saliva: a gradualreport

[Super1313Duper]

i love the background :D

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

he reminds me of Danny.

[Vivilz]

He reminds me of Jim Carrey!

[crazygirl7456]

you look like the guy from journey to the center of the eath aka the new one

[gonnaBcrazy247]

Wow saliva and salvia are two wayyyy differant things, and now ive realized that not only can I not really spell but I also cant read! Hurray for misinterpretations! Lol

[epicNoahthegreat]

u lit ur face too much

[gibbo1112]

The best hair on the gradual report i have ever seen

[ddbabbie]

Oh I thought they asked you to do a show on salvia like the drug..........!

[cassity2013]

I was eating a corn dog while watching this and then u got to that part where you talked about the bacteria in our mouth so I stopped eating.but then u said there was that other thing and I was oh ok,lol

[GoranKami]

You look less insane with that hair

[jjheelz]

keep pressing 0 very creepy

[sanandreasdanieltosh]

@dannyboy3109 spit

[DannyBoy3109]

What the fuck is saliva=??=??????????

[kittenluvful]

Salvia. Not Saliva.

Dislectsic?

[mj212345]

@kittenluvful haha im dislexic, it happens

[Jns01100]

the comments at the start actually say salvia not saliva..

[snowconerangel]

*silent fart*

[BrianneLynne14]

i love you man!!!!!!!!!! hey, can you do a video about the Big Bang Theory? that would be hilarious. not the show the actual thing :D

[gleekgrrl]

UR HAIR IS DISTRACTING!!

[jacoblover38]

its from the poop glands lol

[cecisota12]

lol this is a fail XD

[FlyingMagicalPillow]

do one on SALVIA not saliva..

[metalrocker2000]

@FlyingMagicalPillow i second that savia..

[MrDarkimages]

at the end "silent fart"

[smenkins]

i thought it was about salvia ....

[Garpgasm]

same

[Deathbysodamachine]

@smenkins same here i saw what looked like salvia and immediately clicked it haha

[J12983]

Danny my good friend, I know I am a year late and a dollar short, but both of those comments' about saliva were actually about a drug known as salvia I am pretty sure you know that already, just the same I would love it if your done a show about the drug salvia, that is unless you have done one already that is.

[thcnig]

haha yea they both did and both ment salvia haha i think that would be an awsome show haha

Salvia Divinorum

[talkingstrawberries]

saliva. :) i have a dog named saliva. jk. :) :) u haters need 2 quit bn mean to danny and get ur own life to criticize, assholes. he's funny as hell. ur just jealous cuz ur ugly faces couldn't b that funny in front of a camera. that means u, MegaProng. so back off, i don't see u getting thousands of views, stick that in ur juice box and suck it. GO DANNY! long live gradualreport

[FoxyAsIs]

gross....ugh

[pajabre]

Dear Dragisha

I just realized u cant write sh!t on youtube.

However I have 2 questions:

1 If sh!t does not taste like fart, because of saliva, how does sh!t taste like?

2 Why cant u write sh!t on youtube?

[pajabre]

My shit smells like fart, but if I ate it it wouldnt taste like fart? (I have saliva) My deduction goes that far, so how does shit taste like, Dragisho????

[KilaKrastevac]

So if I have no saliva, does it mean I'm speakin sh!t?

[robertoproz]

no just means everything u eat.....tastes like it

[ILoveFolkMusic]

awesome

[robertoproz]

lol u strange strange person...

[SoftyChicken]

that did say salvia lol

[MegaProng]

ass hole i know what you said grow the fuck up your not funny

[sictransitrowyn]

Damnit, I thought it was salvia not saliva.

[illordil]

me too :D

[wolimrap]

dude, i red it salvia... when i heard saliva i thought WTF!? :D

[SlasherMiniFilms]

it did say salvia

[TheLittleBag]

silent Fart awesome!!

lol our mouth tastes like fart! yupii

awesome 5/5!!

[rozaliya19]

silent fart....haaaaaa :DDD

[mermaid250]

its awesomely 1992

[stormyatlantic]

its 1990

[Drumm3rbumboy]

do a video all on the man in the mask, im gonna make a youtube account as the man in the mask as my screen name. love your show and, you in a no homo way

[GRak47BYC]

YEAH YEAH DO A SALVIA SHOW!!!!

[jiyumes]

DUUUUUUDE DO A SHOW ON SALVIA THE DRUG THING!!!!!!

or...mind altering hallucinagetic...I can't spell the word right and I don't have a dictionary handy. DO A SHOW ON LSD OR MIND ALTERING DRUGS! And...stuff. I looooove yeeeeeeew.

[135875421]

ITS AWESOME, and its 1992, but it looks awesome on you.

[AtticLightEntertain]

Did anyone else realize that the comments asked for SALVIA not Saliva? Salvia is a legal hallucinogenic drugs.

[EmmaLuvsHorror]

dude... you're RIGHT! OMG!

[CutieNekoKittey]

lmao omg i didnt realize that (hilarious) i wonder what skooter12330 thought when he saw this vid?

[NOOBLETK]

omg no not like fart!

[DayDreamasMagic]

yea a show on anime would be funny X3and other cartoons as well ^ ^ go for it XD

[Hizikari]

yeah it would

[112WildCat211]

I third the anime motion

[Pikeman336]

1992 sry

[emosasukelover222]

oo do one on anime =D i bet it'd be funny as hell XD

[kerryizhere]

ooo yea u should tht would b guud ^-^

[balddeviljr]

AWESOME!!!

[BabyChick2525]

hahaha you look like richard o'connell

[realbluemeanie]

Dysssealecsick  foooooowl.

[EpiphoneLover4u]

i thought it said salvia, damn.

[urmom213213]

same here -_-

[Hizikari]

it did..... XD

[undeadchoas8]

LMFAO

SBD!

[curefm2]

stupid

[irishpmen516]

you mouth is full of farts. lmao

[upindust]

hair = beverely hills 90210 (original)that and zach from saved by the bell.

[juicypop]

danny, I love you ahhhaa BUT LISTEN

he said

SAL-VIA not

SAL-IVA

this is a funny video of a guy using it:

/watch?v=j2EIiD433PI

it's totally legal

it'd be SO FUNNY if you made a video of it.

use it sometime ;)

[badfish4311]

i know, i was all happy but then i read the video title and i was then, unhappy.

[thuglife4ev]

copy and paste this to six vids then think of who you love

press f6 and watch the screen

[pink77princess]

this i did

and amazing miracles happened.

sh*t. f*ck. dam.

[squeezemylever5]

i agree with Andyg2g

[TCVideoz]

i love you too, my little lemon drop! you should do a gradual report, where you gradually report, on poop glands. xoxo

[lildrummerboy294]

its both. aahhh.

[Andyg2g]

hahahaha everything would taste like fart!! that is awesome. You are great Danny! You should make a video about area 51. I am tired of all that conspiracy theors out there. I am sure you would make a good twist on it. :)

[mattghtpa]

Nothing like a gay science to get the idea across.

[tetarus]

You're always calling us lemon drops, but what are they really? You should do a show on lemon drops!

[morgangamer22]

COOL

[444CowsGoesMoo]

Ha thats cool

[iceman064]

salvia not spit fuckin moron

[FlaviaSantosbr]

Hahahah... Awesome!

[skooter12330]

Thank you so much danny for doing a show for me.. that was completely awesome..tho i think i might have made a typo.. i wanted one on salvia, its a legal substance that many smoke.=P the thought was great tho..interesting

[iheartTill]

your hair looks like Adolph Hitlers (:

[FlaviaSantosbr]

hahahahah....

[patrickkaminski]

saliva... have you tried to smoke salvia??? would like to hear your report on that!!!

[shrinkwrap]

is someone a ze frank fan?

[Yarcofin]

Saliva does not equal salvia.

[FlowingGeisha]

That's a way better hair do than the ones you're usually sporting LOL. You can lubricate my vagina.

[RyuElle472]

Ahaha! Danny, you look so cute! <3

[sarkasmi83]

Ohh no, Danny has joined The new kids on the block.

I'm gonna go smoke some saliva now.

[spunkypuppy]

Now do a show about salvia, because I always wondered why allegedly "cool" dudes spit on the ground. And why do they feel the need to snort their snot and add it to the mix? Let's hear it Mr. Dyslexia!

[qnelizabiitch]

i think he can read. he knows it said salvia.

[RuBeebs]

I thought the hair looked 1920ish, but yeah, it is a bit 90210 circa 1990s. Either way - Get rid of it.

[nck02]

salvia, not saliva dude...

[VioletisSane]

I can't believe you read that wrong. hahaha. hahahahahha. Sal via - the legal hallucinogen that seriously fucks people up

[jojitsoo]

You look like Peter from HEROES - lol

[daredevilette2008]

o the hair is both 1992 and awsome

[myipodtouchSam]

:o u actually teach without the boring.

[3R1ANT]

perhaps a show on whether or not fish drink water?

[Hodggoblin]

they were definatly talking about the drug not the shit in your mouth danny

[vanish129]

It's "salivary" glands not salivatory...

ps:

earwax....

[tyberger81]

do a gradual report, on the gradual report. kinda like wikipedia only cooler and funnier cause of you Daaaanny, you tasty big lemondrop you

[LeavesKittun]

I actually second the origin of the high five idea..

[TerranKyra]

LSD, DMT or psylocibin(shrooms) can give the user the ability to alter the state of their reality and reprogram their mind to realize its divine nature unsoiled by cultural. Which scares people who never do self-reflection and have to deal with the demons of their untamed emotions every time they trip.

From what I've seen Salvia is quite immobilizing when taken in high doses. The user becomes as helpless and drooling as a baby, while they experience whatever the hell the trip is like.

[lennon005]

saliva dumbass, saliva.... unsoiled by cultural? man? the fuck is wrong with you?

nah, lol. i thought it was salvia too.

[TerranKyra]

Excuse me. But DANNY made the mistake according to 0:27 into the video where it shows the comment he's responding to.

[PoutineMuch]

do a show about Vampires!!

<3 VAMPIRES! lol.

VAMP VAMP VAMP VAMP VAMP VAMPIRES.

yes... that would be nice.

[bsking80]

wow i didnt know all that about spit lmao, but how about the history of the "high five." ive always wondered about that...

[sadavis642]

lol i think SALVIA is much cooler

and twinkies... i want those fucking twinkies

[ErisTheFairest5]

Yeah come on, Danny.... Salvia if it's legal in your area.

[nieves4]

fyi, i'm all about a show on what makes you laugh...how do you laugh...muscles and such. ;-) i've always wondered just too lazy to do the research. you do it.

[adafdd]

i second that

[SlaerAkuyume]

XD This is all funny... except for the 'poop gland'. I was unamused =/

[Gotterdamerung]

Awesome. Now do one on Salvia divinorum.

[makegana]

XDDDD u totally pulled off the 1992 look...^____^ that haircut should be added to THE LIST OF AWESOME!!!!!

[xxrainbowacid]

i'm really really honored that you quoted me. :DDD

except we meant salvia...the hallucinogen lol.

it's great though..you're amazing, Danny.

[fretsonfire75]

I thought the title said "salvia", not "saliva".

[valon18]

I SECOND THE SALVIA motion!!!

make a video on salvia.

someone else third the motion and continue on

[FreddyBenelli]

Fourthed. Or fifthed. I dunno, it looks like everyone's saying it.

[lifeinretrospect]

Since you're doing your hair all funky lately, do a show on Flock of Seagulls. And do your hair.

You can do it if you try. I believe in you, Danny.

[levimon]

i first read the title as 'salvia: a gradualreport' so i was a bit disappointed when i realized it's just about saliva.

[john44565]

What are you talking about? 1992 was an awesome year!

[xTorrent]

That's pretty funny, and very interesting actually.

Do a show about why salt 'enhances' flavors.

or whether water has it's own taste simply because it lacks all taste. or whether white is a color because it lacks all color.

[silenteyes1982]

Some good ideas, but it's actually black that lacks all color. Black is nothingness. Hmm, perhaps there's a show in there somewhere...

[xTorrent]

Black is nothingness only in the light spectrum. In the color spectrum black is the presence of all color.

[silenteyes1982]

You're absolutely right. As a (very amateur) photographer I think in terms of light. Now if only I could remember how this relates to saliva...

[xTorrent]

Ah, and as an artist I think in terms of color =P

[SQUISHICHANNEL]

as a teenager i think in terms of sex. yupp this fits the bill.

[IAmIva]

FART! My dadwas in a band called F-ART

[xxxDeadheartxxx]

I thought this was going to be about salvia, haha!

[sk8halo3]

Brendan fraser hair!

[theguyteacher]

i wonder what fart tastes like... hmmm...

[firefox666]

the hair just makes you look s little more creepy. like that one dude from the first charlies angels, i think he played in Willard too... you should get a pet ray and make out with it :]

[askherandmaillick]

do a video on how dogs eat homeworks~!!

...then i can finally use it as an excuse~!!

[woo2fly21]

i thought it said salvia for a secod

[IllLoveYouForYou]

do a video about evil rabbits destroying the earth

[Hegemon54]

I'm just going to stop watching your videos when it involves science, counter productive to my knowledge

[mmdghr]

man whore cock lol !!!!!!

[kelthazar]

lol

funny stuff- iliked ur final summation today!

[MACINTOSHallTHEway]

No, they meant a show on salvia

not saliva

there is a difference

look it up

[krazykink]

I'm 100% sure that whoever wrote that to you is dislexic and meant to write SALVIA!

[rich8642]

haha i love your tiny little mouth :D your funnier than shaycarl AND sxephil in my opinion.

[ItsAmayyx]

slavia is my favorite

haha i love how they misspelled that

[freestyleRAP118]

and salvias a herb that you smoke to get a 15 minute high. LOL salvia not saliva.

[freestyleRAP118]

Mke a video on the history of the world!!!

in under 2 minutes. And dont skip anything, except the 4 billion years that we were a large ball of liquid hot mag-ma

[reeecardo]

This was very good. You should check out Richalvarez of the Stupid Mario Brothers.

[Capndroid]

Lol at mixing up salvia with saliva.

[GalaxySmith18]

lol, yo danny you should be a movie actor like Jim carry. rofl. I would totally watch ur movies.

[ixof6ix]

The hair's nice, but it would look even better with those awesome orange glasses of yours.

[KickasssKaylaaa]

So like, does birds food taste like fart? I know they don't salivate...

Then again, I don't even know if they have taste buds.

[olithewoli]

They're actually salivary glands, Danny..

[Prezz15]

HAHA! silent fart!

ahh... thats great.....

[red425]

best vid in awhile

[TheSarahJade]

you shoulds do a show about opera singing

[N4o4N]

you should definitely do a video on dust too.

[GalaxySmith18]

lol, yeah he should. I wonder what he'll say.

[VictimOfBoredom]

Erm, maybe you guys ought to read the comments section before thinking you're the first one to notice the Salvia/saliva ordeal...

[amanualgearbox]

im gonna spam those 2 guys

[blumig]

darn, I thought it was Salvia

[Amaizying]

thats what i thought at first too...lol

[mnetwarrior]

same lol

[abbierose666]

hahaa.... silent fart...

that made me laughh

x

[ukuleleko]

donkey

[gabs6868]

1:12 lmao

i love ya danny

[tadshackles]

Or you could never do this, Danny. Probably never. There are enough 13 year old girls who took breaks from their Jonas Bros vlog to make twilight videos to fill YT ten times. I would rather see a show that was 3 minutes of silence.

[tadshackles]

Flock of Seagulls fan?

Thought so!

<3

[R3DxWarri0r]

Man I was feeling really down, and after watching this... Well I'm still down but at least I smiled!

[elena95]

I'm pretty sure this is the funniest thing you've said.

[Coffeegirl28]

LOL the simple fact you did a show on saliva when they clearly spelled SALVIA is funny in itself! Now you really should do one about SALVIA the drug.

[MisterJaypers]

1992 WAS awesome!

[Alyaziah]

there is no existence for the users skooter12330 neither xxrainbowacid..

[dment1]

lol salvia is crazy ive seen on the news where a kid commits suicide because he saw the real meaning of life under salvia and he just killed himself and in his suicide letter he wrote i no longer want to live i saw the real meaning of life.....wow crazy shit...stick to weed lol

[samuelmichaud]

Now do a show on Salvia* and how it works

(it's a popular drug, due to its mysterious short term effect it has on people...a dichotomy of them and their reality)

[negenzevenvijfeen]

There's a band called saliva.. x]

[Vanagander]

You read about as well as I do... And that's sad because I'm Costa Rican...

...

See, it's a racial joke.

'Cause I'm a spic.

[urrr]

haha xD they wanted you to talk about salvia not saliva :´)

cool show anyway

[CaptainFudges]

So that was why my mouth stinks so badly... Thanks Danny, for letting me know I have poopsickles in my chewer!