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  • Who owns a sword? You have no idea how much I've been trying to convince my parents to let me buy a double edged battle axe and a medieval sword. Some people like that stuff thank you very much.

  • CONGRATS UR A DRUNK VIKING!

  • reporter chick is hot

  • Put CC on and you will laugh ur ass off

  • Wow.

  • Get rid of Cenk, bring back Ana. The new chick can be the co-star.

  • Some people collect swords.

  • Must've been one big-ass sword if you could run it through an entire building.

  • who owns a sword? apparently a lot of people, based on these comments. I don't know what use they think they have, besides wasting money.

  • my dad owns swords and daggers and knives and chains and wipes and a mace. and a fail and a few axes. ^_^

  • Who owns a sword? I've got 4. A Japanese sword set and a sakabato.

  • reading the CC is funny

  • really hate that guy

  • Some people take Joan of Arc a little to far...

  • PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GER KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE.2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF UR LIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS U WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS DONT STOP NOW!THIS IS SOOO SCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSSES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CUZ IT ACTUALLY WORKS!

  • I wonder if she was running down the hall yelling "SPARTA"!!!! LMAO!!!!

  • video or it didn't happen

  • This girl is thousand hundreds of hundreds of thousands(in the square!) times better than premature armenian misconception))

    Sorry, but Ana is just an extension of Cenk's dick(figuratively speaking... or not?), she is incompetent, subjective, biased and doesen't seem to have it's own opinion which in show like TYT is really important. It's not CNNorFOX news, where others already thought for you so you don't have to!

    UglyAna aka Kasper - OUT! J.Bray aka Hottie - IN!!!

    Who with me?

    Who against?

  • that's my kind of women

  • look at the captions??

  • I would

    A: make a sword myself

    and

    B: take it to school

    whyyyyyy not..

    (ok ok I'm kidding come on people)

  • I Liiiiike.

  • Ana and the blond need to be on this show together European weather forecasting style top less

  • I need a lot more then a 40 to get that drunk lol

  • I hate that blonde woman... Why is she in the show? I can't stand her!

  • Cenk's got it figured out. Hot chicks=hits.

  • Sword collectors own swords, and why can't kids own swords? So long as the owner of the weapon is responsible and mature, it's perfectly acceptable. Weapons aren't the danger, the idiots who don't know how to use and respect them are the danger. A weapon is just a tool, like a screwdriver, and you could kill someone just as handily with either.

  • you can cut the sexual tension during that broadcast with sword

  • @tightls1 thats what she said

  • Who is this chick??????

  • this sounds like something my mum would do if someone slipped her heavy drugs

  • now why couldn't that be my mom? would have made my school much more interesting.

  • I don't see whats so strange in owning a sword, yes if your going to own a weapon be responsible, it's not a toy but it's not unheard of my dad owns a sword, a replica of the sword used by Blade in the films, pretty cool not to mention all those bladesmiths or antique collectors, that's just my two currency pledges on the subject.

  • He Just doesn't let her talk.

  • "Who even owns a sword?" I do.  Two actually, they're both heirlooms.

    One's a Western medieval shortsword I inherited from my great uncle (it has a bunch of masonic symbols on it).

    The other is a katana from my grandpa, which I've never seen unsheathed. He got it from killing a general in Japan during WWII.

  • @Anon5241 Your grandpa is a fucking boss.

    I salute him.

  • @Anon5241

    Exactly, now that is a perfectly good reason to own a sword. Swords aren't playthings or tools that automatically turn everyone who touches them into a killer. Your reasons to own those swords are perfectly honourable and good, and you set a good example by your mature demeanor and respect towards them.

  • @Anon5241 I have a pair of katanas, a Turkish Scimitar and a couple of other Egyptian dance swords

  • @Anon5241 If you're telling the truth that's fuckin awesome!

  • @Anon5241 congratulations?

  • @Anon5241 thats cool man :]

  • Swords are awesome. My choice would have been a chainsaw though.

  • @MistahMurkle Takes one to know one. Your grammar is terrible.

  • @lb8068 Yarr... your Grandma is terrible too!!!

  • WTF?

  • Swords are AWESOME!

  • I would be so embarassed if that was my mother.

  • wtf is this piece of shit show? its jsut 2 retards pretending that there clever.

  • jeez who the fuck cares if a woman was swinging a sword around i would pay to see that in person

  • the blonde girl is so cute =)

  • ....wheres the video of it???

  • Downed a 40? That's it? Give me a couple more and I'll give a you something to talk about.

  • i own two katanas and other dangerous weaponary...does bibis count as dangerous

  • I own a few swords, this blond is like some little miss virgin act. I do not condone running through the halls of a school though with the sword.......scissors maybe

  • she was drinking colt 45 if it wouldve been steel reserve she would probably most likely be half clothed wearing headphones with no ipod covered in mayonaise screaming IM HIGHHH ON STEEEL

  • I dont quite get it how can she be charged with aggravated assault if noone even got hurt and she was just running around with the thing, shouldn't some conviction about endangerment or sth like that be more fitting, how can you be charged with aggravated assault if there is no fucking injury.

    This basically means that she is the same as someone who would make some guy a cripple by beating him with a steel pipe till he stopped moving, since they would be charged with aggravated assault too.

  • @Solidus1086 It's clearly attempted murder. Maybe just assault but who just assaults with a fucking sword?

  • @Solidus1086 per legal definitions, causing someone to fear bodily harm is an assault. Actually causing harm is battery.

  • holy crap, who is this hottie? .... wha.... how can cenk concentrate?

    she's not as confrontational as i'd like tho... kind of a yes-woman :P

  • "I'm gunna KILL BILL, his wife, and their shitty kid."

  • wow i wish my mom would do that

  • spaghetti time

  • @spiralsky1 lmfao, spaghetti time indeed. obscure reference but it worked for me =D

  • lol " sword weilding offence" ahahah thats awsome

  • Who WAS that dumb blonde?? ahh--heehhehee....Where's my Ana?

  • I dig the blonde but im glad anas back

  • you think this is good you got to be good!!!!

  • Who cares about a woman who brought a sword to school. Let's have a conversation about how good Jacki looks today.

  • This woman sounds a little like Miss Carolina, i just can't get past it XD

  • 0:35 wtf was that second sound effect LOL :D

  • Finally, they brought the hot girl back!

  • i own lots of swords who is this new bitch i want anna back

  • shez hottterr den anna but she dosnt know how to talk lol

  • i agree, but the hotness is stil there to compensate

  • WHO IS THIS BROAD? SHE'S FUCKN CHEESY! Where THE FUCK is Anna??? Didnt they have a girl before Anna though? WTF???? I WANT ANNA BACK

  • holy shit chill the fuck down i'm sure this is just an exception?!?!!?

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS ANA? this bitch is has no personality

  • were is ana? i love ana

  • thats awesome---moms with swords----------------ill give her my sword......right in her brown eye

  • It's OK to own a sword if you have a child, just keep it out of reach.

    The sword that is.

  • "Who brings a sword to school?"

    Ninjas

    ...but only if it's a ninja school.

    It's like the opposite of public schools, you're legally not allowed to even be on school grounds unless you sufficiently armed. In fact the only people allowed to enter a ninja school unarmed are ninjas and octopi, but the latter really has more to do with an old issue of poor legal wording than anything else.

  • @ZanderJSketch Technically a rule that applies to all cephalopods, but nautali, cuttlefish, and squids have never heard of the loophole

  • 2 minutes of retardes talk with these 2

  • Where's that other girl?

  • She was probably black

    "I WILL CUT A BITCH"

  • how do you know she's black,and why does the woman have to be black to have done something like that. i'm not saying it'd not have been a black woman, but whay is it that when there's a report of such an incident it's gotta be someone black. most acts of school violence ,especially in recent years. have been committed by whites, but i'm not assuming it's someone white. violence is a human issue, and not exclusive to any one race.

  • Dude, I was kidding, haha I'm black too. And I'm not racist, its a joke, calm down.

  • sorry about that.

  • yea like black women have swords

  • That shit's so fucking epic it could reasonably be called Homerian. Liquor and swordplay is a truly radical combo. Ask the vikings.

    The new girl is cute.

  • What would of been funny and a bit ironic is if some student would of pulled out a gun and shot her.

  • Oh goodness. Guess I'm weird too. We have swords. We prefer to chop off people's heads or stab them when they come in angry witch hunting mobs wielding torches.

  • WHAT HAPPENED TO ANNA?!!!!!!

  • Ana is on vacation she will be back tomorrow.

  • ok punk wheres my ANA!! hshs jk but anas got so much more style

  • Where the fuck is Ana?

  • Where is Ana?!!??

  • I own 2 swords. They are both Katanas. I plan on collecting more, I don't have any plans to run around in a school with them, though.

  • yea owning a sword sure is stranger then owning a gun... ugh americans -.-

  • Shes hot.

    not gonna lie.

    Damn.

  • agreed.

  • imagines the other teachers drawing swords when that crazy mom comes in.

    FIGHT!!!

  • Calm down people, Ana is still around. Stop acting like bitches and give this blonde girl a chance.

  • Great gender dichotomy:

    Cenk: "Who brings a sword to school?"

    Other Host: "Who owns a sword?"

  • Good observation!

  • well put

  • this Jackie is waayyyy better than Ana!

    nothing wrong with a wholesome look who is not whining all the damn time!

  • @wutangson1

    I think it's too early to say who is better.

    The best way to decide would be a kissing contest on air!

    Perfect for a slow news day!

  • Wholesome?! She's got a horse face.

  • "Who would own a sword?"

    Typical broad.

  • Blondie's laugh is so annoying. If she stays on for much longer, I think I'll unsubscribe to TYT. Bring back Ana!

    Or at least, tell us where Ana went and if she's ever coming back.

  • tyt sucks ass

  • TATAS 0_0.. suddenly, I miss ana, a bit less

  • WE ARE SPARTA!!!!!!!

  • she should have used a light saber like yoda

  • My thoughts exactly.. She could have hid it in her purse. Very inconspicuous. When she had found her target, she could say I am your mother fucker..

  • hahahahahahaha WOW what beer will do to you lol thats horrible but so so funny. swords are awesome

  • We need a no sword zone for schools. Think of the children!

  • hahahahaha

  • Hahaha..dat mom oughta be cut down to size . ( :

  • so I guess the pen isn't mightier than the sword

  • wheres ana...

  • @baybee1atreyx

    EBM got her :(

  • There are a number of people who own swords, cutlasses, and machetes.

  • Came back to analyze this girls again.. I think that in order to truly evaluate her performance as a co host, we must have more information than this little clip provides. In order to acquire more information I motion that we will need to evaluate everything including her dress attire. She should stand up and slowly turn around repeatedly in a writhing circular motion. We can then Asses her qualifications for this Position.

  • i own a sword

  • Waaaaay hotter than Ana

  • @seanlaca agreed

  • Ana has more spunk and personality. That alone makes her way more attractive this this girl.

  • Sounds like a case of a modern Don Quixote.

  • Since when did The Young Turks stop doing politics and start trying to do crappy comedy routines?

    They even make the sound button thing unfunny.

  • You're fucking dumb. TYT has ALWAYS had an entertainment hour to my knowledge.

  • One has no problem with every household having arms, swords or otherwise. Simple solution to drunk or crazy people running through the schools, instead of banning weapons and making them safety zones for criminals, drunks, and the insane; allow the teachers, staff, visitors and students of age to have them. Also, spitting on someone is a serious assault, and any child spit on should counterattack with full intent to put his attacker down, immediately.

  • ban weapons? maybe we should ban alcohol (at least that had a legal precedent)

  • Banning weapons would be a smart idea, but if banning alcohol would ever happen, LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!

  • No, don't ban weapons, arm the staff. When they did it in Isreal, attacks on schools by crazies stopped.

  • Ima cut y'all, bitch.

  • but this girl is more annoying that anna.

  • i like the new anna....she's hotter. is anna's time up now so you got a younger chick?

  • @SwampAshHSS

    this one is nicer for me. She's super sweet and isn't so obnoxious and uppity like Anna.

  • I would disown my mom if she ever did this to me... What kid would ever be able to live that down. On other hand, this girl will know exactly who to go to when she's bullied later on middle school or something.

  • Did Ana quit or something?

  • its not cuz she giggles that shes stupid. quit being haters she brings up good points.

  • i love this girl

  • this girl is way hotter than anna, FUCK ANNA.

  • and i thought my mom was embarrassing. holy shit i wish that happened to someone i had not liked in school

  • As long as this new girls wears low cut shirts....she can stay

  • This girl is hot but she dont have anna's personality I love anna

  • pls god, bring back Anna

  • bring back anna! I like this girl to.. but anna and cenk are awsome together!

  • where the fuck is anna??? Bring her back ASAP.

    I mean it.

  • screw that bitch

  • Anna comes back Thursday ...She's on vacation

    I've been counting down the days until she comes back

  • Cenk just wants some nice tits to look at during his boring job.

    But Anna was hotter.

    Bring her back!!!

  • Who is this woman?...and where is Anna?

    Please don't tell me that Anna has been replaced by this woman...or anyone else.

    That would really suck. I'm sure she is a nice lady and all...but we love Anna.

  • WE WANT ANNA!! WE WANT ANNA! WE WANT ANNA!......her boobs are NOICE...=D

  • @AJXR227 Anna's a bitch I like this new lady

  • screw that bitch

  • Where's Ana???

  • Where is Anna?

  • Huh craziest my Mom did in my school was throwing a cell phone and have the pieces smash all down the hallway.

    I didn't want to say it last time but yes I don't enjoy the new girl she reminds me of that blonde from fox news in a way, what happened to Anna?

  • I'm serious now...where is anna? bring her a** back to the show,,,, this girl seems stupid,, where her every sentence ends with question mark??

  • @abd0727 i agree. Im getting crazy with this blonde high rising terminal. It's like she is a stupid 15 years old girl from the valley. Bring Anna already! I will give one star in every video i see this stupid blonde.

  • @horuseyes NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT KICK HER OFF THE SHOW! yah shes stupid and i defiantly want anna back, but the blonde is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooo hot.

  • @STKhero You right she is one hot blonde. But in other hand this is TYT and i dont see this channel for the hot chicks. If i want to see hot blondes on youtube i type "hot blonde" and i will get tons of blonde pussy videos... TYT feeds my brain not my dick.

  • thanx, here's what we gonna do... we should protest to bring anna back, & threaten Cenk that we will unsubscribe from TYT channel...

  • @abd0727 You are a fucking idiot. she's on vacation. People say this same kind of shit every single time she goes.

  • take it easy dude, you will a heart attack if you kept yourself stressed.. I know she's on a vacation.. we are just commenting on her replacement .. come down

  • @abd0727 Alright, sorry I just get annoyed when everyone comments that she's left the show for good and things like that. She's obviously coming back.

  • Only a present dumbass RePUBICan would make a totally unfunny comment like that.

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  • is Anna sick or something?