Priest Will Prove He's Not Gay By...

[TehFunnehMann]

The priest has lost his position... He's now a bottom.

[Lanoira13]

The guy look a bit drugged.

[therealjammit]

They look like a cute couple.

[cybercroneca]

Studies show that only about 30% of gay men have anal sex. So testing him would prove what?

[ImOneBadMuthaFucka]

its so funny that mitt romney is advertising here... vote for Ron Paul

[gulfrazthehunk1]

DOWN with homosexuality

[JanusChristIsRisen]

@gulfrazthehunk1 Gay sex is awesome, bro. Don't knock what you've never tried.

[kawi808]

i've always been a big fan of TYT... but this video has me in hysterics...

Ana: "alright WIN!"... Jesus: "gay" Ana: "devastating... devastating" LOL

Cenk: "third of all... he could be a TOP"

TYT +5

[watchafunnyone]

the subtitle is so confusing !

[MTWEmperor]

LOL, at the end comment.

[dthol778]

hate gays like really you have to say its not normal Penis=Vagina

[TheJsmth1234]

i like how Cenk pointed out how the priest might be a top, because he is most definitely a bear, but could also be a power bottom

[Thanatos71185]

Cenk, please take off your shirt for us!

[probber66]

the female says " uh" between most words.

it sounds very unprofessional

[MisledTrick]

@probber66 The show isn't scripted and they don't read off teleprompters like they do in news shows.

[probber66]

@MisledTrick

funny, I do presentations all the time without teleprompters and dont sound like a 6 year old doing so . uh. These two use ambiguous titles, ones that have nothing to do with the fact that its a young turks video, to boost ratings. No wonder everyone at msnmc laughed this fool out of the building .

[MisledTrick]

@probber66 Maybe it's just a geographical thing; do you mind if I ask where you're from? North Americans, for the most part, use "uhh" a lot rather than people from Europe. 

[Obelisk2290]

HE COULD BE A PITCHER AND NOT A CATCHER

[mapdark]

Yeah.. because gay people ALL have anal sex. -_-;;;

[tubularguppy]

@mapdark lol. there is no other way to have sex for gay men...

[AngeCord]

Catholic gay thugs FTW!

[xxcoraggioxx35]

It's not appropriate to ask your jury to see if he looks gay or ganster. Do not judge people like that. It's pretty rude and hateful for TYT to do this. I enjoy watching your videos, but this is inappropriate. Do not judge people on looks if they are gay or make fun of them. Let them carry their lives out as they wish. Its not for you to judge or any of your business. Who are you to judge a person by the way they live their lives besides a mean, narrow-minded human being?

[austinpivot]

@xxcoraggioxx35 you homo bitch

[xxcoraggioxx35]

@austinpivot no im not. I am talking about people minding their own business about other people and the way in which they want to live their lives... My close friend is gay so dont call me a homo.

[divinewords]

@xxcoraggioxx35 Calm down...they're just kidding around...look at how stupid the story is to begin with! They are gay friendly, and since u watch the show, you should know how they are already...

[rachelsOne]

If he's a top then his anus won't be stretched out.

[Shonenut213]

I hate how white chicks think saying 'gangsta' is cool, when it's fucking retarded!

[StrawberryBigMac]

Picture...Gay... and what?

[StrawberryBigMac]

the blonde guy is def a bottom.

[versanil]

I actually feel sorry for the priest. He is in the wrong job but what are your options when you've only ever studied one book?

[rjnovac]

My guess is the church has a problem with homosexuality because he is 28. If the dude were 8 it would be fine with the Vatican.

[Joshcillation]

ಠ_ಠ

[startreking2007]

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[dakoneko]

So the Church will fire you for being gay...

But if you're a pedophile you get bonuses and a shrine burial when you die at a comfortable old age?

And people wonder why we hate the Church.smh

[yootubematt]

"Test my anus! Cause i'm the top..."

[Mrdutchkid123]

hes a real gayster... he'll bust a fap in your ass

[EMERALDanimations]

@Mrdutchkid123 XD you sir made my goddamn day

[mjh012363]

Does the Catholic Church have a rite for that? I mean they use to have one to test for hyman intactness. :/

[MizAlexandria]

ilmao... i was not expecting "check my anus"

[TheAngelSpeaks15]

That quote... smh.

[sheepthing]

yeah i enjoy both top and bottom when i'm with men though i tend to be bottom (well one ex was super greedy >_>)

[masticina]

give me that christian side hug

[MacabreManifesto]

@masticina He's a rough rider, about to be filled up with Christ's love!

[masticina]

@MacabreManifesto

He puts the Aaah in Amen

[CyborgNinja7]

What is you're just really, really constipated?

[Darquine]

Yes, trust me, you're right, both positions enjoy themselves. I'm NOT a top. (^_^)

[woah455]

Different cultures have different social norms. I know of lots of cultures where men kiss each other on the cheek when greeting, where they are fine walking around shirtless with each other, etc. so It's a bit skewed when judging from an American perspective.

[ThePatcam]

the anus can stretch out a good amount before permanently enlarging...not that i would know...

[sheepthing]

@ThePatcam

true statement, and i would indeed know.

[LilacStar82]

Of course he wants them to test HIS anus. He's probably the giver not the recipient.

[hoagiesupreme]

@LilacStar82 Hilarious as your comment is, you actually probably just solved this whole mystery haha.

[SATURDAYateSUNDAY]

They look like a gay couple

[downtown4sf]

i love you cenkcim. supersin

[erdal0]

gayster.. kill'm

[DavidMadsen]

The church would not be interested in testing his butt, since he is clearly over 13 years old

[masticina]

@DavidMadsen

13 years old? Have they raise the age again...

[jahs389]

Thumbs up if you go shirtless around the house.

[FlatulenceFox]

He may or may not be gay, but that is definitely one gay picture and testing his anus is one gay offer. 

[SuperHeroMan411]

Having your anus measured dont mean shit. 

[RatherGrim]

LOL @ Anan thinking being a top means your greedy. I'm a 21 y/o hetero country kid, and I know better.

[koolj1994]

Cenk has a point...

[koolj1994]

Ana's face @2:27-2:45! "He's greedy."

LOL!!!

[NeccoWecco]

Priests are not the same in Spain as in the States. Priests have no power in Spain, and really the only people who are at all religious are very old people (80+), after Franco was gone, lots of priests paid for the horrible things they did to the people with their lives. No one in Spain will actually hear about this story probably, lol.

[weetabicks1]

The Cuban seminary looks like Ana.

[blade9z]

I am not trying to defend him but picture like that does not show anything really, if you have been in some crazy parties in your life in some hot country you know this is not strange. Saying that, if he like penetrate someone than receiving it then his ass will still be intact. Being gay is not a problem for other people, nor is it a shame, it is just that his profession requires him not to be, cathloic! aren't we out of the dark ages already?

[whoiscarlito]

This priest is gayer than Omar from The Wire.

[elenavlada]

THIS IS STUPID, WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT ONLY STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN BE PRIETS...

SO U CAN SERVE GOD IF UR GAY??? WHO THE HELL WROTE THAT!??? NOBODY!!! ITS AL BECAUSE OF SOIECTY

[TheJensen18]

@elenavlada spell check on ya....

[TheCursedBanana]

@elenavlada lol ALL CAPS RAGEEE

[Bigrobkerr]

@elenavlada the bible

[xChampionSoundx]

That just means he's a top! Lol

[septogram7]

A more effective euphimism for "top" and "bottom" is pitcher and catcher. Use these terms to avoid confusion in the future.

[reg12269]

@septogram7 ana is definitely a receiver!

[feidy]

Jayar and Jesus shake their heads together FTW

[beenn15]

for a european, the picture doesn't say anything about him being gay...

[reg12269]

@beenn15 i'm straight as hell but that just wrong for hin to lose his position. did the other guy file harassment charges? if there's other stuff involved, then perhaps they have a case. just this, then its a witchhunt. guess i need to hear more evidence. bad judgment to take such a picture though on his part

[masticina]

@reg12269

It is kinda unfair isn't it. If a priest puts his willy in a child he gets moved to another country. But if he is gay... well gone is your job.

Then again do you expect reason from the vatican?

[CommunistAngel]

People who are compfortable with their sexuality generally dont have a problem with others

[Newreligion100]

That is a myth, anal sex has no effect on the anus unless it's extremely rough sex. Also, this story is just sad.

[A86]

Next he'll try to prove he's not gay by watching gay porn and not getting aroused!

These closet-cases are so pathetic it would be funny if they weren't so dangerous.

[futuju]

he should just find a better church (or religion)

[xLavenderBlossomx]

this story is disgusting

[BronzeEleven]

If they have a picture with their arm around another guy, get's accused of looking gay, they get dropped.

They sexually molest little boys, they get sent to a different church.

I see where the priorities of the Catholic Church are.

[thesexofoneman]

There's plenty of gay men that have no interest in anal sex (or as Cenk said, he could be a top). Also, anal sex doesn't cause the anus to permanently dilate. If that were the case, taking a large dump would have the same effect.

[rocktip1]

4:57 Presidente "La mejor cerveza el verdadero sabor" were did he get that yellow t-shirt?

[umbdude]

a lot of straight guys like to stick things up their butts too. they would've failed the dilation test. =)

[JstNEarthling]

Gangster??? or gangsta? Bullshit, the guy looks like he's soft eyeing and kissing the camera for cryin' out loud, how it's not obvious I don't get it.....

[Oli3TB76]

@PsychoBurgundy6 brilliant comment

[BloodStoney]

he looks totally Jersey!

[tubester4567]

Would they measure his asshole with a vernier or micrometer?

[punkduderock]

I don"t think the guy is gay this is ridiculous Also if he was gay i don:t think that Cuban guy would have sex with him

[gagaplex]

Yeah, at least the guy he appears to be with is able to give consent!

[BHallBrowser]

I think the Cuban looks like a male version of Anna. Anyone else agree?

[cheezbawl2003]

He looks like a gayngster, apparently.

[DeNi3Lv2]

GAY THUG LOLOLOLOL!

[sakar181]

I suspect more than a few guys at the vatican will spend an inordinate amount of time hypothesizing about this guys anal dilation.

[hotsizzleakadafizz]

...no anna...he looked VERY gay!

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

I'M NOT GAY!! MEASURE MY BUTTHOLE!!

[Vernonu9]

"Im not gay, test my butt!" =/

[geffel]

@Vernonu9

There should be a probe into the matter, starting with a full cavity search. Oh noes!

[Lobos222]

Having a hard time following all the innuendo right now LoL.

[fnybny]

Rowan Atkinson?

[vamifek]

"Fine! I'll prove I'm not gay, just feel how tight my ass is!"

what

[CubanExile]

Go away ! !

[landsolo]

of course the guy wants it measured using his buddies c*ck

[KEvronista]

one cubit!

KEvron

[greens2655]

nah he's probably not gay , he's just a pedophile

[Seanze329]

the tags made me lol. xD Measureass hahahahahaha

[LUchesi]

@Seanze329 Don't forget 'Busted' ROFL!!!

[moonightlight1990]

"Ah shmoopy papoopy" - Cenk lol

[illusion0delusion]

"I'm gay? Hell no! PROBE MY ANUS."

[Killingglorie]

@Ant1Live speak for yourself

[PhilJRose]

The idea of measuring the anus? Too much like the calipers used to measure the noses of suspected Jews. Not having it. Fuck the Catholic church!

[Romanianloop]

@PhilJRose yeah GO ORTHODOX CHURCH!

[spongah]

rofl that was funny as shit about the hot summer day.. also how the fuck do you meaure his anus dialation? with a ruler? do you spread it open? how do we know it wont just go back to it's normal size after being fucked, I know I take a big shit some times but my ass doesn't stay open lol wtf this is a fucked up ass video lol no pun intended

[green0grass]

GTL

[Gripen1974]

I dont think he look gay/homosexual on that picture, it looks as just 2 friends taking a photo on them self.

bare upper body doesn't mater, heck they can have done a sauna together and sipping wine/beer or worked hard out in the sun. Heterosexual males can take picture of them self and there close friends

[MrTagapinasako]

I will also tell my wife to have my anus check to prove to her that I didn't marry her to be an American citizen.

[SwampThizzle]

I am confused. Does this count as a Spic Fail, a Faggot Fail, or a Catholic Homo Priest Molester Fail?

[t4705mb6]

He should be HAPPY he's been "separated" from his church! He should have a huge party, CELEBRATE, take the opportunity to head for the hills and never look back!

As far as being gay? Who gives a shit? So what? Non issue. Duh.

[codemonkeyslikeme]

cuban inseminary?

[erniehudson1]

he looks definetely gay!!!!

[1ockedand1oaded]

I'm not gay! Measure my asshole with your device and you'll see! you'll all see how straight i am!

-on yeah, right in there.

[Uniteme]

That young guy looks like he has been sucked off

[chronDiggity]

I'm crying laughing at the dilated anus bit. This just got added to my favs

[connberkshire]

The young guy looks like one of those Jersey Shore idiots...

[chronDiggity]

shmoopy papoopy ROFL

[jesushatesyoutoo]

I don't understand why Marcus Bachmann doesn't become a Priest!

[Guitarvirtuoso666]

@jesushatesyoutoo

because he's not catholic



[jesushatesyoutoo]

@Guitarvirtuoso666 No, but he's as gay as a window!

[Guitarvirtuoso666]

@jesushatesyoutoo

well perhaps, but catholic priest are more associated with pedophilia lately :D

[disrxt]

I'll bet his fellow priests are lining up to give him that test. "Pick me Padre, pick me!"

[tubeinaredcircle]

"To prove your innocence you must pass the ultimate test, THE TEST OF THE CLOSED FISTED PADRE!"…

"I will proceed"

"No. I wanna do it"

"No, I will perform the test young padre, we all know that your fist are small, ANY non-gay can take em, now move back!"

"Darn!"

[daddyleon]

Teehee

"He lost his position"... so now it IS dilated xD

[havenomouth]

pitcher not a catcher?

[blognewb]

"He could be a top" HOLY shit LOL I never thought of that.

[GeneralParadigm]

Torres is getting jerked around. There's no hard evidence that the guy is gay.

[sillygoose544]

@GeneralParadigm He's getting jerked around, alright...

[cleanhomer]

"I never had gay sex! I've made out with a guy, but that's it!"

[VexonCross]

Doesn't prove anything. How do we know the gay thug isn't the ''girl''?

[mompm]

They are consenting adults , why don't they stick to firing and procecuting the preists who sexually molesting chlldren and the preists and POPE hiding them. More catholic evil at it's best.  Anyone puttiing a penny in a collection plate is guilty by support

[DarkEmergence]

Gangsters are gay; at least when they get to jail.

[PuppyXz]

@DarkEmergence Devastating, devastating.

[MissNophi2U]

"god has not made a day that hot" coupled with jesus & jayars simultaneous shaking of their damn heads = comic gold! 4:50

[underbjorn]

WIll he have his nose measured to prove he isn't Jew as well?

[Robbase231]

its "Gay or European" all over again

[angelforce001]

*reads description* ...... WTF

[buffaloface1]

we're overpopulated, gay is green.

[FANTOMTRON]

anyone who tries to proove they are not gay is gay. This guy is gay gay gay

[humafrag]

@FANTOMTRON Then how do you know if anyone is strait? If someone is strait they are gay? And Visa Versa?! What is this madness!!

[StuartG001]

Catholicism: Where gays go to Hell and Child Molesters walk free

[GoDiglet]

That picture was reallly gay

[Eaglesfaninca]

He's a giver and he'll giver the kind of attention that he's never known...

[ChipArgyle]

A non-dilated anus? What does that mean? Does this guy never take a dump, or does his diet prevent him from having semi-solid BMs? Does anyone's anus remain measurably dilated after having a BM or anal sex for that matter?

Having a non-dilated anus would just prove he's not Goatse. It wouldn't prove he's not gay.

[blackkakari]

Reminds me of when I was in detention in high school; No one was around and I had to take a big shit. When I came back the teacher was there and didn't believe me when I told him that no one was around and I had to take a big shit, thinking I was just skipping out. To which I asked; "Well if you don't believe me, would you like to see the stretch marks?"

Too bad many teachers don't have a sense of humor....

[MackanK94]

But what if he was the one doing the "pounding" so to speak? Then it wouldn't really help would it. "I'm not molesting him! I'm comforting him with my rod and staff!"

[tanklvhi]

Actually - it's only a problem because the other guy is 28.

If he was 8, the church wouldn't even be concerned...

[tanklvhi]

Baaaa - anus shamnus...

Oh common - you know how to tell if your priest is gay?

His dick tastes like shit...

All altar boys know that...

End of discussion.

I'm sure they can find a few altar boys to do the testing...it's the Catholic Church after all...

[oftenbach]

2:17. Ana's infectious laugh makes me fall in love with her every time.

[aeosphere]

i love having cenk back!

[Auspex1980]

The real test should be to measure the the circumference of the priest's erect penis, and then measure to see if the 28 year old anus is "dilated" to that circumference.

Now we're cookin' with gas.

[dookdawg214]

It's not a shirtless photo that makes me think he's gay. It's the fact that he's a Catholic priest.

[dookdawg214]

This is the Catholic Church. I'm pretty sure someone in his hierarchy would be more than happy to proceed with an anus-dilation exam.

[166beads]

Gangsta gay?

[rbrtchng]

he could pitch and not catch.

[ShaktipatSeer2]

I don't think this pic is gay at all.. so what they have their arms around each other and they don't have a shirt on? WTF is wrong with our society.. GROW UP

[raptornuggets]

@MobRulesNow u know they get rid of priests that do that too. Dumbass!