Goonswarm - Recruitment

[katoblepas1234]

bunch of morrons thats what they are

[drakor1979]

What they do is part of Eve. Can't really get mad at people who found a way to enjoy the game different from you.

[hunterbob21]

fuck goonswarm...FIGL FTW!!!!

[GreenAcidRage]

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzz

[Ghostmooner]

goonswarms dead. was nothing but a scamer's guild anyway.

[TheTinxE]

Yeah they don't recruit. I got a message from goonwaffe for recruitment, but he said they take a 500mil sec deposit to make sure your not a spy. Not falling for that one. -.-

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

Lyris Nairn + Satan?

[OperationBiohazard]

fuck the goonswarm

[GreatInca]

Essence of satan.

[raine2615]

Don't worry, Goonswarm is preparing another mass genocide against the gaming populace.

[cgavin1]

Long live Pandemic Legion. Fagbutts.

[williamkendrick]

goon swarm DOESNT RECRUIT.

IF YOU EVER ATTEMPT TO JOIN OUTSIDE OF SOMETHING AWFUL YOU WILL SIMPLY GET YOUR SHIPS STOLEN, AND GANKED.

DONT BE A FOOL:

goonswarm doesn't recruit

[Killwhitey222]

@williamkendrick then how did i get in?

[971QKE]

Fuck Goonswarm.

[therealbaz10]

Goonswarm is dead? Lol no.

Even if you fracture a corp of Goons, they'll come back under a different name. It's the same as "let's kill Communism" or even "let's kill terrorism": you can't, because even if you kill this or that group now, someone else will just take his or her place. Sure karttoon split them up, but you can bet there's a bunch of angry Goons going to hunt him down. Goonswarm can't die, because you can't kill an idea.

GoonWaffe: same suicide-ganking crazies, new mission.

[F4RADAY0x13]

@therealbaz10 So, anyone who does this is GS, and any ex-GS who is now a care bear is still GS? I see. So, GS=zombies. Gotcha.

PS., One goon was at EVE Vegas 2.0. Dont think he had any friends with him, nor did he make any that weekend. Not even for trading his EVE poker chips or his Vegas Strip starmap. I did see him hit on CCP "Cupcake" and nearly make her ill lol.

[Mrnentendoman]

goonswarm isnt dead they exist in id like to say the nothern areas in an alliance pact along with a few other alliances they are just shy of 10k people in membership atm i have a friend in the space monkies alliance an ally of them

[haydenjc3]

@Mrnentendoman I am In FA, Goons are epic allies. We are the Clusterfuck Coalition.

[F4RADAY0x13]

@Mrnentendoman so, a third of a typical log-in day, huh? 1/3rd are GS? Yeah, okay.

[Mrnentendoman]

@F4RADAY0x13 not sure your a troll or your retarded just cause the membership is 10k doesnt mean there all on at the same time

[LupusHonorius]

Like all great powers, their time came. Although I don't think the Nazis, Romans, Russians, or Mongols combined had the same amount of seething hate directed at them as these poor souls. But one has to respect the power. Powerful slime is still powerful. Then again, it's still slime too. The original point is still valid, though.

[zzirSnipzz]

Goonswarm alliance is still there seen it yesterday

[Daaru23]

I remember that I was a newb in EvE when goonswarm dissolved

Everyone was talking about it in chat channels, and the whole time I was thinking:

What's going on? well anyways I best get back to my mining

[LordDarkwater]

We exist as an enthropic collective, a beautiful perfect chaos. For this we have become a target of fear by those who do not understand the poetry of our actions. Every XXX is another XXX in the XXX. Every cry of suffering and frustration is another song in our symphony of terror. Every Alliance collapsed every friendship broken every pilot betrayed every life taken is another footnote XXX of a galaxies history. New Eden will burn and it will do so by your hand.

pls complete this

[Shearasaur]

@LordDarkwater

Speck of ash floating amidst the cosmos

Thread woven

Tapestry of our atrocities

In the darkest chapter

[LordDarkwater]

@Shearasaur thanks :)

[fistacuff56]

the goon can make a comeback if they can recruit enough mercs in DUST

[supernoodlesclan]

hi im from Playstation network i would like to be a part of goonswarm on the ground get back to me

[silver965]

The Swarm will rise again.

[ThatAngusGuy]

Except Goonswarm.

[TheEveMatrix]

BOB,Goonswarm,MC,IRC all good corps back in the day, you find most of them in the IT alliance now.

[shimazu32]

Ah, nostalgia. We had some damn nice propaganda videos.

[MormonJezus]

Do you have stairs in your house?

[douglasthew]

honestly, one of the best recruitment videos i've ever seen. the language, similes, and propagandist rhetoric are beautiful: got my blood boiling for carebear tears; for alliance bureaucrat emorage when their blobs don't work; and for the insignificant roaming bands that are quickly eradicated by dominant precision

[Fledgerson]

Shodan?

[jarostone]

lol this is kinda creepy wtf

[CueCappa]

the woman who speaks sounds like GLADOS that's assimilated by the borg...

[Desicionoflife]

A perfect Chaos... that's like dividing by zero.

[Potatonaught]

Goonswarm NC bffs4evar!

[Erich745]

EVE online is terrible, you guys should feel bad.

[MusicSquid281]

@Erich745 you should be the one feeling bad since you weren't patient enough to play EVE and wanted instant gratification so you went to WoW :)

[Erich745]

@MusicSquid281 Almost all mmorpg's are bad, so no.

[aegis666420]

@Erich745 No, you got that wrong there pal. You're terrible at eve, we should feel bad for you.

[DarthZimmeris]

...should have called themselves the "Scary Fucks Alliance" :\

[AVGNNUMBER1FAN2]

fail attempt at anonymous.

[CueCappa]

this video is like mixing GLaDOS voice and borg tactics...

[AnnHerrio]

Goonswarm is dead.

Back when they would recruit new players and do swarm pvp they where cool.

Now they don't leave their little corner where they macro rat like crazy.

Its a small handful of people with several accounts each.

Whom ride off the legacy of the predecessor.

[alchemik666]

@AnnHerrio Also they led an offensive against Ev0ke from their little corner. Somehow they won. Also now they lead offensive against IT. And they win so far. Looking at 6VDT local and rapecaged IT caps... Goonswarm simply doens't seem so dead/irrelevant/full of bots. :]

[troywawrz]

@AnnHerrio Then how are they taking over IT?

[PObserver]

@AnnHerrio You haven't seen the DRAKES cause you live in Empire.

[Al3xLJ]

@AnnHerrio They still recruit new players...

[Halfzipp]

@AnnHerrio

are you fukin retarded?! Goonswarm is anything But dead. We just got 1000 pilots together this past weekend to battle the fukin nazis, aka Evoke., Raiden., NC., PL, and the rest of their faggot friends. Come take a trip out to Deklein some time and see how "dead" the Goons are.

[Halfzipp]

I fukin love you fukin faggots that post bullshit online, trying to make it seem like youre some hot shit that knows what the fuk is going on, when in reality youre just some high sec pubbie faggot who has no fukin clue what goes on the real game.



[F4RADAY0x13]

@Halfzipp Y U SO BUTTHURT, BRO?

Shut the fuck up and rent some more useless nullspace that pays half what you rented it for.

[SamusAranX13]

@AnnHerrio um, thats a lie. i was in a fleet of 100 thrashers and ran into their space and in 5 minutes we ALL got annilated by a fleet of 160.

[TebulotVIII]

@AnnHerrio

WE LOVE RATTING

[SamuelWellsZahn]

GS has half of the map.

[casey360360]

@AnnHerrio look at them now. they have skills and people once again, and are trying to take Delve. We wont let them :)

-FAIL alliance

[redox6022]

@AnnHerrio look at Branch and tell me they're dead.

[MrMyers758]

@redox6022 look at the date, he made that comment 1 year ago!

[koteban]

we are 11, we spoke

[wafflesfly]

TEST and GoonWaffe forever.

[MisterLEM0NS]

New eden will burn

*a year or 2 later*

This just in, goonswarm has disbanded!

[BLACKFU5E]

@MisterLEM0NS Too bad they are still one of the top three alliances in game.

[Ryan14000]

just saw 5 goons walking around so went over to see them scanned them a bit thought meh fk it called in my fleet of 20 strong drakes and tore em up made um w8 a while tho thot some more busy bees might come but the swarm never came tough luv ill be there to get some more of u goons watch ur backs even if ur in ur swarm...........

[thedeliverytruck]

@Ryan14000

cool story bro. 

[kongman27]

goonswarm=fags

[Elven2k9]

Irony is strong with this video.

[sewo123123]

We are the swarm. We get more power in a month then other alliances in years. We grow and then we turn on blues, over, over, and OVER again, no exceptions. Yet still everybody welcomes us with open arms... lawl

[Honorthedeceased]

Goon Swarm! *Shake fist in anger*

[Dritt222]

@tanjelotin

goonfleet was the biggest coperation in the game smart ass

[Ghostkiller5555]

you gotta say .. its one hell of creepy and good movie ...

[wannos27]

i think its amazeing how many people actually think goonswarm is about eve online. the goons are an out of game community that span across a vast array fo games and forums and online based web communities, they are massive much larger than the players in eve realise.

[WolfGrindingInc]

@wannos27 Ever heard of "something is awful" forums?

That's where it all started.

[icecooljon]

@WolfGrindingInc Something is Awful? =D Never seen that site...

[WolfGrindingInc]

@icecooljon Suuuure......

[jony1710]

@wannos27 sounds like a conspiracy plot lol.

[spacehelmetforacow]

Meh. Goonswarm will die out eventually. They were only tolerated by players because BoB was considered the greater evil. Now that BoB is gone, goonswarm is on quite a few peoples shit lists.

[I3obz]

@spacehelmetforacow They are goons and they swarm...its what they do.

[DarthCelcius]

despite the many goons ive popped over the past several years, I love them like no other alliance ive actually been in, but no i wont join you slags.

[AmrasTalarom]

Lol... Goonswarm... LOL.... Just.... So incredible how many idiots you can get into one pile, and just mass suicide on the spot.

[MatsudairaTakuma]

@AmrasTalarom Mass suicide on the spot whilst STILL taking well defended and profitable space, just ask IT how their forced sabattical is going nowadays, and if they say its not happening, then clearly their officers are lieing to their proles :P

[GTadamisthe1]

these vids are from the mind of a serial killer...

[DavidCPrzybyciel]

never FORGET Little Bee !!!!

[mcflurey667]

sounds like SHODAN lol

[voltage9999]

lol good :D

[Evilmike42]

GOOOOOOONS!!!!!

:)

[GAWproductions]

This video freaks me out.. I love it.

[hudsonkm]

Yeah gone is false;) Just last week a dude recruited into a friends corp ganked a hulk or two of a corp in their alliance. And left the corp, but not before announcing the ol "Fofofofofofofo"

Anyhow regardless of people think of them, the vid is pretty well done.

[evehobbs]

They arent gone, they all went to their corp called GoonWaffe. Even if goonswarm is gone they made a huge impact on the game, people are still watching their videos, talking about them. i give them props

[PTEredmond]

wut part of space do these guys fly in is it only low sec or high sec to? how many members are there i love this drama sure beats bull shit high school crap about whos been fucking who eve owns!! :D

[doombreed52]

@PTEredmond goonswarm has been disbanded and reformed they are currently moving next do to me tau ceti federation because of politics. they live out in nullsec deep in nullsec.

[Zombiepwnage117]

Why did the leader disband the alliance and the corp? ;(

[TheMaster42]

@Zombiepwnage117 He got trolled too hard.

[JARman711]

lol they got used

[izzlejeff]

damn i need to stop smoking so much weed

[izzlejeff]

the voice is not a program.... the truth is...; the goons are lead by a evil robot drone that malfunctioned when the caldari were experimenting with giving drones human instinct and emotions. it now even thinks it is human and seeks to destroy new eden and butthump your tengu.... beware

[pladder1]

Say what you want about the goons, but they make great videos. Don't know how many times i have watched this one.

[BigBuckYEAH]

how do they make the voice like that? is it a program?

[hudsonkm]

@BigBuckYEAH

TTS - (Text to speech)

[R4Akai]

portal !

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

Bye bye, Goons. I don't know if you will be missed.

[goddifist]

@BlinkingBulbStudios what happened to them

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

@goddifist Officially got disbanded by the dick leading the alliance apparently.

[goddifist]

@BlinkingBulbStudios 0.o doing what if u dont mind me asking

i cant play EVE for now

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

@goddifist Apparently "Kartton", the CEO of Goonfleet who wields supreme power, got called out for being a bad leader, so he decided to act as a giant baby and reset all standings, ejected every corps, and emptied the corporation wallet, according to the ex-CEO Darius JOHNSON.

[goddifist]

@BlinkingBulbStudios dude sounds like an asshole

goddamn i want to play EVE even more now

knowing theres EVE drama

[BlinkingBulbStudios]

@goddifist There is always EVE-related drama. Just check out the official website for the most recent news on what's happening in EVE. That's how I heard of Goonswarm being officially disbanded. Since the alliance is based on the "Something Awful" forums, they'll simply create a new alliance. Believe it or not, most members of the forum praised Kartton for what he did. It's mostly the satellite corporations in the former alliance that were directly affected by the disband.

[evehobbs]

@BlinkingBulbStudios Karttoon

[Kapitalist88]

BYE BYE GOONS! :D

[VooDooMadMan]

So if you are saying Goonswarm is not n00b friendly you are retard. Guys rock dude.

[Jiminallofhisglory]

This is so fucking epic of a recruiting video...I wish you people still existed so I could join.

[CuriousPlaylist]

I would very much like if someone could tell me what was used to make that sound effect, the voices and all. that would be just dandy , thank u!

[DarthZimmeris]

"We... ARE.... the Borg."

[Killfest2010]

@DarthZimmeris captain Kirk will be assimilated to our cause

[DarthZimmeris]

@Killfest2010 Don't you mean Picard? lol.

Locutious of GOON?

[Killfest2010]

@DarthZimmeris him to

[halomaster985]

im sooo joining IT to kill the goon assholes

[KyoAtomic]

goon who??

[OutOFSpiN1]

ironic anyone? XD

[SternMann93]

Nice recruitment video... too bad THERE IS NO GOONSWARM HAHAHAA

[icecooljon]

@SternMann93 You are an idiot... there is a 'goonswarm' as there will always be, they may be under a different name and they may not be a sov. holding alliance anymore but nonetheless, they are still around.

On a different note this video is awesome, and I have watched it several times and it beats the whole *clip of fighting - pretty 'splosions" videos hands down

[Makron5]

Despite being the nadir of goons, this is more awesome and with more effort than any 4chan anonymous video.

[SweetPawsMcGenty]

I haven't played EVE for a long time. Band of Brothers was freaking huge when I was playing. Have they been relagated to lower positions?

[eciekoc]

you're asking youtube?

[d0gM3at]

@SweetPawsMcGenty

There is no BoB anymore and no more Goons. Those alliances names are dead now but the entities they made up each alliance have reformed under different names...IT (Bob) and Goonwaffe (Goon Swarm).

[Heretic9000]

Haha awesome. I love the concept fo Goonswarm. Seems like a lot of epic fun. I would have played Eve had I found an acceptable way to join them. But paying to join SA for the priviledge... nah, not for me thanks.

[Pallepop909]

Goonswarm wasent diffrent f rom eny other alliance .. and No chain is stronger than the Weakest Link.. If goon aint in control someone els will and they wil too be bored and start being assholes .. so it makes no diffrence

[d0gM3at]

If it weren't for goons/solodrakban EVE would be dominated with pretentious Euro h0m0 alliances who take themselves way to effing serious.

[callmebaldy]

@d0gM3at agreed. I just started playing eve and it seems like goon/solodrakban is the only cool bunch of people Ive heard of yet. Hopefully I can join them once i get more sp

[warpstar44]

Goodbye Goons and good riddence. Delve and Querious have been returned to their rightful owners, the lengeds that are old BoB. IT will prosper.

[Chrismonchan]

You gotta admit though, their tactics were very unique and brilliant. Even CCP was surprised. I mean Kamikaze noob cruisers!? C'mon!

[1justbeatit]

wow thats thinking outside the box o.o im sorry im new to the game eve i wasnt aware that when you self destruct a ship it oculd cause physical damage

[SchneeVvager]

@Chrismonchan you do have a point, they did shake up the thought process behind fighting wars.

[DarthZimmeris]

@Chrismonchan Really? Even I can load up a blaster boat and go suicide a noob frig, but that doesn't make me "brilliant."

It just means I'm bored. Noob frig ganks are only fun for about 5 minutes, then it gets REAL old.

[anybodykilla58]

@Chrismonchan only thing more scary then their suicide swarms is seeing those same players, now 3 years down the road, swarming your ass with the same number of capitals... beautiful thing though when it's on your side, seeing 400+ dreds and carriers cyno in ontop of a tower and begin shredding the entire system

[Deefultz]

@Chrismonchan I believe they just liked how the japs did things in WWII

[Lokivoid]

@Chrismonchan

"their tactics were very unique and brilliant" Ummm you must be new to MMO's becuse those "tactic's" are fairly common amonst griefers in almost every game wile the medium and tools change game to game the tactics have not.

[jdude191]

You cant kill the Swarm! Hooah!

[jamesmarshall49]

Lol so funny

[bmandown]

"every alliance collapsed"

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[rbtl90]

IRONYYYYYYY!

[SikGamer70]

@bmandown So much unintended irony in that line.

[DukeNukern]

@bmandown It's true. u mad?

[bmandown]

@DukeNukern Not mad, just upset.

But really, that line made me lol.

[CueCappa]

@bmandown i think you didn't listen to the rest....

[kurtnelle]

Yep no more goon swarm. And on the day they disbanded pilots from one of their corps flew out to our system and owned us :(

[Misoka08]

ongabonga, Goonswarm has been disbanded

[HembusanNafas]

yay!

[ongabonga]

hey guise i want to join goonswarm? where can i apply?

[1justbeatit]

disbanded and youd be hated lol

[MiniDevilDF]

bye bye goon noobs QQ and disband moar

[Pull0utBoy]

@MiniDevilDF burn in hell you 4chan FAGGOT!

[Rivik616]

Goonswarm's best option is to lie low in Syndicate, where thier going, thyre gonna resurge its just a matter of how many and how strong it will come. Thyre not dead but this is definatly a major event.

[WittyNamesRTaken]

What's with this RIP stuff...a loss of sov is hardly going to stop a goon...

[Vladd7]

RIP Goons :)

[AudibleAura]

New Eden Burn... *laughs*

[SternMann93]

Lol, bybye goonswarm o/ I don't miss you :)

[fropzor]

07 07 07

[Quandanloop]

beye goons

[cecildkprime]

By who? Goons in every MMO always just trying to piss in as many peoples cheerios as possible. So yeah you are right, total jerks like you are going to miss them.

[williamr4400]

RIP Goonswarm. you will be missed

[Cryaina]

damn you goonswarm! my corps alliance was gonna take 0.0 below us and you came back! and now we're moving again! all of it!, but yes the voice does send chills down my spine :P

[cheesedie]

i like the chill i get from the autonomous voice they use for the vid and the evil words... still hate goonswarm though

[gamefreakoi]

Let you enjoy the songs of your own suffering and terror, with your defeat at the hands of IT.

[cheesedie]

haha, nice one

[LaffenFXP]

how is delve now days ?

[arek314]

Goons forgot to pay their bills :D

On the downside it means they are back into empire.. I dream about a day when it's possible to transfer into asian server, and all GF goes there for shits and giggles

[14Jester88]

GREAT vid. Very nicely done. I'm especially fond of the National Socialist battle flag with the grenade in the background.

[natzilllla1]

thats not allowed in eve. you will get banned if you get noteced

[cartesiaLive]

lol no, if you get scammed you will be left to have a cry and the person will walk free.

[CityHunter84]

who would win in a real life sword fight an anonymous 4 chan pedo or a goonswarm tubby greaser nerd?

[jaspertheking4life]

goonswarm tubby greaser absolutely not...