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  • im sorry to say this but your so beautiful and you just talking about sex gets me in mood.

  • for some weird reason the girl video is soo pretty lol

  • Lol your gorgeous girl. Its semi sad when people go in depth about stuff like this though xD Why not just make your own porno? Its great funn :)

  • Softcore has better storylines. Most hardcore porn is non stop fucking for 25min., five minute scene of actors/actresses talking, then back to fucking for another 25 min. with a different character. Lol

    And besides, you can't go wrong with Beverly Lynne and Christine Nguyen. Hehehe

  • hehehe ur soooo funnyyyyy.......

  • lol were u drunk while seeing porn?

  • i like softcore porn better because i don't have to look at nobody suckin even thought softcore aint real i just like to watch it

  • How is that sad on any level? You watch a lot of porn, it's healthy.

  • ikr! I thought i was the only 1!

  • that is true in hardcore porn. a cable repair man comes to a house with a hot milf and he tries to fix the cable but he doesnt and the milf is mad and says your just going to have to fuck me which be funny.

  • you're cute

  • You look alot like Milla Jovovich

  • you'd be MAJORLY surprised how many "People" watch this so called "SHIT" as you describe, because for men (and I'm pretty sure most men) don't care or not whether if it's very fake or not. If there are really hot girls, you got em' hooked. Also, it's not that limited to showing genital area's, because you do see vaginal regions, they just don't go forceful in that area If YaknowwhatImean. It should be pretty obvious though that there are never phallic shots, cause there aimed strictly for men.

  • Haha funny

  • Omg I notice softcore porn characters all the time...It's the most awful thing ever...It is quite depressing. XD

  • What's even more depressing is that she shared this experience with us... And we're still watching her talk about it!

  • Wow, you say Bagingo to~ I frickin' luv scrubs! Lol sense Im more of a yaoi fanboy otaku w/e, idk its just uncomfortable for me to say the women's region, so I stole bagingo from scrubs XD.

  • u started writing some notes... -.-

  • I actually prefer softcore porn sometimes. I'm always impressed by the ammount of camera work that goes into it, compared to hardcore porn. They actually try to make the girl look as attractive as possible, which is a lot more arousing then having some guys balls in your face, while hes banging a chick........

  • I know what you mean. I'm sick of disgusting ass shots where they show a guy's hairy ass for ten minutes. >___>

  • @ultimatekai Ahahaha funny and so true =)

  • @ultimatekai LOL :)

  • Ha Me Too!!! You ever seen Lord of the G-String? Hilarious movie!

  • beautiful

  • hey what all do u make vids about

  • hahahaa u watch porn?!?!

  • Who doesnt?

  • lolzz

  • oh man this shit is too funny .... great post

  • OMG! Yeah I can relate like back when I watched porn, yeah things were out of control! So glad I dont watch that crap anymore. Anyway this vid was posted the day after my B-day, pretty cool. Not that anyone cares.

  • ahahaha

    porn

  • what is that fat piece of shit to the left of you?

  • her knee lol

  • This girl has an encylopediac knowlege of porn. OMG!!! Where was she when I was single?

  • this shits funny. but does sex games cancun still come on?

  • yes

  • yes

  • she faps to it, making excuses that say it sucks

  • If I wanted to do that, I would just go out and have actual sex, thanks.

  • win

  • @ultimatekai Why don't you?

  • @ultimatekai Husband alert?

  • hey are you nash's cousin>?

  • watch a movie for a story. and well the diference between soft porn and hard core is the first one leaves u soft

  • lmao

  • XD I am laughing like so hard right now.

    Lmaooo. Nice.

  • I almost feel inclined to ask you for help in finding a porno I saw a long time ago... and remember because of the plot... but I really don't know how that could be helped.

  • This shits funny dude, you're def right.

  • Sex games are also gay, like Koreans. They show nothing in soft-core porn.

  • There's a storyline in porn?

  • Yes, ALOT. lol.

  • Then I don't know where the hell mine comes from then.

  • ha, who knows!?! lol.

    (:

    some it depends.

  • omg i had the same thing happen to me. i was watching this porn called titties and pink (lol) and later on i watched some of hbo and say the same Asian girl on it. i like her better when she was hardcore lol.

  • u are nice i wish my gf can be like u she freacks out when i whach porn any ways u are cool i meant

  • I know exactly how you feel.... omg umf.

  • dude sex games cancuns porn is asome even if there is no gina

  • @070707shane070707 uhh yeah there is

  • lmao thought i was the only person that was watching those just to make fun of the (moanning and looking at a wall at the same time)

  • Holy crap,the key!

  • they recycle actors in porn

  • wow

  • wow you watch so meny porn .....

    whats the channle?

  • well lets see if u dish network its on channel 310 then theres zanes sex chronicles and co-ed those r the porns they come on at 10:00

  • man i don't have 310 channles i think.....

    well i'll try but dose it show every day?

  • i used to watch those

  • Hotel Erotica... lol Never seen it.

    It seems you watch lots of porn O_O

  • Its really sad if you watch a hentai or porn and Can identify the director just but either character design or plot. as well as nam every thing that director worked on

  • 666 views.

  • I used to watch Passion Cove when I was 11 and it was the coolest thing ever then. I've seen Hotel Erotica a few times and the plot > the sex.

  • no whats sad, is if when ur watchin a softcore porn and then the next day u see one of the people doing a commercial for a law firm

  • ROTFL

  • 0:30 Hey! Scrubs reference! :D

  • Actually, look up anything by Jess Franco or a movie called Emanuelle, I prefer exploitation films myself, including Shaft, and Shaft in Africa. XD

    And if you really want something fun to watch, look up Death Race 2000.

  • I saw Hotel Eroctica. o_o;;

  • you make so many funny videos

    Well this on I think I've seen Hotel Erotica before

    It has a good plot

  • The revelations of soft core porn! Voodoo Dollz: Lust Potion #9 Monique Parent and Syren...The hottest soft core scene EVER!!!!

  • LOL NOTES XDDD 5\5 fav :D i love you're porn rants they are SOO FUNNY

  • The first porn that I've ever watched was something with pornstar Azlea Antistia in it but she is retired now

  • forbidden science has a cool plot

  • They want to ban sexual material for minors D:

    But I know it's already illegal for minors to watch porn, and I do anyway, so it's okay ^^

    Anyway, porn is great.

  • the 1st porn ive ever watchd was some old old 70's porn hardcore & no plot what so ever and in the 70's they didnt shave i was 9 and it was my grandpa's it was adkward really really adkward but now i watch porn all the time like soft core for the plot i didnt get to watch sex games cancun last night but most of the time i watch it i like the plot but thats about it cuz softcore sex is ok but not the best im just a huge perv i guess peace, -Pixie

  • I recall renting a movie from this old video store and it turned out to be porn

    but I watch it anyway with my friend because we were bored

    the title was Werewolf in a Woman's prison

    which was about ,believe it or not , a werewolf in a woman's prison...Yeeeeaaah :P

    the porn was softcore and the plot was kinda flat but the only reason we kept watching was because the violence amazing

    somebody gets ripped in half by getting pulled through iron bars

    I burst out laughing when I saw that

  • You make me want to watch porn LOL

  • Someone needs to turn you into a Kai sandwich!

    Nothing wrong with softcore per se, but again, quality is lacking..

  • YES!! I love the cinemax soft core porn. My favorite is bikini chain gang. The ending was SO unexpected. I mean just wow. Sure all they show are tits but like you said, good fricken plot lines.

  • Sounds like Goose bumps but sexy.

  • Haha.. that's so true :p Depressing but true ;)

  • LOL HOTEL EROTIC i saw that such jokez.

  • Gah, Well I'm not the only one. Though I stay up to watch them since I share a computer and having porn on it would be oh so weird to my father.

  • i have to tell you... that is slightly depressing... and i have done that same thing. now will you marry me? XD

  • its pronounced "new-yen" (nguyen).

    |3

  • Hahaha.

    Is it really?? I feel so stupid now!

    I only pronounced it that way because that's how I heard it pronounced on Family Guy.

  • HOLY ASS one of the people I'm subscribed to actually responded to one of my comments. It's like a dream come true!

  • @ultimatekai I know what ya mean about her, she is truly incredibly awesome. She is in fact one of my absolute favorite soft core hotties. I also love her voice. Her voice is very nasily which makes her very kinky.

    For the record, there is no Shame in remembering soft core actors. It's a gift. One can remember tons of those actors for how much one loves and truly appreciates beautiful nude women.

  • the key thing is pretty

  • first veiw frist comment! I feel loved now!XD

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