in single player ? your saying im a loser when im clearly better than you ?

  • erm, yes, losers use cheats.

    I've completed San Andreas on PC 8 times to 100% Game Progress, I've helped several people pass missions over at GTAForums, which means I've done the hardest missions dozens of times over, and I've never used cheats, with the exception of helping people who have permanently glitched their game by using the 'Peds Riot' cheat, in order to help them finish the game.So how are you better than me if you've used cheats?

    Where is this "pc-online" that you ranked 9th on?

  • @ZMOONCHILD do you mod

  • There are no mods in the videos on this channel, but I do use mods on my other channel:

    ZMOONCHILDmods

  • It can be find too at Burger Shot near Paradise (The street where Katie lives.)

  • 3:05 lol! the cop was nearly to get you and then the Ranger crushed you both xD

  • 9:47 it sais:press w to exit a vechile.

  • 2:58-3:09 OF SHIT!!!!

  • so takative

    cool video xD

  • Does anyone know where i can find the horknife,Im havin trouble findin it

  • The Hotknife can only be gotten two ways:

    1) all-Golds in Driving School

    2) in the Vigilante Missions (sometimes)

    here's the video:

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  • @ZMOONCHILD 3 ways :P

  • Then what's the third way?

  • @ZMOONCHILD I know you will hate me for it but you can get hotknife by cheat too :P I don't say cheats are good but it IS a way ...

  • @ZMOONCHILD thers many more ways to get it.....

  • You're saying there are many ways to get the Hotknife? Then please tell me these many ways of acquiring it (without cheats or mods). I'd like to hear them.

  • @ZMOONCHILD theres about 4 spawn glitches on the pc version

  • As I already said, please tell me the many ways in which the Hotknife can be obtained. Describe these 4 spawn glitches that you're referring to. If they're legitimate, then I can test them out and verify your assertion. Your response to me was very vague.

  • @ZMOONCHILD wow you can use big words ? lol if your so good at this game then you'll know about these spawn points on the pc version

    Cya

  • Well, to someone with a lack of knowledge about the game, then those would seem like big words. You can "Laugh Out Loud" at yourself all you want, but you still haven't said where the "spawn points" or "spawn glitches" are located. Yes, I agree with you, I am very good with the game, and there are no other places to get the Hotknife, and that's a fact. If you know of any locations where they appear, then please have the courtesy of presenting it. Just saying something is so doesn't make it true.

  • @TedWinni Dude you fucking suck at this game. if you're so badass i dont think you'd be so quick to make outlandish claims without backing them up with any evidence. the hotknife does not spawn glitch anywhere in the game. yeah and putting in the cheat doesnt count either. ZMOON you did a good job but i'd still drive some circles around you on the NRG, possibly run ya over a couple of times too.

  • @fuckingintense seriously you know fuckign nothing

  • yeah real sound bch¡¡ hahaha

  • STUPID POLICE ALWAYS MAKING U FALL OFF UR BIKE BTW U USED A NEW GAME so u dont have enough cycling skill

  • Nice!!!

    Love the Gta vids!!! :D

  • i just used the cheat sport car traffic and there everywere and cheetahs and euro's and turismos and shit xD

  • okay, that's fine... but I don't use cheats.

  • it can be find on doherty near railways,just like the venue of counter strike

  • Do you mean that the Bullet can be found in the back-alley in Doherty near the railroad tracks? If so, that's what I already showed in this video, did you even watch it?

    I have no idea what you mean by "venue of counter strike" ; there's nothing like that in San Andreas.

  • How can you give a single color to the bullet from transfender

  • Choose the same color for both sections of the car, and it'll look like a single color (with no stripe).

  • Mate! you naughty!

    good job and even whitout cheats thats amazing as i do it i have like done 20 cheats

  • i found it at burger shot near paradise =)

  • right b4 the beginning of the video,b4 the cop throws u out of the car activate the jp cheat it will say wasted but all the ammo nations n stuff will b opened lol

  • Thanks, but I don't use cheats in my videos. Someone else may like to do that though.

    :)

  • @ZMOONCHILD i fucking love u videos XD thhank you i got minigun =3

  • what is jp cheat?

  • wow. going down the train tracks is a good idea until a train comes:-(

  • Yes, the trains really caused a lot of problems in this video, didn't they? There were just so many of them, weren't there? (sarcasm)

  • dude can you make a tutorial video for fiding the sniper rifles at los santos.. :D