Jackie Beat - Retouch My Body- video by Austin Young

[joeyboylb]

Retouch my body

even out my tits XD

[AngelJoe1976]

HAHAHA I FRIGGIN LOVE THIS !!! YOU ARE FABU ! :)

[kekeboo360]

ewww i almost wanted tew thowup wen dey got super close tew her face

[Giakso1]

"i'm way to busy to do jenny" funny that now Mariah is her new spokeperson ahahah

i fucking love this!!!Huge Mariah fan but anyway this is brilliant!

[duhavifk]

what did micheal angelo paint the sistine chapel with? jackie beats batch water

[217buzzy]

hahahahahahaha

[IAmWeirdOK]

lol i watched marihah careys version and all i was thinking was retouch my body lol

[MizShye]

why do I like this verson better? o.o

[Mussab89]

10/10

[oceans80]

It takes major guts for a girl to go ugly... but the result was worth it, great video.

[uklovegames]

So this is what Jackie Beat looks like without make up?

Wow he must put layers and layers of make up on to cover that ugly face!

In this video he's just this fat guy with a wig and wearing a woman's dress

But the dress might just be made outta curtains O.O go figure lmao

[justlikeacircus411]

@uklovegames its ugly makeup, hes trying to llok like that

[competer4]

@uklovegames His face is really pretty actually :3

[TheTHINNERALBUM]

GREAT, GREAT, GREAT!!!!!

[asiababy20]

lol died on da floor laughin

[s0g1am0rous]

I just want some gummy bears, I refuse to take the stairs LMFAO!!!

[gabf142]

0:40 Lmao!!!!!!!

[wongles]

cellu-leat

[jackiedaniels]

I think the tone for the madonna reference..is framing Mariah Carey (What she would say to the photoshopper because she is covering her own insecurities..that she may need photoshop but doesn't look as bad in person as Madonna) So do not think Jackie Beat is catty!

[trinitysnp]

SOMETIMES WE JUST HAVE TO LAUGH!!!!!!!!

[trinitysnp]

@trinitysnp MAKING FUN OF MYSELF IS THE BEST!

[iiAmitx3]

this cid was funny but i hope you realise it has nothing to do with mariah, watch the real vid for the song and you'll be shocked to see how gorgeous she is and she's VERY skinny there too. and if you think they edited the vid to make her look skinny, watch the making of the vid and you'll see her there.

[M3devac]

@iiAmitx3

I think it does have something to do with Mariah. She's kinda notorious for releasing over-photoshopped pictures of herself on album covers, magazine covers, and perfume ads. Just google it: Mariah Photoshop.

[iiAmitx3]

@M3devac show me what you saw and ill tell why it's not true. and of course they photoshop there but i don't think there are any singers who aren't getting photoshopped. she's beautiful no matter what...

[M3devac]

@iiAmitx3

Just go to Google Images and type in "Mariah Photoshop" and you'll see some of her before-and-after pics.

I never said she wasn't beautiful, I actually think she is.

And I am aware that all celebrities get their photos edited, but the way they photoshop Mariah is beyond ridiculous. They basically take her head and put in a CGI body.

[iiAmitx3]

@M3devac but everything i saw there was fake. i know they photoshopped her a lot in the memoirs of an imperfect angel promo pics way too much but i can't think of anything else that was beyond needed

[M3devac]

@iiAmitx3

How about these?

The cover/promo from Emancipation of Mimi - Her head is re-sized, her waist is slimmed, her legs were stretched longer, the fake tan, they removed her "cellu-leat", enhanced her breast, slimmed down her face.

The Allure Mag cover - The nosejob, skin smoothing/blurring, de-puffed her cheeks, lifted eyebrows, smaller/smoother jawline.

I do love Mariah (that's why I found this video), but if you do some more research, you'll find that this song is about Mariah's pics.

[iiAmitx3]

@M3devac yeah they went to far in TEOM era too, but which Allure cover do you mean? she's been on 3 allure covers (the most by anyone ever) lmao but they made this vid before the upload date, most of the chances lol, which is May 2008 when she was as skinny as a 8th grader (as skinny as SHE was in 8th grade at least, that's what she said) and she was very thin as a little girl..

[M3devac]

@iiAmitx3

It's the Allure from April 2008. The cover only featured her face, which really did look like an oil painting.

You're right, this video has nothing to do with Mimi, because she looks great even without photoshop! The lyrics, however, is obviously inspired by the way photographer edit her pics.

[iiAmitx3]

@M3devac lol i can live with that

[krazyshorty89]

Awww LOL I love Mariah Carey but this video is funny as hell!!!

[dastaylor]

Industrial, Light and Magic!

It's comedy people don't take it so damn seriously....

[timcocksmoker69]

lamo this is so bad

[please201]

u are the best m

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[lewiboy232]

the best bit is at 2:16

I just want some gummy bears, I refuse to take the stairs, my me f*ing young and sweat, get rid of my "celuleat" haha!

[anitacigarette]

Damn this song is fucking hilarious!!

[Irisss1990]

Hahaha the lyrics :P

[desmondaz]

Weeerk!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

I'd fuck Jackie beat. Even looking the way she does in this video. Fuck getting retouched, I like my women big :)

[aliyoung9]

@AUSROTTENY2K you know its a guy ye?

[AUSROTTENY2K]

@aliyoung9 Its a tranny dude. They see themselves as women. And a curvy one at that. Dick or not, I'd still rip into that big ass like a bag of Cheetos :)

[PolieCat]

@AUSROTTENY2K Cool.

[0dour]

@AUSROTTENY2K You realise that Jackie Beat is a drag queen in a fat suit right? Not a fat woman?

[AUSROTTENY2K]

@0dour Correction, he's a fat curvy man in drag. I can tell by the dresses he wears. He has thighs and ass like a BBW except he's a man so he's more a BBM :)

[0dour]

@AUSROTTENY2K really"? i saw this other vid of him with margaret cho and he didnt look nearly as fat as here

[AUSROTTENY2K]

@0dour His weight fluctuates. In some pics/vids he's fat and others he's not as much. Either way, I'd still fuck that ass :)

[0dour]

@AUSROTTENY2K -______- OK EW this discussion is over!!!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

@0dour You're the one who brought it up. I just finished it :)

[newplanet81]

thats not even a shot gun

[M10N8M2]

Man I Love this Video! ha ha ha!

[kwyjoboy]

i love you, jackie.

[MrBarBarozz]

Yeah, its funny but he is jealous of Mariah because she looks really like 25 aulthough she is 40 years and... i like the song, but so jealous Jackie Beat want to get also some cock in her vagina, sorry i mean fat men ass... but Mariah can have millions of mens. She is Mariah and he is "this".

[TheMickj23q]

@MrBarBarozz I know right!!!

[Evangeline30575]

BETTER than Mariah!!!

[skimbleshanks5]

u rock jackie beat love the songs

[whataboutme199]

Mariah's vanity requires parody. All the same, I almost feel sorry for her. This is an awesome, razor-witted performance. And ending with "I only wish you could retouch my voice"... ouch. And hahaha..

[MrTreJ]

LMFAO!!!...OMG she is so HOTT!!!

[justinjonn]

Actually funny, very clever! Anyone ever notice the similarity between Jackie and that one NJ housewife the stuck up, clueless one, forgot her name, she;s the most boring;

[tez122]

lolol

[Crzeimasha]

jajaja

[Evangeline30575]

Sooooooo Clever

[hotcairoboi]

Its never a good thing when your Resume say's you were on Jurassic park

[celena33212]

@hotcairoboi what are kidding?  If your resume said you worked on Jurassik Park, I'D HIRE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! jk, jk, jk, jk!!!!

[DITZZZxxx]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[PrinceCeeJ]

she looks like mariah

[striker5120]

LOL JACKIE BEATS IS THE BEST

[astronettle]

excellent lyrics, genius!

[Shadowclover2]

haha Mrs. Landrian from valley!!! high school!! singing

[tvfan3009]

Why is she eating in almost al of her music videos?? I love her but im gaining 15 lbs just by watchn..lol

[LeaHannibal]

@tvfan3009 LMFAO.

[Baltimorehotty]

i love it!

ily Jackie!

[jrr1234567890]

its so funny because its painfully true 

[momo30897]

this song is catchy!!!!!!!

[Crzeimasha]

loool

[Oh0oCherryo0]

I have never laughed so effing hard in my life!!!! Jackie Beat is the SHIT!!

[superhard]

ROTFL!!! Im gonna die!!!!

[totopatter]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[sukiesoya]

Lol love it!!

[RetardComedy]

like a train wreck that you can't stop watching..

[Sexyboyalldaybitches]

jackie iz funny as hell!!!!

[GhostsOfKrysmasPast]

ahaha, wow. you are beyond compare.

So much love for you.

[superstarbarman]

Totally GENIUS!!! I heart you Jackie Beat!!! I was a major Mariah fan...til she went mantal!!!

[wvboarder2005]

In my imagination I am just twenty two! LMAO Jackie Beat Is awesome. I love Coco and all of them but Jackie is the only one who I see constantly producing funny stuff with the times. AKA "I kissed a squirrel" and "I like big dicks" lmao classic- If she came to DC id go see her!

[jimmyfab]

Is that really Jackie Beat?

[mariofargetta]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[sweetKaylahMartinez]

. . . Susan Boyle in 5 years :D

[moonlitsoul6]

@sweetKaylahMartinez more like susan boyle now :P

[sweetKaylahMartinez]

@moonlitsoul6 ^v^

[prettynana11]

Awesome but wat happend to Mariah did he eat her

[Riotramsey]

omfg. great<333

[723cielo]

Better than Mariah

[fannyadamss]

"with your computer mouse i am as big as a house" LOL

[1978Perfection4200]

I LOVE THE RIFLE! LMFAO!!!!

[MidnightVulcan]

you, are fuckin great! :D

[heipaadegduP]

I. Love. You.

[2Nieman]

"Make me fucking young and sweet, get rid of my cellulite"....  no one does this like Jackie - he's fucking brilliant, and we all need a good laugh. Thank you, Kurt!!!!!

[DavePurz]

You are THE BEST, Jackie! Love ya' gurl!

[dollyknockers]

I thought it was Susan Boyle!

[snowball1988]

i was just about to say, it looks like susan boyle too! lol

[cvictoria123]

I FUCKEN LOVE IT!

SO SO TRUE.....

[maleficentdiva]

Retouch my body, make me look lean, like FAT ASS OPRAH ON "O" MAGAZINE! ROTFL! LOVE THIS! if you are having a bad day or you are depressed, JACKIE'S VIDS WILL CHEER YOU UP SHE IS AMAZING! LOVE YOU JACKE

[maleficentdiva]

I hate to say this, but this reminds me of Susan Boyle! ROTFL! I LOVE THE PART AT THE WITH THE WIG FALLING OFF! ROTFL

[zombiebimbo]

Jackie...I love you more each day!!!!

[paul204533]

this is awesome

[eziotavora]

YOU ARE F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S !!!

[MJRockedMyWorld1]

HAHAHA Like Oprah on 'O' magazine LOL

[24sandy25]

This is hilarious! My favorite video now :))

[JustinBrava]

HILARIOUS!

[wattever333]

1:40 rosie's head on the body of? I know it's someone from Iraq.

[TexasRocks333]

Hilarious song!

[MatheusKrowl]

senssacional, fabulouso.....  parabéns

[ahurst1997]

this is seriously funny!!!

[marshmellowsrock]

Looks exactly like mariah

[SerabiBeaufort]

LOL.

[BeeJoyous]

Jackie O! You are the Queen Midas! I LOVE YOU!!!!

[maleficentdiva]

OMG This is a fucking riot! I love Jackie Beat, he/she is the bomb!

[freedomevo]

KILL ME!

[itspunkieboy]

JACKIE IS THE BEST

[chaeremon]

Jackie Beat = Satirist Perfectum :-)

[skippys2086]

i just love how the wig falls off at the end!!! Fuckin hiliarious!!! I LOVE U JACKIE!!!!

[legendkillerpunt]

2.53 - 3.04 sound like he/she's saying retard lol

[MrCumpants]

id do her / him! hit me up sexy!

[comments23]

is she really like that now!!!

[iRickyBoy]

LMAO I can't stop watching it!

[WaterLilies31]

RETOUCH MY FUCKING BODY!!

[gregscarnici]

I quote this video like five times a week still. A classic!

[jesgregom]

I do too.

[phobiaknows]

retouch retouch retouch retouch retouch lmao

[ydaerdnatoh]

Love Jackie Beat!!

[tixierchristophe]

VERY GOOD LOVE IT :)

[CherylKKst]

better than the original!!!!!!

[gatitaalba]

very good video i love it lol

[IRoldan556]

Jackie beat is a fucken king of music videos lmfao

[ElliotNumaGod]

I totally think at the end without the wig on, he looks like Nathan Lane. He could be, who knows.

[richardsweden]

Is this really Jacky Beat ??? OMG !!!

[frostygary]

This is so funny

[1658031]

really funny video but i also like ur voice ^^ and i will hunt u down lol

[1658031]

OMG hahhaha hahhah so funny

[foxgirl1000]

is that guy Jackie Beat?

[gabibitch]

I wish you could retouch my voice!

So true.

[angelasnider]

funny lol you should make one of britney spears lol

[emoinpink2]

he did, just type "jackie beat - filthy whore" or someting it's really funny

[1njasm3]

lol i love thisss its funny

[carnagexxxcore]

HAHAHAHA oh yeah the beginnings funny too.. but i noticed when without the wig she looks like John Wayne Gacy.. HOLY SHIT !!!

[carnagexxxcore]

HAHA i love the end the best.. he keeps repeating "retouch" and then when his wig flys off.

[PAD543]

Work Miss Jackie!... so funny... the lyrics are so very clever dahling!

[AcidEntertainment]

The star is awesome. Top notch performance.

[AcidEntertainment]

This is great! Good work! =)

[RectPropagation]

Here via a link on ONTD.

EXCELLENT parody. The lyrics are clever and I love the "Industrial Light and Magic" bit.

Also: I didn't recognize you at all before taking a peek at your Myspace page. Like, whoa. (Though now I can't remember where/what I originally know you from and it's driving me crazy.)

[3bunnybaby]

it was funny! but ur an ass 4 making fun of mariah!

[thwaity215]

Lol this is amazing

[x09Ashley90x]

eww

[IsothosestrasZephyr]

OMG I LOVE THIS! I love Mariah but damn! I love this kind of humour. Do you have lyrics to post that we can sing along? LOL!

[lushvalley]

This is probably the best parody ever! Weird Al has nothing on this!

[kingofmyspace11]

fuck fuck

[kingofmyspace11]

fat ass

[nonone4you]

thats the best

[nxnx777]

love this video. got it bookmarked from perez' site for over a year now. amazing

[nonone4you]

Hell yes, this is the best..

[JustinNyland]

LOL! disgusting!

[marwatjz]

hehehehe 2 funny

[dpy101]

LMAO i love him :')

[Gorton6]

RETOUCH MY FUCKNG BODY TOO!!

LOL

[pluckered]

I used to work with a woman that looked just like this.

[The74955]

lol damn

[lisap90]

you're resume says that you worked on jurassic park ahahaha......

[denverdeej]

Jacjie beat girl.......That was funny as hell...I Love it

[jonhhh13]

who's that thing ?

[QueerSwede]

love this*lol*

[Tardylicious]

Oh - I love this mister sister! Absolutely incredible - love to get her to sample on something of mine. Wick'd as.

[retardedlyfunny4life]

this is fugin halarious madona hahaha

[mixjumpers]

simply amazing great lyrics wow

[socalbarbie21]

funny at 2:25

[socalbarbie21]

i just want some gummy bears! hahaha

funny at 2:20

[Banerika]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!