My Vagina - NOFX

[lastminuteresistance]

This song sums up my life.

[trinavicigorkarnowsk]

HAHAHAHA...GOOD advise....

[MrSoullicker]

my vagina looks more like a penis.....<-

[chrispy979]

XD



[ihaveopposablethumbs]

There's not much, that could be more punk rock than being cool with the TG kids. XD

[rosiegirl001]

35 people have buyers remorse.

[flexdaddyj]

So apparently girls I show this song to find it VERY offensive oh well they are lame

[Peekabooeeeeek1]

@flexdaddyj - I'm a girl, and I think this song fucking ROCKS. Find some less-easily-offended girls!

[flexdaddyj]

@Peekabooeeeeek1 Well obviously I havn't found you to show this song to so I'm still stuck in the same boat lol

[insectsinmyclothes]

@flexdaddyj Hey, I'm another girl who loves this song. So that means there are at least two of us out there, somewhere ;) I don't get how it's offensive to anyone though.. and I'm a feminist.. and a lesbian..

[KuroNeko2913]

@insectsinmyclothes feminists are terrible, lesbians are only okay if they're hot

[insectsinmyclothes]

@KuroNeko2913 How is equality terrible? Also, fuck you.

[KuroNeko2913]

@insectsinmyclothes Every feminist I've ever talked to is a total bitch, suck me off hoe, actually, on second though, no, i don't want your six-toe mouth anywhere near my dick ;)

[insectsinmyclothes]

@KuroNeko2913 Then you've clearly been talking to the wrong feminists. And six-toe mouth wtf?

[JAMES1980DAVIS]

@insectsinmyclothes See and I've always thought that if your a feminist then you're automatically a lesbian. Why is it that women who become feminized try so hard to look like men once having done so? Odd.  If you're attracted to women then why not women that look like women. Otherwise, it seems like you're just confused about what you want. It might seem ignorant to you at first, but it sure seems like a valid question to me.

[insectsinmyclothes]

@JAMES1980DAVIS Haha, are you serious? Though it is inevitably true that almost all lesbians are feminists, most feminists aren't lesbians - many of them aren't even women. Feminism is the belief that women are equal to men, and sexuality has nothing to do with it. Many people don't even know that they are feminists, because they don't know what it means :) I also have very little idea why some lesbians masculinize themselves, I'm attracted to women who look like women, though*

[TheInFormer500]

@insectsinmyclothes lol your statement makes no sense?

[insectsinmyclothes]

@TheInFormer500 Mm, which one?

[TheInFormer500]

@insectsinmyclothes the last one

[insectsinmyclothes]

@TheInFormer500 Meh, probably true, I'm not always the most coherent of people. Very strong headache medicine does that to a person.

[insectsinmyclothes]

@JAMES1980DAVIS *I guess some other people like women who look masculine. Androgyny ,in my opinion, is hot though (sometimes), but that's different form looking masculine.. Haha, sorry I couldn't help very much with your question, I guess it's just what some people are in to: masculine looking people with tits and cunts :)

[cheezkid]

there's nothing finer than having a vagina!

[Drizzlerman]

funny but kind of assinine

[avrambrankovich]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO :D

[lautay72]

I was playing the 'In My Pants Game' and I said "My dick in my pants ;D" My friend said "What?! I thought you were a girl!" I said "I don't think they have a song called 'My Vagina' I looked it up and saw this. XD I CAN"T QUIT LISTENING TO IT! :DD

[JustAskQuestions]

On my surgery date April 18th, I'm cranking this song as loud as possible in my hospital room and watching my friends' reaction.

[theforgecustoms]

@JustAskQuestions can't wait for the same ^___^

[gothless]

Listened to Nofx and Iron Maiden... Punk or Metal... Good music should be appreciated...

[scene1998]

OUFF that must be one damn sexy hot ass vagina!

[GambitLeBeau68]

32 people don't like his vagina.

[evilpie1766]

Lived in a bus until i was 9.

Listened to Nofx.

Led zep.

The kinks.

Dead kennedys.

this is what keeps me sane.

[MrUrmother22]

ok so i know they have a song with a doo wop bit in it does anybody know the name of the song im talking about

[mononie]

@MrUrmother22 Bob?

[LoadedRevolver666]

@MrUrmother22 It's "New Boobs" that you're thinking of.

[Poocyena2011]

32 personas se sienten indentificados con la letra

[Poocyena2011]

jajaja e algo asi como pussy de rammstein jajaja la wea weona xDDDDD

[ShackMool]

this a really nice song! headbanging (8)

[xXpallettownrivalsXx]

if only fat mike would actually show me his designer cunt.

id go down on it so fucking hard

[blumenauer666]

Wtf

[Riot1TV]

I'm actually transgendered, and I find this very offensive.

Who the fuck am I kidding. I don't care that I'm a flat out occasional trannie, this song is fucking great.

[theforgecustoms]

@Riot1TV fuck yeah :D i'll be singing this song after SRS XD

[gofojibwas]

@Riot1TV Occasional? Its not permanent?

[Riot1TV]

@gofojibwas

I'm a heterosexual male, I identify as 2-spirited, and I just crossdress on occasion. There was a time in my life when I felt uncomfortable with myself, but times have changed, and confidence has been gained.

[laserboy18]

@Riot1TV ITS A TRAP

[TooLBoX1326]

thank NOFX you made my life livable... through your tunes i have found happiness and joy !!!! PUNK WILL NEVER DIE!!!

[ixammxbix]

meh nd bestie got high nd sang this song!!! but like opraish version it was SO FUCKING FUNNY

[themonstergoes]

@SuperMrsPunk its not about opinions, listen to whatever you want, stop fighting for stupid reasons.

[Streif337]

28 people are gonna get killed if you keep spamming

[kenzy6666]

28 people have penises

[Pannolino91]

Ready to see them in Italy on the 16th of august!

[mattwest94]

28 people are Marie to Donnie Osmond..

[dalielsable]

I suddenly have the urge to move to Bangkok . . .

[NoNoobShit]

27 people pressed the dislike button

[UdrinkUdriveUspill]

27 people changed from Donnie to Marie Osmond

[UdrinkUdriveUspill]

27 people changed from Donnie to Marie Osmond

[childrendofwar]

my boyfriend played this for me haha

[slashslashcry]

Awesome tune gets stcuk in your head

[zilentfox]

Mom wanted to have new songs on her mp3 and she said I would take the fun songs, so I was forced to take this! haha;)

[Vulg4r]

The only people who want to hear my vagina are like 15 years and low. Er than that number.

[BlakenMike]

@Vulg4r and you're the one with vulgar for a username? and watching the video?

[mrjoeyshit]

haha singing this to yourself when its stuck in your head and your on the bus will guarantee you some strange looks.

[thatginnykid13]

@mrjoeyshit The only thing worse is not realizing your mom is standing right behind you while you're singing it.

[TheFlimOfFlam]

@mrjoeyshit yea but you get different looks if your a guy or a girl(:

[DarkFury1985]

@mrjoeyshit Guarantees strange looks; but gives you a lot of personal space (And a lot of amusement)

[TheWOParmy]

@mrjoeyshit I was doing that at school. i got some funny looks from the skater douchebags best day ever

[UnderATEdANARCHIST]

my vagina had to much to drink

[strawbana85]

bahaha =)

[themonstergoes]

I don't understand people who fight on these videos.

enjoy the music, or gtfo.

[SuperMrsPunk]

@themonstergoes I DISAGREE!!!

[musicdork4ever]

better than Mozart!

[YeahDaan]

24 peoples don't like vagina.

[JustLikeSuperbad]

@YeahDaan That's because they're gay, haha.

[billiejoept123]

I want to see Fat Mikes cunt hahaha

[boobytrapzap]

Ah, glorious transgender post-op songs.

[TheBETOrevolution1]

beautiful... just like a woman's vagina

[OffRobert]

Immature lyrics, whiny vocals, and simplistic music.

Lame.

[uiruu]

@OffRobert It's walking with a limp? Um... how?

[claytonshepherd]

@OffRobert

Simplistic music can still be good. It's all about how it sounds, it doesn't have to be complicated.

Some people say immature, some people say humorous.

You say the vocals are whiny, many other people say they're unique.

You're lame.

[MissMichaelMyers]

@OffRobert Looks like you didn't wipe your ass from front to back. And got a bladder infection.

[OffRobert]

@MissMichaelMyers How original of you. Did you think that up yourself, or is it from the previous page?

Thanks for attacking me because I expressed an opinion different than yours.

Yes, I'm a bitch because I don't like a wannabe "punk" song whose singer sounds like a 12-year-old girl. What can I do? All I want is to be as cool as you...

[OffRobert]

@OffRobert Oh, it's a reference to the song. I missed that because I didn't remember the lyrics.

Because they're lame.

[MissMichaelMyers]

@OffRobert Original of me? Think it up myself? Previous page? Nope. None of that.. Its lyrics from this song your displaying your opinion about. And also, your other opinion about ' wannabe ' punk song. Its hardly wannabe is it now? Its done pretty well. NOFX have done very well in the music buisness. So there hardly wannabe. Don't judge the whole band over a single song Robert.

[Unbreak4bl3]

@OffRobert you didn't just "express an opinion". you lashed out at the band because you were angry that you didn't find your regular fucked up man-gina pornography. if my theory is invalid, explain to everyone how else you ended up listening to this song.

[Telinx1]

@OffRobert That's uncool man. Lighten up.

[DarkAshes27]

haha a guy thats singing about his vagina nice ;)

[voter96]

I wonder if there's a girls version that involves having a penis?

[VileVince1]

@voter96 king missile - detachable penis?

[MjXllcommando]

The beginning of this song sounds so much like "Strange" by Wire

[rocketboy375]

I love the lyrics haha

[robJT235]

rofl

[mateotimoteo]

22 people has a penis xd

[thefinnman92]

"and when i wipe my ass, i go from front to back, because i don't want a bladder infection"

[Kmcmon88]

"Now I show all my friends my new designer cunt" haha, greatest line ever

[priestonacid]

i am indian , i love NOFX all my life , its the shit , long live punk and misfit mofos like me

[Darksunshinerain87]

Proud owner of a vagina. It's a lot of upkeep but it's worth it in the end. :)

[indoom666]

@Darksunshinerain87 Do tell.

[raiminimi]

what a beautiful lullaby... im gonna sing to my kids every night in bed time

[LordLolinghamThe3rd]

@raiminimi Bless... ;-)

[xxmausi89xx]

absolutely funny...have to laugh everytime i hear it!! awesome

[ErikaAllyn]

I do indeed like mine ^^

[Oisterboy]

theres only one difference between this song and AFI's "Rolling Balls". One band didn't go through with the surgery...the other...well...kinda obvious at this point.

[Mathertron]

trap liekz!!!!

[kkkbravolush]

@BallSackHack hey dickface, spread your legs a little more than shoulder width, jump up and down while stomping on the ground, and hopefully that will get some of the sand out of YOUR vagina

[ObamaGoesPostal]

@BallSackHack

u mad?

[vickyhernandez5]

@BallSackHack vagina loves penis:) and penis rock yay!!!! and you suck....

[v0Ray0v]

theres nothing finer, but havin a vagina :)

[shanestubed]

@BallSackHack shut up pussy lips

[UnrealStyrofoam]

@BallSackHack i'm a woman, and i love the song ._____. and calm down man, it's about getting a sex change

[UnrealStyrofoam]

this is mr.garrisons song

[cryptogramz]

my vagina is inside out

[medievalknight14]

Finally! Someone wrote a song about Justin Bieber!

[tadz1508]

.┌∩┐⎝╰⏝╯⎠┌∩┐ 21 people 

[itachixsama]

i looooooooooooooove that song <<<333

there is nothing finer than having a vagina XD

[ldr513]

This song's abut getting a sex change...

[JIBTER]

of course when the songs name has the word "vagina" it gets 200,000 views

[LordFlick]

@JIBTER YAY! VAGINA!!!!

[Drfeelgood484]

@JIBTER  duh

[EltomeiroJackson]

anything for a pair of huge cans and hanging with lesbians

[Rospa87]

not listened to this since i had the album over 10 years ago. May have to dig it out.

[sanctumovdarkness]

MY VAGINA

[skinhead3000]

@sanctumovdarkness Lolz Julian.

[jebbofthedead]

Ive never heard this in concert but I did hear drugs are good when they played warped tour

[ZeeeRexxx]

lol this was my ringtone at a catholic school, and it went of during a speech from a bishop...lol

[dcoy360]

LOVE THIS SONG XD

[ForgottenSoul700]

I like my vagina

[maritataproenca]

hahahaha NOFX are nuts... I love them!!!!

[l0veall]

@SylarXII lol

[dawson668]

do they play this song live? if not why not? its one of their best along with drugs are good! you CUNTS

[RockoC3]

@dawson668 haha yes! this and Drugs are Good have been my favorite nofx songs for like a decade.

[Dannolgorski]

i wish i had a stereo big enough for the whole world to hear and then i would blast this song at the world

people need to go to work the night shift would be all pissed off

lil kids in africa wouldnt be able to understand the words

all kinds of people would be like SHUT UP and id just be singin along

[ShamrockHobo]

this song is just straight up badass

[Fu3l3dF1re]

Wtf? O.o

[YellowKazooie]

the guitar intro rocks!

[Nomis399]

masterpiece symphony....

[bobbygow]

No pun intended

[bobbygow]

anybody notice that the opening riff sounds a lot like the ending of Bad Religion's Infected?

[samsosupersexy]

is what sex is guuna be like?

[resandhead]

Ahh this song took me back to the best years of my life..junior and senior high!

Want a trip back down memory lane...NoFx always does it.

[bozo364]

oh crack, this caused me a lot of trouble. i got cornered by some black guys, chase by a dog, got rained, chased by gays, scolded by my parents, kicked out of school, and finally my girlfriend broke up with me all because of this song....

[crazyrussian97]

this is my second favorite song ever!

[MrSasquatch106]

now i show all my friends my new designer cunt

[assortedfish]

who in the hell doesn't like this song?? whoever clicked the dislike button has problems. haha.

[Selfhealer22]

♪♫ And when I wipe my ass,

I go from front to back,

Cause I don't want a bladder infection  ♪♫

[downwithbreeders1]

Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond.

[MissMichaelMyers]

they took my outie and made it a in. <33

[littlepunky138]

if ya like this, check out the vandals christmas album, christmas as a women



[xlolehpop]

why would you wanna be a girl? it'd be so much easier to be a guy haha

[sthprkbutterslovers]

i love this song

[mandacruickshank]

Best sex change song ever

[PokemasterTrent]

@mandacruickshank Cause its basicly the only one!

[mandacruickshank]

@PokemasterTrent true enough

[Megaboythegamer]

i love it<33

[il3fredfigglehorn]

i sing this everyday at lunch to my bestet friends.. my teachers thinks im a freak

[TheMrshelley]

Lmfao. xD

[mmmbrunommm2]

I love Vaginas !

[badboy98ful]

that is the bome

[badboy98ful]

man that shit is the bome

[pumperfive]

this is the worste song that nofx has written, but it is still great for some reason

[Smooth09Criminal]

rocks :)

[MsNeil101]

i tried singing this on the elevator....lol

[CAHEK73]

intro cool

[leotheloser]

I NEED CHORDS

SOMEONE GIVE ME

[ThePeacesROK]

@leotheloser Verse: [A F#(m) E D] Chorus: [B E A F#] There's a couple transition things but you'll get it. Solo is two freakin notes, A and G#. good luck.

[XRandalGetsDrunkX]

@leotheloser search for jiihootabs

the best page, i think

[realdoogie]

@leotheloser its punk...you cant figure it out by ear?

[stabtheimage]

@realdoogie agreed, you can figure out complicated metal songs by ear with the right amount of practise. it should be something people get into the habit of doing!