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Umm. That's a tortoise.
SuperCherry3000 1 month ago
@SuperCherry3000 True... Was going more for a rhyme than accuracy in the title. Point taken. :)
AbattoirDotNet 1 month ago
CYBER VERMIN
xJezika 2 months ago
Ghost you sick fuck
sigurros226 3 months ago
Ponies brought me here via Ghost.
TheAdmiralPancake 3 months ago
Ghost.wav disproved of this.
xxpeniskingxx 4 months ago 2
oh god dammit
MrKen2501 4 months ago
here come the TROLL TERRORISTS!
31HockeyDude 4 months ago 5
ding.wav
Jiggaburt 4 months ago
AAAAAAA BAD EGGROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stomplebane 4 months ago
ghost is wacking his micropenis to this? what a sick asshole!
Evilbronze5 4 months ago
'turtle sex hump' Thanks @ghostpolitics
BlueChameleon01 4 months ago
Needs more wok.wav
Loud0701 4 months ago
@ghost politics, Ghost, from true capitalist radio, gets off to animal sex. Turtles just happen to be his fetish
soliverostavares 4 months ago
Dammit,that tortoise gets mo luv than BTRs' Ghost!!
electrovox1212 4 months ago
COMMENT GRAFFITI BY GHOSTPOLITICS
mysterymanryan 4 months ago
@ghostpolitics fapped to this.
Typhoon10UK 4 months ago
Ghost did Teflon Turtle 2011
CosmoBrockington 4 months ago
Ghost beats off to animal porn? I could've guessed it..
p4ul1z 4 months ago
I thought porn was banned on youtube.
SingleStar1 4 months ago
my energy returned after I stopped using teflon
Fleshcucumber1 6 months ago
LOLL
skaterboy379 9 months ago
this made it on cracked's 6 types of youtube videos there are way too many of
Ploiken 10 months ago
@Ploiken Really? I can see that... What was the number one type of video there are wat too many of?
AbattoirDotNet 10 months ago
@AbattoirDotNet 6. turtles humping 5 song parodies 4 emo kids making out 3 animals fighting 2 dead celebrity tributes 1 dogs driving
Ploiken 10 months ago
Epic fake,y uno malechote la verdad, para tortugas guarras esta esa que se folla un zapato deportivo
nezahualocelot 1 year ago
cgi ftw
thats not a real turtle...
do people seriously beleive its real?
amunous 2 years ago 12
My question is why a turtle is on the stove!
OMFGItsLizzi 2 years ago 2
agreed.
Idah0 2 years ago
Why, making Turtle-Soup of course! :-)
AbattoirDotNet 2 years ago
thats my boy
jameshermanto 3 years ago 3
Bon appetite
rkuanysh 3 years ago
oh right. gigidigigidi. (family guy, Quagmire)
tortoisecrap 3 years ago
AWW! look its misguided turtle love :D haha poor thing. Someone needs to buy him a wife or if he isnt looking for any long term commitment then get him a girlfriend lol.
comtek78 3 years ago 2
LMFAO!!!!!
vterra 3 years ago
get the little chap a women ---he is gaging for it!
amen2233 3 years ago 5
I love the sound of his shell hitting it. Pitiful little guy. lol
KendarB 3 years ago 2
ihhhh loool
project2305 3 years ago
This video makes me laugh every time I watch it. :)
msteeleart 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!
hypercatjohn 3 years ago
Nice
firesickle 4 years ago