SUPER FAST TURTLE

[mghan4173]

can you say steroids?

[exa160]

Wow

[DAFROGLEGS11]

I thought it was a hat

[NHLNERD99]

Ooooooo

[Forresttree16]

Slow and steady my a**

[lwkrtgvjdlhkdfnvlst]

Bahahaha oh my god that was great, I was not expecting that lol

[kkjjmm00999]

HAHAHAHA



[GesseAaron]

Adamantoise,

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U NO DROP ITEMS!

[CreatorOfTheUniverse]

LOL i thought this was like all the other ironic videos about "running" turtles. I didn't expect that it would actually run super fast.

[TheZebinator10]

lol



[ch1Co4019rep]

vtec just kicked in yooo

[TheRonaldmcdonalds]

he's like oh fuck it's bear grylls!!!!!!!

[wittedneji]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Poluskis]

Lmao thats funny

[NimbleTurtle13]

That's my brother! I'm even faster!

[MrKirby438]

He was running away from the "i like turtles" kid

[jellybean8864]

Ummm....this is a horseshoe crab lol

[happycowsmmmcheese87]

@jellybean8864 no way... look again....

[ossmbc]

rare pokemon !!

[TamamaNitohei1]

*sees carmera*

turtle: ok, now, i slowly move away from the camera

*once is turned the other way

turtle: BOOK IT!!! OMG!!! WAA!!

[crazyraichu02]

You will never catch me, not while i shift into maximum overdrive!

[DudeWithTheBord]

His shell made him aerodynamic!!

[ralya222]

Yet people call turtles slow !

[QQANDY520]

ㄚ哈哈~這是鱉吧~好棒棒~>_<~

[TheHaloN00b117]

@QQANDY520 My point exactly!

[SolidDiamondJirachi]

Woah, that made my prized yellow bellied slider look slow O_O

[B3llBoyZ]

For people who do not know what kind of turtle this is, this is a softshell turtle they are in my opinion the most beautiful freshwater turtle.

[ecoo911]

He did some badass move yo :D

[Unleasher619]

I would have loved to have seen that turtle jump in the go-cart and drive off.

[theonlygeco1]

Holy shit look at that nigglit goo!

[fcanane1]

does that thing have a 350 under the shell?

[sentineloffreedom]

holy shit!... WARP SPEED! lol its actually kinda creepy, like an alien or something lol

[Dwaithy]

Idiot, excited cause he didn't know that turtles could run SUPER FAST TURTLE... all caps.... so exciting guys have you heard the fucking news?

[ProductionsBestVideo]

I Go To A Park, I See A Dildo, You Go To A Park, You See A Turtle... FU NEBRASKA D:<

[9985017708]

Turtle ! Turtle ! Jesus christ TURTLE !

[cutefreak101]

no wider the rabbit lost he race. The turtle is FRICKEN FAST

[MultiSkate1996]

Haha it's a black guy turtle

[subject157]

@MultiSkate1996 hahahahahahaha lol

[MikeDrumsPDP]

he's like

"turn slowly....FUCK THIS"

[ThatGuy21852]

We Got A Runner

[Roxxzor816]

GOTTA GO FAST

[ilvminecraft6476]

GET TO THA GOLF CART

[lover10152]

that was a soft shell people get ur facts right



[MultiCoolboy200]

Might be sonic the heagehogs brother

[gunman01293]

No it isint a TORTISE it is a soft shell turtle OK?!

[blazeingeagle]

sorry but that was a tortoise

[ShadowLiveOh]

Run Forrest Run!!!

[izzosama]

Gotta go FAST!!

[willffre]

0:09

Turtle:oh no is coming again! i dont wanna see his face!! oh got help! FRED IM COMING VRRROOOAAMMM!!!

[RomanticPopPunk]

no wonder the freakin rabbit lost the race

[rjd4evar]

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

[360391incinerator]

0:14 back to base!!!

[Animaloverz820]

hahah wth?

[monkeyman1292662]

Thats an aligator snaping turtle

[LordBluBlood]

@monkeyman1292662 Aligator snapping turtles have the EXTREMELY thick shells with dull spikes on their shell, that was no alligator snapping turtle... lol

[SnackAttack457]

@monkeyman1292662 Your moms's a alligator snapping turtle

[NavySeal159]

That was a Pankake Turtle. My dad had one when he lived in Nebraska

[VNtinos]

slow as a turtle my ass

[MetalMaggotMania]

Lol

[MegalodonDragon]

@ IAMARATEL Then they all should exchange those heavy ones for super speedy ones.

[Doscar385]

RUN FOREST FUN

[IpodTouchSyndicate]

hes won many gold medals in the turtle Olympics 1 meter sprint

[MegalodonDragon]

Why can't they ALL do this?!?!

[IAMARATEL]

@MegalodonDragon Unlike most turtles which have hard, thick shells, The shell of the soft-shell turtle is light, flexible and leathery. It allows the turtle more maneuverability at the price of an armor defense.

[CameraTenshi]

Ahahah it's so impressive!

[kpm721]

That vacuum is the same vacuum as night of

eureka

[HansWurst24798]

And that, kids, happens if you give wild turtles too much of daddy's red bull!

[MrS0v13tRaz3rStick]

@HansWurst24798 perhaps red bull doesnt give turtles wings....but shit, close enough

[kewldx]

My RES Is Like That Every Once In A While..

[StrangeAnthony]

What has thing been eating? I think it's high

[v8109]

V8 turtle

[JR5Smith]

What the hell?! Damn, that's diesel, baby!

[Snapmrsandman]

I am no turtle expert but I don't think this is your normal turtle, I think it has been dipped in some short of nuclear acid :P.

Ps. Just a hunch :D

[TiddyMunchers]

At first I was like ah lame but den I was like holy $@!#

[majig12372]

These videos just know how to pwn other ones. I wonder how they do that...

[Horaay123]

RUUUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! lol -.-' :D

[megonester]

Ahaha thanks u just made my day

[tabbycat1212]

0:08 - Ok...he doesn't really seem all that fa-

0:14 - OH MY GAWD!!!

[soharya]

now i'm CONVINCED that turtles aren't slow

[GTA1GTA2GTA3GTA4GTA6]

holy shit

[KidrauhlFreak94]

Turtles Aren't Slow, That's What I always tell Everyone :l

[wiefdiwbofdbw]

is this video speed up or is it real ? oO didnt know turtles could do that..

[HsingG32]

holyshit!!! Ferrari ==

[FirstGamerDude]

You know What I Like? Thats Right!

[aznbtea]

teenage mutant ninja turtle off duty.

[rxlxex]

That's a big shell

[GirlsTbagToo]

I like turtles.

[Stealth955]

Michelangelo is that you ?

[D415YCU773R]

that one was on red bull or something^^

[nellie2581]

That´s cute

[KillaZLT]

turtle used hustle

It's supper effective

[axman041003]

Turtles all run that fast

[ziiz1957]

スッポンだね。　softshell turtle

[thelizardguy100]

SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[enfamy]

I like the part where he runs

[littlestpetshop56781]

Thats a fast little critter

[W3R3W00F]

0:13

LIFTOFF.

[Gregorymallard98]

Wtf

[1207kariya]

スッポンモドキ？

[CHIPPNK]

Ching Chong Ching mother fucker! I can't UNDERSTAND YA!

[DrBAdBiLlYbEaN]

Better Than Speedy Gonzales.

[otyakuri]

はえーー！！！！

[taikotataite]

これはスッポンでしょ。どう見ても亀じゃない。

[pipikkusu]

えええええ

[thefunnyferryfox]

うっわ・・はや・・・ Wuts that?

[tomonopiano]

ゴキブリじゃん

[18Nikah]

i look up the wierdest shit lol !! turtle is mad fast lol !!1

[chaco2008jp]

うっわ・・はや・・・

[shikion21]

Very fast!

[MisterGuy11]

Lolol PANIC ATTACK!

PANIC ATTACK! :D

[MidcourseKILLA]

Tat turtle had then dippers on

[iortegon]

well actually turtles arn't slow tortoises are.....i blame television

[patrice4483]

that thing aint no turtle if it run that fast

[matthewtylerhickman]

GET SHITTED ON HAIRE!

[SpeedyClackster]

Speedy Cl-cl-cl-clackster

[SickzorOne]

GET TO DA CHOPPA

[Curtisthecrumble]

@madjimms thats good for you good for you indeed

[XSkizorz]

I used to be able to run like that but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[ShootingStarSongs]

The slowness has been an act all this time.

[stameus]

Lol i did really not expect that

[madjimms]

I like turtles

[diversecity98]

uuuuhh....ok

[umagnus77]

lets see the hare race this turtle

[pargelenis2020]

what the FUCK?

[legomonster249]

turtle:ahh enjoying some rays :D

guy:oh look a turtle!

turtle:fuck

guy:hehe lets zoom in!

turtle:TO THE LAKE *ZOOM*

guy:WTF?!

[Skullpanda3433]

DAFUQ!?!

[collin5202000]

I like turtles

[NewLostMusic]

Slowly, slowly, wait for it.. wait for it.. RRRUUNNNNNN

[themysteriousguy12]

thats fast for a turtel.



[jimiHendiXnof]

sonic the turtle

[ggguitar13]

Guy: Hey look at this turtle...

Turtle: YO MAN FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

[Pref4n]

i love the 1million Plus views! this turtle is famous!

[TheMelloAj]

Im supposed to be writing an english paper... How I got here i'll never know.

[choagps3]

That turtle has ninja skilz LOL

[noz4bxd0]

Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtle seen on beach... :)

[sappinmytele]

Look at that turtles shell, it was made for speed!

[riosjoseph89]

The title like get the fuck away from me lol

[Lu1g1fire]

Slowly, slowly,slwoly, ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREAD ABANDON THREAD !

[blueberrygirl1226]

oh mai gawd

[munkofpunk]

Epic turtle

[Knuckles3168]

Wtf

[JohnMcArthey]

Well, a acuatic turtle is obviously faster than the others.Just look the legs

[xman402]

i probably woulda screamed and laughed at the same time. resulting in falling over.

[lolMagaki]

its under the vehicle ! lol dont look at the bushes :P

[MrSkillStreak]

In Soviet Russia . . .

[TheAxelMan100]

So maybe the turtle really did beat the hare:D

[Pangolinist]

Usain turtle

[BeastBeyblades]

What a hacker <_<

[ZombieStarscream]

This is a fast turtle cool chiz

[Shawnbar97]

@danson63 uh... How exactly do you know this when these types of turtles are ENDANGERED??? O.O

[kyle1larivee]

Thats not a turtle, butthole. Its a platypus

[TheAxelMan100]

@kyle1larivee I hope you're joking XD

[pureawsome45]

i wonder where he gets his crack from

[Quigs4eva]

XD Makes me laugh histerically every time I watch this, which is about 3 times a day...this is a way to get someone upset laughing XD

[ThePatridiot]

how comes that the "get to tha chopaaaaaaaah" comment isn't top rated anymore?! :-O

[asiekrem]

and who says turtles are slow.

[minecraftmember99]

I think he's fart

[MrAntwizzle]

Well shit on me and wipe it with a skunks ass, that turtle is fast

[TechSpeaker]

Turtle: Ok what i have to do to get this guy away from me is turn around, Which takes 3 seconds.. And RUUNNN!!!!

[pureskills815]

this is the real tortis that beat the hare!!

[Slayer246125]

FAKE! THIS IS SOOO FAKE! (TROLL COMMENT)

[ImAturtle369]

he is a assasion!

[ImAturtle369]

RUN TURTLE RUN!!!!!!!!!!

[ImAturtle369]

CATCH HIM CATCH HIM,He stoll my shell! Lol

[MrMarienas666]

turtle with GTI legs

[GamingPersuit]

DAT TURTLE IS A BLOODY SPY

[ColorTheSkys]

@bassboy979 i know its real im just stating an alternate on how i can find a fast turtle :D

[ColorTheSkys]

I can use sony vegas to fast foward clips too

[bassboy979]

@ColorTheSkys this is real, not all turtles are slow contrary to steriotypes. You can tell from the sand he is kicking up as he runs away hopefully you will beleive the truth :)

[Ninjuri]

his little feet flapping around :3

[faithpruitt11]

tell me why im laughing so hard?

[YuiMioMugiRitsuAzusa]

I got here from K-ON:3

[TreVox]

when that's a pretty fast turtle..

[DotsOnALine]

WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU’LL SHIT BRICKS!!!

[canaanwhite]

soft shell turtles are VERY fast on land. Don't let the old anecdote fool you.

Turtles are faster than you think. Just try and pick up a soft shell, you will be bitten and bleeding before you know it...lol.