scientology infomercial

[ToastedYak]

The "Soaring Through Space" screen saver! This cult never ceases to amaze me. A science fiction writer creates a religion and people devote their lives to it. It's incredible just how ridiculous Scientology is.

[tangkilla69]

Haha! This shit is hilarious!!! I only wish that I knew a scientologist so that I could point and laugh at such a dumbass. I just can't understand how people can believe in such bullshit.

[TKGB2006]

A scientologist once said "Hi" to me. I could tell because he was dressed in a suit and was standing outside the Sunset Blvd. Dianetics building. If I knew how ridiculous this religion...err..cult was, I would've said something. Instead I just ignored him.

Or maybe I said Hi back. I can't remember.

[spycious]

look out John! Lorne Greene is sneaking up behind you.

[Fonzarillo]

omg he is floating in Starfield screensaver...can this be real...oh its like BOOM BOOM BOOM nonstop

[Bipqvist77]

Yes, i Agree, its win after win after win! i'm on cloud two hundred fifty BILLION

[chrisjwoltman]

Tom Cruise & David Miscavige are actually in a gay relationship together, they are breeding a testube child made up of 50 percent DNA from them both and it will be the Anti-Christ of Revaltions, and also shorter than the average man, as they both are.

[FrogGKnight]

Oh boy! Ill just write sciencefiction, gather a buncha noobs and tell em: THIS IS HOW IT HAPPUNUD! GIVE MEZ MONEY AND ALL WILL BE AWZRIGHT!

xD i tell ya, easyest way of making money. Hubbard didnt make money with his fiction,but he sure made a hit with this crap xD!

[Wyrmshadow]

Anyone have a copy of those crazy SciFag infomercials fro mthe 80's? The ones that talk about all the great things about Dianetics? You couldn't get away from them on 80's television.

[maggert1984]

holly shit!!! people will beleve anything!

[Antigegner]

WAHT ARE YOUR CRIMES !!! ;-)

[Shabbernigdo]

Ah hahahahahahahahahahaha

[frisko29]

Notes:

Yes we do believe this

[Breathfire2001]

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

[Paul4prez08]

See the facts.

xenu net

[Teacher2008Teacher]

What a dumb video. Waste of bandwidth.

[pantsyell]

good work young thetan. keep on fighting the good fight....against scientology.

[XtreameCone]

dude Scientology is so gay i cant even belive that people think this is real the big bang sounds more real then this gay cult

[marsupius]

Hey XtreameCone, I am pretty sure Scientologist aren't any more prone to same sex attractions than the general population. They are crazy, though.

[lookbackinbanter]

Hitler wasn't a scientologist but he was a cult leader, he is a good exsample of why cults must be stopped.

[JarradIRONEAGLE]

rofl! Do you think the Ghost Busters learned how to trap ghosts from Xenu? lol

[MadisonLee555]

Great Information on Scientology @

Youtube: "Proximodiz and Freedommagtv"

[JarradIRONEAGLE]

What are your crimes Madison? lol

Why not have a discussion with us, rather than cutting and pasting information?

Do you have a mind of your own, or are only Church Officials allowed to speak for you?

[4un4o]

lol did someone actually dialed the 1900 number? If you did they you are perfetc for the scientology cult.

[hairystu08]

170 billion people per planet, atta boy L. Ron you could at least try not to sound like a total knob, earth's overpopulated at 6 billion. would 170 billion fit on the damn planet??

[ken8773]

it all sounds totally plausable to me. i'll sign up right after i've come down from this acid trip !

[smudgeVIW]

im surprised they havent removed all these anti comments. lOL

[Eventer13]

I think the poster himself is "anti." Description says "Scientology parody"

[Mickeyirish]

Why should anyone have to pay to be apart of a religion or to have information on the creation of the world and humanity. Scientology is a huge scam! How can anyone believe this stuff anyway.

[cmdreno]

It's called: electric bill, phone bill, paper, rent, gas etc....

[Pikaa2]

oh yeah you clugerfinder, this one I don't consider a religion. I believe in God and I can say I'm one religious person, but I live a normal life.

[Pikaa2]

I agree! I think the reason why the use "church" is to confused people. They are NOT A CHURCH!!! They are a CULT!!! I can't believe people are that stupid...that's why I don't feel sorry for them because they will wind up dead when they later realize but it will be too late because the scientologist are using them!

[clsouder]

Take out CHURCH out of the name b/c church is a place for GOD and well need I say more!! And in respond to the nerd in this clip if only high ranking people in your organization "cult" know how do you know this. You look like a weasel and not a 3rd level FCX kinght of the third planet of the blue star right next to the black hole were all the dirty magazines are hidden that you don't want your mother to find. And I'll be praying for you when you find out GOD will forgive you Amazing!!!

[glaucomaulcer]

Scientology was created by a frickin' science fiction writer, not too long ago. It's absolutely rediculous. Anyone interested should get REAL counsiling. I claims to be a religion. my spelling is questionable and I realize that.

[blazinjocie]

diis dude makin me confused... south park expalined it better

[clugerfinder]

all religions are reitarded how stupid can people be to 2 beleive them

[Basti3485612]

omg how old is this religon

[lespaulzz]

yeah this stuff really is true, i researched it.

The retarded thing is, airplanes wouldnt sustane Earth's atmosphere without disinigrating...so its impossible for that to happen.

[StephenKuma]

how did u find material like wat he's saying?? i cant find anythinG!

[lespaulzz]

if you read wikipedia or any reliable encyclopedia source they tell you. a lot of this stuff is brainwashing because its a huge scam. the more money you pay the more info they feed you.

tom cruise is an operating theton lvl 3

lmao. no joke. after spending millions of dollars.

[JM2X4]

whatch more southpark or look at wikipedia for XENU

[fatcatMax]

Scientology contains effective answers to society's most crucial problems, among them drug abuse, crime, education and decay of moral values.

[med1116]

you are the biggest eater of bullshit on the planet - go fuck yourself and die you worthless retarded idiot

[uspsionic]

How'd he keep a straight face reading all that? I loved the testimonials.

[sorsdeus]

I think almost all religion have an amount of myths and unbelievable stuff. Many of the though were created thousands of years ago, before french enlightment, before all developments of science. This scientology was created a few years ago with claims at best, not from this era, with a thinking the past with a cover of today.

Great religions are based in cosmic myths derived from collecive uncouncious, scientology I think is just the mediocre imagination of a past pulp writer.

[Kainlarsen]

It's disgusting, and exploitative of misguided celebrities such as Mr. Cruise, who can afford to give them the money they need so they can afford to keep taking money off others. And because of its celebrity status, it has set itself up to be apart from and above other dangerous cults. The organisation thinks it is untouchable, but society can drive it out if it makes the effort.

[futsala]

hahaha, well done, loved the words at the bottom! ("really, its true!")

[jeckhi]

Ha ha... Fucking morons... If anyone is this fuckin stupid, go ahead and swallow some Tilex and leave us alone

[AndEndIt]

The Church of Scientology is a vicious and dangerous cult... Its aim is to take from them every penny that they have and can ever borrow and to also enslave them to further its wicked ends.

The only difference between Scientology and religions like Christanity is time and casualties (Christanity killed more).

[Pharnax]

Christianity is a load of bullcrap too. But who cares? Everyone believes in something, it's just a shame that some are wasting their money while doing it.

[nix100]

Only difference is that Scientology is a brainwashing scam/cult designed to rob you of your money and your life. The indoctrination process they use is very different to the way an individual is psychologicaly introduced to the Church. I agree with you about Christianity being bs though. :-)

[fetze]

Nice, i like it !

[ogreatone]

this is retarded, just a money makeing scheme

[samuself]

scientology is a load of bull crap chiristianty will prevail

[BoratsLovers]

christianity and scientology are equally fuckin retarded in my opinion.

[psychedelicFrog]

agreed!

[TheDonBasim]

FACT: The founder of Scientology commited suicide. Scientology is a CULT which brainwashes people into believing their unsuccessfull/confident so they take more and more courses.

Courses = Money for them.

More courses = More money for them.

[mkultra2300]

oh, you are so sued!

[Skrecok]

A noble attempt, but the sound quality was horrible. I couldn't hear the majority of what was being said.

[newminkey]

Scientology misses out the Great Soup Dragon God, which makes rain and snow. Also, what about the little elves that hide your keys? They are the foot-soldiers of the scientology movement, punishing those who don't hand over all their money to the cult.

[co1dgroup]

The Church of Scientology is a vicious and dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion. Its purpose is to make money. It practices a variety of mind-control techniques on people lured into its midst to gain control over their money and their lives. Its aim is to take from them every penny that they have and can ever borrow and to also enslave them to further its wicked ends.

[aaron1900]

this is a horrible parody... boring and not all that funny, but um.. ya scientology is gay :)

[thedivinecommand]

I Agree, 100%

[SpaceAce77]

I understand you guys are sceptical to scientology, but chill before you've been in it yourself. - what i'm trying to say is that most of the followers don't know about all the shit about scientology that we know, because it takes them years and a lot of money to reach OT3 where you get to knoe about this Xenu charcter. I feel really bad for a lot of scientologists, coz alot of them are some of the best humanbeeings i've ever known.

[MelancholyWindmill]

i mean in my daily life. I have never been pressured to be anything other than athiest i chose to be christian willingly of my own accord while alot of people i know ridicule me as being ignorant for it, it may jsut be where i live but no one has ever come up to me and said i was ignorant for being a christian because they though muhammed was right or that jesus wasnt the messiah and tha tthe messiah hasnt come yet or that the hindu pantheon is the correct path.

[MelancholyWindmill]

Atheism is the worst our of all the groups, I have never met anyone who have ever tried to blatently push their beilefes down others throught and complain and whine about others that bekinged to any sort of religion but every athiest i have met hass been hell bent on making me beileve there is no god and I;m an absolute idiot for thinking their is. In terms of morale upstandings god worshippers seem to be the best.

[ilozzager]

Your living in a dream world. Are you Armish. Cause every where you go christians, muslim, catholic who ever are pushing there beliefs. Watch the news, why are all these people fighting all over. For there believe and because the other side doesn't acknowledge it!!! Stupid shit.

[koehnb79]

Did they specifically come up to you?? As a Christian i have been approached MANY MANY MANY times by athiest.. far more then the fucking mormans or latter day fucking saints... atheist are the worst.. spend some time on the opposite end.. asshole...

[ilozzager]

I've never had a atheist walk around the streets knocking on peoples doors to preach there belief that god doesn't exist. So your point is fucking useless dick. And i've never had one stop me in the street and tell me their beliefs. I have tho on many occasions had this from "god" believers. So i suggest you can go fuck yourself!!!

[BigfootHunter]

I guess you've never had a religious-bent person knocking on your door to psuh their religion on you. Morale & upstanding? You'd better look at all of the molestations by priests, bribery and scams run by the heads of churches and ministies before you say that. Practically every week we hear about a prominent minister who pushes their beliefs on tv being caught with their pants down and another guy on his knees!

[newminkey]

Do atheists go on suicide bombing missions? Do atheists advocate the killing of doctors who perform abortions? Do atheists demonise homosexuality? Religion is nothing but myth and superstition, and by far the most destructive human invention.

[chilinerdyboy]

"In terms of morale upstandings god worshippers seem to be the best." You mean "in therms of my own subjective experience the moral..."

[ramzevans]

If religion develops you and changes you in ways that you believe are positive then it is for you. As a muslim, I've been told by scientologists that "I can be a muslim AND a scientologist". What the? I think Majik47 sums it up when he/she says that L. Ron Hubbard was laughin all the way to the bank! Well done Ron, who'll definately go to hell, but hey, at least he was FILTHY F***EN RICH!

[BlackoutDOTcom]

All this talk from this really bad video.

[scallywag86]

that`s what the comment section is for bub

[BlackoutDOTcom]

how DARE you comment on my comment!

Scientology by the way, is actually based on VERY good principles called psycho cybernetics. Which is basically understanding how your sub conscious is automatically TRAINED to do something without your conscious mind being aware of it or perhaps even choosing it. L ron Hubbard stole these sound ideas and then added a bunchof bull, and made it a religion-but the basic principles of scientology are helpful and powerful. just look up cybernetics

[scallywag86]

good principals...yeah

It still drains people of money, has members stalk people, causes the death of certain members.

And once again...I comment because that`s what this comment section is for

[SantaBarbaraDianne]

Scientology is about self and saving it. Christianity is putting aside self and taking up the cross of Jesus for a life more abundant. In a strange sort of way, but only by God's infinite wisdom, it is a very happy and hopeful life. Self, as a result is very content through the blessings received from our Lord.

[ronnysoeberg]

I just dont understand why people can't live their lives without belief in all sort of mumbo jumbo that don't make any sense what so ever. I live a morally sound and decent life and i believe in no gods or anything. I have read quite a bit of the bible, i haven't read it all, but much of it. We also had a couple of hours a week in school. I just can't believe in that crap. I don't believe any more in god than i believe in xenu. Both seem just as unlikely to me.

[SantaBarbaraDianne]

then you are missing out on a really meaningful, wonderful existance. God is REAL and is just waiting for you to call on Him. The neat part about Him is that He is waiting for an invitation from you to be Lord of your life. He still loves you and will watch over you but it is your decision whether or not to believe and accept Him.

Peace.

[ronnysoeberg]

And you are missing out on total individual freedom and spiritual independence. So i guess we both miss out. I'm totally fine with it, are you?

[ronnysoeberg]

Just because you can't live a decent life without a shepard don't mean we cant. If there is one thing about christianity that makes no sense, its the "jesus died on the cross four our sins" part. What the hell is that even supposed to mean? did it purify everyone in the world when he died? What about the thousands of other guys who got crucified. What did they die for? Our pnumonia and bowel disorders? Faith is about accepting nonsense.

[Ansatsuken]

There is no such thing as self.

[Ansatsuken]

There is no such thing as self, the word 'I' is just an illusion.

[SantaBarbaraDianne]

If there's no self then what do you think we are?

[Ansatsuken]

Nothing.

[SantaBarbaraDianne]

alrighty then.

[davidjakewillis]

The same.

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. All things are composed of nothing more than energy, even in the vacuum of space.

I know it may be terrifying to realize that there is nothing special about your self, but belief in such causes only harm.

[pubuman]

Christianity is about sucking gay cocks.. namely Jesus' cock ...

[davidjakewillis]

The self is an illusion, just like Gods.

When looking at the ocean do you only see drops?

One another is all we have.

Negate your illusions before they negate you, and the rest of humanity.

[Schoulayer]

... and just how did you come to the conclusion that the self is an illusion? I'd like to hear the logic behind this. Or did you 'learn' this during a DMT trip? >_>

[aliendisorder]

religion is the light that blinds us from seeing god

[davidjakewillis]

Buddhism worships no god, and western science is just now beginning to notice things on the quantum level that have been explained in buddhism.

I consider myself anti-theist, because I recognize the atrocities religion has caused.

Buddhism has been shaped by many mindless people into a worship of the Buddha, but his actual teachings would have completely contradicted such worship.

[keithguh]

Well, I shouldn't have made my above comment. Thanks for saying that. =]

[14link88]

What the fuck does this have to do with Buddhism? You dont like 'em? Go tell 'em! I dont like scientology, So I went and clowned them to thier face. Go look!

[luisDT]

lol!! yeah!! think for youurselves!! yeeeii!! HAIL XENU!! hahahahaha, HAIL THE INQUISICION!! HAIL STUPID PEOPLE WHO BELIVE EVERYTHING THEIR TOLD TO BELIVE!! but especially ,HAIL MONEY!!!

[ktl11]

all religons are fake when you think bout it little scared bitches like hubbard believeing there is no afterlife made religons and god chirstainaty , catholic , islam, judiasm , buddism ....its all fake...

[keithguh]

Do a bit of reading about Buddhism. You would be surprised that it is more of a philosophy than a religion.

[Ansatsuken]

You dont know much about buddhism if ou call it fake.

[bastp62]

all religions are fake

[Lyrancias]

Think for yourself, and die with your ass fucked.

[ronnysoeberg]

You mean thinking for yourself is a bad thing?

[thedivinecommand]

That doesn't even maky any fucking sense, Lyrancias.

[wtfnonamesareleft]

any reason you didnt say fucking jews? o yea right thats because you are a fucking jew go die

[ronnysoeberg]

Well I did say etc. etc. Also known as Et cetera, which is latin for "the others" wikipedia tells me. So yeah, fucking jews too. But even more so than jews, Fuck zionists. Get out of your fucking nitwit groups of retards and live your life without a fucking shepard hearding you around you witless fucking sheep.

[SantaBarbaraDianne]

But have you just read the Bible? I'll agree that there are sick Christians out there but they are going on their own "righteous" compass, not by what the Bible says. And, yes, they do twist the verses to support their actions but the average churchgoing Christian would never read into the verses this way because we are guided in our reading by the Holy Spirit.

[ronnysoeberg]

The average churchgoing american christian support the death penalty, support the war in iraq and so forth... I would be more open to religion if religious people werent so open to war and murder.. Protecting unborn life, slaying young adults seem to be the motto of the day... That just dont go down smooth with me.

[koehnb79]

Very very true... At seems like dissing religion is a simple answer... Unfortunately the reason you think that's wrong derives from morals which have little to do with anything BUT the word of God. If the majority were atheist the world would be void of any moral foundation..

[ronnysoeberg]

You really think atheists dont follow the exact same principles that the bible tells you to? I mean the moral foundations of the bible are just common sense. And speaking for myself, i am purer (if its a word) than any christian person i ever met. I dont cheat, drink, lie, steal, kill or any other type of evil. I do masturbate, which is sort of a sin, but who the hell doesn't? For every obvious moral lecture in the bible, there is one outrageous weird one.

[thedivinecommand]

It's definitely all about individualism. I agree, question authority. I don't know what the fuck Lyrancias is talking about.

[Majik47]

Hubbard was laughing all the way to the bank.

[ivannattor]

the flying spaghetti monster is so much more cooler than Xenu

[cocko2006]

† Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear †

[flobalobalob]

christianity is real.

[Truzyxx]

All religions are real. The reality of what they preach, on the other hand, is open to debate.

While I try to maintain an open mind, particularly in regard to faiths I do not understand, Scientology is something that I have little respect for, as it appears to be far too commercial in nature, and also spreads misinformation about psychiatry, a subject on which I feel deeply.

[F33bs]

Well good for you Truzyxx. It's important for people to keep an open mind. I'm a Christian and luckily God blessed me with a mind that questions everything. Even Christian values sometimes seem way too impractical, insensitive, and irrelevant.

[buysell1213]

Furthermore, they've kidnapped, starved, tortured and killed people who've tried to escape this "religion".

[brooks777]

I know this for fact. Santa brings me christmas gifts every year!

[Ap2000]

lol they're even more unlogic than christians and all the other shit religions. (well, basically ever religion is shit so lol)

[RainDark]

hahaha funny

[AgNoSticPope666]

scientologist are the dumbest sect members ever.

[zetsway5000]

and when we die we go to one of those 4 ass holes mooka tooka sooka or dooka! we all wanna go to dooka cuz it has the best beer a magic beer that ownz all bear oh and you get to fuck hot chicks their! pay me a small fee of 30million dollers and you get to go their!

[zetsway5000]

lol im gonna start my own bullshit religon and make trillions of dollers! :P im gonna call it uhhh uhhh bulshit! in bulshit! it will teach us we all evolved from gods poo! but god back then had 3 ass holes but now he has 4!

[okpoizzle09]

well said jgh. To not believe in any religion is one thing. But to believe in a "religion" a crazy as thing is COMPELTE difference. Ah crazy scientologists.

[jgh1983]

I have little respect for atheist and I have great disrespect for sceintologist fugin nuts.

[Envyyy]

kudos

[BioHazard91]

theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com

[arrow23]

wow....i really hate em too :)

[LazarusFLOO]

Scientology sucks.

*bullet pierces through my skull*

[LordMonaco]

WTF IS THIS?LOL Scientology is confusing

[kjvpresents]

I want to join!!! Really I do!1 (no, I'm just kidding!)

[dartrinton]

lol

[DesertFox101]

uhg... scientology... that's like making a religon out of LOTR, "GANDALF IS OUR SAVIOR!!!"

no

[colinrice]

bloody well right mate

[bussdriver]

Nice Line:

"The truth ARE out there"

[NUKECG]

Be careful man, they'll sue you... ;)

[cornnugget]

They won't sue. They'll send the flipping scientolgy mafia! And possibly cut off an appendage! HOLLY KANOLI!