Humpty Dumpty: A Suicide Story

[callofdutymwmakarov]

th guy behind the camra is hillarious

[monami5]

He SO didn't kill himself! He was Surprised that he fell off the wall.. Look at the expresion on his face! Don't call that suicide! :@

[queenloca12]

he was wasited

[Bookstar28]

you just ruined my childhood. suicide LOL!

[mariados64]

eggman. XD

[sooper2dooper3]

you fat bastard

[jattyization]

it was not an accident, it was not suicide. IT WAS MURDER. RIP HUMPTY DUMPTY 

[yaseminesra96]

güççüklüğüme döndüm...

[MrDaclayman]

what egg is stupid enough to sit on a wall? an friggin egg!

[MrQasimpathan]

ilo 

[N3146]

Can I ask what is that humpty dumpty footage from? :)

[jnfrye07]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall; Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; Humpty Dumpty was a moron. The End.

[LoboDeBayamon]

i think cartoon should be like this.

i mean that the point of the story. you get FUCK! if you play dangerous.

i think is a great moral, bc its realistic. And ones your broke their is no god or medicine to fix you how yu where before. lol

[fatjelatje]

emo dumpty

[jkb170895]

I thought this was gona be some legit funny shit

thanks for wasting a good minute n eight seconds of my life

[ericunited09]

ur a fuking fag

[mrdingdong4]

instead of trying to put him back together i would of just shouted... WWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­Y

[TheMaccamaniac]

sksajksaj Lol! qe bueno te quedo el video kjsakjsakjsa

[AuroraLilyLauren]

o.m.g 0.0 XD

[91FroSt91]

Uhm .. what the hell ? XD

I've never known what Humpty Dumpty was till now XD

That's fucked up lol xD RIP Humpty Dumpty XD

[Tinarocksxxtinz]

Ahhah.. A suicude stoorryy!!! LOL 

[locomotifx]

He had a great FALL! Looked purty damn happy to me. I know it's a joke but i still think it's unfair on Humpty Dumpty.

[Honeysucklebommie]

Humpty Dumpty was pushed !

[thecpmanfirebird1106]

@Honeysucklebommie NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[ppeetteerr]

where is this clip from??? a movie as i was a child i am trying to find

[jnasvare]

!what an awesome name!!!!

[Blackinterceptor999]

Wasn't the real humpty dumpty a cannon? based on the lyrics it does seem like it.

[hercarebear2]

Nowhere in the rhyme does it actually say that Humpty was an egg....

[Madams1977]

@hercarebear2 You know.. that's true, I never thought of that unless there is a second verse we don't know about

[xxmrbloodxx]

he died from that high up? PUSSY

[TheSector241]

He will be missed,Too bad he was a dumb ass....

[EineBratze]

humpty dumpty is creepy

[rwtj01]

watch the Ricky Gervais clip from his stand up about the story and moral of humpty dumpty - genius!! :)

[BenLeigh1996]

why are we all pessimistic?

[miiyu999]

that clip was on a childerns movie that I saw when I was a kid. The part about Hampty Dumpty isn't, but that movie was frickin scary. Mostly because of the animation. . .

[lionhart3001]

humpty dumpty fucked a fat hore, humpty dumpty spunked on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, bent the bitch over and fucked her again

[Marchelpme]

I've recorded "And ironically the end is written on a shell, huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh" and its my msg signal on my phone, b1atch

[mammatusofmystery]

I was reading on Yahoo!™ the other day, that the rhyme never said he was an egg......................... Scary!

[RedIV]

It's a cautionary tale, man. Humpty Dumpty didn't commit suicide. It's more like he accidentally died while drunk driving.

[berrypie11]

Poor Humpty Dumpty

[bleachiko3cat3]

and ironicly the end is written on his shell

aha, i laughed.

[Emilypowns21]

lol hilarious, the BEST

[gojmudukes]

he was drunk

[7chobbers7]

lol humpty dumty was an egghead lol

[newdawnmistake]

@7chobbers7: An egghead is someone who is highly studious.

[conotron70]

@7chobbers7 funny thing is is that i did not make that comment. my brother did.