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  • This guy makes a lot of good points. One of my greatest fears is to be raped by a homosexual. I am relieved that the Department of Justice has re-defined rape to include attacks against men.

  • at 1:18 you say your using "science" and that "no one can argue with that" NEWS FLASH science is all about arguing and coming up with the truest statment so by saying "no one can argue with that" for a statment that's already false you basically made your self look like you didn't finish grade-school

  • you act like gay guys are just fucking people up random people asses.

    GAY PEOPLE FUCK OTHER GAY PEOPLE!!

  • You sir are a bigot. Where can I see the statistics that show gays are more prone to rape?

  • @undertow9x trolled

  • A homosexual man doesn't hate women. A homosexual woman doesn't hate men. Do heterosexual people hate people of their own sex?

    um...so you only interact with a woman because you want to touch her breasts?

    Lots of heterosexual people enjoy anal sex. It's nothing to be afraid of as long as someone takes the sanitary precautions. It's not for everyone but well, it's the way to male G-spot. Also homosexual woman like to have intercourse with vibrators or other objects. It's her damn harmless desire.

  • Not sure if trolling of just plain stupid. If not trolling and you are being serious...oh well... you make religious people look bad. Isn't religion all about loving everyone equally and treating them equally and all that stuff? And yes, you CAN spend time with a woman even if you know you're not gonna fuck her ever.

  • Could it be that you absolutely dont know about gay people. About how they are seen from there own inside. That you just know your own ideology and therefore you argue from that point of view? Could it be that there are no problems a gay man or woman has until your fellowmen came and told them there are evil - without hurting anybody? How come that you cannot deal with your own problems and leave people alone?

  • You were born hating men XD XD XD Thank you for laughing at people who actually believe that being lesbian means hating men!

  • All faggots are saying this video is a parody because they're too naive to think otherwise.

  • WARNING!:

    Minute 0:51 produces EPIC LAUGHS.

  • Straight people also enjoy anal sex, jackass.

  • 0:52 oh my go i cant stop laughing

  • "A lot of people don't want a penis in their anus"... Well, a lot of people aren't gay. Gays are far less likely to rape. Also statistics aren't science. So wrong... So wrong... I have many gay friends who are some of the nicest people I have ever known. Lesbians don't hate men. They are just sexuality attracted to women. I think this guy is joking though. If he is, then mad props to him for this channel, its really convincing :)

  • Dude lemme defy all your rules, FUCK YOU GAYS AND LESBIANS DON'T HATE THE OPOSITE SEX THEY JUST FEEL A NATURAL ATTRACTION TO THE SAME FUCKING GENDER. GAY RELATIONSHIPS ARE NATURAL SO YAH.

  • im so mean to this guy now i undstand hes an loney guy with a low iq and a camra or hes more likeing making it all up and is an amazingly epic athiest troll

  • do u want ? cos i can offer u some

  • sir, your sarcastic linguistic abilities so far exceed my own, that I really really wanna put my penis in your anus.

  • Yeah it's bizarre sometimes , do u know some of the lesbians are having babies , wat they do is they take semen from a male and then get him to sign a paper that he has no right on the kid.I wonder Wat the baby is gonna think of his parents or two mummies ...,I just feel sorry for the kid..

  • @jasonaqua So that means you are against sperm donating for infertile straight couples?

  • is this real? or a joke?

  • @eruditius89 It's a joke, just look at some of his video descriptions and you'll see that they're listed as comedy.

  • "anuses, or Anai, if you will"

    How much more fail can you fit in one sentence?

  • @StreetDevilz I think it's comical win.

  • What the hell is a lesspeein?

  • I wish he would let me put my Penis in his anus.

  • I can't tell if you're joking or not so if you are..LOL and if you aren't..you're an idiot

  • You're such an ass. Love between two people of the same gender is NOT all about anal sex; it's deeper than that. You can be in love with anyone regardless of their gender. I'm a heterosexual male, but I believe that you are who you are. I know I didn't choose to be heterosexual, just like I know homosexuals don't choose to be who they are either. I truly hope this is some kind of sick joke, and if it isn't, I hope you learn to become more accepting of others.

  • @Sozimaha

    Then why did you post on another video that you clicked because you thought it was gay porn.... Seems like you're not being true to yourself.

  • 0:50 LMFAO OH GOD

  • I said what what in the butt!

  • Is this guy for real?

  • Ani...lmfao

  • At first glance I thought it said Immortal.

  • WHAT THE FUCK. No, I know people who are gay, they just don't scream "I WANT MY PENIS IN AN ANUS!". No, they just don't do that...

    And no, I don't think gays are NOT more likely to rape someone. You just don't rape people, that is IMMORAL. Think reverse on that, "I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN A VAGINA!", well, and you are to ugly to get laid, would that person rape someone course of that? Would you do that for an example? Gay people are Humans, just like you. Just like Jesus was.

  • "PUT THE PENIS IN THE ANUUUUUUS! PENUS IN THE ANUS!!!!!!"

  • Guys, this is a parody. He's mocking you, don't take it seriously

  • Most gay men will do sex only with other gays men, why would we choose to take someone who doesn't want to, when we can easily find some gay guy on some gay website? And gay men can fall in love they just want sex thank you...

  • Great impression of a person looking for an anus to put their penis in. One of your best impressions so far. It's right up there next to your impression of a man who really wants to get the sperm out of his balls.

  • BEST TROLL EVER!!!!!!!

  • Hmm, I really wonder why they didn't ask him...

  • Oh wowww I absoultely love you, you're amazing soooooooo funny what makes your videos better is the people going 'I hope this is a joke, and you're so stupid and wrong' but the best ones are the comments saying that you're absolutely right although i actually scares me that some people would believe you're being serious!

  • "And they walk around looking for a willing anus." XD

  • I say this in love...but you need to read your bible some more...because God is clear that just because you stop having sex, no longer are homosexual,stop drinking, stop clubbing...doesn't not mean that u are going to heaven..ur good works will not get u in. Because that's like dirty rags to God. Honestly please read your bible...God is not looking for a behaviour change he is looking for a heart transformation!

  • @nzrockitgirl PLEASE stop reading the BIble, this book is toxic for your mind

  • LMBOOOOOOOO HE FUNNY

  • This was a bit funnier while I thought it was for real. But still... :'D

  • Lesbians don't "hate" men, we just don't want their dicks in our vaginas.

    I love this video, it's so funny :)

  • If this scenario is true , god's plan is brilliant !

    Well if the opposite is true, god is silly.

  • I just realised something . .

    The Bible, Koran and Torah are GOd's way of sorting out pple with good senses (will be granted entry to heaven) from pple with immoral senses (bigots and unkind pple).

    ..

    I think these holybooks are purposely written in an unreasonable, silly and bigoted way to test whether a person will have enough good senses to resist its sayings despite the silly threats of hell. God will reward all non-Judeo believers and put all Judeo followers in hell.

    ..

    Maybe lah..

  • your one of the only sane people on youtube.

  • As opposed to straight people who arent immoral?

  • i hope this is a joke because if so youre funny if not youre an idiot 

  • you are a horrible person and a sexist pig.

  • Lesbians aren't men haters you fool, anymore than heterosexual men are men haters, or straight women are women haters.

    Gay people simply prefer to have committed long term relationships with those of the same sex.

    And why are you so hung up on sex? Gay people have RELATIONSHIPS, you know, social interactions, emotional connections, conversations; you're completely obsessed with fornication which is just one part of what contributes to a relationship you twit!

    You lack emotional intelligence

  • lol why is there a anus resembling thing on your wall? is that where you...you know.... stick it in?

    lol statistics is science

    lol feel the breasts

    you are funny, thumb up

  • if jesus were really listening to you, would kindly ask you not to talk anymore. (he told me)

  • LOL. Dude. You're hilarious.

  • is he....joking?

  • Wow.. You are funny.. You are so closed minded.. i hope you look at the video response I sent you.

  • You say dont give in to anal sex but my female friends was forced to have anal sex by ex partner. He forced his penis inside her anas basically. her life is messed up now she said. Most ppl dont want a penis forced up thier ass but some guys look for victim and force them cos it's the only way they can have there way. It's horrible. I am scared to trust men after hearing her story.

  • @shula41 She got raped and shouldve reported it.

  • Is it true that gay men have anal sex? Why would they do that? it's disgusting and must be very painful. Is is true that some gay men dont do anal sex? I wish i was a man cos gays look so hot but i dont want the anal sex bit cos it's not for me and i do not want to try it either. Is anal part of being gay? if yes forget it.

  • Anal sex wont produce kids unfortunately n this is the point of marriage, normal marriage. Those who fight for thier rights are decieved n misguided by satan, they r controlled by satan n the big proof to that is gays n lesbians GET ANGRY when u try to convince them or show them proofs that what they r doing is wrong. Imagine the whole world is gays n lesbians, how the human race will survive? ty for the video. may God guide those who r misguided to the right path.

  • @you78mas if you believe in god then you must also believe that god makes everyone the way they are and you must accept them for who they are no matter what their background. There are straight people who get married and don't have children, are you saying that they should not be married? There are gay couples who can adopt children, are you saying that these adopted children aren't allowed to have their gay parents be married?

  • @SLeXii i do bleieve in god and i dont have a problem with gays or lesbians, all i am saying is god didnt creat us this way, we invented this crap, (being gays), normal people can adopt kids as well, nothing wrong with that, the wrong thing is to change the way of god.

  • @you78mas God created diversity in all its forms. Please think before you judge or limit God's Creation.

  • @Etudianteindigne whatever, its a waste of time trying to convince u.

  • @you78mas Well, at least you tried... Did you?

  • If you were 100% confident in your sexual orientation, you wouldn't really be thinking about anal sex, would you? It amuses me why you go to all lengths to make a video saying how "immoral" gay are for anal sex. I think you're still in Narnia, come out, come out, the air is fresh and the sun is bright! :D

  • science just like your sifter ejaculation video?

    LOL

  • She got angry when you said that you can cure who she is, as if who she is, is some kind of sickness. That is so shocking why would anyone get angry about something like that.

    OK this has to be satire right because nobody can be this stupid and live long enough to make it to adulthood.

    you have so serious problems my friend you need to see a shrink and get that head examined because you have some lose wiring.

  • it is our right to get married to our loving partners, we do have the right to be who we are, but just like everyone else our rights stop where yours begin. Please don't forget that your rights end where ours begin.

    I'm a lesbain and I do not hate men, I have alot of straight male friends, one of my best friends is a guy, I just don't like to fuck guys, I like to have sex with girls instead that is the only differance. I do hate you for your ignorance and bigotry, but not because your male.

  • lol like straight boys don't have anal sex with girls, give me a break.

    So if you don't like dick up your butt don't have anal sex, personally I don't like dicks at all, unless they are plastic.

    being gay is about attraction and love, do you walk around going thinking "I wan't to put my penis in a pussy" all the time and not caring who it belongs too? wait don't answer that.

    There is NO evidence that gay men rape more often the hetero men, your just makeing shit up now.

  • Lol.. I don't think this guy is even worth a realistic comment or argument.

  • @conmanvh i disagree with you. he is a very wise man and well worth listening to. you might learn something if you listen long enough.

  • Hey all of you guys getting all riled up..it's a joke, he is making fun of homophobes!!! I mean, lighten up for christ's sake. he is showing how stupid these people are.

  • anii

  • I would laugh if you get raped by a gay butt sex maniac XD

  • @Sakotius

    Fucking youtube. Post button is spam glitched

  • I would laugh if you get raped by a gay butt sex maniac XD

  • I would laugh if you get raped by a gay butt sex maniac XD

  • HAHAHAHAH, ahhhh christians.

  • Where did you find the rape statistics? Because that's a load of shit.."it has to be true its science"..So then I guess that means you can't argue with Charles Darwin's theory of evolution. DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. HAVE YOU EVER EVEN HAD SEX?

  • What!? Lesbians can't do analsex! I myself am bi and would never think of practising that shit with neither gender. But I understood a little of what you are saying like gay equals analsex. Proof? 99,99% of all gay porn movies depicts the act. Brokeback Mountain, Mysterious Skin, Deliverance etc all depicts it. So are the heteros practising analsex gays too? Yes since they are both analists and/or victims of the ButtFuckTyranny. I go for standart vaginal and Frot all the way!

  • it's people like you that are slowing the world down.

    you know why they didnt invite you? because once you get past 5 or 6 you should stop beleiving in god. religion is like the tooth fairy or santa or the easter bunny .. they're all just childhood fanasies invented to make children behave not to opress normall people

  • You are a jackass and I hope that you get a penis rammed into YOUR anus.

  • lol

  • Wow, Im bi, and it would more or less be people like you that scare me...Ive never met an AGGRESSIVE gay guy in my live, and Ive met plenty, where is the link to your scientific proof genius?? This video is moronic, and I would be asshamed to have it up on youtube....ignorant video.

  • @skinnylenny24

    you do know it's a joke moron

  • Where did you hear that gays statistically rape others? In my experience, the ones who go around raping others are messed up people who can never get any.

  • have u heard about straight couples having anal-sex?!?

  • you need to be raped. by a BIG. black. dude.

  • agreed

  • @parkermorgannn

    as much as i hate this guy, no one deserves ..rape

  • @parkermorgannn don't we all? :-)

  • This guy is fucking genius

  • Hey, how's it going? LOL I can't get enough of this guy.

  • WOOT, gays and lesbians are immortal? I Need a man fast ... i wanna be immortal too thanks for opening my eyes.

  • Haha, this guy is so sad.

  • it's a strange world to you because you can't begin to comprehend it

  • for anyone who is -seriously- questioning his sanity, he's a satirist. he. isn't. serious.

  • @KougasPrincess i hope so!

  • "ani"? LOL... are you being serious?

  • @SergeCWazukie I am stilling LOLíng at this part. Holy shit.

  • omfg this dude loves to squeeze titties. like everyvideo he talks about grabbing tits

  • Oh my GAWD! I have to say, you are adorable and...and...I'm a lesbian! I laughed so much through this, especially the ending part - you are so darn cute! I'll go to the movies with you! :) Can I bring my wife too?

  • Actually, genius, I'm gay and desire neither. I think of anal sex as disgusting; both sides. For your information, none of my gay friends engage in that type of sex because it disgusts them. Although for some it doesn't. Everyone is unique. You have a lot to learn because many of us aren't that all that sexual and also monogamous. Also, why do you care about our community? Other than generalizing and feeling superior? lolz!

  • i'm shocked...you need mental help

  • I honestly can't tell if he is being serious or not

  • I think that's the point. Jesusophile is probably the only User who gets both five-starred and one-starred by ALL theological and political factions.

    That distinction alone earns him a subscription in my book. :)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    PENIS IN ANUS

  • your view, along with many who are religious, is timed, condensed and unintelligent.....your almost like a child.

  • It's suppose to be satirical and EXTREMELY sarcastic....so, try looking at it that way

  • How truthful! Spoken like a true christian!

    Jesus Saves.

  • You're so fuckin unintelligent it's disturbing.

  • Mr.Jesusophile do you want a penis inserted into your anus? i think you doooo.

  • and anyone who has worked with rape victims and the actual people who comimit rape will tell you.. that "rape" is not a crime focused on gender or sexual attraction. Meaning, people who commit rape don't do so because of a person's attractivness or sexual orientation, they do so because the thought of dominating a person arouses them; and in most cases that person can be of ANY sex. Which is why you have THOUSANDS (if not millions) of cases where straight men rape little boys.

  • this is the dumbest argument in the world. Point blank. If you had actually had sex (with a man OR a womnan) you'd know that most women experience quite a bit of pain when the have sex. Your arguments are elementary and very half thought out.

  • Lol?

  • How can anybody think he's serious? It's obviously a joke. He's a comedian.

  • Some one once asked me what "Epic Fail" meant.

    Right after watching this, I sent them the link.

  • he's actualy a satirist. I thought he was serious too!

  • omg you're absolutely completely retarded AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA @ Jesusophile

    The bible says the earth is flat.

  • wow!

    What amazing ignorance, and what is this anus fixation you have. What about all the men who are fixated on the female anus, would you consider those men to be "gays in training" ?

  • I don't know if I should cry or laugh. Your reasoning is -how to say in polite words- hilarious, your conclusions are very... kinky.

    So, you think that we (yes, I'm gay) deserve a "cure" like the cancer or AIDS. Let me tell you this: what if your father discovers that he was gay all his life? what will you do?

    Relax I WILL NEVER TRY TO PUT MY PENIS IN SUCH A NASTY PLACE LIKE YOUR ANUS.

  • jajajaja, es como estar viendo Beavis and Butthead, y razona como Beavis.

  • Very ignorant of you.

  • So... Ignorant...

  • "It's statistics, it's science" lol, It's not science if you can't prove it, where's the source?

  • It's so hard to read your very poor English

  • "PENIS IN THE ANUS!"

    This guy's funny. Definitely satire. It's too funny to be serious.

  • I'm HOPING this guy is satirical. Otherwise, I'd have to dub him an idiot.

  • and gays and lesbians arent just looking for sex.

  • do straight people hate people of their own gender? does a striaght guy hate other guys?

    so when a person says they were born straight, people understand that because its normal. is a person says they were born lesbian, its bad?

    guys and girls can be firends. im a girl, i have guy friends.

  • Um what if a gay man walked up to you and said how bout you let me take you out on a date, you would probably start yelling "HE WANTS TO PUT THE PENIS IN MY ANUS" and in the bible god says to have thoughts of adultry is to commit it, so touching breasts is adultry. Maybe they didnt ask you because you were rude.

  • Actually i think straight men rape more then gay men. Cause women are easier to rape. yes cause stereo typing is totaly like the truth about every single person. hey your straight so why do you like to be so violent?

  • I think you want a penis in your anus. and WHAT? I just heard you say that statistics support that gay people are more likely to rape?! YOU LIE! where are these statistics you moron? you are a fucking idiot stfu.

  • looks like youre the gay one to me

  • dont tell me what I am you freak.

  • You're an idiot.

    I can understand why the guys from work didn't want you there, because you're a biggot and a horrible person with severe egomania and megalomania.

  • Not all gay men are into anal sex. That is a stereotype. For that matter, a lot of straight men beg their wives/girlfriends to try it, or to anally stimulate them. The prostate is a major erogenous zone, that's just a medical fact.

    Anyway, why is it that whenever you bigots go on your anti-gay rants the first thing you bitch about is graphic sex talk? You seem rather obsessed with it.

    Sexual Orientation does not calumniate in sex acts, but rather who you have the capacity to fall in love with.

  • I'm pretty sure he's being satirical.

  • My comment was directed at another posted that was being quite serious. Sorry, I should have mentioned that.

  • PENUTH IN THE ANUTH

  • lol, she's a lesbian, so she hates men,lol! XD 5/5

  • i'd like to see the gay ppl seek anuses statistics, being lesbian doesn't mean you hate man it means you prefer woman. i personally do not support any of these but i still believe in their right to freedom, i would have no problem hanging out with a lesbian (i would with a gay man) and your comment about not hanging out with a woman just because u cant do anything is just stupid, u homo

  • Tom Green shrouded in Satirical humor.

  • LMAO at anai...

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  • "Of corse I can't have sex until I'm married but I can still, you know, feel the breasts" lol you rock

  • Satire at its finest!

  • you seem to have the type of face that makes me want to shoot u in the face. i actualy hope for ur sake that ur takn the piss. and where the fuck did u pull that satistic out of, its actualy satisticly proven straight men rape more, so shove that up ur rightous ass. and lesbians dont hate men, there just not attracted to them.. u faggot. its no suprise that u have no friends. u are an shithead. i hate you =/

  • It's a satire, chill out

  • ani?

  • Actually, I am gay and have personally raped several anai myself.

  • Cool Story Bro

  • lesbians are hawt

  • Right, "no ones gona argue with science".... so you go on about God in half these posts...but no one can argue with Science...

    I think that you have just claimed the title of biggest idiot of the year.

    Please God, tell me this is a pisstake!

  • Could you please cite the statistics?

    Oh. I'm gay and I don't have a strong urge to put my penis in an anus. I do have a desire to love. I just happen to love men.

    Also, being a lesbian doesn't mean you hate men. And being a gay man doesn't mean you hate women. That's just plain ignorant.

  • This is just not funny. At all. You are the type of person who would think it hilarious to make farting sounds and draw penises.

  • lolololol penises

  • hahaha this guy is hilarious! "a lot of ppl dont' want a penis in their anus. a lot ppl arent up for that." i'm not even gay but i'd like to put a penis in this guy's anus just to see what would happen. good times.

  • statistics isn't science, it's math you dumbass

  • You, my friend, are a fucking arsehole. You keep talking about science and statistics. Where are you getting this shit from?

    I don't want to resort to this but there really is only one word for you.

    C U N T

  • Your so fucking stupid.

    Its not serious learn to recognise it.

    Get off the internet, its reserved for smart people.

  • Oh my god! Hes trolling!

  • Gays are more likely to rape? no way u can be serious... Cant remember any case except the ones where "straight" dudes rape boys

    Short hair = lesbian--> Im les and have long hair..

    Saving her?? from what? from the lesbian virus?? XD

    "They didnt want me there" I would want 2 go out with u either..

    4 u 2 know is not a rule that lesbians HAVE to hate men.. I have loads of male friends I just dont feel like sleeping with them..

    R u a virgen? cant have sex cause we Im not married

  • this is fuckin hilarious

  • OMG

  • You seem to have a fixation with the insertion of a penis into an anus. Are trying to come out?

    Can you cite some of the statistics you mentioned?

  • I'M A WILLING ANUS! =D