Kinder surprise?

[LaurenPoly12]

just got the boat! haha

[Hombre261]

the eggs can be easily openend with the hands dude

[elagudz]

que estupidez tu video!

[dinalives]

"FINE, TAKE IT" hahaha, this is what made me subscribe! you're funny!

[YellowVette72]

i like ur talking... (:

[SugarToppedThings]

Your voice I awesome and I t

[xDayleRFCx]

subscribed, good videos.

[evaisepicful]

Too much chocolate *eats another piece*

[pinkyspp]

Why dont we have them in the USA?

[TheTimmy4745]

@pinkyspp something to do with small pieces and choking. I looked it up a few weeks ago. Im equally outraged.

[RawSugar18]

lol "it didn't even pretend to float"

[kinmanyuen]

lol my kinderegg 25 years ago was a blue car were you spin a weight at the backweel to give it propulsion.

[akuorekelate]

Ricardo Kaká

[sweetpanqueque]

"That is just disappointing" XD

[GreenNastyRabbit]

If you don't like kinder surprise don't buy it, the hippo you find is a piece of modern art hand painted limited serie wich only came out in some countries in the world you idiot.

[Cainsgames]

WILLIAM WALLACE STILL LIVES :O

[sammydrumm]

kinder surprise in Pennsylvania USA we dont have them here :'(

[AbriannasMakeupWorld]

i don't really care about what's in the egg, i just want the chocolate!!! it's delicious aaaaaa i want some!! too bad i haven't had one since 3 years ago when i went to visit my family in Mexico. they have them there just not in the US for a STUPID reason. i wanna go to tijuana soon just to buy myself one of these delicacies!!!!

[TylorDeal]

@AbriannasMakeupWorld They're illegal here for some reason.

[singinginthestreets1]

i got a crapy one to a lil 10 second hour glass

[PingpongThe]

Of course the toys are generally rubbish- but it's Still lots of fun!

[FrapsYou]

hahaha ass greeting

[Sanadzappy123]

i dont see these anymore

[ComedyNurd]

2:32 I've gotten that same one before!! haha (they must replicate those little Kinder things all over the world)

[love187punk]

Scottish accent is awesome

[zfksonerk]

腦殘

[MisCogwheelCollector]

When I was a kid, I prefered those contraption ones, too. ESPECIALLY if they had some stickers with them. But when I look at it now, I love how the hippos and other little figures were so detailed and good quality! Now they're just cheap plastic crap.

[lololo1186]

loling the entire time

[brycekidd09]

fine take it lol

[aricacat]

ok, i'm sorry, i have to know.... how old are you? when u say "but a pup" it kind of throws me off

[ComedyNurd]

@aricacat Well, on his profile it says he's 23, but this video is from 2009, so he would have been either 20 or 21 when this video was made (if his profile age is correct).

[creepyontheloop]

press 2

[QuinnyBoy95]

You have way too much sass

[winxclub4ever1]

...makes me miss wonderballs.

[Iamhellsfire4545]

Hahaha this video definitely made me smile xD. "ugghhh... too much chocolate...*stuffs more in mouth*" That's the spirit :p

[1998DUBSTEP]

lol keep pressing 2:21

[1998DUBSTEP]

lol keep pressing 2:24

[SigismondLupiens]

Kinder always goes by 2 !

[LittleMegaNeko]

I want to eat now Kinder to :D

[marck1293]

I wonder how can these be banned in the US but not a lot of powerful weapons....

[qwrites]

Oh my goodness! I got a red boat almost like this the last time I had one! Except mine was a proper German one (Überraschung!), because they don't actually sell them in the States. Hooray for German markets.

[4evaNnjaFitr360]

It kind of looked painful when you first broke open the shell

[xNjaMx]

Kinder Überraschung! Yay! My favourite part of my childhood, buying like 24 of these at once with my grandma.(I live in Germany by the way)

[deadmanshand2010]

love the accent . 

[milkywayxx1]

I could listen to you all day.

[Dordykinz]

Damn, you have an awesome accent.

[actresstobe1408]

omg i have one of those hippos i have the one with the guitar

[scapebase]

i had one of these today and live in the US, according to wikipedia a woman crossing the canada-US border had a kinder egg taken from her and they told her that there is a $300 fine for having one of them. talk about over enforcement of laws...

[superllama467]

see, everyone has been complaining aobut the lameness of the toys lately. But i live in america so when i get kinder eggs i would be fine with a break dancing hippo, but no, i got a puzzle. WHO PUTS PUZZLES IN KINDER EGGS!!!! THATS SO LAME D:

if you have ever gotten a puzzle,.....i feel pitty twords you. at least they give us chocolate to keep us sane

[cougarfan1341]

plastic toy ass...DIED

[GillianIsabella]

This just fucking made my night.

[TheAninas]

The plastic Ass bit made me laugh.

[Merugibu93]

XD aww u have a cute accent. british? not sure, im just happy i can understand wut ur sayin . o.

[falletron]

@Merugibu93 Haha, hello. I'm Scottish.

[NamgcoStudios]

@falletron Aye it's nice to see the irish and scott in youtube.

[brothachiken023]

@Merugibu93 why would you think that he's British, just shows how t\stupid you are.

[yoitstupidTV]

So funny :D I want some plastic mulch with chocolate now...

[potterfan912]

I like Filipino Kinder Surprise...

[Dordykinz]

I rofled when you said 'plastic toy ass'.

[mlgrd]

The worst is when you open it up and you see a puzzle.

[YirLinalalala]

I really hate you, you are makeing a video about kindereggs. And i hate when you talk, and when you eat.

[Guppiegodess]

DUDE........UR VOICE MADE ME ORGASM <3 jk jk xD but ur accent is so awesome :3

[yesserinnocentstorm]

ur not serious are u? u're calling that toy stupid? u're lucky you got a cool toy like that, and not all the toys that u build and put together are good, they don't have to be toys that require assembly to be good !! sometimes these small figurines are the best !! be thankful i really get get shitty toys sometimes !

[chainskater37]

its a contraption !!!!

[Skater4Life8o5]

in your kinder surprise you got a plastic toy ass? did you perhaps get the rapist or sex toy kinder surprise? lmao

[oxworx]

we used to get one each every shop - my friend was so pissed off wiht the crappy toy he smashed it away with a tennis racket!

[CoconutWerewolf]

how much would one cost in us dollers

[SOLIDSNAKEXXX360]

LOL They are everywhere in Canada would have thought the US woud have them too

[MaeTheWolfDemon]

I don't think we have these in America. But they seem good, and I love your accent by the way! :D So cute!

[ImCrAzyFoROreOs]

@MaeTheWolfDemon No they have them here in Canada! (Yay!) They're banned in the us because they think having small plastic toys in chocolate is against the law.

[kickstand900]

kinder is like an amped up wonderball

[Guinepigsrock]

I like the chocolate more than the toy

[tmh726]

wow, in the USA we have "wonder balls". their chocolate balls with stiuckers and candy inside. gross!

btw I like your videos alot! your a funny guy!

[gabicrazy123]

We have them in Norway!

[SMxSerbia]

These things are so popular in Serbia

Is Kinder German?

[brb1006]

people who live outside from the US are so lucky to have them

[thefatdogproduction1]

these are good and you see these everywhere in germany

[SaturnGirlDark13]

I was in Germany and got a 5 pack of only contraptions. Woot.

[Solarice]

Oh god Kinder Eggs... I've been to London twice and dear lord did I pig out on these things. When I went a few years ago, the little plastic things didn't have hinges, that's gotta be new. Hehe. The chocolate though is REALLY sweet and rich... It's far better then our American chocolate here. :c I miss the Kinder Eggs... Lord, I miss the Prawn Cocktail crisps too.. Ugh... I guess it's time to go hunt some down off the internet. :D

[substantialHack]

i have many things to say.

1:fuck the instructions

2:i hate these new modified eggs. now i cant blow them up with vinegar and baking soda.

3:the toy is always some steupid action figure or eraser. only a couple of times have i gotten a "contraption"

[Nooboscity]

My Dad got me some from Germany...found out * the instructions alone are 99$*

[Fbiman93]

Two hollow chocolate eggs and you say, "Too much chocolate." Sorry mate, but you'd never make it in the good old USA.

[falletron]

@Fbiman93 Hahaha, fair point - but in my defence, it IS very sickly chocolate...

[AmericanAviator]

@falletron I couldn't imagine it being very fine chocolate given the product and it's target demographic if children.

[tmh726]

@Fbiman93 omg, no wonder! my ancestors were Scottish!

[williejenkins666]

@Fbiman93 The second he said "Terrapin" instead of "turtle" he would also receive a major ass beating.

[Unim6]

@Fbiman93 LOL those chocolate eggs are very thick and sickly hahaha i'm american and even after one of those kinder eggs, it feel like i ate a whole triple chocolate fudge chocolate cake:D ..okay maybe not that much hahaha

[foofoox]

Do we have these in the US? I've never heard of them :( But I do remember pogs!

[falletron]

@foofoox They're actually banned in the US because of some law that says food can't have...hard plastic things inside it. CRAZY, I know! :P

[SaturnGirlDark13]

@falletron They totally sell them here... I saw it in a few European food stores. And the giant ones too...

[brb1006]

@falletron im jealous now

[jupiter784]

@falletron we do have them in specialty world food shops here. I just had some a few weeks ago and got a pathetic plastic policeman that required no assembly. I do remember the toys being better way back when.

[jupiter784]

@falletron and I'm in the US...I should add...

[Ardarygu]

@falletron no because some stupid kid might try and eat the yellow capsule or the toy so it is a choking hasard.

[chainskater37]

@foofoox i still have mine you know bad boy club

[tehmaninblack]

@foofoox you could find them in any Polish or Russian grocery in the States...or at least in NYC

[antisocialbookworm]

omg i was literally lmho when you showed the little butt and said literally a plastic toy ass. gosh im still laughing -but its only been like a minute.

[Khomatose]

I got a glow in the dark ghost at the beach building a sand castle. Chocolate wasworth it though. I'll mail it to you if you like. The ghost, not the chocolate.

[thethinkingphrase]

Strangely enough, I got one a few days ago with the same boat inside. Except mine was MISSING A SAIL. I am considering writing to Kinder demanding a years supply of Kinder Eggs for my traumatic experience.

[Tratiz]

Dud ur right, i remember when i was a kid and lived in switzerland, they used to be called KinderEggs and u used to have to squish the yellow capsule in the middle to upen it, i bet they put a hinge on it, cause just like me, kids were opening it with their teeth and sometimes it popped back into their mouth and almost made them choke (i was smart enough to put my tounge behind it though lol) these were like my favorite things ever and they were always used as a reward for me, what about u guys?

[LordLethonai]

Haha. Absolutely laughed out loud at "didn't even pretend to float".

[Zolena289]

I love your accent <3

[TheIpoodrock]

I love kinders !! I have a collection of around 150 I get like one a week

[adrastea99]

They don't make the ones that click together anymore

Dangerous for children or some shit

Fucking politicians

[ElswortNEA]

I got one of those... I couldn't piece it together

[wellieboot1234]

haha love it...

"too much chocolate" *promptly eats more chocolate*

xxxx

[reinix]

God, I wish we had kinder eggs in America.

[charlottepoet]

getting the cheeky hippo arse in your egg was too funny!

and then you got a FAIL BOAT! :)

-jessie

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

I haven't had a kinder egg in years.... probably because they don't sell them in the us. That's kind of a hindrance in acquiring them.

the eggs look bigger than what i remember though. i wonder if they put hinges on the capsule due to too many injuries caused by children attempting to open the old ones.

[PickleMcPicklehiemer]

I always preferred the little capsule the toy came in rather than the actual toy :P I would have SO MUCH FUN with the capsule, even if it did hurt my teeth to open :P

[sakuratheoneinfinity]

Haha. Wow, you've got me feeling nostalgic, too. Haven't ate a Kinder Surprise in ages. *Goes out to buy a Kinder Surprise* n_n

[ilovefalletron]

You cannot afford to buy kinder eggs.

[mariayeahh]

oh my actual god. i want one, im craving one so much D:

im gonna go to the shop and buy a kinder egg now.

[bumbletard]

I ended up buying a box of three kinder eggs today (instead of lunch, in fact. mmm, nutrition!)

I got a mini digger thing, and two of the creepy tophat-and-pink-underpants hippo. I don't think I'm going to buy kinder eggs again for a long while.

[cartoonporn]

I don't think I have ever eaten a Kinder Egg.

I like a Bueno better thanks.

[falletron]

You just like the cheeky adverts.

[AlisaCobriana]

omgosh, a hinge!

That's exciting =D

I too spent many a minute getting frustrated with those stupid plastic kinder egg babies. -______-

Then I'd just pass it off to an adult(who'd have a similar time with it ;P)

Oh! Congrats on having Maureen Johnson notice you so much on Twitter! =D

[joseph2442]

Can we (by we I mean the entire internet) make fun of your accent yet like we do with communitychannel?

I am shocked about the toy capsule. Not only did I ruin my teeth with the chocolate, but also by trying to open the capsule!

[falletron]

Sure, feel free, but only 1/500 as much, since she has waaaay more people watching her than me :P

[proudveggie]

I recently bought a Kinder Egg and was bitterly disappointed when all I got was a lame dragon thing.

Apparently it was meant to have a partner and fly round a castle or something and to make the whole thing, you'd need to buy a hell of a lot of Kinder Eggs and hope you got all the right parts.

So I'm stuck with some stupid plastic dragon that doesn't do anything.

They're not Kinder Surprises. They are Kinder Fails!

[falletron]

Vent the anger, vent the anger :P

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

i loved the terrapins and the elephants

[falletron]

I forgot about the elephants!

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

more of surprise would be if it exploded

[Ferdiad1]

That is one hip-opotamus

[falletron]

You jokester.

[paisleypower30]

A break dancing Hippo! I thought the just did ballet :P

[falletron]

Oh no, hippos are involved in all the visual arts.

[imperfectcadences]

I can't imagine hippos make for very good break dancers. I've seen them at the zoo and Busch Gardens, and they're rather...huge...

[falletron]

Maybe it's more of a pun, for the parents to enjoy.

[RhymesWithAwesome]

I'm going to go out on a stupidity limb and ask what a terrapin is.

[hjjcvw]

A Terrapin is a type of Turtle.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

theyre a completely different species like crocodiles and alligators theyre related but not the same species

[RhymesWithAwesome]

Ooo! Sounds cool.

[falletron]

Rhymey got SKOOL'D! :P

[RhymesWithAwesome]

I blame public school. :P

[kpluseightpluse]

haha awesome video! They were always called kinder suprise, I remember getting them when I was a kid.

[Viclyn13]

idk what u r taking about but u r so handsome.I'm a girl but i wish i had ur eyes

[smallstegosaurus]

Sorry about the crappy toys but it made a very entertaining video! I'm American and I've never had a Kinder egg, maybe I should try one...

[falletron]

Yeah, apparently they're banned in the states. Crazy.

[RhymesWithAwesome]

Probably because they are a chokcing hazard. One of the few things we try to regulate well is choking hazards.

[WasItJustMe]

I think I may have to go buy a Kinder Surprise now. =P

I love the names for the hippos. Only cheap cheap toys could have such ridiculous names.

[falletron]

There were other hippos too, I just didn't care enough to keep reading :P

[DazzlinglyAbsurd]

But the hippo was so COOL Neil! The sideways cap PROVES this.

*runs off to buy some Kinder Surprises even though the hinges are a cop out. Back in my day we had to fight our way inside those capsules and prove our worth to the toy inside*

[falletron]

Oh, my mistake - I shall fetch him out of the miscellaneous drawer I threw him into ASAP :P

[DazzlinglyAbsurd]

So you SHOULD. If he is not in a place of PRIDE during the next video, I shall be utterly disappointed.

I may even unsubscribe!

[LiveAndLetDice]

haha, search kinder surprise 80s advert... its incredibly disturbing!

[falletron]

Haha that was the first related video I clicked on after uploading.

[msaff099]

Ah, Kinder eggs... I always got the puzzles that came in 4 pieces. Most challenging parts of my life, trying to wedge those things together...

[falletron]

I'd rather have that than a terrapin! :P

[Saaduk92]

Wow I haven't had one of these in aaaggggeess. Them adding hinges makes me want to buy one now. :X

[falletron]

Ferrero should pay me for all the business I've sent their way :P

[optimisticrabbit]

I have to say these kinder eggs are worth it just for my entertainment for videos like this. :) but other than that they're pretty shit.

[falletron]

Yeah, I looked up the tiny terrapins on ebay - they have not appreciated much in value.

[TheWillofDC]

i fav'ed this cause its the greatest thing to come out of the uk this month!

[falletron]

You are TOO KIND, sir.

[caliowin]

I always got the ones you had to put together to make up the toy. Loved them! that was what made them so cool

[falletron]

So jealous!

[CandyInfluence]

"crack on" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

You're not savouring the kinder egg chocolate! That's the best bit about kinder eggs. You never get enough with one egg though :(

I got a GIANT one for easter when I was 8 ^_^ My parents made a easter egg trail from my room to the front door where the GIANT kinder egg stood. Well if bet it wasn't that giant. I think I was just very small lol.

[falletron]

Hehehe, so much easier to impress tiny children with big things.

[falletron]

...I just noticed how bad that sounds, LOL.

[MissAyela]

Oh wow..what a flashback I had when you mentioned the terrapins!

I'm sorry you boat didn't float, I used to really like the jigsaws too, they kept you going for at least 4 mins!

[falletron]

Yeah, the terrapins really stuck in my mind for some reason - I really remember the adverts for them on TV.

[MichaelaPfi1]

Mmm. My dad just got back from Switzerland and brought a bunch of those back<3 I love them sooo much~ Everytime i go to Switz. I get one when I go to the Kiosk.

And yes they used to be calle Kinder Eggs. and the toys used to be a lot better(: I do like the new eggs though, I got a happy Hippo aswell, but it was the pop one. BTW You got the boat I had too!

[falletron]

Awesome! Did he bring you any of the Milka chocolate? It's delicious Swiss chocolate - so creamy!

[MichaelaPfi1]

Yes! I feel like a pig because he brought home like a BUNCH and I've eaten a lot of it. It's quite addicting(:

[rrooorroo]

I think they used to be called kindr egg but one day I was like kinder surprise? wtf? am i going craz or did they change the namey? glad to know Im not the only one because I seriously cant remember xD

[sisterhoodofthecrabs]

Hahaha "oh too much chocolate"...*NOMNOMNOM*

[TheMightyBex]

When I was wee they were called kinder eggs, I'm sure... I always got the ones you built, I'm pretty sure too..

[falletron]

I think Kinder eggs was the 'slang' for it, lol.

[Lightscameraashlee]

You got a boat too! They're so crap xD

Loved this video response :D made me happy inside.

The hippo was proper cool :P

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